Chris's 3DS battery is swol. Johnathan educates us on the retro market. Kelley poopsocks like a three-legged kitten. While Josh waxes poetic about his Madden otome dating sim.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 640: “Does Your Task Bar Need Fiber?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris takes his horse in for an oil change. Kelley droplifts bootleg amiibos at Target. Josh fantasizes about Nopon Tom Cruise.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 641: “It’s a Vestigial Wheel” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is not an automated phone system. Josh has been delayed until 2023. And Kelley gets cases for her Star Wars cases.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 642: “We Are Not Bringing Up Your Cat Fountain” appeared first on RPGamer.

Congested Kelley goes HONK! Chris runs over old people in GTA while distracting Anna Marie with Octopath. RPGamer tip of the week: If your game has more than 12 currencies, it's main stream.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 643: “Kinky Chemical Engineer” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley watches the American Sailor Moon pilot acid trip fever dream. Tam is going off to get 800 glamour shots. Chris gets carded while trying to buy a Mara.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 644: “Is That a Demon Machine Making a Pizza?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley hoards all the PS5s. Chris needs a build for the I'm Bad playstyle. And Josh gets treatment for his cat's demon tapeworm.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 645: “Rob Zombie’s Drag-Gula Lost” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley carries her Vita with her, but then realizes she can't play the games in public. Josh practices his dramatic Yakuza shirt ripping skills. And Chris uses an AI to generate a new Soul Hackers map.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 646: “You Have to Butter Your Sphinx” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is creeped out by grown men in diapers. Josh can't name a kaiju that isn't Godzilla or Mothra. And Chris gets an Elden Pacifier since he's never happy.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 647: “Stellar Eve for When You Don’t Feel Fresh” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris bangs his crotch on a keyboard. Kelley plays Alice Simulator on her not-laptop for portable gaming. And Robert makes the hard decision of filet mignon or 3 day old McDonalds.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 648: “Flawless Were-Cat Loaf” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is a complicated person when it comes to PC gaming. Josh is a quiet English man, slightly constipated. And Chris takes a Steam Deck to the face.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 649: “Away With You, Stadia!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wonders if Pokémon is the future where the vegans win? Kelley just notices Josh's discord avatar is Joshua. Josh asks, "What is a mana game, but a miserable pile of menus?"

The post RPG Cast – Episode 650: “The Yodagrinch” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley annoys her cat by looking at her feet. Chris scratches his nose with elbow spikes. Josh wonders how fast his computer can emulate Saturn. And Phil needs surgery because of Monster Hunter.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 651: “I’m Sub-Entitled” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh is bringing Rabbids back. Also, RIP Kelley as her kitty goes on a rampage. Chris is a human in real life, but still has MMO sickness.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 652: “Because Dragons” appeared first on RPGamer.

Tragedy strikes Kelley on the Beetle core. Phil doesn't expect the balloon inquisition. Chris brings his standard issue cat. And you all get to just sit there and wonder when the next Persona will come out.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 653: “What Really Sank Sega?” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's Extra Life Weekend baby! Phil puts Chris in a closet while Anna states that it's not because she's Canadian, it's because she's a cheap bitch. Meanwhile, the treasure chest looks back at Kelley with an expression that says "...Bruh."

The post RPGCast – Episode 654: “You Canadian” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil Willis is back and while he's not Chris, he plays him on the podcast. Anna Marie is wondering why her cat, Scamper, is losing his mind. Kelley is compensating for suck, and we're all anxiously awaiting the launch of Pokémon this week.

The post RPGCast – Episode 655 : “You Kick Puppies!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil is not a Privitere, and is NOT playing Pokemon. Anna's little community manager heart flutters, while Kelley learns that it IS a Chain Chomp.

The post RPGCast – Episode 656 : “He Fought a Bridge!” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's one final week of JCServant "Phil-ing" in! Chris plays Podcast: Painkiller Enhanced Edition, and probably needs a nap. Anna Marie picnics with some ham sandwiches, while her Pokémon are gettin' busy.

The post RPGCast – Episode 657 : “Well-Seasoned Blobber” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is on the dice web. Kelley's cat will break her foot with a metal d20. Johnathan fights his "bad me" supervillain self.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 658: “Space Marines Were in the Bible” appeared first on RPGamer.

In this week's show, we discover Drakthyr are OP, but Chris is not. Anna Marie is on the fun patrol, and she's handing out citations. And Kelley is hungry for ham sandwiches thanks to Pokémon.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 659: “Don’t Give Adol a Ship” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris has some brown dust problems. Tam's kids steal all the wires, now he can't play with busty reaper mommy. Meanwhile, Kelley monitors an uncomfortable Wil Wheaton.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 660: “Sippy Cup” appeared first on RPGamer.

Tam plays the waifu games for the "plot." Chris teaches his cats to play DDR. Kelley blames everyone else for her Vampire Survivors addiction.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 661: “I Got Addicted to the Pentagram” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris has a picnic with Emet-Selch. Kelley gets kicked out of the guild by her husband. Vahn drowns in gacha games. And everyone is honking. What is going on?

