squirrel

Social media star squirrel euthanized after being taken from home tests negative for rabies




squirrel

squirrel lives matter

Грустная история про белку Арахис
внезапно стала историей про выборы
https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1852531624094625858

New York democrats just raided this dudes home for having
a pet squirrel that he rescued

They stole the man's animal and killed it

* * *

Американец по имени Марк Лонго
нашел в лесу бельчонка, мама которого
погибла, вырастил и выпустил в лес,
но бельчонок вернулся с переломами,
и с тех пор жил у него на ферме;
Марк Лонго сделал белке страницу в
Инстаграмме, и имел с нее охуенно
много бабла и полмиллиона подписчиков,
потому что белка была потрясающе
фотогенична.

Походу на него очень много стучали: в каждом
штате дохуя абсолютно идиотских законов, которые
никогда не выполняются, но дают массу поводов
на кого-нибудь настучать. На Лонго стучали
зоозащитники, которые во всех демократических
штатах провели кучу законов о том,
что нельзя держать в качестве питомца "дикое
животное", потому что это жестоко по отношению
к "дикому животному". В итоге чиновники по борьбе
с жестокостью пришли к Лонго с вооруженной полицией,
примерно как приходят к в лабораторию по производству
наркотиков, после шестичасового обыска отобрали у него
белку и енота, и почти сразу усыпили.

В принципе, демократическая партия действует
таким образом более-менее везде, потому что
демократический избиратель этого просит.
Вот тут куча типичных партийных американцев
комментируют событие
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/1gi9bts/whats_the_deal_with_a_squirrel_becoming_a/
почти все в духе "все правильно сделали, надо было
сначала получить лицензию, а без лицензии это жестокость
к животному, и государство должно с ней бороться".

В итоге вся сеть забита фотошопами с изображением
Трампа и Пината, который обещает отомстить партийной
сволочи за белку. Думаю, что ничего не получится,
фашизм не пройдет, потому что он пройти не может.
Но белку жалко.

Мемасики:
https://x.com/madhousemag2016/status/1852782913164578910
https://x.com/RenzTom/status/1852988414393483437
https://x.com/BowTiedMara/status/1852756897109020997
https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1852716944153043161
https://x.com/gentrywgevers/status/1852738878345793927
https://www.livemint.com/news/us-news/president-donald-trump-will-save-elon-musk-hits-out-at-biden-govt-post-celebrity-squirrel-peanuts-euthanasia-11730631814885.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1gi0bka/statement_on_peanut_the_squirrel/
https://www.foxnews.com/us/peanut-squirrel-social-media-firestorm-new-york-officials-euthanize-beloved-rodent
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/us-news/story/peanut-the-squirrel-death-euthanised-elon-musk-donald-trump-republican-2627214-2024-11-03

AI оплакивает белку в стихах и прозе:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Da6Vu8lRME
Justice for Peanut the Squirrel - EPIC BALLAD Song + Lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e6NZCt_fcg
RIP Peanut The Squirrel (AI video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa5epoOhDNU
Song for Peanut the Squirrel

Peanut Saves America


Peanut, a courageous and clever squirrel, discovers a
cosmic threat: a dark force of democrats intent on
collapsing America.

Armed with unparalleled agility and a heart full of
determination, Peanut rallies a team of unlikely allies,
including his human friend Martha, and a tech-savvy
raccoon, Fred. Together, they devise a plan to harness the
power of the stars, using light to combat darkness.

In an epic showdown, Peanut the Squirrel leads the charge,
proving that even the smallest hero can change the fate of
the universe.

With a flick of his bushy tail, he restores balance to
Make America Great Again for generations to come.

Привет




squirrel

A squirrel's death in New York could spur change

As the electoral dust settles, desks will soon begin clearing out in Washington and in statehouses around the country.




squirrel

'Justice for Peanut': 5 reactions to killing of celebrity squirrel seized by New York authorities

Peanut the squirrel’s seizure and euthanization by New York officials has sparked blowback from President Donald Trump’s running mate and various public figures, with the deceased pet now serving as the inspiration for a new law intended to improve animal rights. 




squirrel

It’s Squirrel Appreciation Day!

