Chris comes at you live from a muscle relaxer. Kelley eats the clay cake topper. Johnathon goes to the past, becomes toothless, and loses his kingdom to his nephew. Jason teaches us how to put wallpaper on the Switch.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 671: “40+ Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley wants a Hello Kitty Skyrim mod. Chris visits Harrison Ford's favorite club on the citadel. Jason wants to fight along side the dude with a bucket on his head. RIP Palm OS.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 672: “Collecting Kids to Fill the Old Murder House” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is a bojo cause he forgot the boards don't work on water unless you've got POWER. Kelley is entertained by legally distinct Michael Jackson. And Robert can't stop talking about the HD Spit Shine.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 673: “My Kitten Blew a Tire” appeared first on RPGamer.

Jason and Robert have a weeb-off. Kelley dies for two days and wakes up in her own sweat. Chris goes to a store that's half comics, half anime, and half body pillows. Bullseye!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 674: “Stop Sending Dragons, I Have Things to Do” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex gets nine discs of Xenoblade soundtracks. Jason rewinds to heal. Phil tells us that Donatello is best turtle. And Chris shouts to make his problems go away.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 675: “Labyrinth of That Thing” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam brings the sexy back to RPG Cast. Chris goes down the rabbit hole of Skyrim Mods. Kelley's cannon stuffs kids into itself. And Josh collects a series of progressively larger vegetables.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 676: “Sending All Our Love to the Korok Down the Well” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley "accidentally" barbecues her horse. Josh slaps "Trails" onto Horizon: Forbidden West to get Americans to play it. Jason has to go get a tako taco.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 677: “My Parents Thought Final Fantasy Tactics Was a Strategy Guide” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris learns that Star Wars has all the nudie mods and bans it from his mod manager. Kelley is an apologist for Big the Cat. Jason draws stick sticks with his feet.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 678: “Dagon Qest Incasition” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil wonders if you can pet the gator. Jason says that the wiener dog in a wheelchair is best companion. Kelley wishes there was CTRL+F in real life. Ryan wants a Trails of Cold Steel Wrestling Game.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 679: “Some People Call Me Toe Fungus” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn't have enough turn based RPGs in his life. Also, happy 100th birthday to Paw's grandfather!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 680: “Warning: Spicy Sausage” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris suffers from "The Curse of the Steam Deck." Kelley can't pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy '60s demon world.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 681: “Ganon Is Afraid of Homemade Apple Pie” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 -- pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn't want to play it. And Josh claims that, "God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I'm going to use it!"

The post RPG Cast – Episode 682: “Hodor With a Full Vocabulary” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris can't drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan's tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley's dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of...no...he can't do it. No GEX allowed.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 684: “Remember What I Said at the Fazoli’s Drive Thru?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?

The post RPG Cast – Episode 685: “You Erased My Save, Now You Have to Beat It” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo 4 with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 686: “Head Harem” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley doesn't want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, "Go away, I'm brooding."

The post RPG Cast – Episode 687: “Can I Interest You in 50 Slices of Kemco RPGs?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 688: “Baldur-Curious” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What's his name again? Oh right, Wyl.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 689: “Enthusiasm Crushed” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur's Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris dresses Pikachu up like a schoolboy with a camera. Josh wants his flight stick, he needs a HOTAS. Kelley wants Final Fantasy VII Rebirth to end like an episode of JoJo. Follow Solstice Warriors on their Myspace music page.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 691: “Hello, What Did Scamper Do Today?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh learns that despite Bethesda's best efforts, Starfield is not Fallout 76. Robert learns the taste of Amiibo blood. Chris is just here to ask, "kink-why?" And Kelley is obsessed with Red XIII on a chocobo.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 692: “Vending Machine Isekai” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley's Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris sets out to get justice for Hana. Kelley complains about vegan technology. Robert tells us all about the vacuum cleaner machine gun. And Ryan wonders why the "silent" princess won't shut up.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 694: “There’s No D in Journey” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 696: “Have You Met Video Game Fans?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 697: “Paper Marliano” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil goes for the water bottle. Sam releases her Thirst-Sona. Matt talks about cantaloupes in panties. Kelley regrets visiting a kitty strip club. All of this and Extra Life to boot! Donate! Now!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 698: “Marry, Thwack, Puff Puff” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wonders if they serve tea at British rock concerts. Kelley gets smashed in the face with a chicken. Josh learns about alliance diaper gnomes. Do not google "diaper gnomes."

