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Gwyneth Paltrow jokes Elon Musk and Grimes have taken crown for 'most controversial baby name'

She raised eyebrows for her unique choice of baby name in 2004 when she introduced her daughter Apple to the world.




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Bush's 'Jeb Can Fix It' slogan draws snickers as Twitter is flooded with 'Bob The Builder' jokes

In the annals of American political slogans, none has ever been borrowed from a British cartoon. Jeb Bush can fix that.




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Cristiano Ronaldo beaten at core crusher challenge as Caster Semenya jokes he 'tried his best'

Caster Semenya smashed Cristiano Ronaldo's 'core crusher challenge' record in the Nike Living Room Cup challenge, an initiative aiming to promote exercising indoors during the coronavirus pandemic




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Veteran, 83, who met Prince Harry and Meghan Markle jokes they 'singled me out because I'm handsome'

Monty Murrell, 83, from Basildon, who joined the army in 1954 before serving for seven years, was one of the many veterans who joined the Remembrance ceremony attended by the royals.




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Vladimir Putin jokes Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad should invite Trump to Damascus 'to be healed'

President Bashar al-Assad tells Vladimir Putin in the video from a church in Damascus, Syria on Tuesday: 'If Trump arrives along this road, everything will become normal with him too.'




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David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United

Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson.




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Tony Adams reveals joke he made to David Beckham as he tried to console him after Argentina red card

David Beckham was sent off in the second-half of England's last 16 game with Argentina after kicking out at Diego Simeone. The Three Lions would go on to be knocked out by their rivals on penalties.




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Amy Schumer cuddles her newborn son Gene as she jokes she will wear 'hospital underwear for life'

Amy Schumer shared two sweet photos with her newborn son to Instagram on Saturday to celebrate five weeks since giving birth. In the post she shares her appreciation for hospital underwear.




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Jennifer Lawrence jokes Amy Schumer is ignoring their friendship and spending too much time with son

Jennifer Lawrence is upset with Amy Schumer's parenting schedule. She asked the comedian questions about The Handmaid's Tale via text and Amy was too busy with her son to answer.




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Amy Schumer jokes that son Gene is an actual 'food baby' as comedian laughs off Thanksgiving dinner

The 38-year-old comedian took to Instagram as she rested in bed with her celebrity chef husband Chris Fischer, 39, and their baby boy Gene.




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Amy Schumer puts her chest on display as she cheekily jokes that she was snubbed at the SAG Awards

Schumer has been particularly candid about the changes her body has gone through since her first pregnancy, even revealing her C-section scar and IVF injection marks.




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Amy Schumer bundles up out with husband Chris and jokes about 'watching the Oscars in sweatpants' 

Amy Schumer was spotted out on a chilly day in New York taking a stroll with her husband Chris Fischer on Sunday afternoon before watching the Oscars in her sweats.




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Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Amy Schumer to headline week-long Netflix Is A Joke Fest in LA

The hundred-show fest marks a reunion for Comic Relief USA co-founders Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg - who will pay homage to and induct their partner Robin Williams who died, age 63, in 2014.




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Amy Schumer jokes about son Gene making his 'first video' in shaky Instagram clip

Amy Schumer is simply smitten with her nearly one-year-old son Gene. So when the giggling little one snatched mom's phone, the comic let her darling little dude play around.




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Amy Schumer opens up about her son's 'genital' name stating it wasn't a joke but a 'huge f*** up'

With Amy Schumer about to celebrate her son Gene's first birthday, she's opening up about changing her son's name that had an inadvertent 'genital' sound.




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Piers Morgan makes joke as he poses with single Cheryl after Liam Payne split

The singer, 35, put on a brave exterior as she posed next to GMB host Piers Morgan at Simon Cowell's star-studded Syco Victoria & Albert Museum in London on Monday night.




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Injured Mohamed Salah has a laugh and a joke with Liverpool's Under 9 girls side

Mohamed Salah had a laugh with the Liverpool Women Under 9's side as the injured star was quizzed on Scouse words and taught to dance.




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Andrea Leadsom jokes about John Bercow in resignation speech

Ms Leadsom, who frequently clashed with the former Speaker in the Commons, used a ministerial resignation speech to wade in on him again, despite his own retirement in December.




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Golden Globes 2020: 'I love you!': Joker star Joaquin Phoenix pays tribute to fiancée Rooney Mara

The actor, 45, declared: 'I love you' to the stunning actress, 34, as he scooped the Golden Globe award for Best Performance for Joker at the Beverly Hilton hotel, California on Sunday.




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Boris Johnson and Leo Varadkar joke, 'We got on better than Coleen and Rebekah'

Leo Varadkar broke the ice as the pair sat down in Thornton Manor on the Wirral where Coleen Rooney had her birthday party. Boris Johnson joked that they get on better than her and Rebekah Vardy.




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President Obama jokes about how his appearance has changed and not Michelle's

Since his first appearance as a presidential candidate in 2008, Obama's looks have changed dramatically - and he isn't embarrassed to admit it.




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Dean Wells is all smiles as he jokes with Christian Wilkins on the Dancing With The Stars set

Former Married At First Sight star Dean Wells was the victim of a vicious personal attack from Bachelorette winner Lee Elliott last week.




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Jessie J jokes about dating Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum

Jessie J has confessed she would never have imagined she'd end up dating one of Hollywood's most eligible men, Channing Tatum, when she was younger.




