ng When You Can't Stand Up, You Should Probably Quit Drinking By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 03 Dec 2011 06:00:00 -0800 Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable. ~NSHA Full Article beer beer cans construction home improvement
ng They Tried Digging Up, Decided Building a Ladder Was Better By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:00:00 -0800 Full Article DIY ladder Professional At Work
ng GAA votes to adjust training ban By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:47:28 GMT The GAA's annual Congress in county Laois votes to make adjustments to the controversial winter training ban for intercounty teams. Full Article Northern Ireland
ng McEnaney hangs on to Meath post By www.bbc.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:52:06 GMT Seamus McEnaney remains the Meath football manager - but only just - following a confidence vote on Wednesday night. Full Article Northern Ireland
ng USC football placed on 1 year of probation, fined for coaching staff violations By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 16:38:10 -0500 Southern California’s football program has been fined $50,000 and placed on probation for one year by the NCAA because of multiple violations of coaching staff rules over two seasons Full Article college-football
ng Bears fire OC Shane Waldron, how much of it is on Caleb Williams? | First Things First By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:00:57 +0000 Nick Wright reacts to the Chicago Bears firing OC Shane Waldron, then discusses how much Caleb Williams is to blame for the team's poor season. Full Article nfl
ng Joey Logano 1-on-1: Winning Cup Series championship is 'electric' By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 18:01:05 -0500 Joey Logano sat down with FOX Sports to discuss the wild pace-car wreck, the playoff format and the feeling of winning the title at Phoenix. Full Article nascar
ng Opportunity knocks for USMNT's Ricardo Pepi: 'I'm feeling ready to be the man' By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 18:29:11 -0500 With several U.S. men's national team strikers out with injuries, 21-year-old Ricardo Pepi has a golden opportunity to prove why he deserves to be Mauricio Pochettino top choice up top. Full Article soccer
ng Kyler Murray, Brock Purdy move up, Caleb Williams on bottom of Mahomes Mountain | First Things First By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:59:55 +0000 Nick Wright reveals who climbs up and down his Week 11 QB Tiers, including Kyler Murray and Brock Purdy, who will face each other in the final game of the regular season with playoffs on the line. Watch as Nick explains why Caleb Williams is not off Mahomes Mountain yet despite a change in the Chicago Bears coaching staff. Full Article nfl
ng Alabama's Ryan Williams on Travis Hunter winning Biletnikoff: 'I can't let him do that' By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 19:11:36 -0500 In an interview on FOX Sports' "All Facts, No Brakes," Alabama stars Ryan Williams and Jaylen Mbakwe shared why they stayed after Nick Saban's retirement and their thoughts on Travis Hunter. Full Article college-football
ng C.J. Stroud tops the list of best-selling NFL jerseys midway through 2024 season By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 19:29:22 -0500 Three quarterbacks lead the way in top NFL jerseys sales so far this season. Full Article nfl
ng Matthew Nicholson throws down a two-handed slam to help Northwestern lead over UIC going into the half By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 01:03:13 +0000 Matthew Nicholson threw down a two-handed slam to help the Northwestern Wildcats lead over the the UIC Flames going into the half. Full Article college-basketball
ng Michael Irvin asked Deion Sanders about coaching the Cowboys | Speak By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 01:34:13 +0000 Michael Irvin asks Deion Sanders about the possibility of coaching the Dallas Cowboys, sparking a funny moment and laughter. Full Article college-football
ng College Football Playoff Rankings: Oregon, Ohio State on top; Alabama enters top 10 By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 20:59:04 -0500 The second set of College Football Playoff Predictions were released Tuesday night, with Oregon, Ohio State and Texas listed in the top three spots. See the complete rankings! Full Article college-football
ng Tom Brady's 3 Stars of Week 10, including Ravens' Lamar Jackson By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 21:20:50 -0500 Week 10 of the 2024 NFL season had a few memorable and exciting finishes as several stars showed out! Check out FOX Sports lead NFL analyst Tom Brady to name his latest 3 Stars of The Week. Full Article nfl
ng Deion Sanders says he’ll intervene if ‘wrong' NFL team tries to draft son Shedeur By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 21:39:43 -0500 Coach Prime tells the "Speak" crew how he plans to handle the NFL draft process with quarterback son, Shedeur, and two-way star Travis Hunter. Full Article college-football
ng College Football Playoff rankings takeaways: Colorado's path, Indiana undervalued By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 22:49:34 -0500 FOX Sports' RJ Young offers up three takeaways from the second set of College Football Playoff rankings, including Colorado's path to the CFP ... and the national title game. Full Article college-football
