aig Are Prosecutors Too Cozy With Police? Some DAs Say Campaign Contributions Need To End By www.gpbnews.org Published On :: Thu, 18 Jun 2020 18:06:00 +0000 The growing calls for systemic reform of American policing follow years of rising anger at the ongoing deaths of African Americans at the hands of law enforcement, including the recent killing of George Floyd. The calls for change run the gamut from severely restricting police use of deadly force, creating a national database of abusive officers and re-directing taxpayer money away from police toward social programs that improve education and tackle crises including homelessness, poverty and mental health care . But one key problem has gotten less attention: the conflict of interest, real and perceived, between prosecutors and police unions. When district attorneys run for the office they get political donations from a range of interests including powerful, well-funded police unions who represent the officers that district attorneys will be called to prosecute in the event of officer brutality, corruption or even murder. "We need to do everything that we can in this moment to avoid not Full Article
aig Ex-Trump Campaign Official Withdraws From Nomination Amid Questions In Russia Probe By www.gpbnews.org Published On :: Thu, 02 Nov 2017 16:23:00 +0000 A former Trump campaign official has withdrawn from consideration for a job at the U.S. Department of Agriculture after being pulled into the imbroglio over Russia's interference efforts against the U.S. in the 2016 presidential race. Sam Clovis said on Thursday that he would not go forward in trying to become the USDA's undersecretary for research, education and economics. That news followed a quick series of connected developments in the Russia investigation being conducted by the Department of Justice special counsel: first, a guilty plea — announced Monday —by a former campaign adviser who worked for Clovis, and then, reports that Clovis has been interviewed by special counsel Robert Mueller's team in the Russia case and also testified before a Washington, D.C., grand jury. George Papadopoulos, the foreign policy adviser who has pleaded guilty, was approached by Russian agents early in his tenure and offered "dirt" on Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton and meetings with Russian Full Article
aig Sexist Campaign Swag Complicates Family Tradition By www.gpbnews.org Published On :: Wed, 08 Nov 2017 16:19:26 +0000 A lot of people collect things, and in Paul Sherman’s family, that thing is campaign memorabilia. Paul’s new book is called “Look Away: Documenting Crude and Sexist Items From the Trump Campaign Trail.” It includes several pictures from rallies in Georgia. We recently caught up with three members of the Sherman family. Full Article
aig Scratch Pad: Craigslist, Oblique, Overload By disquiet.com Published On :: Sun, 10 Nov 2024 02:30:26 +0000 I do this manually at the end of each week: collating recent comments I’ve made on social media, which I think of as my public scratch pad. I find knowing I’ll revisit my posts to be a positive and mellowing influence on my social media activity. I mostly hang out on Mastodon (at post.lurk.org/@disquiet), and I’m […] Full Article field notes scratch pad
aig Major Beer Company Seeks music for advertising campaign 3 Slots $15k By www.musicxray.com Published On :: Thu, 05 Oct 2023 00:32:20 +0000 Major Beer Company Seeks music for advertising campaign 3 Slots $15k The opp is for several different pieces of music as it will cover 3 major tv / film ads and several web-blog adverts and music to show off a new product. They have asked for intense and dramatic songs, positive songs, friendship songs, and holiday and travel themed songs. Once again they are choosing different songs for different territories so there are many slots they are looking for me to fill. The videos and ads will be seen by over a million people across the globe. All styles of music and genres will be considered as the company are looking top quality songs but also lyrical substance and they are also looking for top quality standout attention-grabbing, meaningful songs whether softer emotive ballads or harder more powerful driving tracks as the range covered by the company is huge. THEY JUST NEED BE TOP SONGS!! Please submit your best work, radio ready, mastered songs. You must own 100% copyright. Only