moni PROKOFIEV, S.: Symphonies Nos. 3 and 6 (German Radio Saarbrücken-Kaiserslautern Philharmonic, Inkinen) (SWR19086CD) By www.naxos.com Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 00:00:00 GMT Full Article
moni PRADO, J.A.R. de A: Piano Concerto No. 1 / Aurora / Concerto Fribourgeois (Rubinsky, Minas Gerais Philharmonic, Mechetti) (8.574225) By www.naxos.com Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 00:00:00 GMT At the time of his death in 2010, Almeida Prado was one of Brazil’s most internationally admired composers, one who created music of unique sonority and colour, rooted in his native country. In Aurora (‘Dawn’) he employs his newly developed ‘transtonality’ to radiant effect, while the Concerto Fribourgeois features a collage technique. In his Piano Concerto No. 1 Almeida Prado explores a cogent structure in which the soloist opens up, rips apart or transforms the theme and variations, in a work that is both grandiose and luminous. Full Article
moni HAUG, H.: Guitar Concertino / Wind Quintet / Guitar Quintet (Minder, Basel Philharmonic Quintet, Il Piccola Orchestra, Zemtsov) (8.551426) By www.naxos.com Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 00:00:00 GMT Full Article
moni Monitor mobile devices with the Geospatial Analytics service By www.ibm.com Published On :: 11 Sep 2017 04:00:00 +0000 Obtain, run, and extend a Node.js starter application that uses the IBM Cloud Geospatial Analytics service. With the Geospatial Analytics service, you can monitor moving devices from the Internet of Things. The service analyzes a device message stream from MQTT and tracks device locations in real time with respect to one or more geographic regions. Full Article Mobile cloud data Cognitive computing Internet of Things
moni Carl Nielsen - Symphonies Nos. 2 & 3 (New York Philharmonic; conductor: Alan Gilbert) By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 25 Sep 2012 00:00:00 +0100 Rich and hugely enjoyable performances. Full Article
moni Fraser Coast funeral trial permits outdoor ceremonies in council parks and reserves By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Fri, 28 Jun 2019 06:17:00 +1000 A move by one regional council to permit outdoor funerals is backed by the funeral industry which says they could become commonplace as people move away from church-based ceremonies. Full Article ABC Wide Bay widebay sunshine goldcoast Community and Society:Death:All Community and Society:Regional:All Government and Politics:Local Government:All Australia:QLD:Bargara 4670 Australia:QLD:Buderim 4556 Australia:QLD:Bundaberg 4670 Australia:QLD:Burnett Heads 4670 Australia:QLD:Gayndah 4625 Australia:QLD:Hervey Bay 4655 Australia:QLD:Kingaroy 4610 Australia:QLD:Maryborough 4650 Australia:QLD:Mooloolaba 4557 Australia:QLD:Southport 4215
moni Struggle Street's Ashmont draws 'dangerous' moniker in latest series, but refuge operator says label unfair By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Thu, 17 Oct 2019 06:53:00 +1100 Rampant vandalism, stress on social housing, and a dairy farming family at the end of their resources SBS's Struggle Street spotlights the Riverina in its latest look at poverty. Full Article ABC Riverina riverina Community and Society:All:All Community and Society:Poverty:All Government and Politics:Housing:All Government and Politics:States and Territories:All Law Crime and Justice:Crime Prevention:All Australia:NSW:Deniliquin 2710 Australia:NSW:Wagga Wagga 2650
moni Monika McInerney with an untitled work by Kalinda Chatterton By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Fri, 18 Dec 2015 14:27:00 +1100 Full Article ABC Local canberra Community and Society:Youth:All Education:Subjects:Art and Design Australia:ACT:Canberra 2600
moni Researchers monitor a koala drinking station By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Fri, 07 Jun 2019 06:56:00 +1000 Full Article ABC Local coffscoast newengland sydney Environment:Climate Change:All Health:Environmental Health:All Australia:NSW:Coffs Harbour 2450 Australia:NSW:Gunnedah 2380 Australia:NSW:Sydney 2000 Australia:NSW:The University of Sydney 2006