ng 2024-25 NBA championship odds: Celtics, Thunder favored; Cavs rising By www.foxsports.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:47:40 -0500 A number of contenders are chasing the defending champion Celtics on the oddsboard. Check out where things stand, with insight from Jason McIntyre. Full Article nba
ng NYT Spelling Bee: an archive of disallowed BrE words By separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com Published On :: Tue, 11 Apr 2023 00:34:00 +0000 Twitter has been my main internet stomping ground since 2009, but I've been withdrawing my labo(u)r from it since October, when it became much more volatile for some reason. The New York Times Spelling Bee has been my morning-coffee activity for some of those years, and since November 2020 I've been jokingly tweeting the BrE words that it hasn't accepted. These go in a thread of posts that always start: Perfectly Common BrE Words the @NYTimesGames Spelling Bee Has Denied Me: An Occasional SeriesTwitter has really degraded this week, which is making me feel a bit sad that perhaps that thread will have to die. (I'm also sad that the thread has frayed along the way—it's very difficult to read it all the way to the beginning because it splits here and there.) So as a clearly procrastinatory measure, I'm putting the list of "perfectly common BrE words" here, with a little more explanation than they tended to get on Twitter.For those who don't know the Bee: it's an anagram game where one must use the middle letter. The twist—and what makes it a superior anagram game—is that you can use any of the letters as many times as you like. Here's what it looked like on the 5th of April when I hadn't yet got to Genius level. (My goal every day is 'make it to Genius before breakfast'. It's nice to be called 'Genius' before you've started work.) The game, of course, has its own word list, which is suitably American for its New York Times home. Still, some not-usually-AmE words are playable, like FLATMATE, LORRY and PRAM. But many words that are part of my everyday vocabulary in England are not playable. And non-AmE spellings are generally not playable. There's been a lot of attention to AmE words that (orig. AmE) stump non-American players in Wordle. (Here's Cambridge Dictionary's 2022 Word of the Year post, which covers some—and includes a video in which I talk about why HOMER was a great choice for Word of the Year.) Not as much attention has been paid to the Spelling Bee, which you need to subscribe to. I'm sure British players have their own (mental) lists of American words they've had to learn in order to get "Queen Bee" status (finding all the day's words) in the game. If you're one of them, do use the comments to tell us about those weird words.So, after all that preamble, here are the "Perfectly Common BrE Words the @NYTimesGames Spelling Bee Has Denied Me" words in alphabetical order, with translations or links to other blog posts. But first, a bit more preamble. The disclaimers! Words in the puzzle must be at least four letters long, so some of these are suffixed forms for which the three-letter base word was unplayable. If there's an -ED form but not an -ING form (etc.), that'll be because the other one's letters weren't in the puzzle. Some of these would not have been allowable—regardless of their dialectal provenance—on the basis that they are "naughty" words. I include them anyway. I have checked questionable cases against the GloWbE corpus to ensure that the word really is more common in BrE than AmE.Some are Irish or Australian by origin, but they are still more common in BrE than in AmE.Sometimes my spelling is a bit liberal here. If I could find one British dictionary that allowed me the word with the given spelling, I included it. Also the phrase "perfectly common" is not meant to be taken too seriously!These words were not playable at the time when I tried to play them. The word list may have changed and some of them may be playable now. Red ones are ones that have been unsuccessfully played/tweeted about since I first started this blog list. Green ones have been added to the blog since the original post, but were tweeted-about earlier than that—I just missed them in the tangled Twitter threads when I was writing the blog post. ABATTOIR AmE slaughterhouseAGGRO aggression, aggressive behavio[u]rAITCH the letter. Less need to spell it as a word in AmE. See this old post.ANAEMIA / ANAEMIC AmE anemia/anemicANNEXE minority spelling in BrE; usually, as in AmE, it's annexAPNOEA AmE apneaAPPAL AmE appall; old post on double LsARDOUR old post on -or/-ourARGYBARGY this is a bit of a joke entry because it's usually spelled/spelt ARGY-BARGY (a loud argument), but the Squeeze album has no hyphen. ARMOUR -or/-ourBALLACHE something annoying or tedious (usually hyphenated, but some dictionaries include the closed-up version)BIBBED I don't know why this shows up more in BrE data, but it does, just meaning 'wearing a bib'BINMAN / BINMEN AmE garbage man (among other terms); old post on binBINT derogatory term for a womanBITTY having lots of unconnected parts, often leaving one feeling unsatisfied; for example, this blog post is a bit bittyBLAG covered