jokes BBC Big Night In: Prince William jokes he hasn't seen Tiger King as he 'avoids shows about royalty' By www.independent.co.uk Published On :: 2020-04-23T18:26:00Z Comedy sketch also saw Stephen Fry reprise one of his most famous Blackadder characters Full Article
jokes Big Bang Theory: Kaley Cuoco's co-star Johnny Galecki jokes about Penny's real-life husband on Instagram By www.independent.co.uk Published On :: 2020-04-28T08:07:00Z It's nice to see Penny and Leonard are still on good terms Full Article
jokes Line of Duty star Adrian Dunbar jokes that he is 'worried' about cast's weight gain while series 6 filming is suspended By www.independent.co.uk Published On :: 2020-04-28T14:53:56Z 'I'm kind of worried about what's going to happen because a lot of us are eating quite a lot' Full Article
jokes Ricky Gervais jokes about toilet paper shortages: 'as long as I've got booze, I don't care' By www.independent.co.uk Published On :: 2020-04-29T13:37:10Z 'If people are fighting over toilet rolls instead of booze, there's something wrong,' laughed the comedian Full Article
jokes Have I Got News For You: David Tennant jokes that Eamonn Holmes lives in a 'tin foil bungalow' By www.independent.co.uk Published On :: 2020-05-08T12:56:50Z Holmes came under fire for giving validity to a conspiracy theory linking 5G to coronavirus Full Article
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jokes Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 13:00:00 -0700 While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong. Full Article jokes dad jokes correct puns stilly Memes literalism lol dumb funny
jokes Alireza Samimi (C) of Iran jokes with a FIFA Player's Escort in the tunnel By www.fifa.com Published On :: Wed, 28 Sep 2016 04:47:00 GMT MEDELLIN, COLOMBIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Alireza Samimi (C) of Iran jokes with a FIFA Player's Escort in the tunnel before the FIFA Futsal World Cup Semi-Final match between Iran and Russia at Coliseo Ivan de Bedout stadium on September 27, 2016 in Medellin, Colombia. (Photo by Alex Caparros - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images) Full Article Area=Tournament Section=Competition Kind=Photo Tournament=FIFA Futsal World Cup Colombia 2016
jokes Pakistani host jokes about Rishi Kapoor and Irrfan Khan's demise, actor Adnan Siddiqui apologises By www.mid-day.com Published On :: 3 May 2020 08:19:50 GMT For the uninitiated, the demise of Rishi Kapoor and Irrfan Khan has left a void that will never be filled. The legends have only left millions of memories for all of us through their films and performances, both of which will always stay unforgettable. Their collective contribution to Indian Cinema was over a 100 years, yes! However, a Pakistani host by the name of Amir Liaquat recently made fun of their deaths and that has forced another Pakistani actor Adnan Siddiqui to take to his social media account to apologise. Taking to Instagram, he wrote- "So I don't know how to explain what I'm feeling right now or what to say. But this needs to go out. I was invited on the live chat show 'Jeewey Pakistan' yesterday when this unfortunate incident happened." (sic) He added, "The anchor Amir Liaquat Sahab joked about something extremely sensitive. Not only were they both close to me but also as a human it was wrong on so many levels. I cannot even call it 'hitting below the belt'." (sic) Have a look at the post right here: View this post on Instagram ð. A post shared by Adnan Siddiqui (@adnansid1) onMay 1, 2020 at 3:30pm PDT In case you were unaware, Siddiqui played the role of Sridevi's husband in Mom and also shared the screen with Irrfan Khan in 2007's International film, A Mighty Heart. He even shared a picture from one of the stills from that film to mourn the actor's sudden demise and wrote a long note. Have a look right here: View this post on Instagram “Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un”..... "Verily we belong to God, and verily to Him do we return."! . . . Disturbed and gutted!! A fine soul gone too soon. I had the honour of first meeting Irrfan as a co-star on the sets of ‘A Mighty Heart.’ For one of the scenes after learning his lines I saw him doing the scene again and again which left me puzzled. I asked him, Irrfan Sahab ye kya kar rahe hain aap? He replied- We’re both playing CID agents which means we’ll be showing our ID cards everywhere. I’m practicising the scene so I don’t look clumsy while showing the ID card. And that was the first time I realised what a fine actor he was. We’d become friends on the sets and used to hang out together after the shoot. I remember for another scene, he wanted to know a word in Urdu used commonly in Pakistan and he asked me. He was a great actor but didn’t shy away from learning and perfecting his art. One of the evenings, he shared an incident where him and his friend got the role of an extra actor in James Bond series “Octopussy” which was shot in India. But because they cycled to the set, they were late and the shoot was over. He told me since then he wanted to do a Hollywood movie. Our careers in Hollywood started together, but he proved his mettle and conquered the fort. In 2018 while attending IPPA in London. I found out that he was in London, though he wasn’t meeting anyone he agreed to meet me. We had a long chat about movies and world in general. He looked so positive. His last words were- “Adnan, I’ll be fine very soon and I’ll be back. InshAllah”! Who knew today, I would be penning this note. Condolences and strength to his family. Irrfan, you will be missed a lot. Rest in peace my friend.ð A post shared by Adnan Siddiqui (@adnansid1) onApr 29, 2020 at 3:02am PDT And this is what he had to say about Kapoor's unfortunate death: View this post on Instagram Another huge blow!. It’s very devastating to see two legends of Bollywood passing away in two days . Rishi Sahib , you will be remembered always! ðð½ A post shared by Adnan Siddiqui (@adnansid1) onApr 29, 2020 at 11:21pm PDT What are your opinions on this whole issue? Catch up on all the latest entertainment news and gossip here. Also, download the new mid-day Android and iOS apps. Mid-Day is now on Telegram. Click here to join our channel (@middayinfomedialtd) and stay updated with the latest news Full Article
jokes Parmeet Sethi jokes about his marriage with Archana Puran Singh, says 'Iska koi refund nahin hai'! By www.mid-day.com Published On :: 4 May 2020 11:13:01 GMT Archana Puran Singh has always believed in laughing out loud and living life to the fullest. We all have seen that in Comedy Circus and The Kapil Sharma Show, and the same amount of mirth and liveliness is to be found in her Instagram posts. But in the latest one, it's her hubby Parmeet Sethi who steals the show. We all get to see Singh capturing Sethi and her mother and Sethi, who seems to be in a jovial mood, begins taking a dig at her and their 30-year old marriage. He calls her a 'defective maal' and also adds 'Iska koi refund nahin hai.' To make matters worse for her and funnier for us, her mother too joins Sethi to pull her leg. Have a look at the first video right here where we can see all three of them: View this post on Instagram . Both saasu ma and jawai ji have some fun... at my expense! ð Mom has declared me to be the "video waala" ! ð¤¦âÂÂï¸Âð #lockdown2020 #quarantinelife #madhislandlife A post shared by Archana Puran Singh (@archanapuransingh) onMay 2, 2020 at 6:47am PDT And in the second video, the actress gives us a glimpse of their Sunday conversations. She says- "Sunday. No workout. Fresh mint flavoured nimbu paani. Nature. Mom. Parmeet. Bhagyashri. Entertainment. Nok jhok. Happy." (sic) Have a look right here: View this post on Instagram Sunday. No workout. Fresh mint flavoured nimbu paani. Nature. Mom. Parmeet. Bhagyashri. Entertainment. Nok jhonk. Happy. @iamparmeetsethi #madhislandlife #quarantinelife #lockdown2020 #bhagyashrirocks A post shared by Archana Puran Singh (@archanapuransingh) onMay 3, 2020 at 7:38am PDT Hope just like us, you also had a laugh! Catch up on all the latest entertainment news and gossip here. Also, download the new mid-day Android and iOS apps. Mid-Day is now on Telegram. Click here to join our channel (@middayinfomedialtd) and stay updated with the latest news Full Article
jokes Jimmy Fallon blushes as Kate Hudson jokes about his crush on her during 'Almost Famous' By www.mid-day.com Published On :: 29 Apr 2020 02:52:00 GMT American actor Kate Hudson recently appeared on a virtual chat on 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,' and she reminisced the 2000 film 'Almost Famous' and talked with her old pal about how "wild" it is to revisit that time. According to E!News, the 41-year-old actor and Fallon both starred in the 2000 film 'Almost Famous' but even two decades later, there's a lot to know about what went down during that time. As the two talked about recently appearing on a podcast dedicated to the film, Hudson said, "There were so many things that I forgot... that I remembered while we were doing the interview. It was such a beautiful walk down that time in our lives. What a special experience for everybody that was." Hudson then reminisced the 'Almost Famous' days and jokingly said, "And then there were relationships that came out of it, which by the way we need to discuss." The 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,' host Fallon then shared the story of how he