The post RPG Cast – Episode 699: “Contained Pizza Mess” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won't pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 700: “Come Here, Barney!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh enjoys the important things, like a hot springs mini-game. Kelley purchased Legos; sacrifices were made. Bethesda tells Chris it's his fault for not enjoying Starfield. Meanwhile, we just can't quit Kiryu.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 701: “Allergic to Good Games” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris believes rabites are full of juice. Kelley's furry tank game bias is exposed. Robert gets to be the Snivey he always was inside. Rock flautist.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 702: “He Plays Flute Like Your Mom Plays SNES” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris jumps in the party hole. Kelley power washes Biff Tannen. And Phil gets the Picross zoomies.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 703: “Touhou Chex Quest” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley got WHAM'd and ran out of a hair salon. Chris can afford boat loads of ramen for his Path of Exile sessions now. Tam gives birth to a baby space ship. Oh, hi Mark.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 704: “She’s Lying, I Did Not Hit the Ornaments” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley's cat decided Christmas was over. Chris is scared to return to Vana'diel and hates Norrath, but is strangely interested in hanging out with river hobbits in Middle Earth. Meanwhile, Phil tries to recruit everyone into his multilevel Monster Hunter scheme.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 705: “Trip the Gold Digger” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt's Dragon Quest slime car draws near. Command? Kelley blows open doors. And Chris announces the end of the noseless era.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 706: “Whiskey Fields of Colorado” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert wants to be Tuxedo Mask, but with food and goggles. Kelley plays Find the Smell every day. Chris longs for freedom from his loot torture.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 707: “Pictomancers Working for Exposure” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley turns into a trashy paranormal romance novel. Chris opens up a Pokémon sweatshop. And Josh only interacts with League of Legends side content.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 708: “My Oculus Ow!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh increases his charisma with Sega BASS fishing. Chris plays something other than Path of Exile. Kelley thinks the world sucks and goes to pet a cat. Cook my toast.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 709: “2004 Jankiness in 2024” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert finds out what Godzilla sushi tastes like. Josh pimps his Segway. Phil has a pictomancer at home. The awards all Chris's fault, because he didn't vote. Also, PoE is to Chris, as CoH is to Phil.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 710: “Xenoblade Chronicles X Doesn’t Love You Back” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris kink-shames Red XIII. Kelley violates the time space continuum with cat cafes. Josh is better at keeping things afloat than Embracer Group. Robert fails at being family friendly.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 711: “I’ve Always Wanted a Gaming Napkin” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam is declared legally dead. Chris's Batman Cookies set him down a bad path in his life. Kelley's alien grandpa tells us what Pokémon look like while she ignores her husband. Now excuse us as we shove chocolate down our shirts.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 712: “M.A.S.H Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, and Kelley Ryan join Pascal and Chris as they go through the best and worst of 2023. See how many categories Baldur's Gate 3 wins and Diablo 4 loses.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 713: “Game Awards 2023” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris sits in a time loop watching Vegeta backhand a guy. Kelley buys solar panels for her Red XIII werewolf. Were you into RPGs before they were cool? Now slide, slide, baby, slide.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 714: “Thirsty for Tactics” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley wonders how you fight a pillow. Chris adopts a sentient Sephiroth noodle. Ryan plays XCOM with a bear. Now everyone, go finish your Turkish Star Wars homework.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 715: “Chocobo Drifting” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is hunting bears, because of course that's what you do. Kelley hangs out with Chadley and the massively annoying individual. Robert is all about that exquisite fraisier cake.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 716: “Canadian Telephone Game” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets cheesecake from rats. Kelley punches worms to get her Tifa back. And Josh funds a re-dub of Yakuza with Mark Hamil. Now excuse us as we go attend tonight's brawl at the local Waffle House.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 717: “I Went to Tokyo Disneyland in Paris” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris confesses to being a French Karen. Kelley is consumed by the Lego mimic freebie. And Robert gets an anime pretzel robot roommate.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 718: “Hamsterbam” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley gets bored and cleans her bathroom. Memories of the Virtual Boy make Josh's eyes hurt. Robert can't stop singing about Albuquerque. Chris, meanwhile, decides to make his own farming sim with coffee shops and old people.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 719: “Good morning, everybody. Hairball!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets ready for his favorite part of FFXIV, the benchmark. Kelley complains about her hotel bed while waiting for a tow truck. Josh is force feeding his army desserts. Meanwhile...wait...Robert...wake up, Robert!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout Bouncers” appeared first on RPGamer.