in this old postBLUB / BLUBBING to sob (= general English blubbering)BOAK retch, vomit, throw up a bit in the mouth. That was gross. Sorry.BOBBLY having bobbles BOBBY I think this one might be playable now. Informal term for police officer. In AmE, found in bobby pins. BODGE / BODGED make or fix something badlyBOFFIN see this old postBOLLOCK / BOLLOCKED reprimand severelyBOLLOX This one's more common in Irish English than BrE. To screw something up.BOKE see BOAK BONCE the head (informal)BOYO a boy/man (Welsh informal)BRILL short for brilliant, meaning 'excellent'; also a kind of European flatfishBROLLY umbrella (informal)BUNG / BUNGING to put (something) (somewhere) quickly/carelessly. People cooking on television are always bunging things in the oven. BUTTY see this old postCAFF a café, but typically used of the kind that is analogous to an AmE diner (that is to say a café is not as fancy in BrE as it would be in AmE)CAWL a soupy Welsh dish (recipe); also a kind of basketCEILIDH a Scottish social dance (event)CHANNELLED post on double LsCHAPPIE a chap (man)CHAV / CHAVVY see this old post and/or this oneCHICANE a road arrangement meant to slow drivers down; see this old postCHILLI see this old postCHIMENEA / CHIMINEA the 'e' spelling is considered etymologically "correct" but the 'i' spelling seems to be more common in UK; I think these kinds of outdoor fireplaces are just more trendy in UK than in US?CHIPPIE alternative spelling of chippy, informal for a (fish and) chip shop"cholla" at a UK online supermarketCHOC chocolate (informal, countable)CHOLLA a spelling of challah (the bread) CLAG mud; more common is claggy for 'having a mud-like consistency'COLOUR -or/-ourCONNEXION this is a very outdated spelling of connection. Not actually used in UK these days, but wouldn't it be nice to be able to play it?COOTCH a hiding place, a shed or similar (from Welsh cwtch)COUNCILLOR post on double LsCRAIC it's really an Irish one (a 'good time'), but it qualifies here because it's used more in BrE than AmE (and understood pretty universally in UK)CRIM criminalCUTTY short (in some UK dialects)DADO as in dado rail, what's often called a chair rail in AmE (here's a picture)DEFENCE AmE defenseDEMOB /DEMOBBED de-mobilize(d); that is, released from the (BrE) armed forces / (AmE) militaryDENE a valley (esp. a narrow, wooded one) or a low sand dune near the sea (regional)DEVILLED post on double LsDIALLING post on double LsDIDDY small (dialectal); see this old postDOBBED / DOBBING actually Australian, dob = to inform on someone; see this old post on the BrE equivalent grass (someone) upDODDLE it's a doddle = (orig. AmE) it's a piece of cake (very easy)DOOLALLY out of one's mindEQUALLED post on double LsFAFF / FAFFING one of the most useful BrE words. See this old post. FARL a kind of (AmE) quick bread, usually cut into triangles; can be made of various things, but here's a recipe for a common kind, the potato farlFAVOUR -or/-ourFILMIC cinematic, relating to filmFITMENT = AmE fixture, i.e. a furnishing that is fit(ted) in placeFLANNELETTE = AmE flannel old post on flannelsFLAVOUR -or/-ourFLAVOURFUL -or/-ourFOETAL AmE (and BrE medical) fetalFOOTMAN a servant or (formerly soldier (of a particular rank)FUELLED post on double LsFULFIL post on double LsGADGIE / GADGE guy, man, boy (regional)GAMMON this post covers the meat meaning, but lately it's also used as an insult for Brexiteers and their political similarsGAMMY (of a body part) not working well; e.g., I have a gammy kneeGANNET a type of sea bird, but also BrE slang for a greedy personGAOL now less common spelling for jailGIBBET gallows; to hang (a person) [not really in current use]GIGGED / GIGGING to perform at a gig [playable as of May 2023]GILET covered at this clothing post and also at this pronunciation postGIPPING form of gip, a synonym of BOAK (see above)GITE French, but used in English for a type of holiday/vacation cottageGOBBED / GOBBING form of gob, which as a noun means 'mouth', but as a verb means 'spit'GOBBIN waste material from a mineGOBBY mouthyGOOLY (more often GOOLIE, GOOLEY) a testicle (informal, see GDoS)getting gunged/slimedGUNGE any unpleasant soft or slimy substance; also used as a verb for having such stuff poured over one's head on a children's show (= AmE slime)GURN / GURNING see this old postHAITCH = AITCH, but pronounced differently See this old post.HALLO old-fashioned hello HENCH strong, fit (like a weightlifter)HOLDALL a duffel bag or similar heavy-duty bag; often spelled with a hyphen (hold-all), but at least some places don't. HOOPOE a kind of bird (mostly African), which sometimes makes it to EnglandHOGMANAY it is a proper noun, but I wanted to include it anywayHOICK / HOIK to lift/pull abruptlyHOTCHPOTCH AmE hodgepodgeINNIT invariant tag question: isn't it? INVIGILATING AmE proctoring; old postJAMMY lucky; old post KIRK church (Scotland)KIPPING form of kip, to take a napLAIRY (esp. of a person) unpleasantly loud, garish LAMBING form of to lamb, give birth to lambs. Often heard in lambing time or lambing seasonLAMPED form of to lamp, to hit a person very hardLARKING form of to lark, 'to behave in a silly way for fun'LAYBY AmE turnout (and other synonyms/regional terms); a place where a car can move out of the flow of traffic (usually has a hyphen lay-by, but I found one dictionary that doesn't