q November 13, 2024: Trivia Question: Alpha? By www.sjgames.com Published On :: I recently asked the question about which Steve Jackson Games product and game is last alphabetically, which we answered here. In that earlier question, I alluded to the other question. Namely: • What is the first item alphabetically that is currently available for sale, and . . . • What is the first item alphabetically that is a complete game and currently available for sale? This one is trickier for a couple of reasons. As Magesmiley noted on the forums when talking about the "Omega" question, somewhat of a software-sorting question hides here. There's also a bit of an oddity in the second question we're asking today that makes this more challenging. Still, let's see if we can't muddle toward an answer . . . . . . Which we'll divulge sometime soon. As ever, feel free to share your answers on the forums! – Steven Marsh Warehouse 23 News: The City Never Sleeps Because Of All The Action There are a million stories in the city, and they're all exciting! GURPS Action 9: The City shows how you can add GURPS City Stats to your GURPS Action campaigns. It also features six sample cities to use with your own action-packed adventures. Download it today from Warehouse 23! Full Article
q Is Aadhar PAN linking required for opening bank account? By www.caclubindia.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 20:01:27 GMT Do the RBI guidelines mandate the linking of PAN with Aadhar as a prerequisite for opening a bank account? Full Article
q TDS - Form 26QB - Installment - Final payment Error By www.caclubindia.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 22:15:22 GMT I had bought a Pre-const house for 55lac and paid Stamp duty on 55lac during registration.I made 54,00,00 payments in installments and now making the last installment of 1 lacOn the 26QB formTotal Value of Consideration (Property Value) -â¹55,00,000Payment type*-InstallmentWhether it is last installment ?*-YesWhether stamp duty value is higher than sale consideration ?* - Dont know what to chooseTotal amount paid/ credited in previous installments, if any (A) * â¹54,00,000Amount paid/credited currently (B) *-â¹1,00,000Total stamp duty value of the property (C) *â¹55,00,000Now underTax Deposit Details, I am gettingAmount on which TDS to be deducted (D)*â¹55,00,000, which looks wrong.Should this not be the amount currently paid â¹1,00,000. What am I doing wrong?Note*I was suggested in the forum to enter â¹1,00,000 in box (C), but it still calculates the total amount of â¹55,00,000 in (D) Full Article
q TDS - Form 26QB - Final Installment Issue - Final payment By www.caclubindia.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 10:12:49 GMT Hi,This question is w.r.t Final payment of TDS for property sale. This is for 2 buyer and 1 seller. Below is about 80% share of 1 seller. Total Value of Consideration (Property Value) - 81,04,500 INRTotal amount paid/ credited in previous installments, if any (A) - 61,59,420 INRAmount paid/credited currently (B) - 3,24,180 INRTotal stamp duty value of the property (C) - 64,83,600Amount on which TDS to be deducted (D) is directly getting calculated at - 64,83,600 INR.Ideally, since it is last installment, amount on which TDS to be deducted needs to be visible as 3,24,180 INR. However, it is showing 64,83,600. Kindly help and update what needs to be filled in A, B & C so that I pay TDS of 1% on 3,24,180 INR only. Full Article
q The consequences are painful By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 25 Jul 2023 14:00:00 -0700 Full Article
q FTR Trucking Conditions Index shows solid sequential improvement, to start 2023 By www.logisticsmgmt.com Published On :: 2023-03-20T14:01:00+00:00 For January, the most recent month for which data is available, the TCI came in at -1.71, a significant improvement over December’s -6.1 and November’s -7.94. That was preceded by October’s -11.25, its lowest level since the April 2020 all-time low, at -28.66. The September TCI reading came in at -2.35. Full Article
