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House Rules: Saul Myers jokes about finally getting a make-up artist thanks to judging gig

Saul Myers (pictured) has joked that there's one unusual thing he is most pleased about as part of his new role.




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Serena Williams puts on a romantic display with husband Alexis Ohanian as they share an inside joke

Williams previously shared a photo of herself having a mother/daughter playdate with Alexis Jr, two, in costume as Anna from Frozen: 'Princess attire required for conversations with @olympiaohanian.'




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Novak Djokovic takes on sumo wrestlers in Japan as he jokes he 'needs a few more kilos' to compete

World No 1 Novak Djokovic has taken an innovative approach to training ahead of the Japan Open by stepping into the dohyo to face a sumo wrestler. 




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England's Jordan Pickford jokes about his penalty heroics in Nations League victory over Switzerland

Jordan Pickford joked he is relieved to have escaped a Twitter battering after scoring his penalty in the UEFA Nations League shoot-out victory against Switzerland.




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Nicki Minaj wears Harley Quinn Halloween costume: husband is Joker

She tied the knot with convicted sex offender Kenneth 'Zoo' Petty on October 21, 2019. And one week later, Nicki Minaj shared a series of snaps while she showed off her Harley Quinn costume.




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EastEnders star Emma Barton jokes June Brown, 93, should parachute back into the soap

The Strictly Come Dancing star, 42, told Lorraine Kelly on Wednesday that she doesn't know the reason behind June's surprise exit, but said she and the cast still view her an 'inspiration.'




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Barbara Windsor, 82, can still remember all of her Carry On jokes amid Alzheimer's battle

he former EastEnders actress, 82, is battling Alzheimer's but Christopher says she still manages to make her friends and family laugh.




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Michelle Keegan jokes about her sweaty shoes during Dubai break

Michelle Keegan took to her social media account on Tuesday to warn her followers against wearing Perspex shoes in a hot place.




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Ryan Lochte and Kayla Rae Reed swap joke in Snapchats of new baby bump

The 25-year-old model posted shared a glimpse of the pair's North Carolina home Saturday. In the videos, he cuddles up to Kayla's belly, welcoming the little Lochte with a classic dad joke.




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Top 10 jokes from this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe are revealed

The Jobcentre is not the most likely place to provide inspiration for a stand-up comic.But the gag, by Adam Rowe, won the annual award for funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.




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VMAs 2017: Katy Perry slammed for JonBenet Ramsey joke

The 32-year-old singer, who hosted the ceremony, referred to the outlandish theory in a pre-taped segment with comedian Billy Eichner, who asked her to 'blink twice' if she is the murdered girl.




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Normani thanks Nicki Minaj for defending Fifth Harmony after VMAs joke

Clapping back at a quip from comedian Tiffany Haddish, the Queen rapper warned: 'Don’t be coming for Fifth Harmony because Normani is that b****.' Normani thanked the hitmaker on Twitter.




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Rand Paul makes bizarre 'joke' that Obama's opinion on same-sex marriage couldn't 'get any gayer'

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, son of presidential candidate Ron Paul, mocked President Barack Obama's recent statements on gay marriage at an Iowa conference.




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Bette Midler jokes about attack on Rand Paul

The actress was referring to Rene Boucher's attack on his neighbor Paul in heated row over his lack of yard maintenance on November 3.




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Johnny Depp jokes his severed finger gushed after it was sliced off during a fight with Amber Heard 

Johnny Depp jokes as he reveals how he nicknamed his permanently-damaged digit 'Little Richard' after a fight with ex Amber Heard, in exclusive footage obtained by DailyMail.com.




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Nick Jonas jokes after performing with food in his teeth at Grammy Awards 

The 27-year-old singer had an unfortunate piece of food stuck in between his teeth while performing the unreleased track Five More Minutes alongside his brothers.