moni Golden bowerbirds' building prowess helps scientists monitor climate change, and alarm bells are ringing By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Sun, 09 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +1000 Researchers monitoring the impact of climate change say golden bowerbirds and other highland rainforest species are being pushed to higher altitudes by temperature rises and fear they'll eventually have nowhere left to go. Full Article ABC Mid North Coast midnorthcoast brisbane farnorth northqld Community and Society:Regional:All Disasters and Accidents:Drought:All Environment:All:All Environment:Climate Change:All Environment:Rain Forests and Forest:All Human Interest:All:All Human Interest:Animals:All Science and Technology:All:All Science and Technology:Animals:All Science and Technology:Animals:Animal Behaviour Science and Technology:Animals:Birds Weather:All:All Weather:Rainfall:All Australia:NSW:Port Macquarie 2444 Australia:QLD:All Australia:QLD:Brisbane 4000 Australia:QLD:Cairns 4870 Australia:QLD:James Cook University Townsville 4811 Australia:QLD:Townsville 4810
moni Emergency services monitoring uncontained fires across NSW mid-north coast By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Sat, 10 Aug 2019 17:16:00 +1000 Emergency services are keeping a close watch on large blazes at Middle Creek Road, Kangaroo Creek north of Coffs Harbour, and at Verges Creek north of Crescent Head in northern NSW, after residents were warned to seek shelter. Full Article ABC Mid North Coast midnorthcoast Disasters and Accidents:Fires:Bushfire Australia:NSW:Hat Head 2440 Australia:NSW:Kempsey 2440
moni Clive Palmer admonished by trial judge again By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Thu, 25 Jul 2019 13:28:00 +1000 Clive Palmer is admonished by Justice Debra Mullins over another delay in the Queensland Nickel trial, this time because his expert witness is in Brazil. Full Article ABC North Queensland brisbane northqld Business Economics and Finance:All:All Business Economics and Finance:Company News:All Business Economics and Finance:Industry:All Business Economics and Finance:Industry:Mining Law Crime and Justice:All:All Law Crime and Justice:Courts and Trials:All Person:All:All Person:Clive Palmer:All Australia:All:All Australia:QLD:All Australia:QLD:Brisbane 4000 Australia:QLD:Townsville 4810
moni Parole audit after Darwin shooting exposes flaws in monitoring of criminals By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Tue, 25 Jun 2019 17:43:00 +1000 An urgent parole audit ordered by the NT's Chief Minister in the wake of a shooting spree in Darwin earlier this month finds a number of parolees and offenders are not being adequately monitored. Full Article 783 ABC Alice Springs alicesprings darwin katherine Government and Politics:Political Parties:All Law Crime and Justice:Prisons and Punishment:All Australia:NT:Alice Springs 0870 Australia:NT:Darwin 0800 Australia:NT:Katherine 0850
moni Online mental health monitoring trial keeps track of young people's progress in real time By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Wed, 31 Jul 2019 07:10:00 +1000 Regional trials of a world-first digital platform aimed at transforming access to mental health services for young people tracks how participants are feeling in real time. Full Article ABC Gold Coast coffscoast northcoast midnorthcoast sydney goldcoast Community and Society:Regional:All Community and Society:Youth:All Health:Mental Health:All Science and Technology:Computers and Technology:Internet Australia:NSW:Coffs Harbour 2450 Australia:NSW:Lismore 2480 Australia:NSW:Port Macquarie 2444 Australia:NSW:Sydney 2000 Australia:NSW:Tweed Heads 2485
moni Calls for air quality monitoring as northern NSW braces for severe bushfire season By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Fri, 06 Sep 2019 09:00:00 +1000 A research team is deployed in response to persistent smoke from a bushfire that has been burning for nearly two months in underground peat on the NSW Mid North Coast. Full Article ABC Gold Coast coffscoast northcoast newcastle midnorthcoast goldcoast hobart Disasters and Accidents:Fires:Bushfire Environment:All:All Environment:Pollution:Air Pollution Environment:Pollution:All Health:All:All Health:Diseases and Disorders:All Health:Environmental Health:All Human Interest:All:All Australia:NSW:Coffs Harbour 2450 Australia:NSW:Lismore 2480 Australia:NSW:Newcastle 2300 Australia:NSW:Port Macquarie 2444 Australia:NSW:Tweed Heads 2485 Australia:TAS:University Of Tasmania 7005