tried to woo the actor years ago but ended up introducing her to her now ex-husband Chris Robinson. Hudson referred to an older episode from 2018 clip from 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,' when Fallon revealed to Margot Robbie that he had a crush on Hudson earlier. After which Fallon asked her, "Did you see it?" She said, "Yes, are you kidding me? I had like 100 people send me that clip. Can I just tell you what happened to me as I was listening to this?" The 'Raising Heaven' star went on, "I was like, Jimmy... I had no idea like there was no... like I wish people could have been in our body to watch you and I's relationship and friendship because... you gave me no indication." Fallon answered even as he blushed, "Well, I gave a little indication, I thought we were good together." She said, "Jimmy if you would have actually made a move, I would have totally gone there. I remember thinking to myself, why has Jimmy never made a move? And then I just kind of realized, 'Oh, he's not into me like that.' And so, then I met Chris." But Fallon interjected, saying, "That's not the story at all!" Catch up on all the latest entertainment news and gossip here. Also, download the new mid-day Android and iOS apps. Mid-Day is now on Telegram. Click here to join our channel (@middayinfomedialtd) and stay updated with the latest news This story has been sourced from a third party syndicated feed, agencies. Mid-day accepts no responsibility or liability for its dependability, trustworthiness, reliability and data of the text. Mid-day management/mid-day.com reserves the sole right to alter, delete or remove (without notice) the content in its absolute discretion for any reason whatsoever Full Article
jokes House Rules: Saul Myers jokes about finally getting a make-up artist thanks to judging gig By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 24 Oct 2019 03:43:08 GMT Saul Myers (pictured) has joked that there's one unusual thing he is most pleased about as part of his new role. Full Article
jokes Novak Djokovic takes on sumo wrestlers in Japan as he jokes he 'needs a few more kilos' to compete By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 01 Oct 2019 16:07:52 GMT World No 1 Novak Djokovic has taken an innovative approach to training ahead of the Japan Open by stepping into the dohyo to face a sumo wrestler. Full Article
jokes England's Jordan Pickford jokes about his penalty heroics in Nations League victory over Switzerland By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 09 Jun 2019 20:05:58 GMT Jordan Pickford joked he is relieved to have escaped a Twitter battering after scoring his penalty in the UEFA Nations League shoot-out victory against Switzerland. Full Article
jokes EastEnders star Emma Barton jokes June Brown, 93, should parachute back into the soap By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 26 Feb 2020 15:11:14 GMT The Strictly Come Dancing star, 42, told Lorraine Kelly on Wednesday that she doesn't know the reason behind June's surprise exit, but said she and the cast still view her an 'inspiration.' Full Article
jokes Barbara Windsor, 82, can still remember all of her Carry On jokes amid Alzheimer's battle By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 25 Mar 2020 09:46:38 GMT he former EastEnders actress, 82, is battling Alzheimer's but Christopher says she still manages to make her friends and family laugh. Full Article
jokes Michelle Keegan jokes about her sweaty shoes during Dubai break By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 23 Oct 2019 13:25:10 GMT Michelle Keegan took to her social media account on Tuesday to warn her followers against wearing Perspex shoes in a hot place. Full Article
jokes Top 10 jokes from this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe are revealed By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 20 Aug 2018 14:13:24 GMT The Jobcentre is not the most likely place to provide inspiration for a stand-up comic.But the gag, by Adam Rowe, won the annual award for funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Full Article
jokes Bette Midler jokes about attack on Rand Paul By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 10 Feb 2018 21:54:35 GMT The actress was referring to Rene Boucher's attack on his neighbor Paul in heated row over his lack of yard maintenance on November 3. Full Article
jokes Johnny Depp jokes his severed finger gushed after it was sliced off during a fight with Amber Heard By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 06 Apr 2020 20:38:46 GMT Johnny Depp jokes as he reveals how he nicknamed his permanently-damaged digit 'Little Richard' after a fight with ex Amber Heard, in exclusive footage obtained by DailyMail.com. Full Article
