Chris really wants a giant salad in a bread bowl, Anna Marie says no to Poké-non theories. Kelley is having all the Crises because Chris won't let her read the news in peace, and Alex is quietly contemplating a Final Fantasy VII: Belt Edition while everyone argues.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 575: “You Only Press F for Things You Care About” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley reviews a game in cats, Josh mourns the Moe, Chris gets to say Gugnir again, and Jonathan gets surpassed by his own progeny.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 576: “4K VRR LCD versus CRT” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's a slightly quieter week after the mass dump of games that was February and the first week of March. Kelley doesn't want her mom to think she's watching hentai, while Anna Marie insists our reviewers don't hate every game. Josh will one day be free of the epic grip of Cold Steel IV, but not before Chris convinces him if he just lifts a truck, he can find a new orbment.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 577: “Eclipse, I Love You, but GO AWAY” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex looks so good he must be rendered. Robert rickrolls all the things. Kelley is our Neptunian Angel. Chris is getting ready to Rise, but first he must Ryza.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 578: “Sorry, I Just Don’t Care” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh tells us another tale of the Mehss Effect. Sam poots. Anna Marie gets snuggles, not struggles. Kelley tells us about the big hole in her heart. And Chris disinfects himself with Atelier Lysol.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 579: “Bad Nugs Are Still Nugs” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's just the core trio this week, as Chris tosses a coin to his hunting horn partner Kelley, and Anna Marie rolls her eyes as Chris cracks terrible jokes about what the Vita really means. We all consider MiHoYo's bottom line, as well as whether we're classified as normies.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 580: “Marshmallow Is Canon” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's another explicit week, as Sam calls Chris poopy. Anna Marie can't understand Dutch (even though she likes to think she does), while Pascal imagines he's eating a sausage. Josh is slowly falling under the spell of Mass Effect Stockholm Syndrome, and somehow Chris is equally obsessed with shoes, jeggings, and dead Google products. Save us.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 581: “Love Me, I Himbo” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets review bombed outta existence, after Pascal gleefully mocks the list of games that Chris still didn't play. Anna Marie insists genital monsters yes, f-bombs no. Kelley thinks Anna Marie should get out of the pocket of Big Farming. We're all pretty tired from vaccine side effects, please bear with us.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 582: “Are Those Cat Butthole Coasters?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Pascal falls asleep while playing every game except one. Chris knows nothing about pretty much every game. Matt needs to put some clothes on. And Josh gets a salt lick. Man this chafing sucks.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 583: “Tight Pants” appeared first on RPGamer.

Anna Marie wonders why we can't be friends. Jonathan becomes a Marbula One fan. Kelley engages "pants off, games on" mode. And Chris learns that the only person he's cheating is himself...and his dire gryphon.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 584: “A Crater Sized Hole Filled with Funko Pops!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert, Kelley, Anna Marie, and Chris develop a King Arthur musou. Also, while we're wondering why there are two cat races in FFXIV, we realize the biggest concern is where to buy our giant scythes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 585: “Leggy Chocobo” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam joins us this week for some Netflix and Krill. Anna Marie has to deal with a crisis on infinite Chris. Kelley asks the question, "Bidoff: photogenic or photobombing?" And Matt has to whistle Yuji Horii down from his crazy DQ teasing.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 586: “This Podcast Is Festering” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's the Old People Cast! Chris has issues with podcasts. Kelley asks if the gelatinous cube was worth it - it isn't. Pascal is buried under a giant pile of visual novels. Anna Marie comes down with typhoid. And Robert insists there's always room for more zippers.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 587: “The Real Puff Puff” appeared first on RPGamer.

On this week's show, Chris is going through his failed Kickstarters; Anna Marie is off banging a ghost, which was fun; Kelley is collecting wheels of cheese in Skyrim; Josh is lookin' fly in his Yakuza shoes; and Alex wonders why he didn't just skip this week and write more E3 stories.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 588: “Nintendo Leaked Themselves” appeared first on RPGamer.

Anna Marie, Chris, and Kelley are joined by special guest Ryan Radcliff! Chris swears every time E3 fails, an angel gets its wings. Anna Marie refuses to play games she's in. Kelley wants to pet the cat cream roll. And Ryan is dragging around Paws's corpse as he spins all the wheels.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 589: “Chaos Never Sleeps” appeared first on RPGamer.