q ATA has ‘grave concerns’ that EPA may allow California-type air quality rules on heavy trucks By www.logisticsmgmt.com Published On :: 2023-03-21T13:18:00+00:00 The American Trucking Associations (ATA) expressed what it called its “grave concerns” about media reports that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) may be on the verge of granting the state of California waivers to implement potentially harmful and unrealistic emissions rules on the industry. Under California rules, new Class 8 heavy truck models would be zero-emission next year. Diesel and gasoline-powered drayage trucks must retire after 18 years to guarantee that they meet a zero-emission requirement by 2035. Full Article
q DSV announces acquisitions of S&M Moving Systems West and Global Diversity Logistics By www.logisticsmgmt.com Published On :: 2023-03-21T18:50:00+00:00 DSV said that the objective of these acquisitions are three-fold: to augment its position within the semiconductor industry; align with its new Phoenix-Mesa Gateway Airport operations; and support its growing cross-border services into Latin America. It added that these acquisitions are expected to be made official next month. Full Article
q How Did an Aquarium Stingray Get Pregnant without a Mate? By www.scientificamerican.com Published On :: Sun, 18 Feb 2024 15:15:00 GMT Charlotte, a stingray in a small North Carolina aquarium, is taking a DIY approach to reproduction Full Article Biology Animals
q People with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome May Have an "Exhausted" Immune System By www.scientificamerican.com Published On :: Wed, 21 Feb 2024 19:15:00 GMT A long-awaited study of people with ME/CFS revealed differences in their immune and nervous system. The findings may offer clues about long COVID Full Article Health Epidemiology Medicine Mind & Brain
q Vegan Yellow Squash and Corn Casserole By blog.fatfreevegan.com Published On :: Sun, 25 Jul 2021 15:32:39 +0000 Golden slices of summer squash and kernels of corn are baked in a creamy sauce and topped with bread crumbs in this Southern-style vegan squash casserole. It’s the perfect summer side dish. Hi, my name is Susan, and I’m a vegan. It’s been so long since I updated this blog that I only half-humorously feel... Read More The post Vegan Yellow Squash and Corn Casserole appeared first on FatFree Vegan Kitchen. Full Article Side Dishes Vegetables Casseroles Gluten-free Higher-fat Nut-Free Weight Watchers Points Zucchini and Summer Squash
q The New Yorker's controversal article on "How Did Polyamory Become So Popular?" By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Mon, 01 Jan 2024 19:31:00 +0000 Full Article #cnm #openrelationship #OpenMarriage #Polyamory #PolyintheMedia #PolyNormalization open marriage
q Warmth of queer polyfamily. A trashing in The Atlantic. Monogamy? In this economy? And much more. The wave of poly in the news rolls on. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Tue, 13 Feb 2024 16:44:00 +0000 Full Article #AlexAlberto #CoupleToThrouple #Poly101 #Polyamory #PolyamoryFinances #PolyamoryintheNews #polyfamilies #PolyfamilyFinances #PolyintheMedia Poly 101 TV
q This week: in the Washington Post, "Is Polyamory the Future?" NPR, the NYT... Happy metamour frubbliness, how-tos, criticism. The wave continues. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Mon, 19 Feb 2024 21:04:00 +0000 Full Article #CoupleToThrouple #IsPolyamorytheFuture? #metamours legal metamours Poly 101 solo poly TV
q A 20-person polycule have their say, at length, in the NY Times Magazine. For queer peeps "Is Monogamy Cool again?" And more. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Fri, 19 Apr 2024 20:33:00 +0000 Full Article #PolyamoryNews #PolyAndQueer #polycule #polycules #PolyintheMedia #polylessons #QueerPolyamory New York The Best
q Berkeley poly-rights law nears passage. "Challengers" movie: poly or not, it's a thing. Book publishers hope polyamory is "the new bonkbuster." A ruling class fad? OPEN fires back. And more. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Thu, 09 May 2024 21:50:00 +0000 Full Article #ChallengersMovie #OPEN #polyactivism #PolyamoryActivism #PolyamoryintheNews #polyfamilies movies research
