de Writing Routines, Agent Queries, and Rollercoaster POVs: Jake Maia Arlow on Her MG Debut ALMOST FLYING By www.inkygirl.com Published On :: Thu, 10 Jun 2021 19:15:00 +0000 By Sara Truuvert Sweaty palms, shaking limbs, and the distinct possibility of puking. Am I describing riding a rollercoaster or having a crush in middle school? These two thrill rides collide in Jake Maia Arlow's MG debut Almost Flying. The novel follows thirteen-year-old Dalia, who has planned the perfect summer: finally ride a rollercoaster and make a new best friend. But when Dalia's dad announces he is engaged and expects Dalia to bond with her soon-to-be stepsister, Alexa, Dalia thinks her summer plans are shot. Luckily, Alexa agrees to take Dalia and Rani, a new girl from Dalia's swim team, on an amusement park road trip. What should be a smooth week takes a turn when Dalia realizes she might have more-than-friend feelings for Rani. Almost Flying launched on June 8th, 2021 with Dial Books and is widely available to order. Jake Maia Arlow is a writer, podcast producer (listen to her work on shows like NPR's Invisibilia), bagel connoisseur, and co-writer of a musical about a gay demon competing in a reality TV show. You can find out more about Jake on her website, Twitter, and YouTube channel. Watch for her YA debut, How To Excavate A Heart launching from HarperTeen in 2022. Q. A huge congratulations on your MG debut! Your protagonist Dalia is thirteen, which is such a weird, wild, sometimes(?) wonderful age. Did that time in your own life influence this story? A. Thank you so much! That time in my own life absolutely influenced this story—mostly in that I was a complete weirdo in middle school. And while I wasn’t brave enough or self-aware enough to understand my own early queer feelings, I was so deeply idiosyncratic that I could write 1,000 middle grade novels and never touch on all of my bizarre behavior. For example: I wore mismatched toe socks to school every. Single. Day. Q. I love how unique Dalia is—for starters, she absolutely loves watching rollercoaster POVs (but would rather keep this hobby to herself!). Would you speak a bit about developing Dalia’s character? A. Developing her character was one of the most exciting parts of the writing process, because it involved watching a ton of rollercoaster POV videos! Part of my process included taking notes on different POV videos in Dalia’s voice—some of those early free-writes even made it into the novel in various forms. It’s hard for me to start writing before I know a character’s voice, but Dalia’s came very naturally to me. She’s an anxious queer Jew from Long Island … just like me haha! Q. Dalia has to navigate some complicated feelings she develops for her friend Rani. Did you map out the trajectory of their relationship before you began writing? Or was it more a matter of seeing where your writing took you? A. I knew that Dalia had a crush on Rani from the very beginning, but it took me a few rounds of edits to realize that Rani also had a crush on Dalia from the start. Dalia overthinks everything, and even though Rani gives her some pretty clear signals, she doesn’t pick up on them. It was really more of a discovery writing process than I thought it would be! Q. Do you have any writing routines or rituals that help you get into a good workflow? A. Oooh, I love this question! I always have rain sounds playing in the background, regardless of whether or not it’s actually raining outside. Other than that, I do the pomodoro method (25 minutes of writing with a five minute break) and I try to have a friend around so I can bounce ideas off of them! Q. You have a helpful (and funny) post on your website about the process of getting your agent, which, understandably, involved a fair amount of nerves and panic. What would you say to an author who feels daunted by the idea of starting this process? A. I’m thrilled that someone has read that! My advice is always to be over prepared. I am almost chronically over prepared because of my anxiety, but in this case it served me well. Listen to podcasts, read sample query letters, read the acknowledgements of your favorite books. There are so many incredible resources that you never have to go through this alone. Q. Do you have any advice for young writers? A. YES! So many people like to say “read,” which is awesome advice, and you should absolutely do that, but my other piece of advice is to WRITE! Write in a journal, write your earth-shattering novel idea on a Google Doc and share it with friends, write recipes, write spells. Write anything and everything. At the very least, you’ll have something to look back on. Q. Finally, I understand that both you and Dalia are bagel connoisseurs. I must know, what separates a great bagel from a good bagel? A. This is the greatest question I’ve ever been asked. First of all, if a bagel isn’t boiled, it’s not a real bagel— it’s just a piece of bread with a hole in the center. But other than that, a great bagel is freshly made, a little warm on the inside; it’s chewy on the outside and soft on the inside. And, most importantly, a great bagel is one that you eat with friends and family. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sara Truuvert completed her MLitt in Creative Writing at the University of St Andrews. She also holds a Certificate in Creative Writing from the Humber School for Writers and a BA in English, Drama, and the History and Philosophy of Science from the University of Toronto. Her work has appeared in the Literary Review of Canada among other publications. For more interviews, see the Inkygirl Interview Archive. Also see Advice For Young Writers and Illustrators, a compilation of tips generously offered by children's book creators Inkygirl.com has interviewed over the years. 