jokes Ted Cruz jokes Trump's Washington is like 'Game of Thrones': Sessions is Ned and Pelosi is Khalesi By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 02 Dec 2018 21:32:12 GMT Cruz delivered a jesting speech in Washington, saying the next two years in Trump's Washington will be 'Game of Thrones': 'Mueller is coming ...Trump finally builds a wall to keep the wildlings out.' Full Article
jokes Donald Trump Jr. jokes that Mitt Romney is 'my favorite Democrat,' WON'T rule out running for office By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 05 Nov 2019 16:08:38 GMT Romney, a first-term U.S. senator from Utah, was the Republican Party's presidential nominee in 2012. He lost to Barack Obama in a race that President Donald Trump called 'winnable.' Full Article
jokes Brad Pitt jokes about why he never worked with Leonardo DiCaprio By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 24 Jul 2019 04:24:06 GMT Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio are both A-list heart throbs and the stars of Quentin Tarantino's new flick Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Full Article
jokes Trump jokes maybe he'll get a 'beautiful vase' after North Korea promises 'Christmas gift' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 24 Dec 2019 16:08:32 GMT Donald Trump on Tuesday brushed aside threats of a Christmas surprise from North Korea, joking maybe he would get a 'beautiful vase' from Kim Jong Un instead of a missile test. Full Article
jokes GOP congressman Sean Duffy jokes with his wife about house rules for their 8 kids By Published On :: Tue, 19 Jul 2016 04:06:58 +0100 Rep. Sean Duffy and his wife Rachel Campos-Duffy proudly pointed to their reality show past as they helped support another reality personality tonight at the Republican National Convention. Full Article
jokes Kate Hudson jokes that 'ski kisses aren't my thing' during baby-free ski trip with Danny Fujikawa By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 20 Jan 2020 23:09:56 GMT She is a mother of three, who's youngest is just over a year old. And Kate Hudson enjoyed her 'first trip away from baby,' as she hit the slopes of St. Moritz with boyfriend Danny Fujikawa. Full Article
jokes Harry Styles jokes Adore You is about his love for his pet fish By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:57:44 GMT Harry Styles has been keeping his fans entertained during this difficult time. Full Article
jokes Fred was 'butt of dressing room jokes' at Manchester United following Copa America gaffe By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 19 Oct 2019 10:52:21 GMT The Brazilian midfielder booked his wedding for July after expecting to be included in Brazil's Copa America squad. However, he was dropped by Brazil after a disappointing debut Premier League season. Full Article
jokes Logies voice-over Tony Martin is slammed for controversial jokes during 2019 broadcast By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 01 Jul 2019 06:33:05 GMT Tony Martin reprised his voiceover duties at the 2019 Logie Awards, but his controversial style divided viewers watching at home. Full Article
jokes Tom Gleeson jokes about the Logie awards ceremony being cancelled after his controversial win By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 04 Apr 2020 12:21:30 GMT Last years Gold Logie winner Tom Glesson has spoken out about this year's awards ceremony being cancelled due to the coronavirus pandemic. Full Article
jokes Serena Williams jokes she's never heard of Meghan Markle in video chat with Naomi Campbell By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 23:33:57 GMT 'I don't know what you're talking about, don't know nothing about that,' Serena responded. When Naomi, laughing, pressed her on it again, she said: 'Never seen her, never heard of her, don't know her.' Full Article
jokes Gwyneth Paltrow jokes 'our sex life is over' as she talks moving in with husband Brad Falchuk By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 07 Jan 2020 17:21:26 GMT She's finally moved in with Brad Falchuk, more than a year after they got married. Full Article
jokes Brad Pitt jokes it was easy to play a 'guy who gets high and doesn't get on with his wife' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 20 Jan 2020 13:35:08 GMT Looking into each other's eyes while smiling and embracing one another, Brad Pitt and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reunited backstage at Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles on Sunday. Full Article
jokes Barcelona coach Victor Valdes jokes about Neymar with Brazilian desperate for Nou Camp return By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 27 Aug 2019 17:46:48 GMT The Brazilian forward, 27, has been linked with a return to his former side this summer, two years after leaving the Catalan club for a world-record fee of £198million. Full Article
jokes Khloe Kardashian talks True's second birthday plans ... before star jokes about her different voice By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 11 Apr 2020 11:31:18 GMT Khloe Kardashian's daughter True Thompson is set to turn two years old. She talked about her plans on Instagram Live on Friday with her Good American co-founder Emme Grede. Full Article
jokes James Middleton jokes about social distancing as he tucks into meal with his beloved dogs By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 19 Mar 2020 09:59:19 GMT James Middleton, 32, who lives in London, joked he was joining 'the best dinner party ever' alongside four of his dogs as he posted about social distancing during coronavirus on Instagram. Full Article