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Katharine McPhee, 35, jokes she won more Grammys than Billie Eilish by marrying David Foster, 70

The 35-year-old singer and actress took to Twitter on Monday to say that tying the knot with the 70-year-old record producer gives her more Grammy wins than the 18-year-old Bad Guy hitmaker.




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James Davies joked with Warren Gatland that it was about time he was picked for Wales

Joker in the pack James Davies told Warren Gatland it was high time he was handed a start at seven after he was picked for Wales' World Cup team to face Fiji. The 28-year-old will play his first match.




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The Project's Hamish Macdonald is left speechless after an X-rated joke

The Project host Hamish Macdonald is known for his professionalism.




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Maleficent: Mistress of Evil projected to topple Joker at the box office with $45 million

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil is projected to topple Joker for top spot at the weekend box office with $45 million, according to Variety.




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Peter Andre jokes that Tiger King's Joe Exotic is Junior's REAL father with throwback mullet snap

The Mysterious Girl hitmaker, 47, took to Instagram on Saturday to tease his teenage son, 14, using the Tiger King star's famous mugshot




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Kelly Clarkson jokes about her 'enormous' chest in promo pic for The Voice

The photo shows Kelly, 37, posing in a powder blue dress with a high collar and long sleeves. She tweeted: 'I don't know why my chest looks enormous in this pic but thank you to the Universe for this one.'




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Katya Jones makes a cheeky joke while sporting a fluffy cushion for the pillow challenge

The Strictly Come Dancing star, 30, joked the residents surrounding her property would be getting 'some view' as she posed wearing just a fluffy pillow.




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Victor Lindelof jokes with Zlatan Ibrahimovic after scoring second goal for Sweden

Victor Lindelof issued his former Manchester United and Sweden team-mate Zlatan Ibrahimovic a light-hearted warning after scoring just his second international goal on Tuesday night.




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Jason Derulo reveals the lewd jokes Rebel Wilson tried to get into the Cats movie with Taylor Swift

Over the years, Rebel Wilson's infectious charisma and no holds barred sense of humour have become part of her brand.




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BAFTAs 2020: Rebel Wilson makes a VERY awkward joke about Prince Andrew

With guests including the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in attendance, the Australian actress referenced Prince Andrew and Prince Harry before presenting the Best Director award.




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Rebel Wilson downplays her 'outrageous' royal BAFTA jokes

Rebel Wilson has downplayed her controversial joke about Prince Andrew and Megxit at the BAFTA Awards in London earlier this month.




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Pooch Perfect viewers are left shocked by 'inappropriate' jokes while others were brought to tears

Viewers were divided by Channel Seven's new offering Pooch Perfect.   




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Rebel Wilson's Pooch Perfect draws in 624, 000 viewers... after fans were left shocked by her jokes

Seven's new series Pooch Perfect, hosted by Rebel Wilson, managed to draw in 624,000 metro viewers on Thursday night.




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Demi Lovato offers 'deepest apologies' after backlash over her mother's joke that 'everybody in Rio is gonna get the Zika virus'

The star took to Twitter on Saturday after many were put off by a Snapchat story she shared earlier in which her mom Dianna Hart joked, 'Everybody down in Rio gonna get the Zika virus!'




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Trump jokes maybe he'll get a 'beautiful vase' after North Korea promises 'Christmas gift'

Donald Trump on Tuesday brushed aside threats of a Christmas surprise from North Korea, joking maybe he would get a 'beautiful vase' from Kim Jong Un instead of a missile test. 




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Karl Stefanovic compares himself to Kim Jong-un as he jokes about his dad bod

Earlier this year, Karl Stefanovic joked about his recent weight gain after unflattering photos surfaced of him at the beach in Byron Bay.




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Prince Charles joked about his struggle to stay in shape during a visit to his shirt maker

Prince Charles, 72, quipped about his battle to stay fit and keep his measurements the same during a visit to his shirt maker's workshop in Gloucester yesterday, HELLO! reported.