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de Advice for young writers from Anna Lazowski, debut picture book author of T.REXES CAN'T TIE THEIR SHOES (illustrated by Steph Laberis) By www.inkygirl.com Published On :: Sun, 27 Jun 2021 12:05:53 +0000 Looking for a hugely entertaining alphabet book that also has an uplifting message of empowerment for young readers? I highly recommend T. REXES CAN'T TIE THEIR SHOES by Anna Lazowski and Steph Laberis, launching June 29th, 2021 from Doubleday Books For Young Readers. The back matter also has an alphabetized factoid list of "all the amazing things animals CAN do!" This is an alphabet book that can be appreciated by grown-ups as well as young readers, with lots of potential discussion points. The illustrations of animals in ridiculous situations are so SOOOOO FUN --- omigosh, even as I'm writing this post, I went back to look through the digital ARC and can't decide which is my favourite, though I'm leaning toward the "Cheetahs can't chew bubble gum" page. I asked debut picture book author Anna Lazowski if she had any advice for young writers, and here's what she said: "Write what you want to write, because as you move through the publishing process, it will become incredibly important for you to truly believe in your work. The rejections in this industry are endless, and they come at every stage. Critique partners might reject elements of your manuscript, agents will reject your work, and once you're on submission to editors, they will reject your work. Then once you're finally published, some reviewers will reject your work. If you don't fully believe in your stories, this will be extremely hard to take. It's hard as it is, so make sure you're all in on the work you're doing. It will make the rest a little bit easier to navigate." Wise advice. Thank you, Anna! And congrats to you and Steph on your upcoming launch! ---- Also see other Advice For Young Writers and Illustrators From Children's Book Creators and my other Interviews With Children's Book Creators. Image at the top of this post was created for my new #BookADay book journal. For more info about Donalyn Miller's #BookADay challenge, see Donalyn's post in the Nerdy Book Club blog. Full Article Advice for young artists and young writers BookADay
de "An hour a day can be enough." Victor Piñeiro Gives Writing Advice and Discusses His MG Debut TIME VILLAINS By www.inkygirl.com Published On :: Wed, 07 Jul 2021 16:17:00 +0000 By Sara Truuvert When your novel is deemed "the greatest idea for a book ever", you're probably on to something. That certainly seems to be the case for debut author Victor Piñeiro, whose novel Time Villains has garnered a starred review from Kirkus and a spot as an Amazon Best Book of the Month. The book promises time-hopping high jinx, historic and literary Easter eggs, and even some one-sentence Puerto Rican recipes. Time Villains follows sandwich-obsessed Javi Santiago, who has to nail his homework assignment if he wants to pass sixth grade. The assignment seems simple enough: if you could invite any three people to dinner, who would they be? Plus, Javi has his best friend Wiki and little sister Brady to help him. What could go wrong? Turns out, a lot! The trio accidentally uses an antique dining table to summon the dinner guests for real. Now, Blackbeard the Pirate is on the loose, and Javi, Wiki, and Brady must figure out how to send him back (perhaps with the help of other historical figures...). Time Villains is the first novel in a three-part series. It launched on July 6th, 2021 with Sourcebooks and is widely available to order. Victor Piñeiro is an author and a Creative Director at HBO Max. He has also done a multitude of other cool things, like teach, make documentaries, lead content/social strategies for Big Spaceship, YouTube, Hasbro, and Google, and answer these interview questions while caring for his two-week-old child. You can find out more about Victor on his website, Twitter, and Instagram. Q. A huge congratulations on your literary debut! Would you tell me a bit about your journey to publication? A. Thank you! Being a published author has been the dream since I was a kid, so it’s been quite the journey! In my teens and twenties I couldn’t silence my inner critic long enough to write novels, so I turned to poetry and screenplays, writing and producing documentaries for a spell. I finally coaxed a book out in 2017 after writing daily on my (long) commute for three years. It was a very unconventional first book—the only kind I could coax out on my first try—so I shelved it and started working on Time Villains. Three drafts in I sent Time Villains to a bunch of agents, and after chatting with a few, a friend put me in touch with Elana Roth Parker. I feel so incredibly lucky to work with Elana—she saw the seed of something in my draft and we developed it into something far more compelling. When Annie Berger at Sourcebooks showed interest in the book, it felt like winning the lottery twice. Annie and the whole team have been the most incredible partners—thoroughly brilliant and a complete joy to work with. And here we are—the book just hit shelves this week and I’m not sure what to do with myself! Q. Would you please introduce us to the novel’s hero, Javi Santiago? (I must know what level of dedication to sandwiches it takes to be classified as ‘sandwich-obsessed’!) A. Javi’s an aspiring chef and sandwichéaste (think cinéaste but for sandwiches) who’ll do anything to pass sixth grade. He’s a zany kid with an overactive imagination and a penchant for asking deep questions about food (because what makes a sandwich a sandwich, really?). He peppers in one-sentence recipes throughout the book—some of Puerto Rico’s most delectable dishes, mixed in with his own recipes (like the Spanglish Sandwich aka The Spanglo Sando™). And while he’s fun and eccentric, underneath the silliness he’s a first generation Puerto Rican kid struggling with imposter syndrome as he tries to excel at something in his life. Q. You offer us such a hilarious dynamic between your protagonists – we have the almost-failing student, Javi, paired with his best friend, Wiki, the human Wikipedia/young professor (plus, Javi’s little sister, who