jokes Nick Jonas jokes after performing with food in his teeth at Grammy Awards By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 27 Jan 2020 09:52:37 GMT The 27-year-old singer had an unfortunate piece of food stuck in between his teeth while performing the unreleased track Five More Minutes alongside his brothers. Full Article
jokes Katharine McPhee, 35, jokes she won more Grammys than Billie Eilish by marrying David Foster, 70 By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 28 Jan 2020 17:36:42 GMT The 35-year-old singer and actress took to Twitter on Monday to say that tying the knot with the 70-year-old record producer gives her more Grammy wins than the 18-year-old Bad Guy hitmaker. Full Article
jokes Peter Andre jokes that Tiger King's Joe Exotic is Junior's REAL father with throwback mullet snap By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 03 May 2020 14:00:56 GMT The Mysterious Girl hitmaker, 47, took to Instagram on Saturday to tease his teenage son, 14, using the Tiger King star's famous mugshot Full Article
jokes Kelly Clarkson jokes about her 'enormous' chest in promo pic for The Voice By Published On :: Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:14:35 +0000 The photo shows Kelly, 37, posing in a powder blue dress with a high collar and long sleeves. She tweeted: 'I don't know why my chest looks enormous in this pic but thank you to the Universe for this one.' Full Article
jokes Victor Lindelof jokes with Zlatan Ibrahimovic after scoring second goal for Sweden By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 21 Nov 2018 15:50:14 GMT Victor Lindelof issued his former Manchester United and Sweden team-mate Zlatan Ibrahimovic a light-hearted warning after scoring just his second international goal on Tuesday night. Full Article
jokes Jason Derulo reveals the lewd jokes Rebel Wilson tried to get into the Cats movie with Taylor Swift By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 02 Dec 2019 05:41:13 GMT Over the years, Rebel Wilson's infectious charisma and no holds barred sense of humour have become part of her brand. Full Article
jokes Rebel Wilson downplays her 'outrageous' royal BAFTA jokes By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 26 Feb 2020 03:45:48 GMT Rebel Wilson has downplayed her controversial joke about Prince Andrew and Megxit at the BAFTA Awards in London earlier this month. Full Article
jokes Pooch Perfect viewers are left shocked by 'inappropriate' jokes while others were brought to tears By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 27 Feb 2020 15:34:10 GMT Viewers were divided by Channel Seven's new offering Pooch Perfect. Full Article
jokes Rebel Wilson's Pooch Perfect draws in 624, 000 viewers... after fans were left shocked by her jokes By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 28 Feb 2020 08:36:35 GMT Seven's new series Pooch Perfect, hosted by Rebel Wilson, managed to draw in 624,000 metro viewers on Thursday night. Full Article
jokes Trump jokes maybe he'll get a 'beautiful vase' after North Korea promises 'Christmas gift' By Published On :: Tue, 24 Dec 2019 15:01:20 +0000 Donald Trump on Tuesday brushed aside threats of a Christmas surprise from North Korea, joking maybe he would get a 'beautiful vase' from Kim Jong Un instead of a missile test. Full Article
jokes Karl Stefanovic compares himself to Kim Jong-un as he jokes about his dad bod By Published On :: Wed, 22 Apr 2020 04:33:12 +0100 Earlier this year, Karl Stefanovic joked about his recent weight gain after unflattering photos surfaced of him at the beach in Byron Bay. Full Article
jokes Francesca Allen jokes 'she's a really ugly blonde' but 'feels like a Kardashian' while wearing a wig By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 23 Jan 2020 18:09:36 GMT The beauty, 24, shared several short clips of her chatting about trying out a new hair do on Instagram on Wednesday night, but wrote on one of her posts: 'I'm a really ugly blonde'. Full Article
jokes 'Don't bite,' Pope jokes as he kisses nun at his first audience By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 08 Jan 2020 19:42:58 GMT Pope Francis told a nun 'I'll give you a kiss, but you must stay calm' as he entered the Vatican auditorium, today. It comes a week after he slapped a woman for grabbing his hand on New Years Eve. Full Article
jokes Victoria Beckham jokes she needs to 'spend more time at the supermarket' during game with Harper By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 26 Jan 2020 17:08:30 GMT The fashion designer, 45, had a little trouble recognising some of the food brands while playing a board game with her daughter Harper, eight, and mother Jackie on Sunday. Full Article