moni The network that monitors Australia's UV-exposure levels expands to central Queensland By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Mon, 29 Jul 2019 07:20:00 +1000 Australia is the skin cancer capital of the world, so you might be surprised to find there are just 16 ultraviolet radiation sensors around the country monitoring the sun's rays. Full Article ABC Capricornia capricornia Environment:Alternative Energy:Solar Energy Environment:Climate Change:All Health:All:All Health:Diseases and Disorders:Skin Cancer Rural:Agricultural Crops:All Rural:Agricultural Policy:All Rural:Crop Harvesting:All Science and Technology:All:All Australia:QLD:Emerald 4720
moni Firefighter monitors bushfires in Wyong By www.abc.net.au Published On :: Tue, 30 May 2017 16:12:00 +1000 Full Article ABC Radio Central Coast centralcoast Disasters and Accidents:All:All Disasters and Accidents:Fires:All Disasters and Accidents:Fires:Bushfire Australia:All:All Australia:NSW:All Australia:NSW:Wyong 2259
moni IOC, UEFA monitoring coronavirus threat ahead of Olympics, Euro 2020 By www.thescore.com Published On :: Tue, 25 Feb 2020 17:26:14 +0000 Full Article
moni Harmoni International Spice, Inc. v. Hume By feeds.findlaw.com Published On :: 2019-01-23T08:00:00+00:00 (United States Ninth Circuit) - Revived a RICO lawsuit brought by importers of garlic who alleged that rival importers had conspired to harm their businesses. Reversed a dismissal in relevant part and remanded. Full Article International Trade Antitrust & Trade Regulation
moni JMS Air Conditioning and Appliance, Inc. v. Santa Monica Community College District By feeds.findlaw.com Published On :: 2019-01-03T08:00:00+00:00 (California Court of Appeal) - Upheld an administrative decision by the Santa Monica Community College District to allow a contractor to replace one subcontractor with another subcontractor on a construction project. Affirmed the denial of the plaintiff subcontractor's writ petition. Full Article Construction Education Law
moni 1041 20th Street, LLC v. Santa Monica Rent Control Board By feeds.findlaw.com Published On :: 2019-07-30T08:00:00+00:00 (California Court of Appeal) - Reversed. Plaintiff, a rental property owner, filed suit against Defendant, a rent control board, to prevent certain properties from being subject to rent control. The trial court agreed with Plaintiff, but the appeals court held that the rent board did not have the authority to exempt rental units from rent control under the Santa Monica City Charter. Full Article Government Law Landlord Tenant Law
moni HomeAway.com, Inc. v. City of Santa Monica By feeds.findlaw.com Published On :: 2019-03-13T08:00:00+00:00 (United States Ninth Circuit) - Upheld a beach town's ordinance imposing restrictions on companies, such as Airbnb Inc., that host online platforms for short-term vacation rentals. The internet companies claimed that the ordinance impermissibly infringed their First Amendment rights or was preempted by federal law. Disagreeing, the Ninth Circuit affirmed the dismissal of their lawsuit seeking to enjoin the ordinance. Full Article Cyberspace Law Constitutional Law Landlord Tenant Law
moni State Budget Deficit / Yuba Sutter Mall Reopening / Monitoring Mental Anxiety / COVID-19 Children’s Book By www.capradio.org Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 15:00:00 GMT We check in on the state budget deficit and the controversial reopening of the Yuba Sutter Mall. A trio of UC Davis Medical Center nurses on the value of nursing during the pandemic. How to monitor mental health and a new COVID-19 children’s book. Full Article
moni PMC Monitors Make Waves At High Seas Studio In South Africa By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: The Private Facility Has Installed A Pair Of Result6 Compact Nearfield Monitors To Complement Its Existing Range Of Recording And Mixing Equipment. Full Article
moni Harmoni International Spice, Inc. v. Hume By feeds.findlaw.com Published On :: 2019-01-23T08:00:00+00:00 (United States Ninth Circuit) - Revived a RICO lawsuit brought by importers of garlic who alleged that rival importers had conspired to harm their businesses. Reversed a dismissal in relevant part and remanded. Full Article International Trade Antitrust & Trade Regulation
moni Monica, Larenz Tate and Deon Taylor on the Red Carpet By www.bet.com Published On :: Wed, 26 Jun 2019 12:55:35 EDT The stars talk about future projects on the red carpet. Full Article BET Awards Red Carpet
moni Why Monica Has ‘No Interest’ In An IG Battle By feeds.bet.com Published On :: Sat, 2 May 2020 12:00:00 EDT Does she have a point? Full Article Monica Brandy Music News