wants to be the president’s bodyguard!). How did you land on this dynamic? Is it something you envisioned from the get-go? A. The characters were floating around my head disparately but when I put them together I realized how fun their dynamic would be. I know a few folks who are so brilliant they seem weighed down by their intelligence—it’s made them world-weary. I thought that’d be really fun to capture in an extremely-precocious sixth grader. As I was coming up with the character I remembered a line in a hip hop song I love, “Catch me solving mysteries like Wikipedia Brown.” And that’s where Wiki’s name emerged and the character solidified in my head. In terms of Brady, I knew I wanted a hot-headed sibling/partner to steal the spotlight and do much of the butt kicking because I love that dynamic in stories, going all the way back to Frodo and Sam. I also have a few friends with wild kid sister energy and they’re the life of any party, so I knew I wanted to bring that to the trio. Q. You had to develop a wide array of voices for this story, including kid Mozart, the Earl of Sandwich, and Blackbeard the Pirate. Was that a challenge? A joy? A spiralling research nightmare? A. A spiralling research dream! This series gives me the best excuse to research my favorite folks in history and fiction, and it’s been a blast. I loved reading old texts on pirates, delving into the specifics of Mozart at age twelve and dusting off copies of old novels with iconic characters as I researched this book. And I knew nothing about the Earl of Sandwich before writing this, but how could Javi not invite him? There was one aspect of research that was a bit frustrating. A big focus of this series is exploring characters more representative of the world’s history and fiction, because I’m hoping this book is ultimately a gateway to other books, characters and historical figures for kids to explore. Finding a wealth of information about some historical and mythological figures from other cultures was incredibly difficult. I knew it wouldn’t be easy, but I wasn’t prepared for it to be quite so challenging—which invigorated me to include more of them in the book! Q. You have such lovely, concise, concrete writing advice available on your website. Is there any advice my-novel-is-getting-published Victor would give I’m-starting-to-write-a-novel Victor? A. So much advice! I think there are a few super important things that would’ve had me writing novels decades ago, so I take any chance I can get to relay them to other aspiring/young writers. 1. An hour a day can be enough. I always thought I needed to quit my job and write eight hours a day to finish a novel, which held me back for years. Then I read a Murakami interview where he said he completed his first novel by writing an hour a day after work. In that moment I felt like the universe gave me permission to write mine. 2. Lower the bar far lower than you’re comfortable with for that first draft. (No, lower!) There are passages in the first draft of my books that are barely intelligible, but I now know that’s okay. The first draft is about discovery and getting the story out of your head and onto the page. It’s far too early to be precious about anything. Just get it all out and see what you’ve got when you’re done. 3. Don’t dread rewriting—it’s far more fun than expected. Before writing my first book I was terrified of it, but it’s become one of my favorite aspects of writing. (Which is a good thing considering it’s 75-90% of what you do as a writer!) Q. Do you have any advice for young writers in general? A. Absolutely. Besides everything I said above, read about writing and join online writing communities. Screenwriting books are great for story structure basics, Stephen King’s On Writing is great for process, Brandon Sanderson’s free writing course on YouTube is absolutely brilliant, Neil Gaiman and David Mamet’s Master Class courses are gold, and Reddit’s /r/writing is a fantastic place to learn alongside others in the trenches. I also love John Truby and Lisa Cron’s books. But maybe it’s best to start with this short Ira Glass video. Or this brilliant reflection on writing advice Chuck Wendig just wrote. Q. Finally, I read that you used to be a documentary filmmaker and a blogger. What are some questions you would ask Blackbeard, if you met him? A. It’d be one of those long interviews—the kind that take up the entire documentary and usually take the film crew multiple days to shoot—because I’d want to lead up to asking him how many people he actually killed. (Some historians say almost zero!) And I’d also want to ask him a lot of questions about Stede Bonnet, “The Gentleman Pirate” who was an equally fascinating and thoroughly hilarious character. He was rich, had a midlife crisis, became a pirate, and got thoroughly swindled by Blackbeard. (Side note: I was so happy when I heard the news that Taika Waititi would be creating a show about him!) Finally, I’d ask him to get battle ready. Before a skirmish Blackbeard would light fuses or small candles in his beard, since the smoke gave him a demonic appearance. It was his favorite scare tactic. I’d love to see it live! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sara Truuvert completed her MLitt in Creative Writing at the University of St Andrews. She also holds a Certificate in Creative Writing from the Humber School for Writers and a BA in English, Drama, and the History and Philosophy of Science from the University of Toronto. Her work has appeared in the Literary Review of Canada among other publications. For more interviews, see the Inkygirl Interview Archive. Also see Advice For Young Writers and Illustrators, a compilation of tips generously offered by children's book creators Inkygirl.com has interviewed over the years. Full Article Advice for young artists and young writers Business of writing Craft of writing Debuts Guest Interviewer: Sara Truuvert Inkygirl Interviews Writing Habits advice debut diversity interview mg