q And another city! Berkeley just banned discrimination for "family or relationship structure" By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Wed, 22 May 2024 10:16:00 +0000 Full Article #Polyamory #PolyamoryActivism #PolyamoryintheNews #PolyamoryLegislation #PolyamoryRights #PolyLegal #PolyRecognition #PolyRights activism legal legal; #PolyBerkeley SF Bay Area
q Finally, a genuinely poly movie coming (queer too). The last word on the "Challengers" movie. Six new fiction books for summer reading. The AARP gets it. And, many upcoming events. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Sun, 02 Jun 2024 21:24:00 +0000 Full Article #activism #Challengers #enm #NationalAnthemMovie #polyactivism #Polyamory #PolyamoryMovies books
q Queer & poly animals rewrite "natural law." Research on why ENM succeeds. What an AI thinks we look like. Poly & psychedelics, new compersion book, more. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Sat, 22 Jun 2024 18:25:00 +0000 Full Article #compersion #PolyamorySongs #polyandAI #PolyAndPsychedelics #QueerAnimals #SuccessfulPoly books music
q Green flags to watch for in poly dating. The great poly/queer overlap. Co-living. And, a total heartwarmer. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Wed, 03 Jul 2024 13:00:00 +0000 Full Article #PolyamoryintheNews #PolyamoryNews #PolyGreenFlags #PolyintheMedia #PolyMono #QueerAnimals #QueerPolyamory
q Polyamory's maturing position in American life. "Why Gen Z are Ditching Monogamy" while others are hot for celibacy. Advice columns, doctor training, and other poly in the news. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Fri, 19 Jul 2024 17:39:00 +0000 Full Article #NormalizingPolyamory #Polyamory #PolyamoryActivism #PolyamoryintheNews #PolyamoryNews #PolyintheMedia #PolyRomanceBooks advice columns
q "How Polyamory Became the New Normal" (it says). "Monogamy? In This Economy?" goes on tour. Smart symbiosexual unicorns. Best poly games. Baaad cops. And more. By polyinthemedia.blogspot.com Published On :: Sat, 31 Aug 2024 17:08:00 +0000 Full Article "#Polyamory #PolyamoryBooks #PolyamoryFinances #PolyamoryNews #polyfamilies #PolyintheMedia #PolyNormalization #symbiosexual books Canada unicorns
q CodeSOD: Querieous Strings By thedailywtf.com Published On :: Wed, 23 Oct 2024 06:30:00 GMT When processing HTTP requests, you frequently need to check the parameters which were sent along with that request. Those parameters are generally passed as stringly-typed key/value pairs. None of this is news to anyone. What is news, however, is how Brodey's co-worker indexed the key/value pairs. For i As Integer = 0 To (Request.Params().Count - 1) If (parameters.GetKey(i).ToString() <> "Lang") Then If (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("ID")) OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("new")) OrElse _ (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("open")) OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("FID")) _ OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("enabled")) OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("my")) OrElse _ (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("msgType")) OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("Type")) _ OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("EID")) OrElse (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("Title")) OrElse _ (parameters.GetKey(i).Equals("ERROR")) Then URLParams &= "&" & parameters.GetKey(i).ToString() URLParams &= "=" & parameters(i).ToString() End If End If Next The goal of this code is to take a certain set of keys and construct a URLParams string which represents those key/values as an HTTP query string. The first thing to get out of the way: .NET has a QueryString type that handles the construction of the query string for you (including escaping), so that you don't need to do any string concatenation. But the real WTF is everything surrounding that. We opt to iterate across every key- not just the ones we care about- and use the GetKey(i) function to check each individual key in an extensive chain of OrElse statements. The obvious and simpler approach would have been to iterate across an array of the keys I care about- ID, new, FID, enabled, my, msgType, Type, EID, Title, ERROR- and simply check if they were in the Request. I suppose the only silver lining here is that they thought to use the OrElse operator- which is a short-circuiting "or" operation, like you'd expect in just about any other language, instead of Or, which doesn't short circuit (pulling double duty as both a bitwise Or and a logical Or, because Visual Basic wants to contribute some WTFs). [Advertisement] Plan Your .NET 9 Migration with ConfidenceYour journey to .NET 9 is more than just one decision.Avoid migration migraines with the advice in this free guide. Download Free Guide Now! Full Article CodeSOD