songs with cleared samples. I will accept demos as I am also a music producer / studio owner so if the song is a 'no brainer' and has enough potential to fit the opp then I would consider re-cutting it for the client. Grand Northern Sync has worked closely with companies such as: Apple, Honda, Reebok, Samsung, BBC, ABC, New Show Media, Massive Films, Rickety Shack films, Seat, H&M, Busch, Payouts and rights: If selected you will keep 100% of your rights, royalties and payments dependent on the number of times the tracks are used. Payout is $25k dependent on usage and length of use. If selected the songs will be passed to the company and they will have the final say, Grand Northern Sync will be on hand to help the artist all the way through the process with chosen artists (at no financial charge). All songs submitted will be considered for all the other opps we have. I am looking forward to hearing your music. PLEASE DO NOT SEND US TRACKS TO OUR SOUNDCLOUD, EMAIL, LINKEDIN OR ANY SOCIAL MEDIA....Please? - Alexander Johnston / Grand Northern Sync Full Article
aig Music for Fashion Campaign $2k - $5 per track. By www.musicxray.com Published On :: Mon, 12 Feb 2024 07:02:27 +0000 Cool Tracks Wanted for Fashion Campaign Our client is looking for an interesting, cool track for the upcoming campaign for fashion brand. While the visuals feature tropical scenes, young adults having fun and splashing in the sea, the creative team wants to stir away from the typical Summer banger. Tonally, the track should feel fun and energetic, while retaining a level of surprise and sophistication. The focus of this search is hitting the right tone, the track can be old, new, featuring female or male vocals. We are open to several directions, however something with a timeless, vintage inspired sound would contrast the visuals well. Good luck and please DO NOT contact us directly or via Social Media as this will not be read or listened to. Much Love Alex Grand Northern Sync Full Article
aig Beats needed for TV & Online Advertising Campaigns in South Korea ($500-$14,000 per use) By www.musicxray.com Published On :: Mon, 13 May 2019 11:51:04 +0000 Currently seeking “beats” for use in TV & Online advertising campaigns in South Korea! ,br> When I say “beats”, I mean any tracks that are driven by a breakbeat, as one, if not the most dominant part of the track. Ie, Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, Dubstep, Electronica, Edm, Trap, Grime, Experimental etc. All tracks must be upbeat and have a “Phat Beat”, “Killer Beat”, “Sick Beats”, “Dope Beat” or whatever your preferred description would be. Music must be well produced, high-quality, mixed and mastered. Instrumental tracks preferred please, but great vocal tracks can be accepted too (if you can supply instrumental versions even better) and all tempos considered. Artists must own all rights to their music 100% on both sides and there must be no copyright infringement. All music will be listened to, reviewed and feedback given. The average cost of TV advertising commercial in Korea is $800 to $1,500 per track, and for worldwide rights up to $14,000. The average cost of Online & YouTube advertising in Korea is $500-$2500 (geo restricted for single country of Korea), and worldwide use for $3000-$5000. Selected tracks be sent to clients in South Korea and music licensed on a non-exclusive basis (so you maintain all rights to your music), we simply go 50-50 on deals we get and you're paid quarterly. The South Korean market is built on a unique structure, which is not the same as any foreign market structure around the world. Because of this Korea has a higher advertising music fee than most other countries. This may be due to systemic limitations that the performing royalties cannot be collected, but also because there is no subsequent secondary payment after the initial payment of music fees. The total amount paid in Korea is 100% mechanical payout. Clients who will be using music in South Korea; Korea's major advertising agencies including the CHEIL and INOCEAN and brands such as; Samsung, LG, Hyundai and SK to name a few. If you make “beats’ I really look forward to hearing from you ! All the best, - Giles Gale - Music supervisor, sync & Licensing Manager - Resonant Music Licensing Full Article