require it)LIDO an outdoor public swimming pool; there's some debate about how to pronounce it LILO a blow-up mattress for floating on in a poolLINO short for linoleumLOLLY lollipop or (AmE) popsicle (especially in ice lolly)LOVAGE a(n) herb that Americans don't see very often [has been added! Played successfully on 3 May 2023]LUPIN AmE lupine, a flowerLURGI / LURGY see this old postMEDIAEVAL the less common spelling of medievalMILLIARD (no longer really used) a thousand million, i.e. a billion MILORD address term for a noblemanMINGE a woman's pubic hair/area (not flattering) MINGING foul, bad smelling, ugly (rhymes with singing!)MODELLED post on double LsMOGGY a cat (informal)MOOB man boobMOULT AmE molt (related to -or/-our)MOZZIE mosquitoMUPPET in its lower-case BrE sense: 'idiot; incompetent person'NAFF this has come up in posts about 'untranslatables' and about a study that identified common BrE words Americans don't knowNAPPY AmE diaperNAVVY a manual labo(u)rer (old-fashioned)NEEP Scottish English for what the English call a swede and what Americans call a rutabaga (old post on the latter two)NELLY in the BrE phrase not on your nelly (= AmE not on your life)NIFFY unpleasant-smellingNOBBLE to unfairly influence an outcome; steal NOBBLY alternative spelling of knobbly (which is more common in both AmE & BrE)NONCY adjective related to nonce (sex offender, p[a]edophile) NOWT nothing (dialectal)ODOUR -or/-ourOFFENCE AmE offenseOFFIE short for BrE off-licence; AmE liquor store (discussed a little in this old post) ORACY the speaking version of literacy; in US education, it's called oralityPACY having a good or exciting pace (e.g. a pacy whodunnit)PAEDO short for pa(e)dophilePANTO see this postPAPPED / PAPPING from pap, to take paparazzi picturesPARLOUR -or/-ourPARP a honking noisePEDALLED post on double LsPELMET another one from the study that identified common BrE words Americans don't knowPENG slang for 'excellent' PIEMAN / PIEMEN this one is usually two words (pie man), but I was able to find a dictionary that allowed it as a single word, so I added it to the listPIPPED / PIPPING pip = to defeat by a small amount; often heard in to be pipped at the post PITTA another spelling for pita, more in line with the BrE pronunciation of the wordPLAICE another one from the study that identified common BrE words Americans don't knowPLUMMY see this postPODGY chubbyPOMMY another Australian one, but English people know it because it's an insult directed at them, often in the phrase pommy bastardPONCE / PONCY see this postPONGING horrible-smellingPOOED / POOING see this post for the poo versus poop storyPOOTLE to travel along at a leisurely speedPOPPADOM / POPPADUM anything to do with Indian food is going to be found more in UK than USPORRIDGY like porridge, which in AmE is oatmealPUFFA full form: puffa jacket; a kind of quilted jacket; it is a trademark, but used broadly; I did find it in one dictionary with a lower-case pPUNNET see this old postRAILCARD you buy one and it gives you discounts on train ticketsRANCOUR -or/-ourRUMOUR -or/-ourTANNOY AmE loudspeaker, public address system (originally a trademark, but now used generically)TARTY dressed (etc.) in a provocative mannerTELLY (orig.) AmE tvTENCH a Eurasian fishTHALI another Indian menu word THICKO stupid personTIDDY small (dialectal) TIFFIN usually referring to chocolate tiffin (recipe)TINNING AmE canningTITBIT see this postTITCH a small person TIZZ = tizzy (to be in a tizz[y])TOFF an upper-class person (not a compliment)TOMBOLA see this postTOTTED / TOTTING see this post TOTTY an objectifying term for (usually) a womanTRUG a kind of basket; these days, often a handled rubber container TUPPENCE two penceTWIGGED, TWIGGING form of twig 'to catch on, understand'UNEQUALLED post on double LsUNVETTED related to my 2008 Word of the Year VALOUR -or/-ourVIVA an oral exam (short for viva voce)WANK / WANKING my original Word of the Year (2006!)WEEING AmE peeingWELLIE / WELLY a (BrE) wellington boot / (AmE) rubber bootWHIN a plant (=furze, gorse)WHINGE AmE whine (complain)WILLIE / WILLY penisWOAD a plant used to make blue dyeWOLD a clear, upland area (mostly in place names now)WOOLLEN post on double LsYOBBO / YOBBY hooligan / hooliganishYODELLED post on double Ls Full Article games spelling
ng fighting fire By separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com Published On :: Sun, 01 Oct 2023 15:37:00 +0000 Having spent so many years on Twitter doing "Differences of the Day", I have a lot of (forgive me the jargon) content that could be moved over here, to the blog. Today, I'm moving over the information from tweets that I did during my "fire week" in March 2018: five days of AmE–BrE differences relating to fire-fighting. This choice has been inspired by Frank Abate, an American lexicographer who regularly sends me the BrEisms he's come across in reading the news. So, this post is mostly copy-pasted-edited from tweets—the smaller text is info I've added since the tweets.Ways of referring to people who fight fires as a job:AmE and BrE both use fireman and firewoman (though News on the Web corpus has both of these at higher rates in UK now)orig. AmE fire fighter (or firefighter) is used about twice as much in USBrE fire crew and fire (safety) officer (which is a higher rank) are not much used in US. Those who