de SOUP DAY by Melissa Iwai: A Soul-Satisfying, Delicious Comfort Read By www.inkygirl.com Published On :: Mon, 12 Jul 2021 18:01:18 +0000 I've been gradually adding new and older BookADay posts to my new Bookstagram. One of the most recent: SOUP DAY by Melissa Iwai (Henry Holt): Celebrates the importance of making a nutritious meal and sharing in the process as a famly. Also be sure to check out Melissa's newest book, DUMPLINGS FOR LILI (Norton Young Readers). Full Article BookADay
de Inkygirl is now part of DebbieOhi.com! By www.inkygirl.com Published On :: Wed, 18 Aug 2021 21:22:30 +0000 This website has now been folded into my main DebbieOhi.com website, so please adjust your bookmarks. Thank you! Full Article
de The New PAX Wardrobe: IKEA’s Boldest Claims Yet (And We’re Excited To Test) By ikeahackers.net Published On :: Wed, 02 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000 IKEA has just unveiled a major upgrade to its beloved PAX wardrobe system, introducing a new foldable frame design. This innovation tackles head-on the long-standing challenges PAX customers have grappled with for years. IKEA makes two bold claims that have caught our attention: first, they promise to slash assembly time by half, and second—brace yourselves—they suggest you can now “fold-up the PAX and go” when it’s time to move. These upgrades could be a game-changer for both assembly and relocation. […] The post The New PAX Wardrobe: IKEA’s Boldest Claims Yet (And We’re Excited To Test) appeared first on IKEA Hackers. Full Article Products IKEA PAX Wardrobe Hacks and Ideas Latest on IG
de 17 Sneaky Ideas for a Rental Makeover Your Landlord Won’t Spot By ikeahackers.net Published On :: Tue, 15 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000 When I first started working in the big city, my friends and I rented a house. I always tried to make my little room as cozy and personal as possible, beyond the basic bed and wardrobe that came with the place. And I made sure to leave it in as good, if not better, condition than when I moved in. Later in life, I had the opportunity to rent out a property. Unfortunately, I experienced the frustration of having my […] The post 17 Sneaky Ideas for a Rental Makeover Your Landlord Won’t Spot appeared first on IKEA Hackers. Full Article Products Featured Latest on IG
de How to Give Your MALM Dresser a Rattan Upgrade By ikeahackers.net Published On :: Tue, 22 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000 I’ve always had a soft spot for the IKEA MALM. Its sleek, unfussy look is right up my alley. But for many, the minimalist style can be a bit boring. That’s probably why it’s been the subject of so many hacks over the years. And let me tell you, I’ve seen my fair share. I’ve been collecting IKEA MALM hacks for ages and I thought I’d seen it all. Apothecary style? Check. Chinoiserie? Yup. Vinyl wrap, built-ins, metal accents, even […] The post How to Give Your MALM Dresser a Rattan Upgrade appeared first on IKEA Hackers. Full Article Bedroom Storage 20 IKEA Malm Hacks That Will Take Your Furniture to the Next Level Latest on IG
de Deck Your Halls for Less: 14 Christmas Decor Ideas Using IKEA Finds By ikeahackers.net Published On :: Wed, 30 Oct 2024 10:00:00 +0000 As the year draws to a close, the holiday season is upon us once again. Although we still have two months until Christmas, studies have shown decorating early is actually good for your mood. The vibrant colors and twinkling lights simply trigger the release feel-good dopamine, which in turn, boosts happiness and energy. I must admit, Christmas decor makes me grin like a kid with ice-cream, until I look at the price tag of tinsel and garlands and baubles. Yikes! […] The post Deck Your Halls for Less: 14 Christmas Decor Ideas Using IKEA Finds appeared first on IKEA Hackers. Full Article Christmas Featured Latest on IG
de The $20 IKEA Bedside Table That Became a Luxury Sideboard By ikeahackers.net Published On :: Tue, 05 Nov 2024 11:00:00 +0000 My search for the perfect sideboard has been going on for like ever. Like many home decor enthusiasts, I found myself caught between my champagne taste and lemonade budget – until I came across @interiorxlifestyle‘s IKEA hack. She transformed the affordable IKEA GURSKEN nightstands into a sophisticated storage sideboard that may just be the thing I’m looking for. On its own, a single hacked GURSKEN might not amount to much. But when you place five of these hacked beauties in […] The post The $20 IKEA Bedside Table That Became a Luxury Sideboard appeared first on IKEA Hackers. Full Article Cabinets & Sideboards Gursken Latest on IG
de An IKEA Hack That Works Wonders For This Often-Ignored Nook By ikeahackers.net Published On :: Thu, 07 Nov 2024 11:00:00 +0000 The area behind the door is frequently overlooked, often turning into a cluttered mess of hanging coats and bags. However, @corinas.leben found a way to change that. She took four basic IKEA FLISAT wall storage shelves, originally designed for organizing toys and books, and transformed them into a practical, behind-the-door storage system. By assembling the four shelves and attaching them to two vertical planks, she created a slim shelving unit that can be discreetly tucked away behind a door. The […] The post An IKEA Hack That Works Wonders For This Often-Ignored Nook appeared first on IKEA Hackers. Full Article Entryway Flisat
de Reader Squee: Window Watching By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0800 Susan says: "Hey, how do I chase cars and birds from inside!?" Doggies have been asking this question for years. Let us know if you find the answer widdle guy. -Sally Squeeps Do you have a squee pet that you want to share with the world? Send us your pet pictures and stories, and they could end up on Daily Squee! Full Article reader squee pets squee window
de Can I be Your Guide? By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 03 May 2014 10:00:00 -0700 Full Article cute puppies