aig 286: Remote From WWDC 2020 With Craig Federighi and Greg Joswiak By daringfireball.net Published On :: Wed, 24 Jun 2020 23:59:00 EDT John Gruber is joined by Craig Federighi and Greg Joswiak to discuss the news from WWDC 2020: the Mac’s transition to Apple silicon, MacOS 11 Big Sur, iOS and iPadOS 14, and more. Full Article
aig 312: ‘Not to Get Zealotrous’, With Craig Mod By daringfireball.net Published On :: Sun, 11 Apr 2021 15:45:39 EDT Craig Mod joins the show to talk about writing, designing, filmmaking, what makes for good software, and building a successful membership program to support independent art. And: pizza toast. Full Article
aig 316: Remote From WWDC 2021 With Craig Federighi and Greg Joswiak By daringfireball.net Published On :: Fri, 11 Jun 2021 23:00:00 EDT Special guests Craig Federighi and Greg Joswiak join me to discuss the news from WWDC 2021: the all-new multitasking interface in iPadOS 15, on-device Siri, new privacy controls in Safari and Mail, MacOS 12 Monterey, and more. Full Article
aig 349: ‘Live From WWDC 2022’, With Craig Federighi and Greg Joswiak By daringfireball.net Published On :: Tue, 7 Jun 2022 15:30:00 PDT Special guests Craig Federighi and Greg Joswiak join me to discuss the news from WWDC 2022, in front of a live audience at the new Apple Developer Center at Apple Park. Full Article
aig 367: ‘Slow-Moving Hurricane’, With Craig Hockenberry By daringfireball.net Published On :: Thu, 19 Jan 2023 23:59:00 EDT Craig Hockenberry returns to the show to talk about the demise of third-party Twitter clients, the overall Twitter shitshow, touchscreens on the Mac, and the perils of autocorrect when you have a clever username. Full Article
aig 378: ‘Live From WWDC 2023’, With John Ternus, Mike Rockwell, Craig Federighi, and Greg Joswiak By daringfireball.net Published On :: Wed, 7 Jun 2023 20:13:43 EDT Back in San Jose's historic California Theatre for the first time since 2019, special guests John Ternus, Mike Rockwell, Craig Federighi, and Greg Joswiak join me to discuss the news and announcements from WWDC 2023. Full Article
aig 382: ‘What’s Happening‽’, With Craig Hockenberry By daringfireball.net Published On :: Mon, 31 Jul 2023 23:48:58 EDT Craig Hockenberry, the special guest with the special fleshy palms, returns to the show. Topics include Twitter/X, foldable phones, and our favorite features in iOS 17 now that it’s in public beta. Full Article
aig 401: ‘Chockdingus’, With Craig Hockenberry By daringfireball.net Published On :: Fri, 31 May 2024 21:38:14 EDT Craig Hockenberry returns to the show. Topics include the upcoming Daylight DC-1 monochrome “e-paper” tablet, more thoughts on the new iPad Pros, and what we expect/hope for from Apple at WWDC. Also: a one-button keyboard. Full Article
aig 402: ‘Live From WWDC 2024’, With John Giannandrea, Craig Federighi, and Greg Joswiak By daringfireball.net Published On :: Tue, 11 Jun 2024 22:00:00 EDT Recorded in front of a live (and lively) audience at The California Theatre in San Jose Tuesday evening, special guests John Giannandrea, Craig Federighi, and Greg Joswiak join me to discuss Apple’s announcements at WWDC 2024. Full Article
aig Kerry's Campaign Has Soared From Poorhouse to Penthouse By www.nytimes.com Published On :: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 04:38:01 GMT A $107 million surge in contributions has made Senator John Kerry the best-financed challenger in presidential campaign history. Full Article
aig Bootgate explained: How Ron DeSantis’s alleged cowboy boot hidden heels became a campaign controversy By www.yahoo.com Published On :: 2023-11-06T21:07:13Z Full Article
aig ‘Broken Since the Beginning’: What Went Wrong Inside the Harris Campaign By www.notus.org Published On :: 2024-11-13T05:47:01+00:00 Campaign leadership installed when Joe Biden was running is facing fierce internal criticism. “I’m amazed that we even got close,” said one official close to the team. Full Article
aig Oprah Winfrey Production Company Denies Being Paid by Harris Campaign By www.breitbart.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 19:46:40 +0000 Oprah Winfrey's production banner, Harpo Productions, denies that the billionaire television host was "paid a personal fee" by Vice President Kamala Harris's campaign. The post Oprah Winfrey Production Company Denies Being Paid by Harris Campaign appeared first on Breitbart. Full Article 2024 Election Entertainment Politics 2024 Presidential Election Kamala Harris Oprah Winfrey
