Though it's considerably less sanitary.

I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.

~NSHA

One is never enough.

Especially after someone put that giant wooden thing on top.

Looking through the phone book to find a furniture store? Stop right there, you're already home.

Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

When I need to replace a swing on my swing set, I don't often come to the conclusion that a helicopter chassis would be better suited for the task, but hey, I'm not everybody I guess.

It's a great budget option, unless you're leaking for comfort. Or functionality.

~NSHA

Did you keep waiting for the moment where something was going to go horribly wrong?

Yeah, me too.

He'll just wait this one out. Cacti can't survive without water, right? ~NSHA

Prepare to make this fix a lot.

Here we see a nice little floor lamp made from old bicycle parts. Be sure to lock it up or someone might steal it!

Check out more theft-worthy WINs here!

You're doing them wrong.

Fun Fact: No-So-Handy Andy was also born on the year of the Dragon.

Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.

~NSHA

It may open into a wall, though.

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?

Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.

~NSHA

Donegal captain Michael Murphy hopes he will be fit to play in next month's Ulster championship preliminary round tie against Cavan.

Tyrone midfielder Michael Murphy's shoulder injury is not as bad as first thought, manager Mickey Harte has confirmed.

Cavan retain the Ulster Under-21 Football title as they edge out Tyrone 1-10 to 0-10 in Wednesday's final at Brewster Park.

Cavan football manager Val Andrews quits after the county's players made it clear that they wanted him to step down.

The GAA's annual Congress in county Laois votes to make adjustments to the controversial winter training ban for intercounty teams.

Defending champions Cork beat Down 2-17 to 1-12 in the National League Division One semi-final at Croke Park.

Fermanagh trounce Leitrim in their National Football League Division Four game at Brewster Park.

Seamus McEnaney remains the Meath football manager - but only just - following a confidence vote on Wednesday night.

Tyrone forward Kyle Coney looks certain to be ruled out for the rest of this season after sustaining a groin injury.

Tyrone expect Justin McMahon to be fit to play in the Ulster championship opener against Armagh on June 10.

Cavan have handed debuts to five players for Sunday's Ulster senior football championship tie against Donegal.

Southern California’s football program has been fined $50,000 and placed on probation for one year by the NCAA because of multiple violations of coaching staff rules over two seasons

A detailed assessment of the hurricane damage to Tropicana Field concludes that the home of the Rays is structurally sound and can be repaired in time for the 2026 season, but not by 2025 Opening Day.

Alexi Lalas and David Mosse reacted to the second United States Men's National Team roster release of the Mauricio Pochettino era, with Christian Pulisic, Tim Weah, and Weston McKennie headlining the squad.

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Canada women's soccer coach Bev Priestman has been fired after an independent review of a drone surveillance scandal at the Paris Olympics