joke Gwyneth Paltrow jokes Elon Musk and Grimes have taken crown for 'most controversial baby name' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 22:17:57 GMT She raised eyebrows for her unique choice of baby name in 2004 when she introduced her daughter Apple to the world. Full Article
joke Bush's 'Jeb Can Fix It' slogan draws snickers as Twitter is flooded with 'Bob The Builder' jokes By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 03 Nov 2015 07:47:12 GMT In the annals of American political slogans, none has ever been borrowed from a British cartoon. Jeb Bush can fix that. Full Article
joke Cristiano Ronaldo beaten at core crusher challenge as Caster Semenya jokes he 'tried his best' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 06 Apr 2020 16:21:30 GMT Caster Semenya smashed Cristiano Ronaldo's 'core crusher challenge' record in the Nike Living Room Cup challenge, an initiative aiming to promote exercising indoors during the coronavirus pandemic Full Article
joke Veteran, 83, who met Prince Harry and Meghan Markle jokes they 'singled me out because I'm handsome' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2019 11:55:31 GMT Monty Murrell, 83, from Basildon, who joined the army in 1954 before serving for seven years, was one of the many veterans who joined the Remembrance ceremony attended by the royals. Full Article
joke Vladimir Putin jokes Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad should invite Trump to Damascus 'to be healed' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 12 Jan 2020 22:05:00 GMT President Bashar al-Assad tells Vladimir Putin in the video from a church in Damascus, Syria on Tuesday: 'If Trump arrives along this road, everything will become normal with him too.' Full Article
joke David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 08:09:06 GMT Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson. Full Article
joke Tony Adams reveals joke he made to David Beckham as he tried to console him after Argentina red card By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 04 May 2020 10:46:07 GMT David Beckham was sent off in the second-half of England's last 16 game with Argentina after kicking out at Diego Simeone. The Three Lions would go on to be knocked out by their rivals on penalties. Full Article
joke Amy Schumer cuddles her newborn son Gene as she jokes she will wear 'hospital underwear for life' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 09 Jun 2019 15:43:11 GMT Amy Schumer shared two sweet photos with her newborn son to Instagram on Saturday to celebrate five weeks since giving birth. In the post she shares her appreciation for hospital underwear. Full Article
joke Jennifer Lawrence jokes Amy Schumer is ignoring their friendship and spending too much time with son By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 19 Jun 2019 14:21:53 GMT Jennifer Lawrence is upset with Amy Schumer's parenting schedule. She asked the comedian questions about The Handmaid's Tale via text and Amy was too busy with her son to answer. Full Article
joke Amy Schumer jokes that son Gene is an actual 'food baby' as comedian laughs off Thanksgiving dinner By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 29 Nov 2019 20:46:56 GMT The 38-year-old comedian took to Instagram as she rested in bed with her celebrity chef husband Chris Fischer, 39, and their baby boy Gene. Full Article
joke Amy Schumer puts her chest on display as she cheekily jokes that she was snubbed at the SAG Awards By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 21 Jan 2020 18:02:20 GMT Schumer has been particularly candid about the changes her body has gone through since her first pregnancy, even revealing her C-section scar and IVF injection marks. Full Article
joke Amy Schumer bundles up out with husband Chris and jokes about 'watching the Oscars in sweatpants' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 21:23:46 GMT Amy Schumer was spotted out on a chilly day in New York taking a stroll with her husband Chris Fischer on Sunday afternoon before watching the Oscars in her sweats. Full Article
joke Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Amy Schumer to headline week-long Netflix Is A Joke Fest in LA By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 03 Mar 2020 00:22:37 GMT The hundred-show fest marks a reunion for Comic Relief USA co-founders Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg - who will pay homage to and induct their partner Robin Williams who died, age 63, in 2014. Full Article
joke Amy Schumer jokes about son Gene making his 'first video' in shaky Instagram clip By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 24 Apr 2020 16:14:25 GMT Amy Schumer is simply smitten with her nearly one-year-old son Gene. So when the giggling little one snatched mom's phone, the comic let her darling little dude play around. Full Article
joke Amy Schumer opens up about her son's 'genital' name stating it wasn't a joke but a 'huge f*** up' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 30 Apr 2020 00:04:49 GMT With Amy Schumer about to celebrate her son Gene's first birthday, she's opening up about changing her son's name that had an inadvertent 'genital' sound. Full Article