q CodeSOD: Uniquely Validated By thedailywtf.com Published On :: Wed, 06 Nov 2024 06:30:00 GMT There's the potential for endless installments of "programmers not understanding how UUIDs work." Frankly, I think the fact that we represent them as human readable strings is part of the problem; sure, it's readable, but conceals the fact that it's just a large integer. Which brings us to this snippet, from Capybara James. if (!StringUtils.hasLength(uuid) || uuid.length() != 36) { throw new RequestParameterNotFoundException(ErrorCodeCostants.UUID_MANDATORY_OR_FORMAT); } StringUtils.hasLength comes from the Spring library, and it's a simple "is not null or empty" check. So- we're testing to see if a string is null or empty, or isn't exactly 36 characters long. That tells us the input is bad, so we throw a RequestParameterNotFoundException, along with an error code. So, as already pointed out, a UUID is just a large integer that we render as a 36 character string, and there are better ways to validate a UUID. But this also will accept any 36 character string- as long as you've got 36 characters, we'll call it a UUID. "This is valid, really valid, dumbass" is now a valid UUID. With that in mind, I also like the bonus of it not distinguishing between whether or not the input was missing or invalid, because that'll make it real easy for users to understand why their input is getting rejected. [Advertisement] ProGet’s got you covered with security and access controls on your NuGet feeds. Learn more. Full Article CodeSOD
q New KEF Q Series speakers By peopleofdesign.ru Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 19:38:46 +0000 New Q Series speakers launched by KEF... The post New KEF Q Series speakers first appeared on peopleofdesign. Full Article news product design audio design gadget interior kef sound speakers
q All your questions about Marburg virus answered By www.newscientist.com Published On :: Wed, 23 Oct 2024 12:00:34 +0100 Everything you need to know about Rwanda's outbreak of Marburg virus, which has been described as one of the deadliest human pathogens Full Article
q Quantum 'Schrödinger's cat' survives for a stunning 23 minutes By www.newscientist.com Published On :: Mon, 28 Oct 2024 19:32:34 +0000 A typically fragile quantum superposition has been made to last exceptionally long, and could eventually be used as a probe for discovering new physics Full Article
q Quantum batteries could give off more energy than they store By www.newscientist.com Published On :: Tue, 29 Oct 2024 19:15:33 +0000 Simulations suggest that when a quantum battery shares a quantum state with the device it is powering, the device can gain more charge than was stored in the battery to begin with Full Article
q Knots made in a weird quantum fluid can last forever By www.newscientist.com Published On :: Wed, 06 Nov 2024 20:15:51 +0000 Shapes created by vortices in water often fall apart, but an odd quantum fluid made from ultracold atoms could support vortex knots that never lose their knottiness Full Article
q Quantum Rubik's cube has infinite patterns but is still solvable By www.newscientist.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 15:30:22 +0000 Allowing for moves that create quantum superpositions makes a quantum version of a Rubik’s cube incredibly complex, but not impossible to solve Full Article
q Jets of liquid bounce off hot surfaces without ever touching them By www.newscientist.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 18:51:32 +0000 Droplets of fluid have been known to hover above a hot surface, but a new experiment suggests the same can happen to tiny jets of liquid too Full Article