Every squirrel has a science story to tell, but, sadly, squirrels vastly outnumber squirrel scientists. That’s where you, the intrepid citizen scientist, come in.





squirrel

PERFORMANCE / TOUR: Aaron Parnell Brown and The Riverside Gang Come To Black Squirrel Club In Philadelphia On Saturday November 23, 2024

Come see and hear one of Philly's most extraordinary artists in Jazz, Soul, and Blues—Aaron Parnell Brown and The Riverside Gang! Coming to the Black Squirrel Club on Saturday November 23rd! Saturday, November 23, 2024...




squirrel

Squirrel Patrol



No, I have never caught one. Besides, she wouldn't let me if I could. But those irritatingly chatty squirrels live in the tall trees just beyond and mock me from above. So, I feel it is my responsibility, no, it's my duty, to volunteer for squirrel patrol in case they all decide to climb down and invade my lawn!




squirrel

The Armed Squirrel’s Weapon Guide: An Arsenal Overview of Squirrel With a Gun

The wait is nearly over. Coming to Xbox Series X|S this fall, Squirrel With a Gun is the nutty sandbox shooter and puzzle platformer that you didn’t know you needed. And joining the squirrel revolution has never been easier with this handy weapon training guide. Your first mission is to get your paws on a […]

The post The Armed Squirrel’s Weapon Guide: An Arsenal Overview of Squirrel With a Gun appeared first on Xbox Wire.



  • Games
  • Squirrel With a Gun
  • Xbox Series X|S

squirrel

First time squirrel chaser




squirrel

The Nutty Narrows Bridge Puts Washington State Squirrels on the Map

You've certainly heard of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, but have you heard of the Nutty Narrows Bridge? Futility Closet introduces us to this bridge that was built in 1963 in Longview, Washington.

Workers in an office building near the R. A. Long Park noticed a number of squirrels that were killed crossing the street from the park to an area with abundant nut trees. They proposed that the city build a bridge for them. Two local architects and an engineer designed the bridge, and it was built by contractor Amos Peters. He built the bridge with recycled aluminum piping and a recycled fire hose, for a total cost of a thousand dollars. The bridge is 60 feet long and 22 feet high over the street. A city councilwoman named it the Nutty Narrows Bridge. The bridge has since been removed and repaired several times, and the location has been changed slightly a couple of times. The squirrels love it and use it regularly. The tourist attraction is known as "the world's narrowest bridge," and inspired the city to launch their annual Squirrel Fest in 2011. The bridge was placed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2014. -via Nag on the Lake  

(Image credit: SounderBruce)




squirrel

Ivy Tiller : Vicar's Daughter, Squirrel Killer [Electronic book] / Bea Roberts.

London : Nick Hern Books, 2022.




squirrel

Owner of Instagram-famous squirrel Peanut says it’s ‘surreal’ that officials euthanised pet

A man who took in an orphaned squirrel and made it a social media star says New York state’s decision to seize and euthanize the animal won’t go without a response




squirrel

This Squirrel Appreciation Day we have a few surprising squirrely facts for you

Flying through the air? Check. Surviving snake bites? Check. One of the most adorable creatures on earth? Absolutely! Do you think you know everything about […]

The post This Squirrel Appreciation Day we have a few surprising squirrely facts for you appeared first on Smithsonian Insider.



  • Animals
  • Science & Nature
  • National Museum of Natural History
  • Smithsonian's National Zoo

squirrel

Deserts don't just absorb carbon dioxide, they squirrel it away for safekeeping

This surprising discovery won't be enough to stop climate change, but it will help, researchers say.



