Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur's Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris dresses Pikachu up like a schoolboy with a camera. Josh wants his flight stick, he needs a HOTAS. Kelley wants Final Fantasy VII Rebirth to end like an episode of JoJo. Follow Solstice Warriors on their Myspace music page.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 691: “Hello, What Did Scamper Do Today?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh learns that despite Bethesda's best efforts, Starfield is not Fallout 76. Robert learns the taste of Amiibo blood. Chris is just here to ask, "kink-why?" And Kelley is obsessed with Red XIII on a chocobo.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 692: “Vending Machine Isekai” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley's Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris sets out to get justice for Hana. Kelley complains about vegan technology. Robert tells us all about the vacuum cleaner machine gun. And Ryan wonders why the "silent" princess won't shut up.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 694: “There’s No D in Journey” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 696: “Have You Met Video Game Fans?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 697: “Paper Marliano” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil goes for the water bottle. Sam releases her Thirst-Sona. Matt talks about cantaloupes in panties. Kelley regrets visiting a kitty strip club. All of this and Extra Life to boot! Donate! Now!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 698: “Marry, Thwack, Puff Puff” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wonders if they serve tea at British rock concerts. Kelley gets smashed in the face with a chicken. Josh learns about alliance diaper gnomes. Do not google "diaper gnomes."

The post RPG Cast – Episode 699: “Contained Pizza Mess” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won't pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 700: “Come Here, Barney!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh enjoys the important things, like a hot springs mini-game. Kelley purchased Legos; sacrifices were made. Bethesda tells Chris it's his fault for not enjoying Starfield. Meanwhile, we just can't quit Kiryu.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 701: “Allergic to Good Games” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris believes rabites are full of juice. Kelley's furry tank game bias is exposed. Robert gets to be the Snivey he always was inside. Rock flautist.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 702: “He Plays Flute Like Your Mom Plays SNES” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris jumps in the party hole. Kelley power washes Biff Tannen. And Phil gets the Picross zoomies.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 703: “Touhou Chex Quest” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley got WHAM'd and ran out of a hair salon. Chris can afford boat loads of ramen for his Path of Exile sessions now. Tam gives birth to a baby space ship. Oh, hi Mark.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 704: “She’s Lying, I Did Not Hit the Ornaments” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley's cat decided Christmas was over. Chris is scared to return to Vana'diel and hates Norrath, but is strangely interested in hanging out with river hobbits in Middle Earth. Meanwhile, Phil tries to recruit everyone into his multilevel Monster Hunter scheme.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 705: “Trip the Gold Digger” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt's Dragon Quest slime car draws near. Command? Kelley blows open doors. And Chris announces the end of the noseless era.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 706: “Whiskey Fields of Colorado” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert wants to be Tuxedo Mask, but with food and goggles. Kelley plays Find the Smell every day. Chris longs for freedom from his loot torture.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 707: “Pictomancers Working for Exposure” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley turns into a trashy paranormal romance novel. Chris opens up a Pokémon sweatshop. And Josh only interacts with League of Legends side content.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 708: “My Oculus Ow!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh increases his charisma with Sega BASS fishing. Chris plays something other than Path of Exile. Kelley thinks the world sucks and goes to pet a cat. Cook my toast.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 709: “2004 Jankiness in 2024” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert finds out what Godzilla sushi tastes like. Josh pimps his Segway. Phil has a pictomancer at home. The awards all Chris's fault, because he didn't vote. Also, PoE is to Chris, as CoH is to Phil.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 710: “Xenoblade Chronicles X Doesn’t Love You Back” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris kink-shames Red XIII. Kelley violates the time space continuum with cat cafes. Josh is better at keeping things afloat than Embracer Group. Robert fails at being family friendly.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 711: “I’ve Always Wanted a Gaming Napkin” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam is declared legally dead. Chris's Batman Cookies set him down a bad path in his life. Kelley's alien grandpa tells us what Pokémon look like while she ignores her husband. Now excuse us as we shove chocolate down our shirts.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 712: “M.A.S.H Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, and Kelley Ryan join Pascal and Chris as they go through the best and worst of 2023. See how many categories Baldur's Gate 3 wins and Diablo 4 loses.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 713: “Game Awards 2023” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris sits in a time loop watching Vegeta backhand a guy. Kelley buys solar panels for her Red XIII werewolf. Were you into RPGs before they were cool? Now slide, slide, baby, slide.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 714: “Thirsty for Tactics” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley wonders how you fight a pillow. Chris adopts a sentient Sephiroth noodle. Ryan plays XCOM with a bear. Now everyone, go finish your Turkish Star Wars homework.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 715: “Chocobo Drifting” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is hunting bears, because of course that's what you do. Kelley hangs out with Chadley and the massively annoying individual. Robert is all about that exquisite fraisier cake.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 716: “Canadian Telephone Game” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets cheesecake from rats. Kelley punches worms to get her Tifa back. And Josh funds a re-dub of Yakuza with Mark Hamil. Now excuse us as we go attend tonight's brawl at the local Waffle House.