aig Chalk Talk: Students and School Bonds | CA Campaign Watchdog’s Case Backlog | Sacramento Ghost Tours By www.capradio.org Published On :: Thu, 24 Oct 2024 15:00:00 GMT “Chalk Talk” returns to talk about student health, school bonds and more. A new analysis looks at California’s campaign watchdog agency. Finally, Sacramento ghost guides talk about some of their favorite supernatural tales. Full Article
aig POLITICO’s California Playbook | The Shaping of Kamala Harris’s Campaign and Candidacy | Fashion Designer Samuel Rose By www.capradio.org Published On :: Mon, 28 Oct 2024 15:00:00 GMT POLITICO’s California Playbook discusses the latest in state politics. How Kamala Harris’s upbringing and earlier campaigns shaped her candidacy. Finally, fashion designer Samuel Rose talks about his creative process and an upcoming exhibition. Full Article
aig Opinion: This wretched campaign is over. Thank goodness. Now what? By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Tue, 05 Nov 2024 21:25:44 +0000 "For now, let’s celebrate the end of the most vexing, mean-spirited and household-dividing presidential election in modern times, as it heaves itself across the finish line and crumples in a lousy heap." Full Article Latest Headlines Opinion Opinion Columnists ballots Donald Trump Election 2024 Joe Biden Kamala Harris Pennsylvania president Republican Trump voting
aig All Access: Taylour Paige and Logan Browning Hit the Floor By www.bet.com Published On :: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 16:44:00 EDT Taylour Paige and Logan Browning show us their moves. Full Article Keke Palmer Just Keke
aig 10 Reasons We Love Taylour Paige By www.bet.com Published On :: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 12:22:00 EDT Ten reasons why Taylour Paige is a good role model. Full Article Just Keke
aig “Hit the Floor” Stars Taylour Paige and Logan Browning By www.bet.com Published On :: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 15:14:00 EDT Taylour Paige and Logan Browning embrace their sexy. Full Article Sexy Keke Palmer Just Keke Hit the Floor
aig Paige: Will Mose Frazier be the Next Great Free Agent to make the Broncos’ roster? By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 07 May 2016 18:38:18 +0000 Paige: Will Mose Frazier be the Next Great Free Agent to make the Broncos' roster? Full Article Denver Broncos NFL Opinion Sports Sports Columnists Broncos takes Broncos training camp More Broncos News Woody Paige
aig Paige: Please just call it Mile High Stadium By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 14 May 2016 15:15:17 +0000 No-Name Field at Mile High? The solution is simple: MILE HIGH STADIUM. Full Article Denver Broncos NFL Sports Sports Columnists Broncos takes More Broncos News Woody Paige
aig Paige: Major talent Minor is one splendid sprinter By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 21 May 2016 20:04:40 +0000 Major talent Minor is one splendid sprinter Full Article News Sports
aig Paige: Arria Minor sprints to 5A glory. And she’ll do it again and again By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 21 May 2016 23:54:38 +0000 Paige: Arria Minor sprints to 5A glory. And she'll do it again and again Full Article News Preps Sports
aig Paige: Denver Broncos find themselves in yet another quarterback controversy By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 28 May 2016 01:11:32 +0000 For the sake of this argument, the dueling quarterbacks will be Mark Sanchez, the man of journey, vs. Paxton Lynch, the rookie of potential. Sides have been taken. Who you got, Broncos fans? Full Article Denver Broncos NFL Sports Sports Columnists Brock Osweiler Broncos quarterbacks Broncos takes Broncos training camp Gary Kubiak John Elway Mark Sanchez More Broncos News Paxton Lynch Peyton Manning Trevor Siemian Woody Paige
aig Paige: Muhammad Ali’s legend will reign forever By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 04 Jun 2016 21:35:45 +0000 Cassius Clay changed his name. Muhammad Ali changed sport, changed culture, changed the world, all for the better. Full Article Boxing / MMA Latest Headlines Sports Sports Columnists Best of Woody Paige Muhammad Ali Woody Paige