  • Climate & Weather

squirrel

Why the future of West Virginia's rare flying squirrel looks bright

It's been 5 years since the West Virginia northern flying squirrel came off the Endangered Species List, and the recovery rate is encouraging.




squirrel

22 things you may not know about squirrels

From urban jungles to sprawling prairies, here are some noteworthy facts about these resourceful rodents.




squirrel

A few interesting facts about flying squirrels

Meet some of the most spectacular, and secretive, squirrels on Earth.




squirrel

Squirrels rely on birds to let them know when it's safe to go out

Squirrels pay close attention to bird chatter to find out if there's a predator nearby.




squirrel

Rocky To Bullwinkle: Understanding Flying Squirrels Helps Us Restore Dry Forest Ecosystems

A century of effective fire suppression has radically transformed many forested landscapes on the east side of the Cascades. Managers of dry forests critically need information to help plan for and implement forest restoration. Management priorities include the stabilization of fire regimes and the maintenance of habitat for the northern spotted owl and other old-forest associates.




squirrel

A review of the literature on seed fate in whitebark pine and the life history traits of Clark's nutcracker and pine squirrels

Whitebark pine is a critical component of subalpine ecosystems in western North America, where it contributes to biodiversity and ecosystem function and in some communities is considered a keystone species. Whitebark pine is undergoing rangewide population declines attributed to the combined effects of mountain pine beetle, white pine blister rust, and fire suppression. The restoration and maintenance of whitebark pine populations require an understanding of all aspects of seed fate. In this paper, we review the literature on seed dispersal in whitebark pine. Clark's nutcracker, pine squirrels, and scatter-hoarding rodents are all known to influence whitebark pine seed fate and ultimately affect the ability of whitebark pine populations to regenerate. We also provide a general overview of the natural histories of the most influential species involved with whitebark pine seed fate: Clark's nutcracker and the pine squirrel.




squirrel

Squirrels eavesdrop on bird chatter to tell when a threat has passed

These nosy rodents may not speak bird-ese, per se, but they can still use avian chatter as a safety cue.




squirrel

Squirrels and Stock Brokers, Or: Innovation Dilemmas, Robustness and Probability

Decisions are made in order to achieve desirable outcomes. An innovation dilemma arises when a seemingly more attractive option is also more uncertain than other options. In this essay we explore the relation between the innovation dilemma and the robustness of a decision, and the relation between robustness and probability. A decision is robust to uncertainty if it achieves required outcomes despite adverse surprises. A robust decision may differ from the seemingly best option. Furthermore, robust decisions are not based on knowledge of probabilities, but can still be the most likely to succeed.

Squirrels, Stock-Brokers and Their Dilemmas




Decision problems.
Imagine a squirrel nibbling acorns under an oak tree. They're pretty good acorns, though a bit dry. The good ones have already been taken. Over in the distance is a large stand of fine oaks. The acorns there are probably better. But then, other squirrels can also see those trees, and predators can too. The squirrel doesn't need to get fat, but a critical caloric intake is necessary before moving on to other activities. How long should the squirrel forage at this patch before moving to the more promising patch, if at all?

Imagine a hedge fund manager investing in South African diamonds, Australian Uranium, Norwegian Kroners and Singapore semi-conductors. The returns have been steady and good, but not very exciting. A new hi-tech start-up venture has just turned up. It looks promising, has solid backing, and could be very interesting. The manager doesn't need to earn boundless returns, but it is necessary to earn at least a tad more than the competition (who are also prowling around). How long should the manager hold the current portfolio before changing at least some of its components?

These are decision problems, and like many other examples, they share three traits: critical needs must be met; the current situation may or may not be adequate; other alternatives look much better but are much more uncertain. To change, or not to change? What strategy to use in making a decision? What choice is the best bet? Betting is a surprising concept, as we have seen before; can we bet without knowing probabilities?

Solution strategies.
The decision is easy in either of two extreme situations, and their analysis will reveal general conclusions.

One extreme is that the status quo is clearly insufficient. For the squirrel this means that these crinkled rotten acorns won't fill anybody's belly even if one nibbled here all day long. Survival requires trying the other patch regardless of the fact that there may be many other squirrels already there and predators just waiting to swoop down. Similarly, for the hedge fund manager, if other funds are making fantastic profits, then something has to change or the competition will attract all the business.

The other extreme is that the status quo is just fine, thank you. For the squirrel, just a little more nibbling and these acorns will get us through the night, so why run over to unfamiliar oak trees? For the hedge fund manager, profits are better than those of any credible competitor, so uncertain change is not called for.