moni Monica, Larenz Tate and Deon Taylor on the Red Carpet By feeds.bet.com Published On :: Wed, 26 Jun 2019 12:55:35 EDT The stars talk about future projects on the red carpet. Full Article BET Awards Red Carpet
moni Photos & Video: Aura Moniz Jones Designs By bernews.com Published On :: Fri, 04 Nov 2016 19:00:00 +0000 Aura Moniz Jones was one of the designers featured at the Bermuda Fashion Collective Show held last night at the Bermuda Society of Arts at City Hall. According to the event programme, “Aura Moniz Jones is African-Portuguese, born in Lisbon, descendant from Cape Verde Islands. “As an upholstery and furnishings designer she decided to go […](Click to read the full article) Full Article All Beauty/Fashion Entertainment News Photos Style & Beauty Videos #BermudaFashionCollectiveShow #BermudianModels #FashionShow #FashionStyleVideos #GoodNews
moni Photos/Video: MoNique Stevens Fashion Designs By bernews.com Published On :: Sat, 05 Nov 2016 14:50:05 +0000 Mo’Nique Stevens was one of the designers featured at the Bermuda Fashion Collective Show held at the Bermuda Society of Arts at City Hall. According to the event programme, ”Mo’Nique has always thrived on standing out when it comes to dressing. She began sewing 4 years ago, following in the footsteps of her grandmothers and mother whom she […](Click to read the full article) Full Article All Beauty/Fashion Entertainment News Photos Style & Beauty Videos #BermudaFashionCollectiveShow #BermudianModels #FashionShow #FashionStyleVideos #GoodNews
moni Tenth International Conference on Structural Health Monitoring of Intelligent Infrastructure* By www.trb.org Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 04:00:44 GMT International Society for Structural Health Monitoring of Intelligent Infrastracture will host Tenth International Conference on Structural Health Monitoring of Intelligent Infrastructure on June 30 - July 2, 2021 in Porto, Portugal. TRB is pleased to cosponsor this event. The conference provides a forum for idea exchanges, knowledge sharing, and technology-need matchmaking in the global Structural Health Monitoring and Nondestructive Testing community. It serves as a unique venue to showcase U.S. and gl... Full Article
moni Monitoring Intermediates in CO2 Conversion to Formate by Metal Catalyst By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Wed, 29 Jan 2020 15:30:46 EST The production of formate from CO2 is considered an attractive strategy for the long-term storage of solar renewable energy in chemical form. Full Article
moni U.S. Financial System “Monitor” Failed to Flash Warning as Fed Pumped $6 Trillion Emergency Liquidity into Wall Street By wallstreetonparade.com Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 12:49:24 +0000 U.S. Financial System “Monitor” Failed to Flash Warning as Fed Pumped $6 Trillion Emergency Liquidity into Wall Street By Pam Martens and Russ Martens: May 8, 2020 ~ The Office of Financial Research (OFR) was created under the Dodd-Frank financial reform legislation of 2010 to keep the Financial Stability Oversight Council (F-SOC) informed on emerging threats that have the potential to implode the financial system — as occurred in 2008 in the worst financial crash since the Great Depression. The Trump administration has gutted both its funding and staff. One of the early warning systems of an impending financial crisis that OFR was supposed to have created is the heat map above. Green means low risk; yellow tones mean moderate risk; while red tones flash a warning of a serious problem. On September 17, 2019, liquidity was so strained on Wall Street that the Federal Reserve had to step in and began providing hundreds of billions of dollars per week in repo loans. By January 27, 2020 (before … Continue reading → - Full Article Uncategorized
moni Malta Philharmonic Orchestra By maltaobserver.blogspot.com Published On :: Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:16:00 +0000 Malta Philharmonic Orchestra has given concerts in series of concerts called Community Outreach Concert including one concert in St Gregory Church in Sliema, which The Observer attended. Conductor was Michael Laus. It was a fantastic experience to listen to this orchestra, that Malta has all reasons in the world to be proud of. The concert included such well known works as Sarabande by G. F. Handel and Adagio in G minor by Albinoni. The entrance was free of charge. It is a pity that so few people came to listen to this wonderful concert. One can only admire the people who took the initiative to these concerts and hope that more people will attend future concerts. Well done Malta Philharmonic Orchestra! Full Article