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Mike Bloomberg JOKES about how his abysmal debate performance

Mike Bloomberg got right back on the campaign trail Thursday morning, holding a rally where he joked about his abysmal debate performance.




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'They're afraid Jill's going to hurt someone!' Joe Biden jokes he doesn't need Secret Service

Joe Biden joked at a fundraiser in California Wednesday night that he doesn't need Secret Service protection on the campaign trail because his wife, Jill, is able to do the job.




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We will have to 'waterboard the corgi' to find out if PM lied to the Queen jokes Rory Stewart

The former International development Secretary made the quip about the highly controversial torture technique as he was grilled about the PM's closure of Parliament.




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Cate Blanchett leads the arrivals for Joker premiere at Venice Film Festival

The actress, 50, looked sensational as she arrived on the red carpet for the film event, with her blonde tresses styled into a choppy bob.




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Awkwafina jokes she'll sell her Golden Globe award if she ever falls on hard times

After pulling off an upset win at the Golden Globes, comedienne Awkwafina joked that her new award might help her if she gets into any trouble.




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Rebel Wilson makes risqué jokes about Prince Harry and Royal Wedding

None of the British royal family were safe when the Australian-born comedian hit the stage.




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T.I. jokes about assault arrest at the Billboard Music Awards

The 37-year-old hip-hop star cracked: 'Jeesh. Good thing they let me in here tonight!'




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Skye Wheatley jokes about her 'crumpet butt' in Bali

She's known for her picture perfect Instagram snaps.




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Skye Wheatley jokes about taking 'mushies' in Bali

She's the former Big Brother star who infamously underwent a botched boob job in Bangkok.




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Skye Wheatley jokes about having a drinking problem

She is the former Big Brother contestant who is known for her raunchy social media posts.




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New Zealand bar slammed for coronavirus April Fool's joke pretending they were going to be open

Chapel Bar and Bistro, in Auckland, took to social media on Tuesday night to make the false announcement they would be open on Wednesday and selling cheap alcohol.




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Bill Cosby's rep slams Eddie Murphy as 'Hollywood slave' who 'sold himself' in response to SNL joke

Bill Cosby's (left) publicist accused Eddie Murphy (right) of betraying African Americans just to gain approval from a white audience. Murphy poked fun at Cosby during his SNL monologue.




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Eddie Murphy takes a dig at Bill Cosby and jokes about his kids as he returns to SNL after 35 years

The 58-year-old legend opened Saturday night's show by talking about his 10 kids, getting a joke off about Bill Cosby in the process. The three comedic legends joined Murphy on SNL.




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Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins joke about their kids

They're known as the nice guys of rock 'n' roll.




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Darren Criss jokes about Beyonce singing the song he wanted for The Disney Family Singalong

Darren Criss joked about Beyonce singing the song he wanted to perform during The Disney Family Singalong special on Thursday night..




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BAFTAs 2020: Prince William laughs at Brad Pitt's Megxit joke

Prince William, 37, and Kate Middleton, 38, were left chuckling after Brad Pitt quipped about Megxit during an acceptance speech at the BAFTAs at the Royal Albert Hall this evening in London.




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BAFTAs 2020: Rebel Wilson jokes about all-male Director category

Rebel Wilson lit up the British Academy Film Award (BAFTA) red carpet on Sunday. The Australian actress oozed Hollywood glamour as she showed off her slimmed-down frame in a fugue-hugging design.




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BAFTAs 2020: Graham Norton jokes about 'white male privilege'

The 56-year-old's opening monologue also had fans claiming online that he was 'dying on his feet' and his 'jokes are falling flat as day-old lemonade'.




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How the original Joker had the last laugh, by Tom Leonard

Among the predictions for Sunday night's Oscars, there's one near certainty - that Joaquin Phoenix will win the Best Actor award for his performance as the Joker.




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Olivia Colman jokes that the evening she won her Oscar 'was the best night of my husband's life'

Olivia Colman joked that the evening she won her Oscar last year was 'the best night...of my husband's life.' She was at the Dolby Theatre this Sunday to present best actor to Joaquin Phoenix.




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5 Seconds of Summer's Calum Hood left red-faced after manhood joke

5 Seconds of Summer's Calum Hood performs bizarre leg kick in VERY tight flares during appearance on The Project




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David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United

Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson.




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Andy Murray jokes that he's too good as he sails through to virtual Madrid Open semi-finals

Andy Murray will go down as one of tennis' greats in the modern era and it appears his prowess in the sport also extends to the virtual realm.




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Shoppers mock ASOS for selling a black gilet with green trim and joke 'loving the Asda range'

An anonymous man, from the UK, shared a photo of the ASOS sleeveless jacket with neon trim alongside the caption: 'Loving the ASOS Asda range.'




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Single mother, 42, pulls her 11-year-old daughter out of school after 'joke' uniform dispute

Michelle Doyle said teachers at Merrill Academy, in Alvaston, Derbyshire, sent her daughter Libbi home because her £6 trousers from Asda looked like 'leggings'.




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Deontay Wilder jokes about Anthony Joshua's 'pitty pat' punching style

Deontay Wilder has taken a swipe at heavyweight rival Anthony Joshua as he steps up preparations for his rematch with Tyson Fury by mocking his boxing style.




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Novak Djokovic takes on sumo wrestlers in Japan as he jokes he 'needs a few more kilos' to compete

World No 1 Novak Djokovic has taken an innovative approach to training ahead of the Japan Open by stepping into the dohyo to face a sumo wrestler.