From these two extremes we draw an important general conclusion: the right answer depends on what you need. To change, or not to change, depends on what is critical for survival. There is no universal answer, like, "Always try to improve" or "If it's working, don't fix it". This is a very general property of decisions under uncertainty, and we will call it preference reversal. The agent's preference between alternatives depends on what the agent needs in order to "survive".

The decision strategy that we have described is attuned to the needs of the agent. The strategy attempts to satisfy the agent's critical requirements. If the status quo would reliably do that, then stay put; if not, then move. Following the work of Nobel Laureate Herbert Simon, we will call this a satisficing decision strategy: one which satisfies a critical requirement.

"Prediction is always difficult, especially of the future." - Robert Storm Petersen

Now let's consider a different decision strategy that squirrels and hedge fund managers might be tempted to use. The agent has obtained information about the two alternatives by signals from the environment. (The squirrel sees grand verdant oaks in the distance, the fund manager hears of a new start up.) Given this information, a prediction can be made (though the squirrel may make this prediction based on instincts and without being aware of making it). Given the best available information, the agent predicts which alternative would yield the better outcome. Using this prediction, the decision strategy is to choose the alternative whose predicted outcome is best. We will call this decision strategy best-model optimization. Note that this decision strategy yields a single universal answer to the question facing the agent. This strategy uses the best information to find the choice that - if that information is correct - will yield the best outcome. Best-model optimization (usually) gives a single "best" decision, unlike the satisficing strategy that returns different answers depending on the agent's needs.

There is an attractive logic - and even perhaps a moral imperative - to use the best information to make the best choice. One should always try to do one's best. But the catch in the argument for best-model optimization is that the best information may actually be grievously wrong. Those fine oak trees might be swarming with insects who've devoured the acorns. Best-model optimization ignores the agent's central dilemma: stay with the relatively well known but modest alternative, or go for the more promising but more uncertain alternative.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk" says our hedge fund manager. "My information already accounts for the uncertainty. I have used a probabilistic asset pricing model to predict the likelihood that my profits will beat the competition for each of the two alternatives."

Probabilistic asset pricing models are good to have. And the squirrel similarly has evolved instincts that reflect likelihoods. But a best-probabilistic-model optimization is simply one type of best-model optimization, and is subject to the same vulnerability to error. The world is full of surprises. The probability functions that are used are quite likely wrong, especially in predicting the rare events that the manager is most concerned to avoid.

Robustness and Probability

Now we come to the truly amazing part of the story. The satisficing strategy does not use any probabilistic information. Nonetheless, in many situations, the satisficing strategy is actually a better bet (or at least not a worse bet), probabilistically speaking, than any other strategy, including best-probabilistic-model optimization. We have no probabilistic information in these situations, but we can still maximize the probability of success (though we won't know the value of this maximum).

When the satisficing decision strategy is the best bet, this is, in part, because it is more robust to uncertainty than another other strategy. A decision is robust to uncertainty if it achieves required outcomes even if adverse surprises occur. In many important situations (though not invariably), more robustness to uncertainty is equivalent to being more likely to succeed or survive. When this is true we say that robustness is a proxy for probability.

A thorough analysis of the proxy property is rather technical. However, we can understand the gist of the idea by considering a simple special case.

Let's continue with the squirrel and hedge fund examples. Suppose we are completely confident about the future value (in calories or dollars) of not making any change (staying put). In contrast, the future value of moving is apparently better though uncertain. If staying put would satisfy our critical requirement, then we are absolutely certain of survival if we do not change. Staying put is completely robust to surprises so the probability of success equals 1 if we stay put, regardless of what happens with the other option. Likewise, if staying put would not satisfy our critical requirement, then we are absolutely certain of failure if we do not change; the probability of success equals 0 if we stay, and moving cannot be worse. Regardless of what probability distribution describes future outcomes if we move, we can always choose the option whose likelihood of success is greater (or at least not worse). This is because staying put is either sure to succeed or sure to fail, and we know which.

This argument can be extended to the more realistic case where the outcome of staying put is uncertain and the outcome of moving, while seemingly better than staying, is much more uncertain. The agent can know which option is more robust to uncertainty, without having to know probability distributions. This implies, in many situations, that the agent can choose the option that is a better bet for survival.