aig Paige: Denver Broncos pause tumultuous offseason to collect Super Bowl title rings Sunday By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sat, 11 Jun 2016 00:55:11 +0000 Four months beyond the Broncos’ drubbing and dabbing of the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, not all has been hunky and dory in Wonderland. Full Article Denver Broncos NFL Sports Sports Columnists Broncos takes Mark Sanchez More Broncos News Woody Paige
aig Paige: Hey, Nuggets. Use that No. 7 pick to pursue an accomplished star… Like DeMarcus Cousins or Paul George By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sun, 19 Jun 2016 04:56:32 +0000 It’s about time, sometime in our lifetime, that the Nuggets win an NBA title, or a conference title, or finish first again in the division, or, egads, even get back to the postseason. Full Article Denver Nuggets NBA Sports Sports Columnists DeMarcus Cousins Joffrey Lauvergne Paul George Woody Paige
aig Paige: The Nuggets can’t escape the merry-go-mediocrity By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sun, 26 Jun 2016 05:27:56 +0000 The Nuggets just got younger, not wiser, and general manager Tim Connelly says Gary Harris still is the starting shooting guard and Juancho Hernangomez probably will be playing somewhere in what’s left of the European Union. Full Article Denver Nuggets NBA Sports Sports Columnists Woody Paige
aig Woody Paige’s final Denver Post column: Looking back at 35 years By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sun, 31 Jul 2016 06:02:16 +0000 When I was born 70 years ago, I slept in a drawer in my grandmother’s kitchen. I’ve lived on the edge ever since. Full Article College Sports Colorado Avalanche Colorado Rockies Denver Broncos Denver Nuggets Latest Headlines MLB NBA NFL NHL Sports Sports Columnists Arnold Palmer Best of Woody Paige More Rockies News Woody Paige
aig How it happened: Broncos lose to Raiders, finish with seventh straight losing season By www.denverpost.com Published On :: Sun, 07 Jan 2024 17:25:24 +0000 Live updates, tweets, photos, analysis and more from the Denver Broncos' NFL Week 18 game against the Las Vegas Raiders at Allegiant Stadium in Paradise, Nevada, on January 7, 2024. Full Article Denver Broncos Latest Headlines NFL Sports More Broncos News
aig Rep. Karen Bass Launches Los Angeles Mayoral Campaign By www.bet.com Published On :: Tue, 28 Sep 2021 11:52:17 EDT “Let’s do this — together,” the congresswoman said. Full Article Karen Bass National News
aig Tim Scott’s Massive Campaign Funds May Suggest He’s Running By www.bet.com Published On :: Tue, 19 Oct 2021 09:58:24 EDT The Black Republican thinks America isn’t racist. Full Article Tim Scott South Carolina National News Black Republicans
aig Bascome Earns Boston AIGA Fellows Award By bernews.com Published On :: Tue, 16 Jul 2024 11:55:49 +0000 The Boston AIGA selected Bermudian Daren Bascome, Managing Director of Proverb Agency, as one of three recipients of the 2024 Fellows award for his significant contributions to the local design community. A spokesperson said, “The Boston AIGA [American Institute of Graphic Artists] selects Bermuda native Daren Bascome, Managing Director of award-winning branding and advertising firm […] Full Article All Entertainment #AwardWinners #GoodNews
aig Daren Bascome Receives AIGA Fellow Award By bernews.com Published On :: Mon, 07 Oct 2024 19:45:27 +0000 Bermudian Daren Bascome spoke at the 2024 AIGA Boston Fellow Awards Celebration, with Mr. Bascome himself among the event’s three awardees. A spokesperson said, “‘Being a great designer isn’t about what you know, it’s about what you notice,’ said Daren Bascome, Managing Director of Proverb Agency on Tuesday at the 2024 AIGA Boston Fellow Awards […] Full Article All Business News #AwardWinners #BermudaBusiness #GoodNews
aig BHB Purchases Craig Appin House Building By bernews.com Published On :: Wed, 03 Jan 2024 15:28:23 +0000 The Bermuda Hospitals Board [BHB] announced it has “purchased Craig Appin House in Hamilton in a favourable deal that protects it from future rental increases.” A spokesperson said, “BHB has rented space in Craig Appin for over ten years, after it had to decant its Human Resources, ITS and Finance offices from the Queen Elizabeth […] Full Article All News #BermudaHospitals #BermudaRealEstate
aig Women’s Resource Centre Housing Campaign By bernews.com Published On :: Thu, 29 Aug 2024 17:16:08 +0000 The Women’s Resource Centre [WRC] recently launched a comprehensive Housing Advocacy Campaign to highlight the critical issue of housing insecurity in Bermuda, with a particular focus on the challenges faced by women and single-income families. A spokesperson said, “In alignment with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which recognizes housing as a fundamental human right, […] Full Article All News #BermudaRealEstate #CharityEvents
