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JOKES: कंजूस सेठ को लगा बिजली का करंट

JOKES: कंजूस सेठ को लगा बिजली का करंट... एक कंजूस सेठ को बिजली का करंट लग गया... दूर जाकर गिरे सेठ को पत्नी ने उठाया और पूछा- आप ठीक तो है ना? कंजूस सेठ- फालतू की बात छोड़ मीटर देखकर बता




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JOKES: दो महिलाओं की पतियों के बारे में मजेदार बाचतीत

दो महिलाएं पुरुषों के आलस पर बातचीत कर रही थीं। उनमें से एक मुस्कुराकर बोली- मेरे पति तो बिलकुल बच्चों की तरह हैं। इस पर दूसरी कहने लगी- मेरे पति का भी यही हाल है। क्या बताऊं, दफ्तर से आकर जब




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JOKES: लॉकडाउन पर ये मजेदार चुटकुले सुने हंसी नहीं रोक पाएंगे

घर में बंद पति-पत्नी.... सोनू फोन पर अपने दोस्त मोनू से- लॉकडाउन के कारण 5 दिन से घर पर बैठा हूं, पत्नी कई बार आते-जाते बोल चुकी है- पता नहीं यह बीमारी कब जाएगी?? समझ नहीं आता कि वह मुझे बोल




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JOKES: संतू ने लड़की को पार्क में बुलाया लेकिन हो गया कांड..

JOKES: संतू ने लड़की को पार्क में बुलाया लेकिन हो गया कांड.. संतू ने लड़की को मिलने के लिए पार्क में बुलाया.... संतू पार्क में आई लड़की से बोला क्या मैं पहला लड़का हूं जिसके लिए तुम पार्क में आई हो?




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JOKES: लॉकडाउन में पैदा हो रहे बच्चों के रखे जा रहे कैसे-कैसे नाम

JOKES: लॉकडाउन में पैदा हो रहे बच्चों के रखे जा रहे कैसे-कैसे नाम... सोनू अपने दोस्त मोनू से-यार मुझे पता चला कि किसी ने अपने बच्चे का नाम कोविड कर रख दिया... मोनू- हां यार, बताओ लोग कैसे -कैसे नाम रख




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JOKES: संतू ने बोतल में थूका था गुटखा और मंटू...

JOKES: संतू ने बोतल में थूका था गुटखा और मंटू... संतू सिनेमा हाल में cold drink की बोतल लेके बैठा था. हर 15-20 मिनट पर बोतल को मुँह से लगा रहा था. बगल में बैठे मंटू को गुस्सा आ रहा था... उसने




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JOKES: जब हरियाणवी ताऊ के पास से गुजरी ताई...

जब हरियाणवी ताऊ के पास से गुजरी ताई... हरियाणा का एक ताऊ कार धो रहा था तभी पास से एक पड़ोस की महिला वहां से गुजरी... महिला- कार धो रहे हो क्या ? ताऊ- ना तो.. पानी पिला रहा इसे... क्या




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JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति को शराब पीने से रोका...

JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति को शराब पीने से रोका... एक शराबी घर में बैठा शराब पी रहा था... उसकी पत्नी ने बोतल उठा ली और बाहर फेंकते हुए बोली- पत्नी- तुम फिर से शराब पीने लगे, इस घर




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JOKES: सुहागरात पर पति से हुआ कुछ ऐसा, सुबह होते ही पत्नी ने मांगा तलाक

JOKES: सुहागरात पर पति से हुआ कुछ ऐसा, सुबह होते ही पत्नी ने मांगा तलाक.. शादी के बाद सुहागरात को पति पत्नी के पास पहुंचा। पति- क्या बताऊं, लगातार दोस्तों में बात करते-करते थक गया हूं. जरा एक गिलास




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JOKES: जब अपनी सहेली से बोली रीमा- पति तो सोने ही नहीं देते

रीमा अपनी दोस्त सीमा से- रात को मेरे पति मुझे बिलकुल भी सोने नहीं देते... सीमा-  क्यों? रीमा- क्योंकि वह बीमार रहते हैं.. तो उनको रात में दवाई देने पड़ती है.. सीमा- तो तू नर्स रख ले रीमा- नर्स रखी है तभी