investigate fires are BrE fire investigators or AmE fire marshals. But in BrE fire marshal is a synonym of (also BrE) fire warden, who is a person in a big building who has a little training and is responsible for helping with evacuation in the event of a fire. I've asked American friends what this is called in the US. A British friend in NYC showed me her workplace has fire wardens, but people in other parts of the country were less certain. Floor captain seems to be used in at least some places.These people make up the BrE fire brigade or fire service or the AmE fire department or (less commonly) fire company. Outside cities, American ones may be volunteer-run. There are sometimes volunteer fire departments in the UK, but in the US they're common enough to have their own initialism: VFD (Volunteer Fire Department). See Wikipedia for more. (Fire) appliance is much more common in news/officialese in BrE than AmE (and get a look at NZ!). This goes back to mid-1800s, and refers to a fire engine (used in both countries). AmE has fire truck, but that's a more informal term than engine/appliance.Fire appliance in the News on the Web corpus. That reminded me of a sign on the fire station near my house in Brighton:BrE and AmE both use fire station for these places. AmE also has fire house and fire hall. For me, at least, fire hall indicates that it has space for public meetings, etc., reflecting the central role of (often volunteer) fire stations in small-town life. Here's a picture of Fireman's Hall in Alfred, NY (from Wikipedia).Finally, fire hydrant was originally an Americanism, but is now used in the UK too. They look rather different, though. UK hydrants are marked by yellow signs with an H, which tell firefighters that there's access to a pipe nearby. I wish I could remember what I watched on television last week that had an American hydrant in an allegedly UK setting. It's one of those things that will really stand out to those who know. Two points to any commenter who can name the show or film!UK hydrant sign (pic from here)US fire hydrant (pic from Wikipedia)And here's a handy-dandy guide to reading a UK hydrant sign from the Cambridgeshire Fire and Rescue Service.If you liked this, you might be interested in these earlier posts about:the sound a siren makesother kinds of vehicles Full Article
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ng What’s Wrong With Today’s Society Captured In 20 Brutally Honest Illustrations By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 24 Aug 2019 19:00:00 -0700 This illustrator, John Holcroft, is genius! check out his website for more. Full Article art social media web comics
ng Trump Posts a Photo of Himself Working on His Inaugural Address and it Gives Spark to a New Meme By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 26 Aug 2019 19:00:00 -0700 Yesterday Trump tweeted a photo of himself hard at work on his inauguration speech and the internet has been having a field day with it. It started on twitter with people guessing at what The Donald might be drawing. Shortly thereafter it got a small photoshop battle. 'What's Donald Drawing' definitely has the potential to catch on.Get More Trump Memes that are simply tremendous, people tell me how amazing these memes are all the time. Full Article twitter photoshop battle donald trump funny tweets trump memes
ng This Photoshop Battle of Trump Trying to Close a Pen Is A Christmas Gift 332 Days Early By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 27 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0700 Full Article christmas donald trump photoshop battle trump memes
ng Internet Had a Dangerous Amount of Fun Trolling Pic of Trump, Melania And Ivanka With The Pope By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 29 Aug 2019 19:00:00 -0700 Just when we thought we'd never get anything better than Donald Trump grasping that orb, we get this dark-humored, delightfully awkward pic that just oozes cringe. Naturally, people were ready to flood Twitter with some entertaining captions. Full Article twitter trolling donald trump funny politics pope
ng Trump's 'TREASON?' Tweet Is Inspiring Some Pretty Clever Parodies By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 30 Aug 2019 19:00:00 -0700 Recently Donald Trump tweeted the word "TREASON?" in light of the New York Times op ed that was published on Wednesday. The article was supposedly written by someone within the Trump Administration, calling themselves part of the "resistance." After Trump's "treason" tweet, people on Twitter began making their own amusing parodies, which you can read below! Full Article donald trump parody satire funny tweets funny twitter politics dogs scandal controversy trump memes
ng The Untouched Picture of Kim Jong-Un Started a Supreme Photoshop Battle By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 31 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0700 North Korea released a smiling picture of Kim Jong-Un and were VERY specific about pointing out the fact that the image was untouched. Obviously the first thing the internet did when they got a hold of the image was to touch it up a bit. The results were glorious. Full Article list photoshop image photoshop battle
