MEANWHILE at the U.S. - Canada border

MITCH HEDBERG just because he's dead doesn't qualify you to misspell his name.

THE JOKE IS ON URSULA, ariel is a ginger

MOUNTAINS Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom

AND ALMOST ALL were bruce willis movies

THIS SPELUNKER has the strangest stalagmite

PIMP google does it

It's as if Evans is battling it out with the 'Red Skull' himself. A word to the wise, a Twitter Pro Tip if you will: maybe don't go after Captain America himself, unless you're ready for a solid ass-whooping. 

Power Rangers villain, Rita Repulsa made Cyber Monday a little more interesting by apparently "hacking" the official Power Rangers movie Twitter account. Go, go Rita Repulsa.

Don't ever try to be nice to your ex.

Judges would have also accepted The Tasmanian Devil or "Taz."

Many of us have heard some wild and awkward junk said by teachers, but the substitutes are an interesting bunch. They seem to inhabit this weird gray area of accountability, and are somehow absolutely free to not give a rip. For some more teacher stuff, here are kids' hilarious misconceptions about teachers.