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ALEXANDRA SHULMAN'S NOTEBOOK: No, all CAN'T have prizes... even in the woke world of art

ALEXANDRA SHULMAN: Four shortlisted artists were asked to share the £40,000 Turner Prize instead of having one winner. Margaret Atwood and Bernardine Evaristo shared Booker Prize.




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Make it easy with Marcus Wareing: Roasted Jerusalem artichokes with prunes and lentils

Roasted Jerusalem artichokes with prunes and lentils should turn you into an instant fan of this root vegetable, says British celebrity chef Marcus Wareing.




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Jewish woman claims the photo in her new Swedish passport was 'doctored' to give her a hooked nose

Annika Hernroth-Rothstein says the image of her face was altered at a police station in Sweden, leaving her feeling 'small and humiliated' (the offending photo is pictured).




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Vladimir Putin jokes Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad should invite Trump to Damascus 'to be healed'

President Bashar al-Assad tells Vladimir Putin in the video from a church in Damascus, Syria on Tuesday: 'If Trump arrives along this road, everything will become normal with him too.'




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The day Robson Green woke up to discover his dream home (and everything he owned) being washed away

These days Robson Green finds himself spending a lot of time looking upwards. He is not looking for divine inspiration. Rather, he is on his guard against advancing weather systems




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Prince Charles' goddaughter India Hicks admits closing her business 'broke her heart'

Prince Charles' goddaughter has admitted she was left 'heartbroken' and it 'felt like a failure' when she was forced to close her business 'India Hicks Style' last year.




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Queen will invoke spirit of WWII in an extraordinary address to the nation 

Royal addresses by the Queen are exceedingly rare. They come in times of war, such as the Gulf conflict in 1991, and at times of great sorrow.




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David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United

Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson.




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Tony Adams reveals joke he made to David Beckham as he tried to console him after Argentina red card

David Beckham was sent off in the second-half of England's last 16 game with Argentina after kicking out at Diego Simeone. The Three Lions would go on to be knocked out by their rivals on penalties.




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Brooke Boney swoons over Diplo during Sydney Harbour Bridge DJ set

She joined the Today show as an entertainment reporter earlier this year, and has already met major Hollywood stars like Chris Hemsworth and Angelina Jolie.




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Big Ben Stokes's fielding is out of this world after record five catches

NASSER HUSSAIN IN CAPE TOWN: Ben Stokes is one of the best and most complete fielders in world cricket. I can only really think of Chris Jordan as someone who comes anywhere near him.




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NASSER HUSSAIN: Ben Stokes won my vote for world cricketer of the year

NASSER HUSSAIN IN PORT ELIZABETH: When the ICC asked me to vote for my world cricketer of the year, it was an absolute no-brainer. I just ticked the box that said Ben Stokes.




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Amy Schumer cuddles her newborn son Gene as she jokes she will wear 'hospital underwear for life'

Amy Schumer shared two sweet photos with her newborn son to Instagram on Saturday to celebrate five weeks since giving birth. In the post she shares her appreciation for hospital underwear.




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Jennifer Lawrence jokes Amy Schumer is ignoring their friendship and spending too much time with son

Jennifer Lawrence is upset with Amy Schumer's parenting schedule. She asked the comedian questions about The Handmaid's Tale via text and Amy was too busy with her son to answer.




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Amy Schumer jokes that son Gene is an actual 'food baby' as comedian laughs off Thanksgiving dinner

The 38-year-old comedian took to Instagram as she rested in bed with her celebrity chef husband Chris Fischer, 39, and their baby boy Gene.




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Amy Schumer passes on her childhood stuffed animal Pokey to her son Gene

Amy Schumer has passed on her beloved and rather terrifying childhood stuffed animal Pokey to her son Gene, as revealed in a new Instagram post.




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Amy Schumer pokes fun at Harry and Meghan's decision to quit monarchy

Amy Schumer took to Instagram on Thursday to poke fun at Harry and Meghan in light of their decision to quit the monarchy for the US. 




