form 5 Ways The Cloud Can Transform Your Small Business By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Mon, 10 Aug 2015 09:00:00 -0400 Cloud-based services such as Spotify and OneDrive have irrevocably changed the way we consume, store and share content in our personal lives. Similarly, many large organizations have become well accustomed to the cloud, having years ago turned to hosted storage and remote disaster recovery to boost productivity, reduce costs and preserve business continuity. complete article Full Article
form IoT for Small Business: Effects, Opportunities & Platforms By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Sun, 25 Sep 2016 11:22:50 -0400 Business Insiders premium research service, expects that there will be more than 24 billion connected devices on Earth by 2020 — approximately four devices for every human being on the planet. And as the IoT expands, it will have a particularly profound effect on businesses, especially small businesses. Several IoT business opportunities will be created in the coming years as we head into an increasingly connected world. complete article Full Article
form Tax Reform Provides Boost To Small Business Retirement Plans By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Fri, 6 Apr 2018 09:38:02 -0400 The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (TCJA) was signed into law by President Trump near the end of 2017 and it mostly took effect in 2018. While the TCJA impacts almost every single individual taxpayer to some degree, the changes also significantly impact corporations and small businesses. In some areas, the impact was purposeful and directed. However, in other ways, the TCJA will have both positive and negative secondary effects. One area that could see a secondary or unintended boost due to a new tax deduction (IRC § 199A) for pass through businesses is retirement plans with small business employers. complete article Full Article
form Identifying What to Watch: 14 Key Performance Indicators That Matter By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Fri, 4 May 2018 09:01:26 -0400 As a CEO, it is your responsibility to pay attention to every detail of the business. From employee satisfaction to growth indicators, you need to be on top of how your company is performing at every turn. While there is an extensive range of KPIs available to you, knowing where to focus your attention when it comes to evaluating your business can make you more effective and make the best use of your time. complete article Full Article
form Amazon Report Cites More Than 1 Million Small Business Sellers On Platform By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Mon, 6 Aug 2018 09:09:42 -0400 Amazon is often blamed for the demise of the Mom and Pop store and other local and cultural icons of Main Street USA. There may be some truth to this, but it is also just as important to say that the company has helped many small and midsize businesses to grow and thrive. complete article Full Article
form A Harvard Study Found That 27 Top-Performing CEOs Use These 6 Strategies to Manage Their Time By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Fri, 16 Aug 2019 13:17:40 -0400 Time is said to be spent or invested. But without time management, it can also be squandered. Is your to-do list constantly growing? Do you feel like there are not enough hours in the day to meet your family, work and social obligations? For a business leader, time management is especially problematic given their magnitude of responsibilities and limited hours in the day. Lost time is not only never found again, but not managing it strategically harms the executive's well-being, effectiveness and organizational performance. My team and I had the opportunity to lead coaching sessions for executives of public and private companies worth billions. And one thing is clear-- how you manage your time leads to success or failure. complete article Full Article
form This Design Platform Is Great for Small Businesses By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Wed, 6 Nov 2019 19:08:40 -0400 Graphic design is an essential aspect of any marketing campaign or emerging business. You can't brand a business without design tools. When you are starting a business, contracting designers for a website, marketing materials, flyers, a logo, and countless other business expenses can add up fast. At some point, you have to be willing to take on some of the creative challenges yourself. complete article Full Article
form A business owner who spent nearly $46 million on Facebook advertising says he has been booted from the platform without explanation By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Tue, 9 Feb 2021 08:57:32 -0500 A business owner who spent nearly $46 million over the years on Facebook ads said he got booted from the platform without warning. Jordan Nabigon, the CEO of the Ottawa, Ontario, content-curation site Shared, said Facebook deleted his companys main Facebook page without warning in October, and without providing an explanation. He shared a Medium post detailing his experience, which has received more than 400 claps from readers. Nabigon spent $45,870,181 on Facebook advertising between 2006 and 2020 for Shared and his other company Freebies, according to expense reports reviewed by Business Insider. Shared employees three people full-time and 12 contract writers, Nabigon said. Facebook increased its use of artificial intelligence to oversee advertising and other content during the COVID-19 pandemic, and Nabigon is among hundreds of business owners who said they suffered from Facebook's crackdown on ad policies. Full Article
form How Covid-19 Is Transforming the Business World, According to Scott Galloway By www.small-business-software.net Published On :: Wed, 24 Feb 2021 09:22:20 -0500 The pandemic is accelerating existing trends. Covid-19 has initiated some trends and altered the direction of others, but its most enduring impact will be as an accelerant. Take any trend--social, business, or personal--and fast-forward 10 years. Even if your company isn't living in the year 2030 yet, the pandemic has spurred changes in consumer behavior and markets. This is clear in the rapid increase in online shopping, in the shift toward remote delivery of health care, and in the spectacular increase in valuation among the biggest tech firms. The more disruptive the crisis, the greater the opportunities--and the risks. Full Article