q "Roommate thinks my cat is 'our' cat": Fed Up Cat Owner Tries to Find Peaceful Ways to Navigate A Frustrating Feline Conflict By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0800 Those of us who have at some point in our lives lived with roommates know that having roommates can be a total disaster. Speaking from my own experience, moving to a big city and needing to find an apartment ASAP causes you to compromise on some things, but roommates shouldn't be one of them. Unfortunately, that's often the way the cookie crumbles. From messy roommates to roommates who use the kitchen to cook the weirdest and most unappealing foods, to roommates who never take their clothes out of the dryer, there often is much to be desired. For the original poster of the thread we are featuring today, a frustrating feline situation left them feeling confused and fed up as to how to approach their roommate. The roommate in question completely crossed the line when it came to OP's cat, often referring to the cat as their shared cat, rather than OP's cat. The kicker is that this cat is OP's childhood cat and of course, OP covers all of the cat's expenses. What would you do in a situation like this? We would have to move out at all costs. Full Article hilarious cat dilemma fed up felines cute cats goofball feline goofy silly roommates Cats conflict
q Black Cat Starts Mysteriously Losing Its Color, Other Vexed Void Owners Question When Their Cute Cats Go From Midnight to Moonlight By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0800 We may or may not be a helicopter cat pawrent - meaning that we may or may not go to Google for every pawssible thing that might be wrong with our cats. Their meow sounds a little different than normal? Google. They all of a sudden start sleeping in a random spot we've never seen them sleep in before? Google. They didn't eat the food that they normally love? Google. Most of the things we google end up being purrfectly fine (we are not prone to overreaction, not one bit). But if our black cat started losing its beautiful black color, now that would be a thing to google!There are a few pawssible explanations for this: the first is a meowgnificent genetic trait called "vitiligo" - which causes cats to lose pigment in their fur, giving them unique and rare fur patterns. Another option is called a "fever coat", which is a temporary change in a cat's fur pigment due to illness or stress. The last, and final option that we know of, is that this black beauty is just getting old. Either way, you'd be surprised how many vexed void owners chimed in with their black cats that went from midnight to moonlight. Scroll down to see all these fading felines below! Full Article aww midnight black cats adorable color mysterious cute cute cats cat owners void cats Cats animals void moonlight
q Aquaplus Unveils To Heart Remake's Spring 2025 Launch, Project Kizuna RPG By www.animenewsnetwork.com Published On :: Sun, 10 Nov 2024 20:30:15 -0500 To Heart remake slated for Switch, PC with full-3D graphics Full Article Games
q The Quintessential Quintuplets Manga Gets Stage Play With Hinatazaka46 Idols By www.animenewsnetwork.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 05:14:14 -0500 4th generation Hinatazaka46 members to star in March 2025 play Full Article Live-Action
q Ubiquitous Successful Bus: Version 3 By hackaday.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 15:00:30 +0000 USB 2 is the USB we all know and love. But about ten years ago, USB got an upgrade: USB 3.0. And it’s a lot faster. It started off ten …read more Full Article Featured Skills
q Wildfires Of No Consequence By www.waiterrant.net Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 01:40:45 +0000 Billowing menace, acrid scents Old growth, saplings charring together While out of sight, fawns distressed race And the owl’s perch succumbs. Golden hordes breaching firebreaks Rapine alight windswept, rapacious, desiccation stoked Consuming canopies, no quarter given While rooted tributaries blazing course underfoot. Slight deluges, drawn from placid lakes Lofted by fraught metaled battalions Plunge pityingly […] The post Wildfires Of No Consequence appeared first on Waiter Rant. Full Article Uncategorized