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Amy Schumer puts her chest on display as she cheekily jokes that she was snubbed at the SAG Awards

Schumer has been particularly candid about the changes her body has gone through since her first pregnancy, even revealing her C-section scar and IVF injection marks.




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Amy Schumer bundles up out with husband Chris and jokes about 'watching the Oscars in sweatpants' 

Amy Schumer was spotted out on a chilly day in New York taking a stroll with her husband Chris Fischer on Sunday afternoon before watching the Oscars in her sweats.




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Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Amy Schumer to headline week-long Netflix Is A Joke Fest in LA

The hundred-show fest marks a reunion for Comic Relief USA co-founders Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg - who will pay homage to and induct their partner Robin Williams who died, age 63, in 2014.




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Amy Schumer jokes about son Gene making his 'first video' in shaky Instagram clip

Amy Schumer is simply smitten with her nearly one-year-old son Gene. So when the giggling little one snatched mom's phone, the comic let her darling little dude play around.




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Amy Schumer opens up about her son's 'genital' name stating it wasn't a joke but a 'huge f*** up'

With Amy Schumer about to celebrate her son Gene's first birthday, she's opening up about changing her son's name that had an inadvertent 'genital' sound.




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The most serious story of my lifetime - and I looked like a human pumpkin...

'How bad is it?' I whispered to Susanna Reid. 'It's not great,' she giggled. 'There are some… blending issues.'




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Piers Morgan makes joke as he poses with single Cheryl after Liam Payne split

The singer, 35, put on a brave exterior as she posed next to GMB host Piers Morgan at Simon Cowell's star-studded Syco Victoria & Albert Museum in London on Monday night.




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Liam Payne reveals that 'many girls' broke his heart but new girlfriend 'completely' has his back

Liam Payne is talking heartbreak and love in a new interview with MTV News ahead of the released of his first solo album in December.




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Cheryl Cole hasn't spoken to Nadine Coyle in seven years after falling out during reunion tour

Girls Aloud star Nadine Coyle dismissed talk of a rift with her former bandmates as 'fake news' but Cheryl out has not spoken to her since the band's reunion tor in 2012, it has been revealed.




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Injured Mohamed Salah has a laugh and a joke with Liverpool's Under 9 girls side

Mohamed Salah had a laugh with the Liverpool Women Under 9's side as the injured star was quizzed on Scouse words and taught to dance.




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Stand up to crooked FIFA, share the wealth, stop moaning and blood more British kids

The coronavirus outbreak has given plenty the chance to stop and take stock. Here, Sportsmail's experts offer their suggestions as to how football could improve once it returns.




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Hundreds apply for a 'travel ban loophole' in a bid to spend Easter on North Stradbroke Island

Redland City Mayor Karen Williams wants the state government to stop people from changing their driver's licence address to North Stradbroke Island after 300 applications were made in just over a week.




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MAFS' Mishel Karen hits back at claims she broke lockdown rules going to the hair salon 

Married At First Sight star Mishel Karen has clapped back at trolls after she  inundated with hateful messages when she posted her visit to a hair salon for a colour and cut on Instagram, this week.




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Heartbroken miner who rushed home from Australia to see his dying wife denied chance to say goodbye

Bernie Ryan flew back to the country on Sunday from his job as a mining contractor in Brisbane after hearing his wife's cancer had aggressively returned and she had only hours to live.




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Andrea Leadsom jokes about John Bercow in resignation speech

Ms Leadsom, who frequently clashed with the former Speaker in the Commons, used a ministerial resignation speech to wade in on him again, despite his own retirement in December.




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ALEX BRUMMER: Boris Johnson's Government is going for broke to fight coronavirus

ALEX BRUMMER writes: The Government and Chancellor Rishi Sunak (pictured) is sparing no effort as they battles to stop the coronavirus.




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Dancing With The Stars: Ally Brooke earns first nines of season for Disney Night contemporary dance

The 26-year-old singer soared to the top of the leaderboard again on Monday night's episode of Dancing With The Stars while earning the first nines of season 28.