jokes Ricky Gervais jokes about getting gout in lockdown as he shares After Life bloopers By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 21:09:26 GMT The comedian, 58, took to Twitter to post a live interactive video where he revealed his foot has started hurting 'on the top and bottom' and admitted it might be due to his love of wine. Full Article
jokes Gwyneth Paltrow jokes Elon Musk and Grimes have taken crown for 'most controversial baby name' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 22:17:57 GMT She raised eyebrows for her unique choice of baby name in 2004 when she introduced her daughter Apple to the world. Full Article
jokes Bush's 'Jeb Can Fix It' slogan draws snickers as Twitter is flooded with 'Bob The Builder' jokes By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 03 Nov 2015 07:47:12 GMT In the annals of American political slogans, none has ever been borrowed from a British cartoon. Jeb Bush can fix that. Full Article
jokes Cristiano Ronaldo beaten at core crusher challenge as Caster Semenya jokes he 'tried his best' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 06 Apr 2020 16:21:30 GMT Caster Semenya smashed Cristiano Ronaldo's 'core crusher challenge' record in the Nike Living Room Cup challenge, an initiative aiming to promote exercising indoors during the coronavirus pandemic Full Article
jokes Veteran, 83, who met Prince Harry and Meghan Markle jokes they 'singled me out because I'm handsome' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2019 11:55:31 GMT Monty Murrell, 83, from Basildon, who joined the army in 1954 before serving for seven years, was one of the many veterans who joined the Remembrance ceremony attended by the royals. Full Article
jokes Vladimir Putin jokes Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad should invite Trump to Damascus 'to be healed' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 12 Jan 2020 22:05:00 GMT President Bashar al-Assad tells Vladimir Putin in the video from a church in Damascus, Syria on Tuesday: 'If Trump arrives along this road, everything will become normal with him too.' Full Article
jokes David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 08:09:06 GMT Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson. Full Article
jokes Amy Schumer cuddles her newborn son Gene as she jokes she will wear 'hospital underwear for life' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 09 Jun 2019 15:43:11 GMT Amy Schumer shared two sweet photos with her newborn son to Instagram on Saturday to celebrate five weeks since giving birth. In the post she shares her appreciation for hospital underwear. Full Article
jokes Jennifer Lawrence jokes Amy Schumer is ignoring their friendship and spending too much time with son By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 19 Jun 2019 14:21:53 GMT Jennifer Lawrence is upset with Amy Schumer's parenting schedule. She asked the comedian questions about The Handmaid's Tale via text and Amy was too busy with her son to answer. Full Article
jokes Amy Schumer jokes that son Gene is an actual 'food baby' as comedian laughs off Thanksgiving dinner By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 29 Nov 2019 20:46:56 GMT The 38-year-old comedian took to Instagram as she rested in bed with her celebrity chef husband Chris Fischer, 39, and their baby boy Gene. Full Article
jokes Amy Schumer puts her chest on display as she cheekily jokes that she was snubbed at the SAG Awards By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 21 Jan 2020 18:02:20 GMT Schumer has been particularly candid about the changes her body has gone through since her first pregnancy, even revealing her C-section scar and IVF injection marks. Full Article
jokes Amy Schumer bundles up out with husband Chris and jokes about 'watching the Oscars in sweatpants' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 21:23:46 GMT Amy Schumer was spotted out on a chilly day in New York taking a stroll with her husband Chris Fischer on Sunday afternoon before watching the Oscars in her sweats. Full Article
jokes Amy Schumer jokes about son Gene making his 'first video' in shaky Instagram clip By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 24 Apr 2020 16:14:25 GMT Amy Schumer is simply smitten with her nearly one-year-old son Gene. So when the giggling little one snatched mom's phone, the comic let her darling little dude play around. Full Article
jokes Andrea Leadsom jokes about John Bercow in resignation speech By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 04 Mar 2020 14:42:40 GMT Ms Leadsom, who frequently clashed with the former Speaker in the Commons, used a ministerial resignation speech to wade in on him again, despite his own retirement in December. Full Article
jokes President Obama jokes about how his appearance has changed and not Michelle's By Published On :: Thu, 28 Jul 2016 05:55:28 +0100 Since his first appearance as a presidential candidate in 2008, Obama's looks have changed dramatically - and he isn't embarrassed to admit it. Full Article
jokes Dean Wells is all smiles as he jokes with Christian Wilkins on the Dancing With The Stars set By Published On :: Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:53:33 +0000 Former Married At First Sight star Dean Wells was the victim of a vicious personal attack from Bachelorette winner Lee Elliott last week. Full Article