joke Piers Morgan makes joke as he poses with single Cheryl after Liam Payne split By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 10 Jul 2018 00:20:57 GMT The singer, 35, put on a brave exterior as she posed next to GMB host Piers Morgan at Simon Cowell's star-studded Syco Victoria & Albert Museum in London on Monday night. Full Article
joke Injured Mohamed Salah has a laugh and a joke with Liverpool's Under 9 girls side By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 15 Nov 2019 18:08:56 GMT Mohamed Salah had a laugh with the Liverpool Women Under 9's side as the injured star was quizzed on Scouse words and taught to dance. Full Article
joke Andrea Leadsom jokes about John Bercow in resignation speech By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 04 Mar 2020 14:42:40 GMT Ms Leadsom, who frequently clashed with the former Speaker in the Commons, used a ministerial resignation speech to wade in on him again, despite his own retirement in December. Full Article
joke Golden Globes 2020: 'I love you!': Joker star Joaquin Phoenix pays tribute to fiancée Rooney Mara By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 07 Jan 2020 12:56:06 GMT The actor, 45, declared: 'I love you' to the stunning actress, 34, as he scooped the Golden Globe award for Best Performance for Joker at the Beverly Hilton hotel, California on Sunday. Full Article
joke Boris Johnson and Leo Varadkar joke, 'We got on better than Coleen and Rebekah' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 12 Oct 2019 21:38:30 GMT Leo Varadkar broke the ice as the pair sat down in Thornton Manor on the Wirral where Coleen Rooney had her birthday party. Boris Johnson joked that they get on better than her and Rebekah Vardy. Full Article
joke President Obama jokes about how his appearance has changed and not Michelle's By Published On :: Thu, 28 Jul 2016 05:55:28 +0100 Since his first appearance as a presidential candidate in 2008, Obama's looks have changed dramatically - and he isn't embarrassed to admit it. Full Article
joke Dean Wells is all smiles as he jokes with Christian Wilkins on the Dancing With The Stars set By Published On :: Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:53:33 +0000 Former Married At First Sight star Dean Wells was the victim of a vicious personal attack from Bachelorette winner Lee Elliott last week. Full Article
joke Jessie J jokes about dating Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 19 Jun 2019 15:16:25 GMT Jessie J has confessed she would never have imagined she'd end up dating one of Hollywood's most eligible men, Channing Tatum, when she was younger. Full Article
joke Mike Bloomberg JOKES about how his abysmal debate performance By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:13:49 GMT Mike Bloomberg got right back on the campaign trail Thursday morning, holding a rally where he joked about his abysmal debate performance. Full Article
joke 'They're afraid Jill's going to hurt someone!' Joe Biden jokes he doesn't need Secret Service By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 05 Mar 2020 23:27:41 GMT Joe Biden joked at a fundraiser in California Wednesday night that he doesn't need Secret Service protection on the campaign trail because his wife, Jill, is able to do the job. Full Article
joke We will have to 'waterboard the corgi' to find out if PM lied to the Queen jokes Rory Stewart By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 13 Sep 2019 12:11:36 GMT The former International development Secretary made the quip about the highly controversial torture technique as he was grilled about the PM's closure of Parliament. Full Article
joke Cate Blanchett leads the arrivals for Joker premiere at Venice Film Festival By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 02 Sep 2019 15:02:25 GMT The actress, 50, looked sensational as she arrived on the red carpet for the film event, with her blonde tresses styled into a choppy bob. Full Article
joke Awkwafina jokes she'll sell her Golden Globe award if she ever falls on hard times By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 06 Jan 2020 08:11:13 GMT After pulling off an upset win at the Golden Globes, comedienne Awkwafina joked that her new award might help her if she gets into any trouble. Full Article
joke Rebel Wilson makes risqué jokes about Prince Harry and Royal Wedding By Published On :: Mon, 21 May 2018 05:38:10 +0100 None of the British royal family were safe when the Australian-born comedian hit the stage. Full Article
joke T.I. jokes about assault arrest at the Billboard Music Awards By Published On :: Mon, 21 May 2018 22:07:52 +0100 The 37-year-old hip-hop star cracked: 'Jeesh. Good thing they let me in here tonight!' Full Article
joke Skye Wheatley jokes about her 'crumpet butt' in Bali By Published On :: Thu, 01 Feb 2018 04:28:46 +0000 She's known for her picture perfect Instagram snaps. Full Article
joke Skye Wheatley jokes about taking 'mushies' in Bali By Published On :: Tue, 06 Mar 2018 15:06:48 +0000 She's the former Big Brother star who infamously underwent a botched boob job in Bangkok. Full Article
joke Skye Wheatley jokes about having a drinking problem By Published On :: Fri, 16 Mar 2018 11:01:20 +0000 She is the former Big Brother contestant who is known for her raunchy social media posts. Full Article
