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BBC Big Night In: Prince William jokes he hasn't seen Tiger King as he 'avoids shows about royalty'

Comedy sketch also saw Stephen Fry reprise one of his most famous Blackadder characters




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Big Bang Theory: Kaley Cuoco's co-star Johnny Galecki jokes about Penny's real-life husband on Instagram

It's nice to see Penny and Leonard are still on good terms




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Line of Duty star Adrian Dunbar jokes that he is 'worried' about cast's weight gain while series 6 filming is suspended

'I'm kind of worried about what's going to happen because a lot of us are eating quite a lot'




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Ricky Gervais jokes about toilet paper shortages: 'as long as I've got booze, I don't care'

'If people are fighting over toilet rolls instead of booze, there's something wrong,' laughed the comedian




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Have I Got News For You: David Tennant jokes that Eamonn Holmes lives in a 'tin foil bungalow'

Holmes came under fire for giving validity to a conspiracy theory linking 5G to coronavirus




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Top-Notch Lord of the Rings Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? Lembas. Lembas who? Lembas in already, we're cold out here!




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Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: corporation jokes





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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.




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Alireza Samimi (C) of Iran jokes with a FIFA Player's Escort in the tunnel

MEDELLIN, COLOMBIA - SEPTEMBER 27: Alireza Samimi (C) of Iran jokes with a FIFA Player's Escort in the tunnel before the FIFA Futsal World Cup Semi-Final match between Iran and Russia at Coliseo Ivan de Bedout stadium on September 27, 2016 in Medellin, Colombia. (Photo by Alex Caparros - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images)




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Pakistani host jokes about Rishi Kapoor and Irrfan Khan's demise, actor Adnan Siddiqui apologises

For the uninitiated, the demise of Rishi Kapoor and Irrfan Khan has left a void that will never be filled. The legends have only left millions of memories for all of us through their films and performances, both of which will always stay unforgettable. Their collective contribution to Indian Cinema was over a 100 years, yes!

However, a Pakistani host by the name of Amir Liaquat recently made fun of their deaths and that has forced another Pakistani actor Adnan Siddiqui to take to his social media account to apologise. Taking to Instagram, he wrote- "So I don't know how to explain what I'm feeling right now or what to say. But this needs to go out. I was invited on the live chat show 'Jeewey Pakistan' yesterday when this unfortunate incident happened." (sic)

He added, "The anchor Amir Liaquat Sahab joked about something extremely sensitive. Not only were they both close to me but also as a human it was wrong on so many levels. I cannot even call it 'hitting below the belt'." (sic)

Have a look at the post right here:

 
 
 
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A post shared by Adnan Siddiqui (@adnansid1) onMay 1, 2020 at 3:30pm PDT

In case you were unaware, Siddiqui played the role of Sridevi's husband in Mom and also shared the screen with Irrfan Khan in 2007's International film, A Mighty Heart. He even shared a picture from one of the stills from that film to mourn the actor's sudden demise and wrote a long note. Have a look right here:

 
 
 
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“Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un”..... "Verily we belong to God, and verily to Him do we return."! . . . Disturbed and gutted!! A fine soul gone too soon. I had the honour of first meeting Irrfan as a co-star on the sets of ‘A Mighty Heart.’ For one of the scenes after learning his lines I saw him doing the scene again and again which left me puzzled. I asked him, Irrfan Sahab ye kya kar rahe hain aap? He replied- We’re both playing CID agents which means we’ll be showing our ID cards everywhere. I’m practicising the scene so I don’t look clumsy while showing the ID card. And that was the first time I realised what a fine actor he was. We’d become friends on the sets and used to hang out together after the shoot. I remember for another scene, he wanted to know a word in Urdu used commonly in Pakistan and he asked me. He was a great actor but didn’t shy away from learning and perfecting his art. One of the evenings, he shared an incident where him and his friend got the role of an extra actor in James Bond series “Octopussy” which was shot in India. But because they cycled to the set, they were late and the shoot was over. He told me since then he wanted to do a Hollywood movie. Our careers in Hollywood started together, but he proved his mettle and conquered the fort. In 2018 while attending IPPA in London. I found out that he was in London, though he wasn’t meeting anyone he agreed to meet me. We had a long chat about movies and world in general. He looked so positive. His last words were- “Adnan, I’ll be fine very soon and I’ll be back. InshAllah”! Who knew today, I would be penning this note. Condolences and strength to his family. Irrfan, you will be missed a lot. Rest in peace my friend.🙏