ng The Queen of England Wore a Bright Green Outfit So, Naturally, the Internet Treated It Like a Green Screen By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 31 Aug 2019 19:00:00 -0700 Queen Elizabeth wore a neon green outfit to her 90th birthday party. What could go wrong? Oh right, the internet... Full Article queen list photoshop image
ng Twitter Is Roasting Ivanka Trump For Claiming She Had A Punk Phase By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 28 Sep 2019 07:00:00 -0700 New York Magazine published an excerpt from Ivana Trump's memoir Raising Trump - and it has since become a wildly entertaining meme. Thhe excerpt is actually a quote from Ivanka, reminiscing about her "punk" days. "During my punk phase in the nineties, I was really into Nirvana. My wardrobe consisted of ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts. One day after school, I dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn't a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice'n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond. The color she picked out was actually three shades lighter than my natural color… and I have never looked back!"The quote has left Twitter users in stitches, making Photoshop memes and mocking the wealthy businesswoman's statement. The results have been delightful. Full Article fashion twitter donald trump Memes
ng Nancy Pelosi Pointing At Trump Is An Assertive Dank Meme By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 20 Oct 2019 19:00:00 -0700 During a meeting to discuss Syria, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was photographed assertively pointing a finger at Donald Trump. Trump later tweeted the photo with the caption, "Nervous Nancy's unhinged meltdown!" the photo has inspired a whole host of memes from every political angle. Whether you're a Trump supporter or a Pelosi fan, we think you'll find these trending memes amusing. Or maybe you hate both of them equally! That's certainly an option too! Full Article Republicans donald trump funny memes Nancy Pelosi trending memes Democrat trump memes politics White house
ng Bernie Sanders Writing On A Whiteboard Gets Meme'd With Hot Takes By cheezburger.com Published On :: Wed, 05 Feb 2020 07:00:00 -0800 What started as Bernie Sanders writing an innocent thank you note to his field staff on a white board turned into memers filling it in with hotter takes and less savory messages. Seriously, people should know better at this point than to post images on the internet of people with white boards. It's just asking for bad news. Full Article political 2020 bernie sanders presidential election socialist politics
ng The Shadow Team Gets Roasted For Being Shady During The Iowa Caucus By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 06 Feb 2020 07:00:00 -0800 Meet the Shadow team in charge of developing an app meant to help tally the votes from the Iowa caucus on Monday night. The purpose of the app was to help the process run more smoothly, but in the end it proved to be a complete and utter disaster, as precinct chairs supposedly couldn't get the app to actually work, in turn causing a delay in reporting.The delay was blamed on "inconsistencies" in reporting, but honestly, who really knows what the truth is.The team is reportedly run by people who worked on Hilary Clinton's presidential campaign in 2016. Additionally, 2020 candidate Pete Buttigieg's campaign paid the tech firm over $40,000 in 2019 leading many to suspect foul play.But this is America, and we can't possibly have problems with corruption, right?As of right now, we still don't have all the results from the caucus, so while you continue to anxiously refresh the New York Times page, have some hot Twitter takes on the people (rats) behind Shadow, Inc. Full Article shady political shadow funny memes presidential election Iowa reaction memes corruption
ng Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line By cheezburger.com Published On :: Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:00:00 -0800 President Donald Trump was photographed on Friday returning to the White House from a trip to North Carolina and let's just say...he's looking a bit like a mandarin orange. People have been meme-ing and roasting the photo, which shows a very defined tan line of the orange variety on his face. Trump of course called the photo "fake news," and while we have to partially agree that the original was likely altered a bit, it's still amusing to see the reactions nonetheless! Full Article orange twitter tan donald trump funny memes president twitter memes roast funny tweets trump memes politics
ng 'Nancy Pelosi Ripping Paper' Proves The Political Memes Aren't Going Anywhere By cheezburger.com Published On :: Thu, 13 Feb 2020 07:00:00 -0800 While we would love for election season to be over right about now, we've gotta admit that the resulting political memes have been top-notch. The internet has been loving this particular dank meme, which shows Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ripping up Donald Trump's State of the Union speech. Full Article politicians donald trump funny memes Nancy Pelosi political memes dank memes ignore trending politics