The post RPG Cast – Episode 662: “That’s Just a Skill Issue” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is a nub on the internet. Kelley enslaves dogs to find silver ore. Ryan goes 8-bit.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 663: “Min-Maxing Anna Marie” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets trolled by the bear cave. Jason sets optics to stun. Josh is hiding in a rest stop bathroom. Kelley stretches harder than she did for The Witch and the Hundred Knight. Also, find out how to increase your poop by 10 and express your opinions about Dragon Quest Soundtracks.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 664: “We Need to Talk About Gambit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gives everyone horse poop. Jason extolls the virtues of Alien Ant Farm. And Alex keeps things concise, as instructed.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 665: “Chat GPT Refused to Write This Title” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris hugs a bear. Kelley's kitten almost Leeroy Jenkins into a toilet. Matt knocks everyone out in Octopath. And Jason goes round right round with his turntable.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 666: “A Beast of a Show” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is the master of the hunting horn. Chris is too old to play Solid Snake. Robert only steals from old people. And Ryan stuffs all the kids into the cannon.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 667: “Nintendo Has an Animal Crossing Jail?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris performs a ritual that needs more hands. Kelley has to clean just one more car. Ryan likes to think he can't be replaced by Bing yet. And Jason just keeps yelling, "Barrel!"

The post RPG Cast – Episode 668: “Nacho Chakotay” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris walks in on Anna playing Tactics Ogre. Alex is head of the elemental winds. And Kelley's cat stole a banana.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 669: “The 1 of 1 Ring to Rule Them All” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris designs a new controller. Kelley kills Sonic. Jason replaces his records with cassette tapes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 670: “Press F for E3” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris comes at you live from a muscle relaxer. Kelley eats the clay cake topper. Johnathon goes to the past, becomes toothless, and loses his kingdom to his nephew. Jason teaches us how to put wallpaper on the Switch.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 671: “40+ Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley wants a Hello Kitty Skyrim mod. Chris visits Harrison Ford's favorite club on the citadel. Jason wants to fight along side the dude with a bucket on his head. RIP Palm OS.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 672: “Collecting Kids to Fill the Old Murder House” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is a bojo cause he forgot the boards don't work on water unless you've got POWER. Kelley is entertained by legally distinct Michael Jackson. And Robert can't stop talking about the HD Spit Shine.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 673: “My Kitten Blew a Tire” appeared first on RPGamer.

Jason and Robert have a weeb-off. Kelley dies for two days and wakes up in her own sweat. Chris goes to a store that's half comics, half anime, and half body pillows. Bullseye!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 674: “Stop Sending Dragons, I Have Things to Do” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex gets nine discs of Xenoblade soundtracks. Jason rewinds to heal. Phil tells us that Donatello is best turtle. And Chris shouts to make his problems go away.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 675: “Labyrinth of That Thing” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam brings the sexy back to RPG Cast. Chris goes down the rabbit hole of Skyrim Mods. Kelley's cannon stuffs kids into itself. And Josh collects a series of progressively larger vegetables.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 676: “Sending All Our Love to the Korok Down the Well” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley "accidentally" barbecues her horse. Josh slaps "Trails" onto Horizon: Forbidden West to get Americans to play it. Jason has to go get a tako taco.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 677: “My Parents Thought Final Fantasy Tactics Was a Strategy Guide” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris learns that Star Wars has all the nudie mods and bans it from his mod manager. Kelley is an apologist for Big the Cat. Jason draws stick sticks with his feet.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 678: “Dagon Qest Incasition” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil wonders if you can pet the gator. Jason says that the wiener dog in a wheelchair is best companion. Kelley wishes there was CTRL+F in real life. Ryan wants a Trails of Cold Steel Wrestling Game.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 679: “Some People Call Me Toe Fungus” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn't have enough turn based RPGs in his life. Also, happy 100th birthday to Paw's grandfather!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 680: “Warning: Spicy Sausage” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris suffers from "The Curse of the Steam Deck." Kelley can't pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy '60s demon world.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 681: “Ganon Is Afraid of Homemade Apple Pie” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 -- pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn't want to play it. And Josh claims that, "God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I'm going to use it!"

The post RPG Cast – Episode 682: “Hodor With a Full Vocabulary” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris can't drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan's tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley's dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of...no...he can't do it. No GEX allowed.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 684: “Remember What I Said at the Fazoli’s Drive Thru?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?

The post RPG Cast – Episode 685: “You Erased My Save, Now You Have to Beat It” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo 4 with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 686: “Head Harem” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley doesn't want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, "Go away, I'm brooding."

The post RPG Cast – Episode 687: “Can I Interest You in 50 Slices of Kemco RPGs?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 688: “Baldur-Curious” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What's his name again? Oh right, Wyl.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 689: “Enthusiasm Crushed” appeared first on RPGamer.