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Dancing With The Stars: Sean Spicer FINALLy gets eliminated as Ally Brooke earns perfect 10s twice

The 26-year-old pop star earned perfect 10s on both of her routines on Monday's episode of Dancing With The Stars that was dedicated to boy bands and girl groups.




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Dancing With The Stars: Ally Brooke begs to give finals spot to James Van Der Beek after miscarriage

The 26-year-old pop singer begged to give up her spot in the finals of Dancing With The Stars on Monday to James Van Der Beek, 42, after he revealed his wife suffered a miscarriage.




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Ally Brooke shows off just how much weight she's lost on Dancing With The Stars

Ally Brooke arrived at the dance studio in a pair of jean shorts she'd previously worn to show off just how much weight she's lost since starting the series in back in mid-September.




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James Van Der Beek encouraged Ally Brooke to 'enjoy this shine' after DWTS judges eliminated him

James Van Der Beek was warmly encouraging to Ally Brooke after Dancing With The Stars judges decided to save her and eliminate him.




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Hannah Brown is weighed down with bags at DWTS rehearsals with Ally Brooke and Lauren Alaina

Hannah Brown showed off a bit of her flat tummy in a black crop top for Dancing With The Stars Rehearsals. She was joined by her competitors Ally Brooke and Lauren Alaina.




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DWTS host Erin Andrews slams critics who claimed she looked 'less than impressed' with Hannah's win

Hannah Brown and her partner Alan Bersten were crowned the winners of season 28 of Dancing With The Stars. But some fans felt that the show's co-host Erin Andrews had a reserved reaction.




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Brooke Burke heats up the holidays as she celebrates Christmas Eve in a festive red bikini

While the weather outside is frightful in other parts of the country, it's bikini weather in Malibu on Christmas Eve for Brooke Burke.




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Why Lionel Messi COULD do it on a cold wet Wednesday night in Stoke

THE NUMBERS GAME - KIERAN GILL: A cold wet Wednesday night in Stoke has long been the benchmark when it came to the question of whether Lionel Messi could deliver in England.




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Danny Drinkwater must win over Frank Lampard to fix broken Chelsea career 

KIERAN GILL: 'It has been a long journey to get here,' said Danny Drinkwater on the day he signed for Chelsea in 2017, 'but I am very happy and looking forward to helping the club win more trophies'.




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David Cameron wins his bid to build SNOOKER ROOM at his £2 million Cornish holiday home

The ex-PM and his wife Samantha, 48, have been given permission to build a games room to house a snooker table in the garden of their retreat in the pretty village of Trebetherick, Cornwall




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David Cameron woke up wondering what John Bercow would do 'to make my life hell today'

Former Prime Minister David Cameron said he was left 'scratching his head' by some of the rulings that John Bercow (pictured) made as Speaker of the Commons.




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Social media erupts with hilarious memes after Ricky Gervais roasts 'woke Hollywood hypocrites'

People watching - and tweeting - at home hurried to social media to praise Gervais' scathing Golden Globes comments and turned on-screen celebrity reactions into a variety of memes.




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Golden Globes 2020: 'I love you!': Joker star Joaquin Phoenix pays tribute to fiancée Rooney Mara

The actor, 45, declared: 'I love you' to the stunning actress, 34, as he scooped the Golden Globe award for Best Performance for Joker at the Beverly Hilton hotel, California on Sunday.




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Merkel and Macron try to broker new US-Iranian talks at UN

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and President Emmanuel Macron of France both sat down separately with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani at the UN in New York.




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Boris Johnson and Leo Varadkar joke, 'We got on better than Coleen and Rebekah'

Leo Varadkar broke the ice as the pair sat down in Thornton Manor on the Wirral where Coleen Rooney had her birthday party. Boris Johnson joked that they get on better than her and Rebekah Vardy.




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Pokemon Go comes to DNC's secure zone

The collectible critters have been placed inside the secure zone of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Outside it souvenir sellers are cashing in on Sanders.