joke New Zealand bar slammed for coronavirus April Fool's joke pretending they were going to be open By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 01 Apr 2020 02:14:37 GMT Chapel Bar and Bistro, in Auckland, took to social media on Tuesday night to make the false announcement they would be open on Wednesday and selling cheap alcohol. Full Article
joke Bill Cosby's rep slams Eddie Murphy as 'Hollywood slave' who 'sold himself' in response to SNL joke By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 23 Dec 2019 09:45:29 GMT Bill Cosby's (left) publicist accused Eddie Murphy (right) of betraying African Americans just to gain approval from a white audience. Murphy poked fun at Cosby during his SNL monologue. Full Article
joke Eddie Murphy takes a dig at Bill Cosby and jokes about his kids as he returns to SNL after 35 years By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 25 Dec 2019 07:32:51 GMT The 58-year-old legend opened Saturday night's show by talking about his 10 kids, getting a joke off about Bill Cosby in the process. The three comedic legends joined Murphy on SNL. Full Article
joke Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins joke about their kids By Published On :: Sun, 17 Sep 2017 15:28:41 +0100 They're known as the nice guys of rock 'n' roll. Full Article
joke Darren Criss jokes about Beyonce singing the song he wanted for The Disney Family Singalong By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 18 Apr 2020 07:18:44 GMT Darren Criss joked about Beyonce singing the song he wanted to perform during The Disney Family Singalong special on Thursday night.. Full Article
joke BAFTAs 2020: Prince William laughs at Brad Pitt's Megxit joke By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 03 Feb 2020 12:22:59 GMT Prince William, 37, and Kate Middleton, 38, were left chuckling after Brad Pitt quipped about Megxit during an acceptance speech at the BAFTAs at the Royal Albert Hall this evening in London. Full Article
joke BAFTAs 2020: Rebel Wilson jokes about all-male Director category By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 04 Feb 2020 07:42:46 GMT Rebel Wilson lit up the British Academy Film Award (BAFTA) red carpet on Sunday. The Australian actress oozed Hollywood glamour as she showed off her slimmed-down frame in a fugue-hugging design. Full Article
joke BAFTAs 2020: Graham Norton jokes about 'white male privilege' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:58:33 GMT The 56-year-old's opening monologue also had fans claiming online that he was 'dying on his feet' and his 'jokes are falling flat as day-old lemonade'. Full Article
joke How the original Joker had the last laugh, by Tom Leonard By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 06 Feb 2020 08:33:49 GMT Among the predictions for Sunday night's Oscars, there's one near certainty - that Joaquin Phoenix will win the Best Actor award for his performance as the Joker. Full Article
joke Olivia Colman jokes that the evening she won her Oscar 'was the best night of my husband's life' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 11:46:30 GMT Olivia Colman joked that the evening she won her Oscar last year was 'the best night...of my husband's life.' She was at the Dolby Theatre this Sunday to present best actor to Joaquin Phoenix. Full Article
joke 5 Seconds of Summer's Calum Hood left red-faced after manhood joke By Published On :: Mon, 13 Aug 2018 14:55:56 +0100 5 Seconds of Summer's Calum Hood performs bizarre leg kick in VERY tight flares during appearance on The Project Full Article
joke David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United By Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 00:58:27 +0100 Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson. Full Article
joke Andy Murray jokes that he's too good as he sails through to virtual Madrid Open semi-finals By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 30 Apr 2020 13:16:21 GMT Andy Murray will go down as one of tennis' greats in the modern era and it appears his prowess in the sport also extends to the virtual realm. Full Article
joke Shoppers mock ASOS for selling a black gilet with green trim and joke 'loving the Asda range' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 05 Nov 2019 12:20:18 GMT An anonymous man, from the UK, shared a photo of the ASOS sleeveless jacket with neon trim alongside the caption: 'Loving the ASOS Asda range.' Full Article
joke Single mother, 42, pulls her 11-year-old daughter out of school after 'joke' uniform dispute By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 25 Feb 2020 12:20:14 GMT Michelle Doyle said teachers at Merrill Academy, in Alvaston, Derbyshire, sent her daughter Libbi home because her £6 trousers from Asda looked like 'leggings'. Full Article
joke Deontay Wilder jokes about Anthony Joshua's 'pitty pat' punching style By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:00:10 GMT Deontay Wilder has taken a swipe at heavyweight rival Anthony Joshua as he steps up preparations for his rematch with Tyson Fury by mocking his boxing style. Full Article
joke Novak Djokovic takes on sumo wrestlers in Japan as he jokes he 'needs a few more kilos' to compete By Published On :: Mon, 30 Sep 2019 17:02:22 +0100 World No 1 Novak Djokovic has taken an innovative approach to training ahead of the Japan Open by stepping into the dohyo to face a sumo wrestler. Full Article