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JOKES: जब पत्नी के सवालों पर कब्र से बोल पड़ा पति

JOKES: जब पत्नी के सवालों पर कब्र से बोल पड़ा पति.... औरत अपने पति की कब्र पर रोते हुए बोली- बेटा लैपटॉप मांग रहा है, मैं क्या करूं?  बेटी ने मोबाइल की फरमाइश कर दी है,  क्या करूं?  मेरे खुद के




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JOKES: जब गप्पू को बीवी की आंख बचा गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ डिनर पर जाना पड़ा महंगा

JOKES: गप्पू को बीवी की आंख बचा गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ डिनर पर जाना पड़ा महंगा- गप्पू अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को लेकर होटल डिनर कराने  गया... गप्पू - बोलो बेबी, क्या मंगाऊं?  गर्लफ्रेंड - मेरे लिए तो पिज्जा मंगा लो और अपने लिए




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JOKES: लॉकडाउन में दोस्तों की बातचीत कर देगी लोटपोट

लॉकडाउन के बीच दो दोस्तों की मुलाकात हुई तो एक दूसरे का हाल पूछने लगे... पहला- और भाई कैसे गुजर रहा है? दूसरा- सब खैरियत है। पत्नी और मुझमें बहुत अच्छी अंडरस्टैंडिंग है। सुबह दोनों मिलकर नाश्ता बनाते हैं,




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JOKES: जब पापा ने देखा बेटे रतनू का रिजल्ट...

पापा- रतनू, बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? रतनू- पापा 80 प्रतिशत आए हैं. पापा- पर मार्कशीट पर 40 लिखा है? रतनू- बाकी के 40 आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे।   पप्पू : पापा मुझे एक लड़की पसंद




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JOKES: विकास ने गोपाल को बताया पत्नी का मजेदार नाम

JOKES: विकास ने गोपाल को बताया पत्नी का मजेदार नाम... गोपाल- अरे विकास, तू अपनी पत्नी को किस नाम से बुलाता है? विकास- गूगल डार्लिंग बोलता हूं गोपाल- ये किस तरह का नाम हुआ? विकास- और क्या ना रखूं?




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JOKES: जब अचानक पत्नी ने पूछा- आपने कामवाली के साथ क्या लफड़ा किया?

जुगल ने प्रेमिका के सामने शादी के लिए रख दी ये डिमांड- जुगल और उसकी प्रेमिका पार्क में बैठे हुए थे.. तभी जुगल बोला- मैं उस युवती से शादी करना चाहता हूं, जो मेहनती हो, सादगी से रहती हो, घर को




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JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति से कहा- अब तो दाढ़ी बना लो..

JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति से कहा- अब तो दाढ़ी बना लो.. पत्नी पति से- अब तो दाढ़ी बना ही लो.. पति- क्यों, तुम्हें क्या प्रोब्लम है? पत्नी- बाजू वाली पूछ रही थी कि तुम्हारे घर जो बाबाजी आये हैं वो




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Get Rid of Your Chronic - Illness, Enjoy Love Making

Experts say that healthy sexual life, can lead to a healthy personal as well as family life. Both men and women love to get closer to their partners. They find sex as the best tool to closeness. Some are lucky enough




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Enjoy The 3 – 7 Minutes Of Pleasure

Have you ever come across of people who boast about their long night love making sessions? I am sure that you have and also felt bad for not being one of them.Now, don't hang your neck in shame because those people




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Doctors prepared for my death in COVID-19 battle: Boris Johnson post recovery

London, May 03: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson revealed for the first time on Sunday that there were "contingency plans" in place in case things went "badly wrong" and he died during his treatment for COVID-19 in a hospital here last




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Kim Jong Un did not have surgery says South Korea

Seoul, May 04: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un did not undergo surgery or any other medical procedure, a South Korean official said on Sunday, amid speculation about his health that continues to linger even after he reappeared publicly in recent




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UK PM Boris Johnson's divorce with Indian-origin wife finalised

London, May 7: Boris Johnson has become the first British Prime Minister to divorce while in office in 250 years as papers filed by his Indian-origin ex-wife Marina Wheeler earlier this year were granted recently. The 55-year-old had announced