Joshua asks “Am I fighting a house?!” (spoilers: he is). Chris is on the wrong side of 40, and somehow forgets JRPGJuly. Kelley espouses “Exposure: The Cryptocurrency of Artists.” Anna Marie is teaching the whole RPGamer staff how to speedrun FF4: Free Enterprise. Yes, things got a little…weird this week.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 590: “Get Back in the House, Yona!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex, Anna Marie, Chris, and Kelley come together to discuss the news of the week. #JRPGJuly is well underway for everyone on the cast. Anna Marie makes every evil choice she can. Alex dives into Anime: The Game. Chris shouldn't be playing Elder Scrolls Online because his arm hurts, and yet he still is? Meanwhile, we lost Kelley somewhere in the wastelands when she wandered off to hug all the monsties.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 591: “Save the Baby? Eat the Baby?” appeared first on RPGamer.

It’s a tiny cast with just Chris, Anna Marie, and Kelley. PS5 blood money is being thrown around, while Kelley curses the asthma tax. Chris is simulating his real life job in a game that simulates his job. Anna Marie re-discovers she doesn’t like SMT. And everyone agrees cutscenes need both pause and skip options.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 592: “First World Donut Problems” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris snuggles his Teddy body pillow. Kelley signs up for rare Pokémon. Josh sacrifices children (what?!). Meanwhile Anna Marie is off celebrating her birthday by spreading the hork.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 593: “Banished to the Prince Dimension” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's been a week full of news, some exciting, some alarming. Chris breaks the site...repeatedly. Kelley comes to terms with the fact mowing the lawn is hard in real life. Josh explains Japanese tabloid scandals. Anna Marie assigns a tedious task to Pascal.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 594: “The Queen Needs a Monster Rig” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley's cat tosses a coin to The Witcher. Chris finds out there's just too many pigs. And Josh goes to Reddit, but all he finds is a meme.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 595: “I’m With the PS5, I Don’t Like Your Range Extender” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh wishes on a monkey paw and gets a new Shining Force game. Chris's body isn't ready for Death's Door. And no expects the shadow drop of Boyfriend Dungeon.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 596: “I’m Not Into Tails Unless I’m Shooting Them Out of a Cannon” appeared first on RPGamer.

The RPG Cast crew discovers where the monkey's paw has taken them this week. Chris is trapped in a room playing with kitties. Kelley has to survive a Pokémon/Shining Force Crossover. Anna Marie is stuck in a time loop and isn't sure where the spoon is. Josh almost succeeded in not shooting any children out of cannons, but then he took an arrow to the knee. Meanwhile, Shining Force smiles evilly.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 597: “The Answer Is Apricorns!” appeared first on RPGamer.

What's the podcast trio been up to this week? Chris is now a punchy demi-fiend, Kelley muses if Scamper is part plumber, and Anna Marie campaigns on Hades for everyone. Also, stoats continue to be extremely cute.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 598: “I Want an Ermine With Angry Eyebrows” appeared first on RPGamer.

The podcast trio is not at all ready for the flood of September releases. Anna Marie is kind of sick of the trigger, Chris insists Eclipse is owed an apology, and Kelley wants to know what is this garbage and how she can get more of it.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 599: “Serious Health Issues? No, Just a Cat” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris says the quiet things out loud, and challenges Anna Marie to play a gacha game without spending money. Kelley gets distracted by a three-headed monkey, while Josh ponders why the ten rings sounds like Jarvis.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 600: “It’s a HIGH Seven” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh and Scotty get into a father-son slap fight. Kelley ascends to divinity playing Picross. Johnathan sees how much his ZHP is worth and has to go make a transaction in a back alley. And Chris tries to justify life without a back button.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 601: “Tactical Baking RPG” appeared first on RPGamer.