Wrapping Up

The skillful decision maker not only knows a lot, but is also able to deal with conflicting information. We have discussed the innovation dilemma: When choosing between two alternatives, the seemingly better one is also more uncertain.

Animals, people, organizations and societies have developed mechanisms for dealing with the innovation dilemma. The response hinges on tuning the decision to the agent's needs, and robustifying the choice against uncertainty. This choice may or may not coincide with the putative best choice. But what seems best depends on the available - though uncertain - information.

The commendable tendency to do one's best - and to demand the same of others - can lead to putatively optimal decisions that may be more vulnerable to surprise than other decisions that would have been satisfactory. In contrast, the strategy of robustly satisfying critical needs can be a better bet for survival. Consider the design of critical infrastructure: flood protection, nuclear power, communication networks, and so on. The design of such systems is based on vast knowledge and understanding, but also confronts bewildering uncertainties and endless surprises. We must continue to improve our knowledge and understanding, while also improving our ability to manage the uncertainties resulting from the expanding horizon of our efforts. We must identify the critical goals and seek responses that are immune to surprise. 




squirrel

ITV viewers outraged by advert showing squirrel 'humping' Lynx Africa can

The Advertising Standards Authority received 155 complaints




squirrel

Treeless Squirrel: "Plant Trees Please"

Like many of our readers, we suspect this dude would be less than impressed with the recycled squirrel decanter we featured a while back. No matter, he’s too busy worrying about the lack of trees to be too concerned by human beings and their tacky




squirrel

Giraffes? Horses? Squirrels? 20 animals you didn't know are going extinct

From crayfish to parakeets, these species are at risk of disappearing from the planet.




squirrel

Big Squirreltail Evolves to Fight Off Fiery, Invasive Cheatgrass

Nicknaming plants. Now there's a good job to have. The invasive plant in this tale, called "cheatgrass," is being fought off by a native




squirrel

Photo: Squirrel peeks out from a palm

Our photo of the day comes from Los Angeles, California.




squirrel

Somebody Built The Cutest "Cheers" Bar For A Squirrel

When @JoshuaPotash shared this cute video on twitter, people couldn't handle the thought of a cute little squirrel going to a place where everybody knows its name.




squirrel

Red squirrel trapped inside discarded plastic jar in Scotland

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT:The animal was found yesterday by a gamekeeper in Scotland. The images were posted on Facebook by the Grampian Moorland Group.




squirrel

Craig Doogan snaps red squirrel pushing tiny 'supermarket trolley'

Photographer Craig Doogan, of Dundee, spent three weeks patiently waiting for the right shot after dropping his children off at school each morning.




squirrel

Prince Charles' dream of creating haven for red squirrels on his Scottish estate is dashed

The Prince of Wales hoped to build a red squirrel visitor attraction in woodland at Dumfries House, near Cumnock in Ayrshire, Scotland. The Scottish National Heritage needed more information.




squirrel

Prince Charles only has red squirrels for company in his Balmoral quarantine after testing positive 

He may be self-isolating as he recovers from the coronavirus, but it seems that has not stopped the Prince of Wales receiving visits from neighbours in Balmoral, Scotland.




squirrel

Squirrel squares up to deadly Cape cobra and dodges its lightning-fast strikes

The fearless Cape ground squirrel leaps at the poisonous snake and tries to distract it with its tail in footage shared by Dave Pusey, a safari guide at Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park in South Africa.




squirrel

Lynx advert showing a squirrel 'humping' the deodorant can causes outrage

Britain's Got Talent viewers complained about the 60-second advert which was broadcast 15 minutes before the 9pm watershed on Saturday night.




squirrel

Rare albino squirrel spotted in Surat’s Bardoli




squirrel

The unbeatable Squirrel Girl / Ryan North with Chip Zdarsky, writers

Hayden Library - PN6728.U536 2016




squirrel

Bird and Squirrel on fire Français

Burks, James (James R.), author, illustrator




squirrel

Bird & Squirrel on the edge! Français

Burks, James (James R.), author, illustrator




squirrel

Inventory management at Squirrel Hill cosmetics [electronic resource] / Matthew J. Drake ; with Paul M. Griffin

Drake, Matt (Matthew J.), author