de Reader Squee: Snug as a Hedgehog? By cheezburger.com Published On :: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 08:00:00 -0700 MidnightRayne says: "This is my Hedgehog Albert all snuggled up in a towel after a pampering bath!" What a lucky hog! Getting the full fancy spa treatment. - Sally Squeeps Do you have a squee pet that you want to share with the world? Send us your pet pictures and stories, and they could end up on Daily Squee! Full Article bath hedgehog pet reader squee snug squee towel
de Reader Squee: Stanly By cheezburger.com Published On :: Wed, 28 Nov 2012 08:00:00 -0800 BrandyPoshie says: "Here`s my Manx mix, Stanly!" Stanly has a super squee Manx mustache! -Sally Squeeps Do you have a squee pet that you want to share with the world? Send us your pet pictures and stories, and they could end up on Daily Squee! Full Article reader squee pet Cats squee
de Reader Squee: It's a Hard Life By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0800 Kerkopithekion says: "Our 14-week-old puppy Storm living the hard life of sofa naps and belly rubs." Oh, what a hard life! I do not envy him... just kidding, I totally do. -Sally Squeeps Do you have a squee pet that you want to share with the world? Send us your pet pictures and stories, and they could end up on Daily Squee! Full Article reader squee nap pets couch sofa squee sleeping
de Reader Squees: Need a Napkin? By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800 ZombieGeisha says: "My guinea pig, Spooky, making a mess of his orange snack." Now Spooky, who is going to take you seriously when you can't even bother to wipe your chin? Do you have a squee pet that you want to share with the world? Send us your pet pictures and stories, and they could end up on Daily Squee! Full Article eat guinea pig mess reader squees snack
de Charter Schools III: Ideology & Choice By blog.talkingphilosophy.com Published On :: Wed, 11 Jan 2017 13:00:19 Embed from Getty Images In my prior essay on charter schools, I considered the quality argument. The idea is that charter schools provide a higher quality alternative to public schools and should receive public money so that poorer families can …Read more » Full Article
de Deadlines: Emphasis On "Dead" By clientsfromhell.tumblr.com Published On :: Wed, 05 Jan 2022 09:00:19 -0800 I’m a year and a half into the development of a new web application for managing complex data sets. Our boss has never been able to provide proper specifications for what he needs, just a flood of vague ideas with no real detail and constantly changing scope. My job is to try and turn this into a comprehensible list of tasks that the dev team can actually follow. Each month, I have a planning session with the boss where we hash out the next period of work. Each session, I remind him that changing the scope means adding more time. We agree and sign off the work to be delivered by the end of the month. So far, we’ve hit every deadline. I thought we had a pretty good system in place until: Boss: “I can’t believe we’re so far behind and how poorly you’ve managed this project.” Me: “What do you mean? Haven’t we met all the agreed deadlines throughout the project?” Boss: “I’ve made a spreadsheet of all the dates I wanted each feature done by. So far, you’ve missed every single one of them.” Me: “Excuse me? We’ve always delivered what’s been agreed on time. Where have these new dates come from?” Boss: “This is how long I thought the work should take and I made up my own timeline.” Me: “I’ve never seen these dates before, let alone agreed to them. At a glance, many of them seem extremely optimistic.” That’s business talk for “f****** mad”. Me: “We agreed at the start this would be at least a three-year project.” Boss: “Well, I decided it should take less time and you’re late. I’m going to have to pull the plug on this project if you can’t have everything wrapped up within the next month.” I politely remind the boss that there was at least another year and a half of work left to complete the project. I’ll probably be looking for a new job shortly. Full Article
de Not Developing An Understanding By clientsfromhell.tumblr.com Published On :: Mon, 10 Jan 2022 02:00:24 -0800 My girlfriend works for a state-funded company and was the lead on the re-design of their website. They already had a developer lined up, but his design skills were not on-par with what they had in mind. As a web designer, I was naturally my girlfriend’s first selection for the job. After five minutes of discussing what they need to be done, I know I will have to turn down the job to save our relationship. Client: “So we need you to design three different options for the website and it needs to be designed in HTML and CSS.” Me: “Okay, but if I’m just designing it, what do you need me to do with the HTML and CSS? Am I designing and developing the site?” Client: “Just designing it, what’s the problem?” Me: “Well, if I am designing it, why do you need me to use HTML or CSS? I can develop the site too if that’s what you’re asking?” Client: “No! You’re not listening! You’re just designing the page, but we need it to be designed in CSS and HTML so it can be developed by[Developer’s Name] for our website.” Me: “I don’t think you understand what HTML and CSS are.” Client: “Yes I do! I took a marketing class!” Me: “…” Full Article