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Will there be a Joker in the Oscar pack? Event's film critic tips tonight's big winners

Whisper this softly, but we might just be falling out of love with film awards. The television ratings for last weekend's Bafta awards were the lowest for 12 years.




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Francesca Allen jokes 'she's a really ugly blonde' but 'feels like a Kardashian' while wearing a wig

The beauty, 24, shared several short clips of her chatting about trying out a new hair do on Instagram on Wednesday night, but wrote on one of her posts: 'I'm a really ugly blonde'.




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'Don't bite,' Pope jokes as he kisses nun at his first audience

Pope Francis told a nun 'I'll give you a kiss, but you must stay calm' as he entered the Vatican auditorium, today. It comes a week after he slapped a woman for grabbing his hand on New Years Eve.




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Walmart apologizes after tweeting an inappropriate joke about Fast and the Furious actor Paul Walker

Walmart was criticized after its official Twitter account made an insensitive joke regarding the late actor Paul Walker. in response to a Twitter user that claimed to be 'racin' to the supermarket.




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US TV hosts joke about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle crisis

Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel were among the late night hosts poking fun at Harry and Meghan after crunch talks at the Queen's Sandringham estate over the future of the royals.




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Victoria Beckham jokes she needs to 'spend more time at the supermarket' during game with Harper 

The fashion designer, 45, had a little trouble recognising some of the food brands while playing a board game with her daughter Harper, eight, and mother Jackie on Sunday.




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Carol Vorderman, 57, jokes over age-defying looks as Piers Morgan tells star she looks 'younger now'

Carol Vorderman found her youthful looks the topic of conversation on Good Morning Britain on Tuesday, with show host Piers Morgan cheekily telling the star she looks younger now at 57.




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Restaurant apologizes after MLK Day watermelon 'joke'

Rob Hearit, manager of Darb's Tavern & Eatery, Michigan, has apologized after a biracial employee was given a watermelon reading 'happy black day' and 'happy 1/2 MLK Day' as a 'joke'.




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Michael Douglas jokes about those oral sex comments as he accepts GQ Legend award

The Hollywood star was presented with the award at a dinner attended by celebrities including Lou Reed, Justin Timberlake and Sir Bobby Charlton.




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Sandra Bullock wows in LBD at Hollywood Film Awards as she shares a joke with ex Matthew McConaughey and his wife

They dated after meeting on the set of 1996 movie A Time To Kill. And even though they have long moved on, Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey are still friends and she has even become close with his wife Camila Alves




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Will Smith and Tom Holland joke around at premiere of animated movie Spies In Disguise in Hollywood

Smith, 51, provides the voice for super spy Lance Sterling while Holland, 23, gives voice to scientist Walter Beckett in the animated action adventure opening on Christmas Day.




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Oscars voter sees wins for Joker and 1917, says there needs to be 'richer roles for actors of color'

The source saw films 'Joker' and '1917' winning big at the Feb. 9 award show but shared that more movies needed to be made for actors of color. Cynthia Eviro was only black actor nominated.




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Girlfriends livid after their boyfriends joke about cheating on them while on a lads holidays

Five girlfriends put their partners to the test in Undercover Girlfriends, which airs tonight on Channel 5, which sees five men head off to Greece, not realising their partners are watching every move.




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Damian Hurley, 17, jokes he resembles an 'AVATAR creature' in ethereal throwback snap

Damian Hurley looked ethereal as he posed up for a snap in Mykonos, Greece on Thursday.




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Tom Gleisner vows to ban jokes about the British monarchy

He's just been included in the esteemed Queen's Birthday Honours list.




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Lisa Wilkinson expresses outrage at 'Your momma' jokes

Lisa Wilkinson was hailed a feminist hero after quitting the Today Show when bosses refused to pay her the same salary as her male co-host.




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Carrie Bickmore left red-faced after Steve Price makes raunchy joke

Steve Price has apologised to Carrie Bickmore after a raunchy joke he made on The Project left her shocked and red-faced.