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Singer's parody song about pandemic advisor 'Docta Fauci' set to tune of Lady Gaga's hit Paparazzi

Missy Modell, 33, changed the lyrics to Gaga's 2008 song. The New Yorkers sings about quarantine, painting Dr. Fauci's TV appearances as a bright spot.




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Real Madrid 4-2 Granada: Eden Hazard scores his first Madrid goal in big win for Zinedine Zidane

'We need to see Eden like this, playing well, and scoring goals,' said Zidane. 'He wanted that, he was happy in the dressing room after the game and we hope this is the first of many.'




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Look who's back! Real Madrid handed injury boost as Courtois and Hazard are back in training

Zinedine Zidane has been handed a double boost ahead of the return to LaLiga action as Eden Hazard and Thibaut Courtois returned to full training on Wednesday afternoon.




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Zinedine Zidane insists Gareth Bale has 'never talked about leaving'

Real Madrid head coach Zinedine Zidane insists there have been no discussions about Gareth Bale leaving in January. He is currently visiting his agent in London.




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Zinedine Zidane confirms Gareth Bale is back in Real Madrid training and 'working hard' to return

Zinedine Zidane has confirmed Gareth Bale is back in training with the Real Madrid senior side and working 'hard' ahead of his return from yet another injury.




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Real Madrid's Dani Carvajal defends injured duo Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez

Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez are currently both out injured and left the Bernabeu with several minutes to go during their 0-0 draw against Real Betis in La Liga over the weekend.




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Zinedine Zidane backs Gareth Bale to return to form for Real Madrid

Zinedine Zidane has backed Gareth Bale to return to form with Real Madrid and insisted he is not bothered by the Welshman's 'Wales. Golf. Madrid' jibe.




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Real Madrid 2-1 Real Sociedad: Zinedine Zidane's men keep pace with Barcelona at the top of La Liga

PETE JENSON: Gareth Bale was whistled by Real Madrid supporters in his first game back since his Wales flag celebration and Zinedine Zidane admitted the situation was unsustainable.




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Zinedine Zidane urges Real Madrid fans to stop jeering Gareth Bale

Bale had been criticised in Spain after being pictured celebrating Wales' Euro 2020 qualification victory over Hungary in midweek with a flag which read 'Wales. Golf. Madrid. In that order'.




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Zinedine Zidane has got Real Madrid back playing with the swagger their fans demand

PETE JESON IN SPAIN: Real Madrid may have thrown away two points against PSG but Zinedine Zidane was asked how he could explain the remarkable improvement in his team.




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Gareth Bale will not be stopped from playing golf, insists Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane

Zinedine Zidane says he will not stop Wales star Gareth Bale from playing golf in his spare time. Bale admits playing golf is his passion and that his team-mates have nicknamed him 'The Golfer'.




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Eden Hazard and Marcelo will miss Barcelona clash but Zinedine Zidane can't afford to lose Casemiro

PETE JENSON IN SPAIN: Real Madrid's injury crisis might be giving Zinedine Zidane a headache but the one player he is desperate to not be without for Barcelona plays in midfield.




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Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez could be sold as Real Madrid 'have to generate 200m euros'

Marca report that Real Madrid need to generate 200m euros to balance the books and avoid sanctions from UEFA's Financial Fair Play rulings after they spent 350m euros in the summer.




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Real Madrid 'to offer Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez in exchange for Paul Pogba'

Real Madrid have long been interested in signing Manchester United's Paul Pogba. It is reported that Los Blancos could offer both Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez in any deal.




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Zidane rues offside decision that ruled out Gareth Bale's goal

PETE JENSON AT THE NOU CAMP: Zinedine Zidane rued the hairline offside decision that cost Real Madrid victory against Barcelona. Gareth Bale had the ball in the net in the second half.




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Ryan Giggs insists Gareth Bale is unfazed by criticism at Real Madrid

Bale's commitment to Madrid was criticised in the Spanish press after posing with a 'Wales, golf, Madrid, in that order' banner after helping his country reach Euro 2020.




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Zinedine Zidane leaves Gareth Bale out of Real Madrid squad for Sevilla 'despite training all week'

Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has left winger Gareth Bale out of the 19-man squad that will face Sevilla in La Liga on Saturday, despite the Welshman training all week injury free.




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Zinedine Zidane insists Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez were not dropped

The duo were left out of the squad to face Sevilla last weekend with some reports claiming Bale had been dropped, despite the winger having trained as normal all week.




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Unionistas 1-3 Real Madrid: Zinedine Zidane's men limp past minnows in Copa del Rey

Brahim Diaz - the former Manchester City forward who refuses to go out on loan - sent Real Madrid into the last-16 of the Spanish Cup with a brace after they suffered a scare.




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'We want to win it': Zinedine Zidane insists Real Madrid are serious on securing domestic double

Zinedine Zidane has spoken of his hopes of winning the Copa del Rey after Real Madrid eased into the last 16 with a 3-1 victory at Unionistas de Salamanca.




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Gareth Bale has picked up ANOTHER injury, says Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane

Gareth Bale impressed on his return to Real Madrid's starting XI as they beat Unionistas de Salamanca 3-1 in the Copa del Rey but was forced off with an ankle injury in the 53rd minute of the game.