de Web Design Is Not Safe As Houses By clientsfromhell.tumblr.com Published On :: Wed, 12 Jan 2022 02:00:26 -0800 This story happened a few years ago. A friend refers me to his mother, a real estate agent who wants a new website for her business. I call her to set up an appointment. Client: “So, what is your expertise in real estate?” Me: “I’ve done two real-estate websites in the past, and they’ve been quite successful. I can provide you with a searchable database of listings where buyers can filter by price and other factors, as well as a homepage with featured listings, your bio, and anything else you’d like to include.” Client: “Yes, but have you ever sold a house before?” Me: “No.” Client: “Why not?” Me: “Because I’m not a real estate agent. I’m a web developer.” Client: “So how do you expect to do a website for me if you don’t know anything about being a realtor?” Me: “I know enough to build a website with a listing database which you can very easily populate with descriptions, photos, and any other info you wish to provide the buyers with. I can also provide other tools, such as a mortgage calculator and a lead-tracking system that allows potential buyers to contact you with listings they are interested in.” Client: “I really don’t think you know what you’re doing. I think I’m going to have to pass and find someone who knows how to sell a house.” Later, I discovered she had finished her website. On Geocities. Yellow background. 50pt font. Seemingly designed by a ‘real’ real estate agent… Full Article
de Oregon green building design embraces timber throughout By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 23 Jun 2023 15:30:00 +0000 Have you heard about Mississippi? It's a construction project brought to life by Waechter Architecture after more than 10 years of planning and investigation. This building isn't just your ordinary structure; it's a game-changer in terms of sustainability and creativity.[...] Full Article Architecture Green Building Portland Oregon timber architecture post-format-gallery
de Who should have a garden pond in their backyard? By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 23 Jun 2023 18:30:00 +0000 Garden ponds are increasingly becoming popular among homeowners. The scramble for ponds can be attributed to their aesthetics, growing appreciation for wildlife and environmental awareness. As homeowners increasingly become aware of the need to maintain a sustainable ecosystem, they are more willing to adopt unique ideas such as keeping garden ponds. But are garden ponds really sustainable?[...] Full Article garden Pond lifestyle Outdoors
de Sleek school building is made with low-carbon concrete By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 23 Jun 2023 19:30:00 +0000 The ways buildings are constructed has to change. It has become something else instead, something more sustainable, something newer. And it doesn't get much more modern than buildings that can actually move and adapt at will.[...] Full Article Green Building toronto school post-format-gallery Schools
de Gomi speakers are made from recycled e-bike batteries By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 26 Jun 2023 18:30:00 +0000 Gomi has revolutionized the electronics industry by tackling the persistent problem of proper disposal at the end of a product's life. Unlike many other speaker companies, Gomi adopts a circular approach that enhances product longevity and significantly reduces pre and post-consumer waste.[...] Full Article Electronics electronics electronics waste speaker speakers post-format-gallery
de Explore these unique sustainable pergola design Ideas By inhabitat.com Published On :: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 17:30:00 +0000 The pergola is one aspect of ancient architecture that remains relevant today. Pergolas date back to ancient Egypt, but the concept itself might have come much earlier. The evolution of pergolas has witnessed many changes along the way. Today, it is technically impossible to draw a line between a pergola and a gazebo. However, for clarity, we will stick to the traditional idea of a pergola, one that is relatively merged with the house design.[...] Full Article Design outdoor furniture gazebo pergola Outdoor Furnishings
de Yoga Design Lab combines mindfulness with eco-friendly By inhabitat.com Published On :: Wed, 05 Jul 2023 19:30:00 +0000 As our awareness of how our actions impact the environment grows, it becomes increasingly important to integrate sustainability into all aspects of our lives. This includes the materials we choose for yoga gear. Yoga Design Lab offers a range of products that not only enhance the yoga experience, but also prioritize eco-friendly materials.[...] Full Article recycled PET yoga yoga mat Fitness post-format-gallery mindfulness
de An idea for a home that combats high flood risk By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 10 Jul 2023 17:30:00 +0000 Between two ponds in Southampton, New York, you will find one home that looks different from all the rest. The location of Tamsen House posed a lot of environmental challenges and this design by Fernando Fisbein Architect truly rose to the occasion.[...] Full Article Homes New York. home design flooding post-format-gallery
de Wood furniture made from waste creates a circular economy By inhabitat.com Published On :: Thu, 13 Jul 2023 15:30:00 +0000 Wood is one of the most common materials used for manufacturing and construction. Despite it being a natural resource with potential for reuse and its biodegradable qualities, the wood used in the industry is far from circular. In fact, each year, millions of tons of this precious material are wasted. To prevent this, a group of designers from the firm Disrupt.Design Lab (D.DLAB) have been exploring the development of circular solutions for wood. By developing new techniques that combine advanced fabrication and traditional methods, the team aims to contribute to the development of zero-waste industries.[...] Full Article Chair Wood furniture design wooden furniture Seating
de Castelar 75 building is green inside and out By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 14 Jul 2023 15:30:00 +0000 Castelar 75 is a boutique building designed by the renowned architect Fernando Donis. The building is located in Polanco, an exclusive residential area in Mexico City, and is considered to be one of Mexico's most state-of-the-art edifices. The architecture is a revamp of the typical commercial building and features large spaces for offices, reception areas and parking. Its colossal size covers a floor area of 1207 m2, which amounts to 18,314 m2 that is spread out vertically over 17 floors. Besides its immense size, it is well-designed and features several environmentally-friendly design elements that make it an elegant yet practical[...] Full Article LEED gold mexico skyscraper "office building" building Businesses