ng Michael Bloomberg Memes That Roast The Cringey Billionaire By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 21 Feb 2020 19:00:00 -0800 You're probably already aware that Michael Bloomberg, cringey billionaire extraordinaire and 2020 presidential candidate, has been reaching out to various big-name meme accounts on Instagram asking them to post content that makes him look a little more...hip to the kids, shall we say? But apparently he's doing something right with his presidential campaign, as he's been soaring in the polls and we're seeing ads for him practically everywhere.Normally we don't like to get too political, but it's clear that Bloomberg was not hugged enough as a child. Full Article michael bloomberg 2020 cringe funny memes president dank memes bloomberg rich people election 2020 politics
ng Kentuckians Are Meme-ing Their Beloved Governor In These Trying Times By cheezburger.com Published On :: Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0700 In these trying and crazy times, Kentuckians are looking to Governor Andy Beshear for answers. His daily 5pm livestream updates have become popular for their wholesome messages and his amusing call-outs to stubborn bingo halls that just won't close for coronavirus quarantining. He's even earned himself a Facebook meme page, entitled "Andy Beshear Memes for Social Distancing Teens." Check some of them out below! Full Article funny memes Governor political memes politics
ng Joe Biden Gets Trolled With His Cringey 'I'm On Team Joe' Campaign By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0700 Poor ol' Joe Biden has been the subject of many memes in this election cycle. Whether you love him or hate him, you have to admit that they've been pretty amusing. This particular meme mocks a campaign avatar where one can insert their image next to text that says "I'm on team Joe!" It's moderately cringey to say the least, but cringey makes for the best meme material. Full Article campaign 2020 trolling cringe president america roast election joe biden politics
ng Internet Reacts To Trump's Comments About Injecting Disinfectant To Cure COVID-19 By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 26 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0700 The internet is reacting to comments made by Donald Trump during a COVID-19-related press briefing held yesterday. Trump claimed that the virus could be treated by bringing "light inside the body" or injecting a disinfectant. Thankfully medical professionals were quick to denounce these claims, and people on the internet have since been creating some excellent memes on the matter. This should go without saying, but please don't inject yourself with disinfectant, y'all. Full Article twitter donald trump funny memes twitter memes funny tweets twitter reactions dank memes politics
ng Confused Reporter Interviewing Trump Is Inspiring Some Top-Tier Memeage By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0700 On July 28th, Axios reporter Jonathan Swan interviewed President Donald Trump on HBO about several topics including the staggering number of COVID-19 cases in the United States. His reactions to some of Trump's remarks are priceless, and needless to say, the memes have been top-tier. You can watch the interview here and garner your own reactions. Now on with the memes! Full Article news donald trump funny memes reporter dank memes trending memes confused reaction interview reaction memes politics
ng 'Today Years Old' Revelations That Might Teach Something New By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 08 Sep 2020 19:00:00 -0700 The saying "you learn something new every day" may not always feel true, but on Twitter, that's definitely the case. People are very eager to share surprising and little-known facts that blow their minds - whether they're political or about something as trivial as the flavor of green Haribo gummy bears. These facts might not be revelatory for everyone, but they definitely aren't common knowledge. And it's nice to make that brain feel a little bigger. Full Article twitter funny tweets
ng Trump's 'Exploding Trees' Comment Has Memers Trolling Like Crazy By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 18 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0700 As wildfires continue to ravage the West Coast, President Trump has been quick to dismiss climate change as one of the root causes, stating that countries in Europe like Austria don't suffer from wildfires because Europeans live in "forest cities" that are "managed better" yet are "more explosive" than the trees in California.We're not entirely sure what any of that means, and apparently neither do memers, so please enjoy the following memes about "forest cities" in Austria. Full Article donald trump funny memes dank memes shitposts twitter twitter memes politics
ng 52 Humorous Memes That Beat Watching Paint Dry By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 04 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0700 These miscellaneous memes aren't that high-quality, but at least we can guarantee they're better than whatever you were doing before. So grab a snack, settle in, and get scrolling. You won't regret it. Full Article stupid memes twitter relatable funny memes shitposts twitter memes funny tweets