A post shared by Adnan Siddiqui (@adnansid1) onApr 29, 2020 at 3:02am PDT

And this is what he had to say about Kapoor's unfortunate death:

What are your opinions on this whole issue?

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Parmeet Sethi jokes about his marriage with Archana Puran Singh, says 'Iska koi refund nahin hai'!

Archana Puran Singh has always believed in laughing out loud and living life to the fullest. We all have seen that in Comedy Circus and The Kapil Sharma Show, and the same amount of mirth and liveliness is to be found in her Instagram posts. But in the latest one, it's her hubby Parmeet Sethi who steals the show.

We all get to see Singh capturing Sethi and her mother and Sethi, who seems to be in a jovial mood, begins taking a dig at her and their 30-year old marriage. He calls her a 'defective maal' and also adds 'Iska koi refund nahin hai.' To make matters worse for her and funnier for us, her mother too joins Sethi to pull her leg.

Have a look at the first video right here where we can see all three of them:

And in the second video, the actress gives us a glimpse of their Sunday conversations. She says- "Sunday. No workout. Fresh mint flavoured nimbu paani. Nature. Mom. Parmeet. Bhagyashri. Entertainment. Nok jhok. Happy." (sic)

Have a look right here:

Hope just like us, you also had a laugh!

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Jimmy Fallon blushes as Kate Hudson jokes about his crush on her during 'Almost Famous'

American actor Kate Hudson recently appeared on a virtual chat on 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,' and she reminisced the 2000 film 'Almost Famous' and talked with her old pal about how "wild" it is to revisit that time.

According to E!News, the 41-year-old actor and Fallon both starred in the 2000 film 'Almost Famous' but even two decades later, there's a lot to know about what went down during that time. As the two talked about recently appearing on a podcast dedicated to the film, Hudson said, "There were so many things that I forgot... that I remembered while we were doing the interview. It was such a beautiful walk down that time in our lives. What a special experience for everybody that was."

Hudson then reminisced the 'Almost Famous' days and jokingly said, "And then there were relationships that came out of it, which by the way we need to discuss."

The 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,' host Fallon then shared the story of how he tried to woo the actor years ago but ended up introducing her to her now ex-husband Chris Robinson.

Hudson referred to an older episode from 2018 clip from 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,' when Fallon revealed to Margot Robbie that he had a crush on Hudson earlier. After which Fallon asked her, "Did you see it?"

She said, "Yes, are you kidding me? I had like 100 people send me that clip. Can I just tell you what happened to me as I was listening to this?"

The 'Raising Heaven' star went on, "I was like, Jimmy... I had no idea like there was no... like I wish people could have been in our body to watch you and I's relationship and friendship because... you gave me no indication."

Fallon answered even as he blushed, "Well, I gave a little indication, I thought we were good together."

She said, "Jimmy if you would have actually made a move, I would have totally gone there. I remember thinking to myself, why has Jimmy never made a move? And then I just kind of realized, 'Oh, he's not into me like that.' And so, then I met Chris."

But Fallon interjected, saying, "That's not the story at all!"

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House Rules: Saul Myers jokes about finally getting a make-up artist thanks to judging gig

Saul Myers (pictured) has joked that there's one unusual thing he is most pleased about as part of his new role.




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Novak Djokovic takes on sumo wrestlers in Japan as he jokes he 'needs a few more kilos' to compete

World No 1 Novak Djokovic has taken an innovative approach to training ahead of the Japan Open by stepping into the dohyo to face a sumo wrestler. 