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Lost Your Job Amid Covid 19: Hyundai To Pay Your Car Loan EMI

In order to help customers sail through the current unprecedented times wherein they might have suffered job loss or salary cut and may be in a difficult situation altogether when it comes to servicing of loan EMIs, leading car manufacturer Hyundai




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Lost Your Job Amid Covid 19: Hyundai To Pay Your Car Loan EMI

In order to help customers sail through the current unprecedented times wherein they might have suffered job loss or salary cut and may be in a difficult situation altogether when it comes to servicing of loan EMIs, leading car manufacturer Hyundai




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Ajit Jogi suffers cardiac arrest, condition serious

Raipur, May 09: Former Chhattisgarh chief minister Ajit Jogi, 74, was admitted to a private hospital on Saturday after he suffered a cardiac arrest at his home this afternoon. Ajit Jogi''s health suddenly worsened while he was having breakfast, following




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This Industry Has 4 Cr Jobs In India: Have You Applied Yet?

Whenever we hear about careers in the hospitality and tourism industry, there are usually two general notions that come to our mind. Some of us think that a career in this sector is like constantly being on holiday-hanging out in hotels,




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5 Ways To Prepare For Job Loss And Such Exigencies Amid Pandemic

There is bad news everywhere amid Covid 19 crisis which has led most employed to fret about job loss or salary cuts. Various industries hit the most including aviation has announced no pay-outs for April, May month. At the same time,




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BookMyShow join hands with WhatsApp to make mobile ticketing easy

Online entertainment ticketing platform BookMyShow said that it has now joined hands with WhatsApp business pilot program. As part of this test, BookMyShow has made WhatsApp a default ticket confirmation channel for all its users. The company said that it




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Paytm join hands with Delhi Daredevils

Mobile-first financial services platform Paytm has joined hands with announced Delhi Daredevils in the upcoming 11th edition of the VIVO Indian Premier League (VIVO IPL). Tickets will go live on Paytm and Insider.in after the 2nd week of March for




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Sania Mirza clarifies on 'joru ka ghulam' tweet, says wives blamed for players poor show

Mirza has spoken about this tweet during a video interaction with Indian women cricketers Jemimah Rodrigues and Smriti Mandhana on their Youtube chat show "Double Trouble."




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Prithviraj Sukumaran & Supriya Menon Set Major Couple Goals On 9th Wedding Anniversary!

Prithviraj Sukumaran, the actor-filmmaker and his wife Supriya Menon, the journalist-turned-producer are one of the most adored star couples of Malayalam film industry. The couple has lead by example with their love, mutual respect, and unconditional support for each other. Prithviraj




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COVID-19: Vikram Ravichandran’s Trivikrama Facing Major Dilemma Over Australia Schedule

V Ravichandran's younger son, Vikram is currently busy working on his highly awaited debut film, Trivikrama. For the unversed, the film team was all set to head to Australia on April 14 for their final shoot schedule. However, due to the




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Golden Star Ganesh Completes 14 Years As Hero In The Industry; Opens Up About His Journey

Golden Star Ganesh recently completed 14 years as a hero in the Kannada film industry. The actor in a recent interview with the New Indian Express opened up about his big-screen journey whilst adding that the lockdown has helped him reassess




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Pawan Kalyan To Join Hands With Brother Chiranjeevi For Lucifer Remake?

There has been a lot of speculations revolving around the Telugu remake of Malayalam movie Lucifer, since Chiranjeevi secured the remake rights of the film. Not too long ago, there were rumours about Allu Arjun essaying a cameo in the action




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Chiranjeevi To Join Hands With Rana Daggubati For KS Ravindra Directorial?