moni Monika Schnitzer: VW-Skandal wäre mit Frauen im Vorstand nicht passiert By www.spiegel.de Published On :: Sat, 9 May 2020 18:41:11 +0200 In den Vorständen deutscher Firmen sitzen kaum Frauen - und deshalb fehle "eine Instanz für Zweifel", sagt die neue Wirtschaftsweise Monika Schnitzer. Männer unter sich einigten sich leichter auf "eine genehme Sicht der Dinge". Full Article Wirtschaft
moni Rowing Blazers pops up in Santa Monica. Just don't call it 'preppy' fashion By www.latimes.com Published On :: Fri, 21 Feb 2020 12:26:43 -0500 Rowing Blazers' pop-up is sandwiched between Christian Louboutin and beauty brand Space NK — inside a mini-post office called Substation No. 1 at the Brentwood Country Mart. Full Article
moni Tyra Banks' modeling theme park, ModelLand, is finally opening in Santa Monica By www.latimes.com Published On :: Tue, 25 Feb 2020 15:58:23 -0500 A decade in the making, Tyra Banks' modeling utopia, ModelLand, 'will emulate a fantasy version of the modeling world.' The park opens in Santa Monica in May. Full Article
moni Santa Monica and Malibu schools to close two days for cleaning after coronavirus exposure By www.latimes.com Published On :: Thu, 12 Mar 2020 19:18:14 -0400 The schools are closing Friday and Monday for deep cleaning and staff meetings after "a community member with children in our schools" was exposed to the virus, the district said. Full Article
moni UCLA seniors 'devastated' as campus cancels traditional graduation ceremonies By www.latimes.com Published On :: Wed, 18 Mar 2020 23:37:42 -0400 UCLA will cancel traditional graduation ceremonies and hold them remotely to prevent the spread of the coronavirus, Chancellor Gene Block announced Wednesday. Full Article
moni Coronavirus steals graduation ceremonies from high school seniors and their families By www.latimes.com Published On :: Fri, 10 Apr 2020 09:00:39 -0400 This week California's top education official said what many had anticipated: Don't expect traditional high school graduation ceremonies for the class of 2020. Full Article
moni Original TV 'Hulk' Lou Ferrigno sells longtime Santa Monica home By www.latimes.com Published On :: Tue, 14 Apr 2020 15:10:56 -0400 Lou Ferrigno, who starred as the title character on the CBS show 'The Incredible Hulk,' has sold his longtime home in Santa Monica for $3.25 million. Full Article
moni 'Grey's Anatomy' alum Jessica Capshaw cuts an off-market deal in Santa Monica By www.latimes.com Published On :: Tue, 14 Apr 2020 17:30:51 -0400 Jessica Capshaw of 'Grey's Anatomy' and her husband, Honest Co. co-founder Christopher Gavigan, have sold their Santa Monica home for $5.75 million. Full Article
moni Home of the Week: In Santa Monica, a new take on an old classic By www.latimes.com Published On :: Sat, 25 Apr 2020 08:30:20 -0400 A newly built home in Santa Monica showcases what's new in East Coast and contemporary design styles. Asking price: $8.899 million. Full Article
moni UFO spotted over Madrid monitoring coronavirus situation - bizarre claim By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 07:08:00 +0100 AN ALIEN hunter believes he has spotted a UFO over Spain, which he claims intelligent extraterrestrials are using to monitor the coronavirus situation. Full Article
moni Cedar City site among 17 LDS temples to reopen for marriage ceremonies By rssfeeds.thespectrum.com Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 17:33:10 +0000 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints plans a four-phase reopening of its 167 temples worldwide that were closed due to the coronavirus. Full Article