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form The Cloud High Performance Computing Market Set for Rapid Growth as Demand Surges, as per Maximize Market Research. By www.emailwire.com Published On :: Fri, 01 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0700 (EMAILWIRE.COM, November 01, 2024 ) The global Cloud High Performance Computing (HPC) market is poised for significant expansion, driven by growing demands in industries such as healthcare, finance, and automotive. Cloud HPC enables businesses to perform complex computations and simulations faster... Full Article
form AI in Fashion Market Grows as Industry Embraces Digital Transformation, as per Maximize Market Research By www.emailwire.com Published On :: Tue, 05 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0800 (EMAILWIRE.COM, November 05, 2024 ) The Global AI in Fashion Market is expanding rapidly, with brands leveraging AI to enhance design, personalization, and inventory management. From predictive analytics to virtual try-ons, AI is revolutionizing consumer engagement and operational efficiency. Fashion... Full Article
form Military Platforms Market Size, Share, Trends and Growth Analysis 2030 By www.emailwire.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0800 (EMAILWIRE.COM, November 08, 2024 ) The Military Platforms Market will grow tremendously from 2020 through 2030, based on the increase in defense spending, escalations in geopolitical tensions, and needs for advanced border security and early warning systems The military platforms market is projected... Full Article
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form Revival Now Pt9: A New Revival And Reform Movement By www.preachtheword.com Published On :: Tue, 15 Nov 2022 10:10:02 GMT In this concluding message of 'Revival Now' we see the need for 'A New Revival And Reform Movement', as David considers the difference between revival and reformation. From Matthew 9, he shares how revival is like the new wine God pours out from heaven, but the wineskins need to be fit for purpose to preserve and distribute the wine, otherwise the wine is spilled and wasted and the wineskins are ruined. God is wanting to reform the church again so that she is fit for purpose for the 'new thing' He wants to do among us. God is calling the church back to original New Testament Christianity, so therefore we must remove all obstacles in the way of this move of God. Perhaps that's part of what this current shaking in the church is all about? This message is available at https://www.preachtheword.com now in MP3 audio format... Full Article Religion & Spirituality
form Transformación Gastronómica: Antiguo Convento de Las Terreras en Ciudad Real Recibe 1,5 Millones en Inversión By herencia.net Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 01:51:18 +0000 El emblemático convento de la Inmaculada Concepción de Ciudad Real, conocido como el convento de las Terreras, se prepara para una transformación significativa que lo convertirá en un centro de interpretación dedicado a la gastronomía manchega. Esta ambiciosa iniciativa, que busca revitalizar el patrimonio cultural de la ciudad, cuenta con una inversión de 1,5 millones […] Artículo publicado en : Transformación Gastronómica: Antiguo Convento de Las Terreras en Ciudad Real Recibe 1,5 Millones en Inversión Full Article Nuestra Región actualidad antiguo Ciudad convento gastronómica inversión las millones Real recibe Terreras Transformación
form Réforme de la "carte famille nombreuse" By poypoye.over-blog.com Published On :: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:11:00 +0200 Après le bouclier social, la fin des 35h qui permette de gagner moins (puisque non majorées à 25 %), les suppressions de postes de fonctionnaire (mais surtout pas dans les ministères !), la suppression de la pub sur France Télévision, qui ne gênait personne... Full Article
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form Performance Counters in Delphi, sample project and article By www.wehlou.com Published On :: Sat, 8 May 2004 15:19:40 +0200 Implementing performance monitors in your app is very helpful for profiling, debugging and general satisfaction of the more qualified endusers. It's also a non-trivial excercise, to put it mildly. Microsoft have done their part in making it obscure and hard to use, so naturally, we can't leave it alone, can we? This particular implementation only implements raw and delta counters, but that covers almost anything you'll ever need. The basis is there for other types of counters, though, such as instance based counters and high-precision. Both precompiled and full project source is available. Full Article
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form Former KTBA DJ Stacy Richardson passes away By blog.tulsatvmemories.com Published On :: Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:40:00 CDT Photo of Stacy with other counterculture radio guys, his articles on TTM, and a link to his obituary at to Rose Hill. Full Article
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form LXer: AmpereOne CPPC CPUFreq Schedutil vs. Performance Governor Benchmarks By www.linuxquestions.org Published On :: Sat, 28 Sep 2024 22:31:11 GMT Published at LXer: Similar to the ACPI CPUFreq and AMD/Intel P-State CPU frequency scaling driver and scaling governor benchmarks and power efficiency comparisons I routinely do on Phoronix, when... Full Article Syndicated Linux News
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form Build PlatformIO on Windows Subsystem for Linux (Ubuntu) By www.robotthoughts.com Published On :: Sun, 19 Apr 2020 05:03:47 +0000 I usually prefer running platformio from command line so I can stream the build process into my backup and recovery processes. With versioning, I can roll back to a know good working build. I am most often building Marlin firmware for my 3D print farm so there is a small example of the build commands […] The post Build PlatformIO on Windows Subsystem for Linux (Ubuntu) first appeared on robotthoughts. Full Article Arduino How To's Linux Technology linux platformio ubuntu windows 10