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 717: “I Went to Tokyo Disneyland in Paris” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris confesses to being a French Karen. Kelley is consumed by the Lego mimic freebie. And Robert gets an anime pretzel robot roommate.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 718: “Hamsterbam” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley gets bored and cleans her bathroom. Memories of the Virtual Boy make Josh's eyes hurt. Robert can't stop singing about Albuquerque. Chris, meanwhile, decides to make his own farming sim with coffee shops and old people.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 719: “Good morning, everybody. Hairball!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets ready for his favorite part of FFXIV, the benchmark. Kelley complains about her hotel bed while waiting for a tow truck. Josh is force feeding his army desserts. Meanwhile...wait...Robert...wake up, Robert!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout Bouncers” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris force feeds people desserts to make people like each other. Ryan likes bad games, just like Chris. Kelley has a penchant for losing pendants. Matt throws some garbage in the pot and suddenly it's pizza. Now let's grow old and lose stats together.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 721: “Skyrim Helmet Sleep Mask” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley risks her life trimming her cat's nails. Chris optimizes Eiyuden Chronicle live on stream. Robert plays dental roulette.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 722: “They’re Just a Stack of Rocks” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris has his mind blown with Nep-nep lore. Robert develops his random Neptunia game launcher. And Kelley rolls off a balcony. RIP.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 723: “I Neptuned Out” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley eats radioactive sushi. Chris tries to learn what a "zound" is. Josh goes to the Millennium tower one last time and rips off his shirt. Johnathan makes his bi-annual visit to Suiko-shame Chris.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 724: “Can I Sell You a Battle Pass Warranty?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Ryan slip 'n slides his health away. Robert lives on the side of danger and poor choices in video games. Meanwhile, Chris makes his own bathtub Geralt.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 725: “Not Every Idea in the Factory Is a Good One” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris realizes WoW is the new Diablo. Phil bakes a potato into two. Kelley becomes a cat in a frog suit. And we're dressing beds with old t-shirts.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 726: “Princes of the Mew-niverse” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets hit by the valley girl truck-kun and can't leave the hinterlands. Sam makes a Sony Pony Button in order to become the true Unicorn Overlord. Kelley becomes a cat and pantomimes WoW lore while building Lego Minifigures that can punch dinosaurs.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 727: “PlayStation go VRRR” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley makes a Morgen Wonk. Chris loves the smell of Gundam in the morning. Phil plays some Mathfinder while listening to his favorite new band, Creepy Lego Waifus. The cake has arrived.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 728: “Cats With Jiggle Physics” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley becomes a Battletoads Jedi. Chris visits Atelier Risa the pleasure planet. Robert will pay the price of free-to-play. Josh patents our new adult animation series.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 729: “Zelda Goes to IKEA” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tells us about her new clawed abomination: the cat-raptor. Chris tries to figure out who cross Ross is and why he's so angry. Robert is "surprised" to find horse girls show up on the sheet. Josh is definitely here for the icons.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 730: “Never Played a JRPG” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley uses familiars to click her buttons. Josh scribbles in comic sans over your collector's edition with a sharpie. Which is good because Chris can't handle yet another collector's edition. They're all doing better than Ryan, though, who is suffering from Wizardry PTSD.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 731: “Dragon Quest: Start Your Own Taco Adventure” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley starts a Reddit fight. Robert learns about purrkour gaming. Pascal makes plans to be a booth babe. Chris eats the mic like it's meat flavored cereal. Mung beans.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 732: “Excited PoE Noises” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley builds a fan mod alternate LEGO Sonic build. Josh learns not to read the wiki...any wiki. Matt digs through Infinity's trash to find out when the money ran out. Chris is watching the anime...but it's not good either.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 733: “You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Fish Here” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh gives us a time to head pat update. Kelley has "unfriendly" written on her vet notes. Robert has spent 10,000 years in the friend zone. Chris designs a pirate city building game with cat girls and heavy metal music, that everyone can love.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 734: “You Have Died of Festive Dysentery” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris proclaims that WoW isn't a battery drainer, it's the Warlord of Draenor. Kelley has a soda-fresh Steamdeck. Josh discovers the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: politics. Robert wraps himself in a towel and puts himself in the oven.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 735: “Dodge Dragonero” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris warns about goblins and bugbears living together. Josh learns he's the most likely to be loaded into the soul cannon first. Kelley only watches the bottom half of Looney Tunes. And Robert has 99 problems but an EVA waifu ain't one.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 736: “Meowsable Pile of Secrets” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris requires pirate games to be on the ocean. Kelley's over capybaras. Josh is betrayed by his potato peeler's safety guard. Also, everybody hates Wakka.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 737: “India’s Best Divorce Lawyer” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris goes and touches grass in WoW. Matt brings about the apocalypse through dating. Phil is striking from Persona 5. Now let me tell you all the uses for earwax...

The post RPG Cast – Episode 738: “Golf Innit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris's lamp wasn't lamping. Kelley complains about alchemy themed high heels. Phil just shoots arrows.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 739: “It’s a Cat Union” appeared first on RPGamer.