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Greed of the elite is like a boa constrictor that squeezes the life out of England's small clubs

OLIVER HOLT: Andy Holt, the owner of Accrington Stanley has accused big clubs of being like a boa constrictor, squeezing the life out of the teams in the lower leagues of English football.




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Gareth Bale returns to Real Madrid squad as Zinedine Zidane denies rift with the Welshman

Gareth Bale is back in the Real Madrid squad for a La Liga game for the first time in over a month after being included for Sunday's match at Osasuna.




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Zidane insists there is no rift with Bale after picking him in the starting line-up for Osasuna game

Bale, who has made 15 appearances in all competitions for Madrid this season, has been recalled this weekend and Zidane dismissed ongoing speculation about the pair's relationship.




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Zinedine Zidane says Real Madrid will 'count on' Bale during the remaining months of the campaign

Zinedine Zidane says that Real Madrid will count on Gareth Bale during the final months of the season after the Welsh forward started in the 4-1 win at Osasuna on Sunday.




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Gareth Bale 'set for Real Madrid exit this summer after feeling abused by Zinedine Zidane

Zidane is reported to have a fractious relationship with Bale and attempted to force him out the club last summer - something the player felt was 'professional abuse'.




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Zinedine Zidane 'wants FIVE stars sold' from his Real Madrid squad to make room for a summer spend

Zinedine Zidane is looking to sell five of his Real Madrid stars in order to lay the foundations for a bold spree of signings as Los Blancos look to ring the changes this summer transfer window.




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Real Madrid pay cuts 'inevitable' for stars including £400,000-a-week Eden Hazard and Gareth Bale

Real Madrid believe pay cuts for their highest earners will become 'inevitable' as the coronavirus pandemic continues.




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Gareth Bale 'willing to put differences with Zinedine Zidane aside' at Real Madrid

Zidane was openly willing to let the Welsh winger leave the Bernabeu in the summer and a move to the Chinese Super League almost came to fruition before it collapsed.




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Carlo Ancelotti 'makes ambitious plans to tempt Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez to join Everton'

The Italian coach is keen to bridge his side's gap to the Premier League juggernauts and believes the Real Madrid outcasts are a step in the right direction. Los Blancos are willing to entertain offers.




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Zinedine Zidane has big decisions to make at Real Madrid this summer 

PETE JENSON: Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane will have plenty of decisions to make when this season finishes. From trimming a bloated squad to selling Gareth Bale, he has a lot of work to do.




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Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez are once again in the firing zone at Real Madrid

Zinedine Zidane has so many young players out on loan that if everyone returns at the end of this season there will 37 players at his disposal. Sportsmail look at some of those who might go.




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Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez 'set to leave Real Madrid'

According to Marca, boss Zinedine Zidane is keen to offload the pairing and will not prevent them from securing transfers. Both have struggled with poor form and injury woes this season.




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I count my blessings 

I'm feeling a little bit tearful. It must be the time of year: almost Christmas, and being female we all want it to be perfect, when it's far from that




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which my year ends on a high 

It wasn't quite an annus horribilis, as the Queen would say. Not like 2014. And 2015. And 2016. And, oh yes, 2017 and 2018




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I try not to get angry

Some days, I should just never get out of bed. Take last Wednesday. I took delivery of a load of flagstones for the ground floor of my cottage...




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which David gets possessive 

You know I said last week that I wouldn't get angry? Want to know how that's going?




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which David proposes (again) 

David brought me a pot of coffee in bed on Christmas morning. When I came downstairs, three small parcels were on my desk




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I ask for spiritual guidance 

I now have two engagement rings. Let me explain. The gold ring David gave me on Christmas Day wouldn't go over my knuckle so he insisted we go to a local jeweller to get it resized




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I finally get a ring on it

On Friday afternoon I picked up my resized platinum and diamond engagement ring. I realise I'm the victim of several thousand years' worth of oppression because I keep admiring how it looks




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which reality begins to bite

Now that we are officially engaged, and with David wanting to talk things through in person, I suggested meeting at the organic pub in Islington




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have second thoughts

Oh dear. The platinum and diamond engagement ring has come off and is now sitting in its little box in my chest of drawers




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I try to return the ring

Grrrr!!! Gahhhaaahhha! David went to see the flat in Notting Hill that I was thinking of renting, but not with any good grace, viz: 'I will view it for you, given you say I have no job.'




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which the Hunk gets in touch 

A strangely conflicted, confusing week. Having tried to return the engagement ring to the jeweller and failed, I texted David to try to make us work




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which my optimism amazes me 

Oh dear God. I have finally reached rock bottom. You thought it was bad when my husband cheated or I lost my home or David failed to take out the the trash?




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have a few more tweaks 

I know I said last week that it's how nice you are inside that shows on your face. But as I contemplate flying to Sydney to meet the Hunk, I've been reconsidering that sentiment




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I'm second row at the shows 

I'm in Paris for the fashion shows. This isn't a sentence I thought I would ever write again, but two or three designers invited me.




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which my search history reveals all

You can tell a lot about someone's psyche by looking at their search history. Here's mine. On just one day, I searched 124 sites.




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I relish the joys of being single 

I've just realised that I should be loving being single. I am growing a beard.




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I list my many misfortunes 

Can you imagine. You have just had a row with your boyfriend, he has flounced out to drive back to London, and suddenly you are told you cannot leave your house?