q Rant [1102] "So much for Microblogging..." By megatokyo.com Published On :: Sat, 29 Oct 2022 11:42:06 -0700 Well, after 15 years of using this new fangled "Twitter" thing for microblogging, that's enough of that. Back to normal ranting. (For the record, this is not a rant about twitter, it's about me and the internet over the last thirty... years... oh geeze, it's been that long?) When Twitter was just a new thing, i kinda liked the idea of using it for quick micro blogging (since i was such a slacker about writing rants) so i added two new twitter acc...[permalink] Full Article
q Rant [1103] "Retconning a Scene Entry" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:51:32 -0800 Ok, if you look at comic above [1604] you might notice that it has changed from what i posted back in July (you might need to refresh your browser (ctrl-F5 or ctrl-R) to see it). Why? Because i goofed up. [TL;dr: small retcon for this comic: have to transition into earlier in the next scene so Mugi and Yaku can talk *before* Miho wakes up. Now I can insert the three pages in progress of Mugi and Yaku talking about what happened last chapter.] In...[permalink] Full Article
q Rant [1104] "old webcomic artist yells at cloud" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Wed, 30 Nov 2022 10:22:46 -0800 One thing ive found myself doing lately now that im sorta 'well fuck that twitter shit' is i am rambling on a LOT more when i type stuff. This can be viewed as a good or bad thing. Maybe for me it's not a bad thing. It's a bit like working in a 4 panel comic format. You can do a lot with a four panel setup, almost the first entire chapter of MT is all 4 panel. It has its own kinda pacing, setup, delivery, variables, etc. But there are things i can...[permalink] Full Article
q Rant [1106] "Clearing of the Air" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Wed, 27 Sep 2023 05:07:26 -0700 (note: this was actually a twitter thread that i wrote this morning... rather than copy paste and chunk this thing out to the other services... duh, post it as a rant and link it :) I've been hesitant to post anything like this, so i'll keep it vague. Lets face it, the last YEAR has been awful. About a year ago, Sarah started to feel sick and it wasn't long before we knew her cancer was back. It was a hard year, but she beat it and we got thru it....[permalink] Full Article
q Comic [1609] "it's rare, but it happens." By megatokyo.com Published On :: Thu, 19 Oct 2023 04:17:13 -0700 Chapter 13: "Redemption" comic 1609 [read...] [permalink] Full Article
q Comic [1610] "OSE: Conscience Enforcement Authority: The New Kitty Case Worker [special comic]" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Tue, 02 Jan 2024 11:32:00 -0800 One Shot Episode comic 1610 [read...] [permalink] Full Article
q Comic [1611] "understandin' love" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Mon, 12 Feb 2024 16:36:29 -0800 Chapter 13: "Redemption" comic 1611 [read...] [permalink] Full Article
q Comic [1612] "a love life" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Mon, 20 May 2024 04:32:51 -0700 Chapter 13: "Redemption" comic 1612 [read...] [permalink] Full Article
q Comic [1613] "totally not that into you" By megatokyo.com Published On :: Mon, 17 Jun 2024 07:02:06 -0700 Chapter 13: "Redemption" comic 1613 [read...] [permalink] Full Article
q easy basque cheesecake By smittenkitchen.com Published On :: Tue, 11 Jun 2024 12:49:04 +0000 While I do not think that the internet necessarily needs another recipe for burnt Basque cheesecake, it turns out I did. And since you’re stuck with me for as long as you’re here, pull up a chair, because we can’t get enough of this one. Read more » Full Article Cake Gluten-Free Recipe