aig Diabetes Association Launches Campaign By bernews.com Published On :: Fri, 01 Nov 2024 15:50:00 +0000 The Bermuda Diabetes Association has launched the ‘LABELS’ campaign to “raise awareness around diabetes-related stigma.” A spokesperson said, “Ahead of National Diabetes Awareness Month [November], the Bermuda Diabetes Association has launched a campaign called LABELS to raise awareness around diabetes-related stigma. The campaign aims to #EndDiabetesStigma by spotlighting the harmful effects that a choice of […] Full Article All #Health
aig The media participated in a lying campaign to influence a political election By www.cpa-connecticut.com Published On :: Sat, 25 Sep 2021 17:07:43 +0000 Glenn Greenwald: "So you have huge number of journalists who believe that, they have the right to lie and even when they get caught, they don't care because they know their audience won't hold it against them." Continue reading → Full Article Accountants CPA Hartford Articles Ben Schreckinger CIA CNN cpa-connecticut.com Donald Trump emails Glenn Greenwald Hillary Clinton Hunter Biden Intelligence Community Joe Biden laptop liberals Libya Muammar Gaddafi NBC News New York Times Politico Russian disinformation September 23 2021 So you have huge number of journalists who believe that they have the right to lie and even when they get caught they don't care because they know their audience won't hold it against them Substack the barefoot accountant The Intercept The media participated in a lying campaign to influence a political election Tucker Carlson Tucker Carlson Tonight Washington Post William Brighenti CPA
aig Joe Biden Gets Trolled With His Cringey 'I'm On Team Joe' Campaign By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0700 Poor ol' Joe Biden has been the subject of many memes in this election cycle. Whether you love him or hate him, you have to admit that they've been pretty amusing. This particular meme mocks a campaign avatar where one can insert their image next to text that says "I'm on team Joe!" It's moderately cringey to say the least, but cringey makes for the best meme material. Full Article campaign 2020 trolling cringe president america roast election joe biden politics
aig As today’s homes burn faster than ever, this year’s Fire Prevention Week campaign presents critical home escape planning and practice messages By www.nfpa.org Published On :: 27 Sep2017 19:37:24 GMT Knowing that today’s homes burn faster than ever, the National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) announced “Every Second Counts: Plan Two Ways Out” as the official theme for this year’s Fire Prevention Week campaign, October 8-14, 2017. Experts say you may have as little as two minutes (or even less) to safely escape a typical home fire from the time the smoke alarm sounds. Full Article
aig Donald Trump's Trying to Hang with the Times, by Trolling the Sh*t out of Hillary Clinton in Pokémon GO Campaign Ad By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 15 Jul 2016 11:00:00 -0700 What even is this planet that we live on anymore though? Full Article Pokémon pokemon go trolling donald trump win politics
aig Men.com: Shadow, Chase and Cherry Kiss – “Played By The Straight Jock” By www.queerclick.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:08:52 +0000 New on Men.com: On his way to the bedroom, Shadow is distracted by his girl’s (Cherry Kiss) roommate Chase‘s ass, but he is really aroused and has been wanting to pound his girlfriend all day. Shadow gets the gaymer to take over as Cherry Kiss has to halt the BJ to answer a phone call!... View Article The post Men.com: Shadow, Chase and Cherry Kiss – “Played By The Straight Jock” appeared first on QueerClick. Full Article Asians Porn Site Updates Chase (Men.com) Cherry Kiss Men.com Shadow (Men.com)
aig THE WORLD BEFORE CRAIGSLIST By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 08:29:46 -0700 THE WORLD BEFORE CRAIGSLIST So basically this sort of thing has been going on longer than the internet? Check out our Funny Craigslist memes if you want more humor of this kind... Full Article demotivational funny