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form How to Track your Study Time with Google Forms and Sheets By www.labnol.org Published On :: Tue, 09 Jul 2019 10:47:54 +0000 Learn how to use Google Forms as a time tracking app for studies and analyze how much time you spend on each subject. You can also analyze the study pattern with charts inside Google Sheets. The post How to Track your Study Time with Google Forms and Sheets appeared first on Digital Inspiration. Full Article Internet Archives Google Chrome Screen Capture Screencast Twitter
form Malformation of Intellectual Capacity By hucksrealm.blogspot.com Published On :: Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:15:00 +0000 That esteemed pseudo journalist, Bill O'Reilly, again expressed outrage over a judge ruling against the Defense of Marriage Act. O'Reilly, known primarily for a sexual harassment episode and draft avoidance, compared same sex marriage as "like being married to a duck."The question to be asked is simple. Bill, what do you have against ducks? Duck eggs are tasty in baking recipes; the birds eat numerous insects and are good friends to humans. Methinks Bill has a bird fetish he is denying and will avoid as he does discussing the $15 million settlement with Andrea Macklin, the woman he sexually harassed. Obviously, O'Reilly is no fan of Donald Duck nor Daffy. Someone needs to pull Bill aside and besides checking his citizenship, request his sexual orientation. In the meantime, ducks beware. ____________________________________________________________________ Our lovable airhead, Sarah Palin, was a guest on the O'Reilly MisFactor, and Bill actually got upset with her lack of concrete answers. Palin really didn't possess any facsimile of knowledge concerning immigration, border problems, etc.; but was willing to discuss moose breeding habits along the Alaska-Canadian border. Sarah has considerable background of shopping with Republican party funds and could have filled Bulbous Bill in on many helpful points. Alas, she seemed intellectually departed and needs a recharge in her home probably built free by Bridge To NoWhere contractors. Sometimes, honor, credibility and knowledge are hard to obtain. ____________________________________________________________________ Our esteemed Arizona Guv, Jan Brewer, has made some wonderful statements befitting only the classier fear mongers. Arizona Senator Russell Pearce and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio have run fast and easy with the Arizona National Socialist Party (Nazi) attending rallies and extolling virtues. The Guv was confronted with this during a press conference and stated her father had died battling the Nazis.Reality check: her father died in 1955; not during World War II, but its the thought that counts. Right, Jan.Also, digging very deep to defend SB1070, the notorious immigration enforcement law, the Guv stated: a) most coming over the border were lugging drugs (mules); and later, border crossers were beheading many victims. Both were adamantly denied by the Border Patrol and even John McCain, back from a soma holiday, denied the mule fantasy. Fact is, and don't tell the Guv this, crime along the border is down considerably and JanBrew has to make up stories to justify the new Arizona law. Sighhhhhh, it becomes addictive...lets call it the Palin Syndrome....out of state Republican candidates are flocking to Brewer for endorsements, but she has to figure out where they are from first. Bring maps, candidates, and beware of the trip down to Fantasy Island...da plane, da plane, boss, da plane. ____________________________________________________________________ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress which exceeds all expectations. One cannot imagine all the perks Congress possesses and would be shocked to the extent luxury replaces accountability. Personally, the idea of barracks housing for single members and government housing for married couples has an appeal. Yearly classes should be offered in ethics, the Road Kill book, interpersonal relationships, and psychological testing to detect the mentally challenged. Space, the final frontier, should not be allowed in Congress; only massive perks and pocket lining. Ask J.D. Hayworth; he knows and appreciates Abramoff as does Senator John Kyl.____________________________________________________________News sources the media should squelch:1. Britney Spears...still alive, dating her bodyguard, and wanting all the money2. The Kardashians....wow, American culture has really advanced to the point where sex videos on the net makes one rich.3. Speaking of which, Danielle Staub, the New Jersey Reality Housewife witch, has promised us her sex video will be even better. Introduce her to Bill O'Reilly's duck, pleaseeeeeeeeeee.4. Lindsay Lohan......please, stop it. Cannot compute, Cannot Compute. Just let her go to jail, serve the time, come out, screw up, go back, come out, screw up, go back, come out, screw up. Repetitious, isn't it? Just like Lindsay's life....being accountable isn't a movie, but reality.5. Snookie, the New Jersey shore item. Who, where, how, when, did she become an American icon. No more comment.6. Mel Gibson....used to like him and his movies, but where has his head moved into? Mel, go to Alice Springs, absorb the Australian sun, relax, and rebuild your career. Don't take Snookie with you; she doesn't where Australia is.7. Glenn Beck...this guy was a Phoenix disk jockey who got up tight around ratings time. In fact, he called the wife of a dj competitor on the air and chastised her for having a miscarriage. Hey, he needs serious psychiatric intervention and preferably a hot lead enema to straighten him out.Enough....ranted and raved...got it out of my system...still haven't got over the Nixon deal, but that's another blog subject.Over and Out....oh, support Dave Rabbit....Google that name. Full Article Bill O'Reilly Britney Spears Congress Glenn Beck Jan Brewer Kardashians Lindsey Lohan Sarah Palin Snookie