moni Paper Monitor By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:08:14 +0000 A service highlighting the riches of the daily press. Margaret Thatcher's ability to kick off what Mrs Merton used to call a heated debate, is apparent on today's front pages. The Sun has commissioned a poll of Britain's favourite prime ministers. "Maggie wins again!" it cries. Margaret Thatcher pushes Churchill into second place, and Clement Attlee can only manage 5%, behind Tony Blair and Harold Wilson. In the YouGov poll of 1,893 adults, poor old Ted Heath and David Cameron finish with nil points. Pitt the younger doesn't get a look in either although that's because the poll confines itself to post-war leaders. The Times strikes a conciliatory note. "Royal respect as Queen leads Thatcher mourners." The paper says that whatever misgivings the Queen may have had about Thatcherism have been put to one side. "The conjecture that the Queen was fundamentally opposed to much of what her longest-serving prime minister stood for will be forgotten in the significance of the moment." "Operation True Blue: Thatcher funeral in security clampdown," warns the Guardian about fears that the funeral service may foment civic unrest and terrorist attacks. The ipaper risks not only spreading alarm and confusion but enraging pedants. "Britain at war over Thatcher funeral". Erm, tanks on the streets, pitched battles? Oh, not literally. The Daily Mirror goes in hard but with better grammar. "The £10m goodbye. Why is Britain's most divisive Prime Minister getting a ceremonial funeral fit for a Queen?" It may not come as a total surprise to find that the Daily Mail is angry. Very angry. "The flames of hatred: 30 years of Left wing loathing for Lady T explodes in sick celebrations of her death." (There's also a medium range ballistic missile launched from page 10 at the good people of this parish...) The Daily Telegraph tries to calm things down. "No gushing hysteria, just quiet, dignified respect" is the headline over Michael Deacon's report from Finchley, the Iron Lady's constituency for 33 years. A local recalls how she had a soft spot for a bar called Cheers. "She would pop in and have a drink. Denis would have gin and tonic and I think she would have a glass of wine...She was very approachable and friendly." It's cosy and sepia tinted, like the credits of Coronation Street relocated to prosperous middle class suburbia. But amidst all the gentle colour, the writer can't resist one pot shot at those celebrating Thatcher's death. "For those who insist that Left-wing ideology is motivated above all by compassion for others, this must be a difficult week." Ouch! Which leaves one paper not doing Thatcher on its front page. Come in Daily Express, your taste for bathos knows no bounds. (Yes, even the Daily Star splashes on the funeral costs). "Gel to wipe out arthritic pain" runs the headline. And on that bombshell... Full Article Paper Monitor
moni Paper Monitor By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:48:32 +0000 A service highlighting the riches of the daily press. Sometimes an incongruous detail is all you need for a great story. Like putting Madonna and Gary Neville in the same headline. "Madonna's very rude...Gary Neville has equally dazzling stature but better manners", goes the Daily Mirror headline. The story is badged "It's Official" suggesting there may be an element of tongue in cheek. As might the picture of Neville wearing an England tracksuit, captioned "Dazzler", on one side of the page with Madge in a Panama hat on the other. The paper reports that the Malawian government made an "astonishing attack" on the US artiste after she visited her charity in the southern African country last week. The reason for the spat remains vague. The paper reports that she was "left fuming after being snubbed by president Joyce Banda and having to queue with economy passengers at the airport as she flew out of the capital Lilongwe". The government statement accuses her of wanting Malawi "to be for ever chained to the obligation of gratitude". Other papers note though that the government diatribe follows the sacking of the president's sister as head of Raising Malawi, Madonna's charity there. But the story's real joy is in the ill-assorted mix of celebs the government lists. "It is worth making her aware that Malawi has hosted many international stars, including Chuck Norris, Bono, David James, Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville who have never demanded state attention or decorum despite their equally dazzling stature." Paper Monitor guesses that the Mirror subs had a little chat about which of the three footballers to pair with Madge in the headline. Which would jar most incongruously next to the "Queen of Pop"? Somehow, ineffably, Gary Neville wins every time. Full Article Paper Monitor