Anna Marie flashes the milkman. Kelley Ryan protests three button controllers. Pascal gives out his a/s/l to anyone who asks. And Chris watches some really interesting paint dry.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 602: “D&DCU” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is busy writing her Sonic the Fighters headcanon. Josh starts listening to Limp Bizkit. Anna Marie spells THICC with two C's and one I. Chris, meanwhile, is living the chonkiest life.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 603: “Stick it up your KWEH?!?” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's the RPGCast trio bringing you another week of mild insanity. Kelley struggles because Japanese names are hard. Chris wants to take all the cats camping, but Anna Marie swiftly vetoes the idea. The dad jokes arrive in full force, and everyone's thinking about vacations.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 604: “Press 5 for More Rune Factory” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's a quiet news week before the big push of releases before the holiday gaming rush. Chris invites hate mail for his crazy views on Final Fantasy VII and Mario 64. Kelley discovers her friendship isn't worth an iPad. And Anna Marie wants easy modes to actually be easy. Is that too much to ask? Wait...it IS a bunny!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 605: “Have You Saved Recently?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley Ryan starts a new studio to make the darkest, hardest game ever. Josh explains why everyone hates JRPGs. And Chris wonders if he can use pencils as healing items.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 606: “I Have Digimon Poop to Clean Up” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris dies a lot. Then some more. Then Kelley explains how digimon are vegan to Chris. Then Sam explains how books work to Chris (with a lot of cursing). Then Josh explains how birthmarks work to Chris. Then Anna Marie explains how cosplaying works to Chris. Then Chris gets dunked on some more by a boss. Then the show ends.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 607: “Extra Life 2021” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris just wants to ride a chocobo and get a headshot, but he's old and fingers hurt. Speaking of, Kelley's Digimon died of old age. Meanwhile, Josh five hours The Good Life and goes to fight a bear (as in rawr). And the whole cast travels to the world of Pinocchisouls.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 608: “Sentient Potatoes” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley watches DVDs like a caveman. Josh chews on all the expensive things. Meanwhile, Chris stands by some barrels.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 609: “Throwing Corpses at the Door Till You Let Me In” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris embraces our cyberpunk subscription overlords. Josh kills the innkeeper (accidentally). Meanwhile Robert plunges down the .Hack hole.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 610: “No One Should Learn Japanese from Super Robot Wars” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert tells us who the babby daddy is. Kelley plays Dark Souls Tetris. Chris designs a very special bidet. And you get to breed with a ditto. Have fun!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 611: “All the Bidoofs I Released Before” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh demands justice for Jorts. Chris is deployed to the circus wars. And Kelley assures us that Fang sniper is real. We'll see you in 2022. Don't butter your cats!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 612: “He Must Have Put Skill Points Into Broom Handle” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets caught up on Columbo while queueing for FFXIV. Eclipse steals the show from Kelley by opening the Chrome dev tools. And Josh sells all his Spoony Bard NFTs.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 613: “Nancy New Year” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley finds out that Alice is made of Lego. Josh asks if his cat even lifts, bro. Chris puts everything into the Final Fantasy XVI bucket. And everyone gets KEMCO shamed.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 614: “The Burned Pirated Disc Is a Feature” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley ruins Warcraft by including Conker. Chris mortgages his Xbox. Josh's cat won't let him control his Xbox. And Microsoft has announced their new Candy Crush themed Windows 12.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 615: “The New Dialga Looks Like My Brother’s Broken Vacuum Cleaner” appeared first on RPGamer.

Jonathan Stringer joins us in an attempt to sell his copy of Mugen Souls. Josh is launching his Kickstarter for his new documentary, Legacy of the Bitcoins. And Chris has lost his Epic Games launcher, thanks Windows 11.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 616: “Garland Does It His Way” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris has a normal amount of coffee on his shirt. Kelley conks her cat on the head with a controller. And Josh thinks Maglam Lord is a contraceptive device.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 617: “Yoko Taro Made This While Queuing for His Raid” appeared first on RPGamer.

This week on RPG Cast, Chris asks Anna to go fix her truckers. Josh wants to date the robots. And Kelley has a hot Raymond.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 618: “Kirby’s Oral Fixation” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley graduates from Canada. Josh discovers Tactics Advance is an isekai. Meanwhile Chris calculates the skill check for suplexing a train.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 619: “That One Time I Got Reincarnated as a Canadian Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” appeared first on RPGamer.

On this week's show, Chris gets run over by a wheat thresher, Robert throws his phone at a car, Kelley's cat gets offended at being a prop for gaming, and Josh goes kart racing in Horizon Forbidden West.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 620: “I Just Got Barbecued in a Grave Pit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley puts a price on a good nap. Josh complains about Pokémon (someone has to). And Chris's true Dark Souls adventure begins with his dryer.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 621: “My Elden Ring Fever Dreams” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris develops a Yakuza game with all Pokémon. Josh is surprised by microtransactions. And Kelley get surprised by a secret mobile game.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 622: “Secret Maple Syrup Agent” appeared first on RPGamer.

Johnathan Stringer tries to sate your Saturn lust with a Satiator. Kelley Ryan was a naysayer, then she took a chaos to the knee. And Chris Privitere tries to calculate his age in internet memes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 623: “Great Value Gundams” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wants an OP fox with mods. Matt wears a turnip and marries a twelve year old. And Josh goes off to read the new J.R.R. Martin time loop book.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 624: “Kirby Is the New Elden Ring” appeared first on RPGamer.