de Identify the energy vampire appliances lurking in your home By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 17 Jul 2023 16:30:00 +0000 Do you know how much energy each appliance takes in your home? If you're like me, you get confused by the math on voltage because it doesn't account for use over time, but you do understand that EnergyStar rated appliances and LEED-certified efficient systems in your home are a good thing. If you haven't done a recent energy audit, here are some ideas for finding the energy vampires lurking in your home. [...] Full Article Energy Energy energy efficient appliance Household Appliances
de Did you know dairy products can be made without cow or nuts? By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 17 Jul 2023 18:30:00 +0000 From cows to goats to sheep, the availability of dairy is ubiquitous. But with copious environmental and health issues around traditional dairy products, alternatives are in the spotlight more than ever. Now there’s a way to enjoy yogurt, cheese and ice cream without a heavy reliance on animals or nuts. It’s called Precision Fermentation, and it puts an old technology to new use. [...] Full Article food Dairy Drinks precision fermentation dairy alternatives
de A passive design home that is built with forever in mind By inhabitat.com Published On :: Tue, 18 Jul 2023 15:30:00 +0000 Electrical grids in cities and countries are overburdened all over the country. Load reduction is no longer an idea, it's a necessity. Phuis is a nonprofit organization that is creating healthier buildings that are better for the planet and the people on it. They use passive building techniques and innovative design ideas to create energy-efficient homes, offices and public buildings. This breathtaking New York Forever House by Christina Griffin is an example of how Phuis is using its retrofit program to make homes from any era more eco-friendly for the modern homeowner.[...] Full Article Homes New York. passive house home design PHIUS
de Save water on your home garden with these helpful tips By inhabitat.com Published On :: Tue, 18 Jul 2023 19:30:00 +0000 The weather blocking patterns created by climate change have caused increasing challenges for home gardeners. They have to deal with drought for extended periods even if they don't live in a traditionally dry climate, and then flooding next. Moreover, the pest pressure alone can be frustrating in these situations. But you can do quite a few things to save water when taking care of your home garden, even when the weather is extreme. Here are some tips on how to save water on your home garden, year round and in all climates.[...] Full Article water saving home gardening greenhouses gardening Outdoors
de 5 unique and sustainable fencing options for your garden By inhabitat.com Published On :: Wed, 19 Jul 2023 17:30:00 +0000 Gardening is one of the most ecologically conscious projects that most people can practice. With concepts such as net-zero gardening taking shape, gardeners go to unimaginable lengths to avoid harming the environment. The one aspect most gardeners never consider is that a garden fence can have negative environmental effects and must be installed with consciousness. Creating a sustainable garden only to install an unsustainable fence negates the entire purpose of your project. Interestingly, installing a sustainable fence is easy and often more affordable than traditional options. [...] Full Article sustainable gardening gardening Outdoors fencing fence
de Helpful and easy tips for a pest-free organic garden By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 24 Jul 2023 15:30:00 +0000 From droughts to flooding and heat waves, the weather has been tough all across the country recently. Did you know that pests can significantly reduce your garden yield? According to the Connecticut State Agricultural Experiment Station, you could be dealing with several kinds of pests that drastically impact your garden. [...] Full Article fertilizer pests Gardening gardening organic pesticides
de The best climate-adaptive watering systems for your garden By inhabitat.com Published On :: Tue, 25 Jul 2023 18:30:00 +0000 If you've grown a garden for a while, you may have noticed that the last few years have been brutal due to climate change-related patterns. One month it's drought and the next it's flooding. What is the best watering system for your home garden and can it help you navigate the climate ups and downs? Here are some great options with the pros and cons so you can decide the right garden irrigation system for your micro climate.[...] Full Article garden water systems gardening water Outdoors
de The largest wooden city in Sweden will be built in 2025 By inhabitat.com Published On :: Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:30:00 +0000 Among the oldest tools that human hands ever created are axes, used to chop wood for fires and buildings. Wood is truly the mother of sustainable resources, a material that will grow back again and again. And now, wood is becoming the "it" design material. Sweden is starting an ambitious new project called Stockholm Wood City that will demonstrate the majesty of wood, and the possibilities it represents in sustainable building. [...] Full Article Landscape Architecture Sweden Wood city wooden architecture
de An artwork that gives new meaning to a dead tree By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 28 Jul 2023 18:30:00 +0000 Nature speaks for itself, while art amplifies whatever nature has to say. Artist Luca Gnizio has cut a niche for himself in amplifying the communications of nature. His latest project, Forsoultree, speaks more than words could. Yet, it is a project that goes beyond the creation of an artist. It features more than a hundred years of nature’s work ingrained in a dead tree trunk.[...] Full Article Art Trees repurposed upcycling Public Art