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England's Jordan Pickford jokes about his penalty heroics in Nations League victory over Switzerland

Jordan Pickford joked he is relieved to have escaped a Twitter battering after scoring his penalty in the UEFA Nations League shoot-out victory against Switzerland.




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EastEnders star Emma Barton jokes June Brown, 93, should parachute back into the soap

The Strictly Come Dancing star, 42, told Lorraine Kelly on Wednesday that she doesn't know the reason behind June's surprise exit, but said she and the cast still view her an 'inspiration.'




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Barbara Windsor, 82, can still remember all of her Carry On jokes amid Alzheimer's battle

he former EastEnders actress, 82, is battling Alzheimer's but Christopher says she still manages to make her friends and family laugh.




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Michelle Keegan jokes about her sweaty shoes during Dubai break

Michelle Keegan took to her social media account on Tuesday to warn her followers against wearing Perspex shoes in a hot place.




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Top 10 jokes from this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe are revealed

The Jobcentre is not the most likely place to provide inspiration for a stand-up comic.But the gag, by Adam Rowe, won the annual award for funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.




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Bette Midler jokes about attack on Rand Paul

The actress was referring to Rene Boucher's attack on his neighbor Paul in heated row over his lack of yard maintenance on November 3.




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Johnny Depp jokes his severed finger gushed after it was sliced off during a fight with Amber Heard 

Johnny Depp jokes as he reveals how he nicknamed his permanently-damaged digit 'Little Richard' after a fight with ex Amber Heard, in exclusive footage obtained by DailyMail.com.




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Nick Jonas jokes after performing with food in his teeth at Grammy Awards 

The 27-year-old singer had an unfortunate piece of food stuck in between his teeth while performing the unreleased track Five More Minutes alongside his brothers.




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Katharine McPhee, 35, jokes she won more Grammys than Billie Eilish by marrying David Foster, 70

The 35-year-old singer and actress took to Twitter on Monday to say that tying the knot with the 70-year-old record producer gives her more Grammy wins than the 18-year-old Bad Guy hitmaker.




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Peter Andre jokes that Tiger King's Joe Exotic is Junior's REAL father with throwback mullet snap

The Mysterious Girl hitmaker, 47, took to Instagram on Saturday to tease his teenage son, 14, using the Tiger King star's famous mugshot




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Kelly Clarkson jokes about her 'enormous' chest in promo pic for The Voice

The photo shows Kelly, 37, posing in a powder blue dress with a high collar and long sleeves. She tweeted: 'I don't know why my chest looks enormous in this pic but thank you to the Universe for this one.'




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Victor Lindelof jokes with Zlatan Ibrahimovic after scoring second goal for Sweden

Victor Lindelof issued his former Manchester United and Sweden team-mate Zlatan Ibrahimovic a light-hearted warning after scoring just his second international goal on Tuesday night.




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Jason Derulo reveals the lewd jokes Rebel Wilson tried to get into the Cats movie with Taylor Swift

Over the years, Rebel Wilson's infectious charisma and no holds barred sense of humour have become part of her brand.




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Rebel Wilson downplays her 'outrageous' royal BAFTA jokes

Rebel Wilson has downplayed her controversial joke about Prince Andrew and Megxit at the BAFTA Awards in London earlier this month.




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Pooch Perfect viewers are left shocked by 'inappropriate' jokes while others were brought to tears

Viewers were divided by Channel Seven's new offering Pooch Perfect.   




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Rebel Wilson's Pooch Perfect draws in 624, 000 viewers... after fans were left shocked by her jokes

Seven's new series Pooch Perfect, hosted by Rebel Wilson, managed to draw in 624,000 metro viewers on Thursday night.




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Trump jokes maybe he'll get a 'beautiful vase' after North Korea promises 'Christmas gift'

Donald Trump on Tuesday brushed aside threats of a Christmas surprise from North Korea, joking maybe he would get a 'beautiful vase' from Kim Jong Un instead of a missile test. 




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Karl Stefanovic compares himself to Kim Jong-un as he jokes about his dad bod

Earlier this year, Karl Stefanovic joked about his recent weight gain after unflattering photos surfaced of him at the beach in Byron Bay.