q Cakes That Are Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Pizza By www.cakewrecks.com Published On :: Tue, 22 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000 October is Pizza Month, minions, so this is a great time to go over a few reminders. Ahem hem hem.Bakers, repeat after me. "Pizza crust is not shiny."Bakers repeating en masse: "Pizza crust is not shiny.""Pizza crust is not held aloft by piles of poop." "Pizza crust is not held aloft by piles of poop.""If people can't tell my cakes are supposed to be pizzas, then I should stop making pizza cakes." "If people can't..."Bakers' Spokesperson, interrupting: "But what if we printed the pizza on the cake?" ::brief silence::"No.""What if we make the cake a slice of pizza?" "NO.""What if we made the cake brownies instead of cake?" "HOW IS THAT BETTER""Ok, ok, fine. We won't make pizza cake.""Excellent! Wait. Why am I suddenly nervous?" "BOOYAH!!!!" ::sigh::"I'm out."Thanks to Anony M., Robyn, Heidi L., Carole D., Anony M., & Bartley I., for giving us a hand. Also are those pickles? Because I would totally eat pickles on pizza. Just me? *****Here's an extra toasty way to celebrate Pizza Month: Double-Sided Pizza Throw BlanketIt's hard to put a price on a blanket that makes you believe you ARE a pizza, but apparently the going rate is about $27. :p*****And from my other blog, Epbot: Full Article
q Tennis Racket Ghost Says "YOU GOT SERVED" By www.cakewrecks.com Published On :: Wed, 23 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000 Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Bakery. I am your host, your ghost host. Hey, ghosts of tennis rackets make awesome servers.Ahem.Our tour begins here, in this grocery, where you see pictures of some of our residents in their corruptible, mortal display cases. Pilgrim ogres... Zitty zombies... ... and beatniks.Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is Frank's nose actually shrinking? Or is it just cold in here, hmm?And consider this dismaying observation: This is a cupcake cake.Patooie!Also it's supposed to be a BAT. ::bloodcurdling scream::I'm sorry, I didn’t mean to frighten you prematurely. After all we have 999 happy bakers here — but there’s room for 1,000. So please... Hairy baaa-aaack.Thanks to Jodee R., Marianne S., Janet R., Lauren M., M. D., Jeannie W., Lauren E., Rae L., & Anony M. for having our backs. Or at least this guy's.*****P.S. Here's something for your own mansion with hot and cold running chills: Haunted Mansion Shower CurtainAww yeeeeah.*****And from my other blog, Epbot: Full Article
q 9 Hilariously Bizarre Halloween Cakes To Make You Go, "Huh?" By www.cakewrecks.com Published On :: Thu, 31 Oct 2024 13:00:00 +0000 Happy Halloween, minions! Let’s go out with a bang, shall we? :DBakeries get a lot of leeway this time of year, since Halloween is supposed to have ugly gross stuff: But there's raspberry jam soaked zombie faces, and then there's... uh... this: Took me a solid minute to figure it out:A banana shooting laser beams.(I am SO GOOD AT THIS, you guys.) Yep, bakers are once again trying to collectively punk the world, churning out ridiculous Halloween designs each more baffling than the last: Aliens? Amoebas?This guy? I actually see this design a lot: The angry toilet paper has sprouted arms, and is pulling itself to freedom. While this roll vows revenge on airbrushes everywhere: "I am not 'pretty,' I AM THE TERRIFYING TP! Here to WIPE you out! Mwuah-ha-haaawhy are you laughing?" Next we have an ice cream swirl wearing a traffic cone about to be impaled by a trident.Because if THAT doesn't say "Happy Halloween"... then don't worry 'cuz the board does: For some reason ghost sperm are always a big seller this time of year: They look kinda confused, though, right?Like they can't tell if they're coming or going.[HEYO.] Also confused? Me, after looking at this thing: They managed to get icing absolutely everywhere except on top of the cupcakes.Now that's scary. And finally, a possessed stove burner: Because haunted appliances are SO hot right now.("It burns. IT BURRRRNS!") Have fun tonight, gang! Remember, this is the one night of the year when it’s OK to have candy for dinner, so take FULL advantage.There's a ghost of a chance Brittany D., Carrie, Ginny V., Karen S., Megan S., Karrie T., Jennifer K., Jennifer R., & Shannon T. will be ordering out tonight. You're welcome, ladies!******P.S. Today's TP ghost cakes led me to the best home accessory ever: THIS, my friends, is a "Talking Toilet Paper Spindle." You record your own message, which it will play back when your guests spin the roll. [rubbing hands together evilly] I can't wait to use this baby at our next Christmas party.*****And from my other blog, Epbot: Full Article