de These low-cost housing solutions are made from bamboo By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 31 Jul 2023 17:30:00 +0000 The Housing NOW project addresses home insecurity in a variety of affordable, efficient and sustainable ways. Started by Blue Temple, an architecture design studio based in Myanmar, the structures are constructed using bamboo that is locally available and endlessly renewable.[...] Full Article Architecture bamboo architecture sustainable housing housing Myanmar refugees post-format-gallery
de Environmental education is imbedded in this cultural center By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 15:30:00 +0000 Sometimes architecture is about much more than the materials and design of a building. This is the case for Pabellón Centro de Cultura Ambiental (CCA), a facility with the goal of increasing society's environmental awareness. Designed by Taller de Arquitectura, CCA stands as a model for urban planning that incorporates culture, history, economy and the needs of both the community and the environment. [...] Full Article mexico Community Education cultural center post-format-gallery Public Spaces
de What does the art of carbon-free gardening mean? By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 07 Aug 2023 16:30:00 +0000 Outwardly, gardens look like sustainable spaces that help absorb excess carbon from the atmosphere. While this might be true, not all gardens help reduce atmospheric carbon dioxide. Some gardens contribute to carbon pollution. Unfortunately, most gardeners are not even aware that their gardens are a source of carbon and other greenhouse gas pollutants. Even so, it is possible to attain a net-zero garden and in some cases, create a carbon sink in your garden. [...] Full Article garden carbon sink Gardening gardening carbon free gardening
de Hidden Garden House showcases a design dictated by nature By inhabitat.com Published On :: Tue, 08 Aug 2023 17:30:00 +0000 Today's architecture is no longer about creating the best space just for humans, though of course that has to be a factor. It's also about preserving and living in harmony with the natural world. But being harmonious with nature presents a unique set of challenges. The Hidden Garden House by RAD+ar (Research Artistic Design + Architecture) is a showcase of creative and innovative solutions for just such a challenge.[...] Full Article Homes garden green home indonesia home design post-format-gallery
de University Mass Timber Pavilion was designed by students By inhabitat.com Published On :: Fri, 11 Aug 2023 17:30:00 +0000 Nestled on the Rice University campus, amid multiple microhabitats and surrounded by green, you will see a small pavilion that looks a bit like an ancient Greek temple. But this pavilion was carefully crafted to have a modern design. It's sustainable, beautiful and an example that might just inspire campuses around the world.[...] Full Article pavilion university Cross Laminated Timber (CLT) post-format-gallery CLT mass timber Schools
de Best cut flower varieties for a sustainable home garden By inhabitat.com Published On :: Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:30:00 +0000 Cut flowers sounded easy when I started gardening. Just plant some flowers and then cut them, right? Well, there is a lot more to it than that. Cut flowers are often grown from specific varieties that tend to have long, sturdy stems and big, beautiful blooms, and each variety has its own tips to keep them healthy. It also can be hard to find the right varieties in sustainable versions. [...] Full Article plants garden flowers home gardening Plants
de Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again. By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 09 Aug 2012 06:25:41 -0700 Full Article couple kill window
de This Day in History: Julius Caesar Murdered By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 11:11:59 -0700 On March 15, 44B.C. Julius Caesar, the "dictator for life" of the Roman Empire, was murdered by his own senators at a meeting in a hall next to Pompey's Theatre. The conspiracy against Caesar encompassed as many as sixty noblemen, including Caesar's own protege, Marcus Brutus. Caesar was scheduled to leave Rome to fight in a war on March 18 and had appointed loyal members of his army to rule the Empire in his absence. The Republican senators, already chafing at having to abide by Caesar's dec Full Article art demotivational history illustration news This Day In History
de Sorry Jesus, We Decided To Go In A Different Direction By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:22:42 -0700 Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days Full Article art color funny illustration jesus religion
de The world is too mainstream so me and my drink made our own By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 23 Sep 2012 06:44:07 -0700 Full Article champagne drink drunk fantasy world
de Arsecast Extra Episode 568 - 12.02.2024 By shows.acast.com Published On :: Mon, 12 Feb 2024 12:07:14 GMT In this episode we look back at hugely impressive 6-0 win over West Ham on Sunday. This was a game where Arsenal were good far more than the opposition were bad, and we chat about how we broke down and then dismantled the Hammers. There's discussion of set-piece goals, Bukayo Saka from the spot, Leandro Trossard's impressive stats, and of course the contribution of Declan Rice with two assists and a brilliant goal against his former club. We also chat about Ethan Nwaneri, goal difference and ruthlessness before answering listener questions about Rice in the pantheon of the Premier League's most expensive signings, Gabriel Jesus, how the winter break has helped us improve, OLEing, and lots more.Get extra bonus content and help support Arseblog by becoming an Arseblog Member on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arseblog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Full Article