Megastar Chiranjeevi's upcoming film, Acharya and Lucifer remake are undoubtedly going to be one of the biggest Telugu releases. The actor is currently listening to scripts for other projects. Of lately, he has confirmed that he will be working with Meher




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Johnny Depp Joins Instagram, Talks About John Lennon's 'Isolation' In First Post

Amerian actor Johnny Depp finally made his debut on Instagram on Thursday. The actor shared a cover of John Lennon's 1970 song Isolation. The first picture shows him sitting on a bench surrounded by candles. "Hello everyone filming something




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Joker Full Movie Leaked On Tamilrockers For Free Download In HD Quality

The Hollywood Film Joker, which helped Joaquin Phoenix win the Academy Award for the Best Actor this year, has fallen prey to piracy. The American psychological thriller has been leaked by the infamous piracy website, Tamilrockers. Well, the movie which was




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Chris Hemsworth Offers Job To A Persistent Indian Fan Chasing After His Car

MCU's Thor, Chris Hemsworth earlier shot for the Netflix film Extraction in Mumbai and in Ahmedabad. This week, as a throwback, the actor shared a video of a fan chasing his car on a bike. Hemsworth, in the post shared




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Keanu Reeves' John Wick 4 Pushed To May 2022

Keanu Reeves' John Wick: Chapter 4 is being pushed a year from May 2021 to May 27, 2022, due to the novel Coronavirus.  The new date is part of Lionsgate's release calendar shuffle due to the coronavirus pandemic, which




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I For India: Will Smith-Mick Jagger Join Hands With Shah Rukh Khan For India's Coronavirus Concert

The Rolling Stones' rock legend Mick Jagger and American actor Will Smith, on Sunday, joined Bollywood actors for the four-hour concert, that happened on Sunday itself, to raise funds for India's battle against the novel Coronavirus. Some of the other stars




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Extraction Sequel Will Be Shot Internationally With Same Character: Joe Russo

Director-producer Joe Russo is looking forward to the sequel to the Chris Hemsworth-starrer Extraction, and one thing that he wants to carry over is the less USA feel of the story. Extraction was set in Dhaka, Bangladesh, and predominantly shot in India




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Muskurayega India singer Vishal Mishra joins Likee, goes live to connect with fans

The other song performed by Vishal Mishra during the live session was Muskurayega India, which is a message of positivity in the times of lockdown by the film fraternity.




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Mother's Day special: Debina Bonnerjee recalls how her mother stitched Kajol's 'Baazigar' outfit for her

Debina also shared that she wants to take her mom to the Maldives after lockdown.




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Vijay To Join Hands With Mersal Makers Once Again!

Vijay, the Thalapathy of the Tamil film industry is totally busy in his career with some interesting projects in the pipeline. If the latest reports are to be believed, the Master star is now all set to join hands with the makers




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Thalapathy 65: S Thaman Confirms Joining The Vijay Starrer!

Vijay's 65th outing in Tamil cinema, which has been tentatively titled as Thalapathy 65, is one of the most anticipated upcoming films of the industry. The project, which brings back the Vijay-AR Murugadoss duo after a short break, features some of




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Karan Johar, Neha Dhupia, Soha Ali Khan And Others Pledge To Protect The Planet

While the human race is facing the toughest time dealing with a worldwide lockdown, our Mother Earth is healing and reinstating herself. Amid the coronavirus pandemic, while each one of us is hoping for a better and brighter future Bollywood celebrities




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Sara Ali Khan Says Her Brother Ibrahim Is Interested In Joining Bollywood: 'It's A Dream Right Now'

After debuting in Bollywood with Sushant Singh Rajput's Kedarnath, Saif Ali Khan and Sara Ali Khan's daughter Sara Ali Khan, is counted as one of the most promising talents in the film industry. As Sara continues her film journey, now, all




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Ajay Devgn Pull's Wife Kajol's Leg: 'Feels Like It's Been 22 Years Since The Lockdown Began'

Ajay Devgn has an amazing sense of humour. The actor always leaves the netizens impressed with his wit and funny one-liners on social media. In times of COVID-19 crisis, the Tanhaji actor recently lightened up the mood by sharing a throwback




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Mother's Day 2020: When Kajol Dropped Mommy Goals With Her Revelations About Parenting Nysa & Yug

'Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother'. No wonder, she is your first go-to person, whenever life throws a googly at you! Motherhood is the greatest and the hardest thing to do, and Bollywood actress Kajol agrees




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Actress Nagma Trolled On Twitter For Supporting Journalists From Pakistan!

Actress turned politician Nagma has found herself in trouble as she has been accused of being anti-India for siding with journalists from Pakistan. The actress is now getting trolled on Twitter for her tweet supporting the journalists. More than 10,000 tweets