moni Paper Monitor By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:14:13 +0000 A service highlighting the riches of the daily press. If you're a woman, it may be worth reading the Times before getting dressed this morning. The paper reports how Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, an academic at the University Hospital of Besancon in eastern France, has broken the post-war consensus. Bras may not be necessary for holding up breasts. Or "norks" as Carol Midgley calls them in her commentary. The Frenchman tracked 320 women's breasts over 15 years. I'll bet he did, a wag might mutter. "Our first results validate the hypothesis that the bra is a false need," the professor says, adopting a most unpage 3 lexicon. "Medically, physiologically and anatomically, the breast derives no benefit from being deprived of gravity. If it is, the tissues that support it are going to decline and the breast will progressively suffer damage." Prof Rouillon is not one to shirk the detail. He notes that after a year of not wearing a bra, the nipples of women aged between 18 and 35 rose by 7mm on average. Older and underweight women might need a bra but for the young it could be damaging, he argues in a technocratic idiom that comes naturally to a Francophone scientist. "If a woman puts on a bra when her breasts first appear, the suspensory apparatus does not work properly and tissues of the bra distend." It's left to Midgely to shoot his theory down with some anecdotal evidence of a less professorial tone. "Going without them gives you backache, a dowager's hump and the impression that two labrador puppies are tussling under your jumper." Paper Monitor, who cannot confirm or deny the presence of a bra about its person, is keeping an open mind until Monsieur Rouillon's full research is published. Full Article Paper Monitor
moni Paper Monitor By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:08:36 +0000 A service highlighting the riches of the daily press. The electronic Daily Telegraph is now behind a paywall. Paper Monitor has effected an old-school breach of that wall - buying a copy of the actual paper. It's almost like going undercover. Reading an actual paper edition of a newspaper. Page two has the gratifying news that Carol Vorderman's nose is better. She fell down and broke it. She did not have a nose job. That was speculation. Page six reveals that cheats in school games are copying footballers. For clarity, in Telegraphland a common equation is footballers=bad. But you have to wait until page 11 for the really serious news. "Here's to you, Mrs Robinson. Why more 40-somethings are dating younger men". That's the headline. And there's a massive picture of Helen McCrory. Massive. The anchor on the same page is Catherine Deneuve saying flat shoes are sexier than "twisted" and impossible high heels. Further on there's a leader. It quotes the Song of Solomon. Oh, to wear one's erudition so lightly. Full Article Paper Monitor
moni Paper Monitor By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:49:56 +0000 A service highlighting the riches of the daily press. There's crime stories. And then there's quirky crime stories. The Daily Telegraph headline gives you a clue that this is a nice, light story about how crime doesn't pay. "Happiness is... a burglar wasting three days for pouch of tobacco." The ne'er-do-well spent three nights chiselling away at the wall of Medway Motorcycles in Rochester to make a hole big enough to squeeze into. Finally he breached the 2ft-thick wall. The high performance bikes were to be his. And then he realised he'd forgotten about the alarm. "One false move towards the bikes would have sent the alarm ringing," the paper reports. "So the thief crept up to the first floor instead, looking for items to steal." In the end he left with just a packet of rolling tobacco worth £3. "When I got here the next morning the place was in a right state but all I can see he has nicked is my Golden Virginia," the owner says. The proprietor's surname is Eastwood. If only he'd caught the burglar in the act. Imagine the scene, burglar holding the Golden Virginia, Eastwood - first name Jez but we'll gloss over that - reaching for his pretend, concealed .44 Magnum: "You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" It took Paper Monitor a while to work out the happiness allusion of the headline. A clue - it depends how many TV ads you remember from the 1980s that used Bach's Air on a G string to conjure up plumes of sensuous tobacco smoke. Answers to the usual place. Full Article Paper Monitor