ng The Best Memes & Tweets About Four Seasons Total Landscaping By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 16 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0800 If you haven't been living under a rock for the past week, you're probably familiar with the Four Seasons Total Landscaping drama that occurred earlier this week in Philadelphia. On November 7th, President Trump tweeted that a press conference would be held at the Four Seasons in the Pennsylvania capital. Eight minutes later, Trump tweeted an update - that the conference would actually be taking place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in the same city. The tweets led to a great deal of speculation as to whether the administration had intended to book the hotel. The speculation grew when it became clear that the location, between a sex shop and a crematorium, was probably not their first choice. After Rudy Giuliani spoke to crowds about voter fraud, and even used a convicted sex offender as a witness, the occasion was largely seen as a massive blunder. And as expected, the memes began flowing freely. We've put together some of our favorite examples from the last week, but we're willing to bet this press conference will be talked about for quite a while. Here's hoping Four Seasons Total Landscaping is enjoying the free publicity. Full Article FAIL donald trump funny memes dank memes Memes funny tweets politics internet memes
ng Bengal - Game of Gods By game.giveawayoftheday.com Published On :: Sat, 09 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0500 Exclusive offer from Giveaway of the Day and ToomkyGames! No third-party advertising and browser add-ons! Travel across the Indian continent with a tiger in this exciting puzzle adventure. The friendly large cat will throw the balls wherever you point, so aim carefully. Group together three or more balls of the same color to make them disappear from the chain. Creative powerups will help you navigate each of the levels, which get more challenging as you progress. Original powerups; Unlimited play; Clever game mechanics. Full Article puzzle Brain Teaser Bengal - Game of Gods Marble Popper Intenium
ng Diversity initiatives are leaving Black women behind By www.diversityjobs.com Published On :: Wed, 30 Sep 2020 14:13:29 +0000 You can publicly commit yourself to diversity in the workplace, put it in writing on social media, hire diversity officers, and shuttle tens of thousands of dollars into “diversity initiatives,” but if you don’t understand the complexities of creating an inclusive workplace, you’re not going to get any return on your investment. That’s probably not […] The post Diversity initiatives are leaving Black women behind appeared first on DiversityJobs.com. Full Article Diversity Statistics Workplace Diversity
ng How employers can address increased gender inequality due to Working From Home By www.diversityjobs.com Published On :: Wed, 28 Oct 2020 19:34:21 +0000 The COVID-19 pandemic has changed the nature of work as we know it. Between flexible work arrangements, part-time contracts, and side gigs, it’s been difficult to gauge just how many people are working from home as a result. But according to Stanford’s research, 42% of the U.S. labor force was working from home full time […] The post How employers can address increased gender inequality due to Working From Home appeared first on DiversityJobs.com. Full Article Diversity Statistics Workplace Diversity
ng How tech giants have been getting away with Age Discrimination By www.diversityjobs.com Published On :: Tue, 24 Nov 2020 15:27:03 +0000 Corporate diversity initiatives have focused primarily on skin color, ethnicity, and gender thus far, but age should also be imperative. Aside from it being an overlooked and unmonitored protected category, workforce demographics project a talent shortage for all diversity groups under 40. In the coming months, IBM could face hundreds of lawsuits (and/or a class […] The post How tech giants have been getting away with Age Discrimination appeared first on DiversityJobs.com. Full Article Diversity Statistics Diversity Training Workplace Diversity
ng Race, Gender, and LGBTQ+ wage gaps are real – and they end up costing us all By www.diversityjobs.com Published On :: Thu, 03 Dec 2020 13:15:19 +0000 White males make up the largest sector of the U.S. workforce and have, on average, always made the highest salaries. If we compare their salaries to those of women, ethnic minorities, the differently-abled, and LGBTQ+ persons, we see a large disparity between the wages of similarly-qualified candidates in the same fields. The gap is glaring, […] The post Race, Gender, and LGBTQ+ wage gaps are real – and they end up costing us all appeared first on DiversityJobs.com. Full Article Diversity Statistics Workplace Diversity
ng One year after Pulse Nightclub tragedy, new NFPA standard for preparedness and response to active shooter and/or hostile events being developed By www.nfpa.org Published On :: 13 Jun2017 19:37:24 GMT As the nation marks the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub massacre in Orlando this week, a group of experts on active shooter/hostile incident response will assemble at National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) headquarters to develop NFPA 3000, Standard for Preparedness and Response to Active Shooter and/or Hostile Events. It is expected that the initial standard will be completed by early 2018; then the public will have the opportunity to offer input for immediate review. Full Article