jokes Carol Vorderman, 57, jokes over age-defying looks as Piers Morgan tells star she looks 'younger now' By Published On :: Tue, 06 Nov 2018 09:45:10 +0000 Carol Vorderman found her youthful looks the topic of conversation on Good Morning Britain on Tuesday, with show host Piers Morgan cheekily telling the star she looks younger now at 57. Full Article
jokes Michael Douglas jokes about those oral sex comments as he accepts GQ Legend award By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 04 Sep 2013 14:11:25 GMT The Hollywood star was presented with the award at a dinner attended by celebrities including Lou Reed, Justin Timberlake and Sir Bobby Charlton. Full Article
jokes Damian Hurley, 17, jokes he resembles an 'AVATAR creature' in ethereal throwback snap By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 01 Feb 2020 10:43:30 GMT Damian Hurley looked ethereal as he posed up for a snap in Mykonos, Greece on Thursday. Full Article
jokes Tom Gleisner vows to ban jokes about the British monarchy By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 11 Jun 2018 17:01:07 GMT He's just been included in the esteemed Queen's Birthday Honours list. Full Article
jokes Lisa Wilkinson expresses outrage at 'Your momma' jokes By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 09 Jul 2018 11:24:06 GMT Lisa Wilkinson was hailed a feminist hero after quitting the Today Show when bosses refused to pay her the same salary as her male co-host. Full Article
jokes Scarlett Johansson jokes it took fiance Colin Jost FOUR DAYS to make apple pie and it wasn't perfect By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 03 Dec 2019 19:23:56 GMT The 35-year-old actress detailed her Thanksgiving holiday with the 37-year-old funnyman during her appearance on Live With Kelly And Ryan on Tuesday morning. Full Article
jokes SAG Awards 2019: Megan Mullally jokes about Emma Stone turning 30 By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 28 Jan 2019 15:09:30 GMT She has a long and successful comedy and acting career and is best known these days for her role on the sitcom Will & Grace. Full Article
jokes Taylor Swift jokes her Artist Of The Year award will be taken away after she drinks milk from saucer By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 20 Dec 2019 20:36:13 GMT The cast of Cats and director Tom Hooper decided to look on the funny side, as they took part in a skit on The Late Late Show with James Corden on Thursday. Full Article
jokes The Masked Singer Judge Rita Ora jokes she was convinced a member of the ROYAL FAMILY was performing By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 27 Dec 2019 07:40:54 GMT The British singer opened up on Friday about her role in the new series, which airs in January and sees 12 famous faces sing while shielding their identities behind impressive costumes. Full Article
jokes HARRY BROWN: The team have had a few jokes at my expense since selection... but now it's all about working hard for Rio By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 05 Jul 2016 14:41:05 GMT Since the announcement of our Wheelchair Basketball team for the Paralympics in Rio, I’ve been the subject of some of the group’s jokes. Full Article
jokes Khloe Kardashian talks True's second birthday plans ... before star jokes about her different voice By Published On :: Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:37:48 +0100 Khloe Kardashian's daughter True Thompson is set to turn two years old. She talked about her plans on Instagram Live on Friday with her Good American co-founder Emme Grede. Full Article
jokes Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Kardashian jokes with Tristan Thompson about sperm donation By Published On :: Fri, 17 Apr 2020 05:24:45 +0100 The 35-year-old reality star jokingly told Tristan Thompson, 29, she might want some of his sperm to have another baby on Thursday's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Full Article
jokes Virgil van Dijk jokes he models his game on Liverpool legend Sami Hyypia in reply to Jamie Carragher By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 01 Apr 2020 07:59:30 GMT On Tuesday evening, the Dutch centre back took part in a Twitter Q&A to keep supporters entertained during the coronavirus lockdown and the suspension of the Premier League. Full Article
jokes Trump jokes that he needs to nominate Hillary Clinton to the Supreme Court By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 23 Oct 2018 07:11:06 GMT Trump claimed the 'fake news media', as he called it on Monday night, would only investigate Clinton if he nominated her. He called Kavanaugh a 'fine man' and asked: 'Can you imagine Hillary up there?' Full Article