jokes Jessie J jokes about dating Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 19 Jun 2019 15:16:25 GMT Jessie J has confessed she would never have imagined she'd end up dating one of Hollywood's most eligible men, Channing Tatum, when she was younger. Full Article
jokes Mike Bloomberg JOKES about how his abysmal debate performance By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:13:49 GMT Mike Bloomberg got right back on the campaign trail Thursday morning, holding a rally where he joked about his abysmal debate performance. Full Article
jokes 'They're afraid Jill's going to hurt someone!' Joe Biden jokes he doesn't need Secret Service By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 05 Mar 2020 23:27:41 GMT Joe Biden joked at a fundraiser in California Wednesday night that he doesn't need Secret Service protection on the campaign trail because his wife, Jill, is able to do the job. Full Article
jokes We will have to 'waterboard the corgi' to find out if PM lied to the Queen jokes Rory Stewart By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 13 Sep 2019 12:11:36 GMT The former International development Secretary made the quip about the highly controversial torture technique as he was grilled about the PM's closure of Parliament. Full Article
jokes Awkwafina jokes she'll sell her Golden Globe award if she ever falls on hard times By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 06 Jan 2020 08:11:13 GMT After pulling off an upset win at the Golden Globes, comedienne Awkwafina joked that her new award might help her if she gets into any trouble. Full Article
jokes Rebel Wilson makes risqué jokes about Prince Harry and Royal Wedding By Published On :: Mon, 21 May 2018 05:38:10 +0100 None of the British royal family were safe when the Australian-born comedian hit the stage. Full Article
jokes T.I. jokes about assault arrest at the Billboard Music Awards By Published On :: Mon, 21 May 2018 22:07:52 +0100 The 37-year-old hip-hop star cracked: 'Jeesh. Good thing they let me in here tonight!' Full Article
jokes Skye Wheatley jokes about her 'crumpet butt' in Bali By Published On :: Thu, 01 Feb 2018 04:28:46 +0000 She's known for her picture perfect Instagram snaps. Full Article
jokes Skye Wheatley jokes about taking 'mushies' in Bali By Published On :: Tue, 06 Mar 2018 15:06:48 +0000 She's the former Big Brother star who infamously underwent a botched boob job in Bangkok. Full Article
jokes Skye Wheatley jokes about having a drinking problem By Published On :: Fri, 16 Mar 2018 11:01:20 +0000 She is the former Big Brother contestant who is known for her raunchy social media posts. Full Article
jokes Eddie Murphy takes a dig at Bill Cosby and jokes about his kids as he returns to SNL after 35 years By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 25 Dec 2019 07:32:51 GMT The 58-year-old legend opened Saturday night's show by talking about his 10 kids, getting a joke off about Bill Cosby in the process. The three comedic legends joined Murphy on SNL. Full Article
jokes Darren Criss jokes about Beyonce singing the song he wanted for The Disney Family Singalong By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 18 Apr 2020 07:18:44 GMT Darren Criss joked about Beyonce singing the song he wanted to perform during The Disney Family Singalong special on Thursday night.. Full Article
jokes BAFTAs 2020: Rebel Wilson jokes about all-male Director category By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 04 Feb 2020 07:42:46 GMT Rebel Wilson lit up the British Academy Film Award (BAFTA) red carpet on Sunday. The Australian actress oozed Hollywood glamour as she showed off her slimmed-down frame in a fugue-hugging design. Full Article
jokes BAFTAs 2020: Graham Norton jokes about 'white male privilege' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:58:33 GMT The 56-year-old's opening monologue also had fans claiming online that he was 'dying on his feet' and his 'jokes are falling flat as day-old lemonade'. Full Article
jokes Olivia Colman jokes that the evening she won her Oscar 'was the best night of my husband's life' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 11:46:30 GMT Olivia Colman joked that the evening she won her Oscar last year was 'the best night...of my husband's life.' She was at the Dolby Theatre this Sunday to present best actor to Joaquin Phoenix. Full Article
jokes David Beckham jokes he's wearing his dad's jeans in throwback photo with Manchester United By Published On :: Fri, 01 May 2020 00:58:27 +0100 Beckham was the star name in United's Class of 1992 stars featuring Scholes, Butt, Ryan Giggs and the Neville brothers that went on to enjoy huge success at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson. Full Article
jokes Andy Murray jokes that he's too good as he sails through to virtual Madrid Open semi-finals By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 30 Apr 2020 13:16:21 GMT Andy Murray will go down as one of tennis' greats in the modern era and it appears his prowess in the sport also extends to the virtual realm. Full Article
jokes Deontay Wilder jokes about Anthony Joshua's 'pitty pat' punching style By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:00:10 GMT Deontay Wilder has taken a swipe at heavyweight rival Anthony Joshua as he steps up preparations for his rematch with Tyson Fury by mocking his boxing style. Full Article