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Francesca Allen jokes 'she's a really ugly blonde' but 'feels like a Kardashian' while wearing a wig

The beauty, 24, shared several short clips of her chatting about trying out a new hair do on Instagram on Wednesday night, but wrote on one of her posts: 'I'm a really ugly blonde'.




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'Don't bite,' Pope jokes as he kisses nun at his first audience

Pope Francis told a nun 'I'll give you a kiss, but you must stay calm' as he entered the Vatican auditorium, today. It comes a week after he slapped a woman for grabbing his hand on New Years Eve.




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Victoria Beckham jokes she needs to 'spend more time at the supermarket' during game with Harper 

The fashion designer, 45, had a little trouble recognising some of the food brands while playing a board game with her daughter Harper, eight, and mother Jackie on Sunday.




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Carol Vorderman, 57, jokes over age-defying looks as Piers Morgan tells star she looks 'younger now'

Carol Vorderman found her youthful looks the topic of conversation on Good Morning Britain on Tuesday, with show host Piers Morgan cheekily telling the star she looks younger now at 57.




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Michael Douglas jokes about those oral sex comments as he accepts GQ Legend award

The Hollywood star was presented with the award at a dinner attended by celebrities including Lou Reed, Justin Timberlake and Sir Bobby Charlton.




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Damian Hurley, 17, jokes he resembles an 'AVATAR creature' in ethereal throwback snap

Damian Hurley looked ethereal as he posed up for a snap in Mykonos, Greece on Thursday.




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Tom Gleisner vows to ban jokes about the British monarchy

He's just been included in the esteemed Queen's Birthday Honours list.




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Lisa Wilkinson expresses outrage at 'Your momma' jokes

Lisa Wilkinson was hailed a feminist hero after quitting the Today Show when bosses refused to pay her the same salary as her male co-host.




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Scarlett Johansson jokes it took fiance Colin Jost FOUR DAYS to make apple pie and it wasn't perfect

The 35-year-old actress detailed her Thanksgiving holiday with the 37-year-old funnyman during her appearance on Live With Kelly And Ryan on Tuesday morning.




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SAG Awards 2019: Megan Mullally jokes about Emma Stone turning 30

She has a long and successful comedy and acting career and is best known these days for her role on the sitcom Will & Grace.




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Taylor Swift jokes her Artist Of The Year award will be taken away after she drinks milk from saucer

The cast of Cats and director Tom Hooper decided to look on the funny side, as they took part in a skit on The Late Late Show with James Corden on Thursday.




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The Masked Singer Judge Rita Ora jokes she was convinced a member of the ROYAL FAMILY was performing

The British singer opened up on Friday about her role in the new series, which airs in January and sees 12 famous faces sing while shielding their identities behind impressive costumes.




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HARRY BROWN: The team have had a few jokes at my expense since selection... but now it's all about working hard for Rio 

Since the announcement of our Wheelchair Basketball team for the Paralympics in Rio, I’ve been the subject of some of the group’s jokes.




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Khloe Kardashian talks True's second birthday plans ... before star jokes about her different voice

Khloe Kardashian's daughter True Thompson is set to turn two years old. She talked about her plans on Instagram Live on Friday with her Good American co-founder Emme Grede.




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Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Kardashian jokes with Tristan Thompson about sperm donation

The 35-year-old reality star jokingly told Tristan Thompson, 29, she might want some of his sperm to have another baby on Thursday's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.




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Virgil van Dijk jokes he models his game on Liverpool legend Sami Hyypia in reply to Jamie Carragher

On Tuesday evening, the Dutch centre back took part in a Twitter Q&A to keep supporters entertained during the coronavirus lockdown and the suspension of the Premier League.




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Trump jokes that he needs to nominate Hillary Clinton to the Supreme Court

Trump claimed the 'fake news media', as he called it on Monday night, would only investigate Clinton if he nominated her. He called Kavanaugh a 'fine man' and asked: 'Can you imagine Hillary up there?'