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Published On :: Thu, 02 Jul 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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the worst thing you can tell your dad

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Published On :: Fri, 24 Jul 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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your emotions

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Published On :: Fri, 31 Jul 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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your apathy

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Published On :: Sat, 01 Aug 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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all your slang is outdated

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Published On :: Tue, 18 Aug 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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your post history

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Published On :: Fri, 28 Aug 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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you die from our food

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Published On :: Fri, 02 Oct 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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prove youre a human

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Published On :: Sun, 11 Oct 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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what are your influences

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Published On :: Fri, 16 Oct 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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dont bother with your name

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Published On :: Wed, 28 Oct 2015 04:00:00 EDT

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youre gonna stay hangin

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Published On :: Mon, 02 Nov 2015 04:00:00 EST

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your decisions

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Published On :: Wed, 02 Dec 2015 04:00:00 EST

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your health insurance premium

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Published On :: Thu, 03 Dec 2015 04:00:00 EST

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your name here

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Published On :: Sat, 19 Dec 2015 04:00:00 EST

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youre not allowed to say an opinion

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Published On :: Sun, 20 Dec 2015 04:00:00 EST

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diminishing your authority

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Published On :: Wed, 23 Dec 2015 04:00:00 EST

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your secure password

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Published On :: Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:00:00 EST

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your teeth look fine

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Published On :: Sun, 07 Feb 2016 04:00:00 EST

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get your beach body

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Published On :: Fri, 19 Feb 2016 04:00:00 EST

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four out of five

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Published On :: Sat, 19 Mar 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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the secrets of your longevity

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Published On :: Mon, 21 Mar 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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wake up now youre mad

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Published On :: Thu, 24 Mar 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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apologize to your siblin

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Published On :: Fri, 25 Mar 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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give yourself a round of applause

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Published On :: Sun, 03 Apr 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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your computer has big virus

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Published On :: Fri, 08 Apr 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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your resume says

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Published On :: Sun, 24 Apr 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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im your dad so what i say goes

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Published On :: Thu, 28 Apr 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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my farts your farts

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Published On :: Sat, 14 May 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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believe in yoursel

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Published On :: Wed, 18 May 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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dream journal

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Published On :: Sat, 11 Jun 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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whats your greatest skill

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Published On :: Tue, 14 Jun 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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your really good thin

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Published On :: Fri, 08 Jul 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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youre not 100

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Published On :: Sat, 16 Jul 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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what did you do on your summer vacation

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Published On :: Fri, 26 Aug 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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live your life like theres no tomorrow

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Published On :: Thu, 01 Sep 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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sleep three hours

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Published On :: Fri, 09 Sep 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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speak with your manager

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Published On :: Wed, 28 Sep 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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follow your passion

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Published On :: Fri, 30 Sep 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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adjust your freaking attitude

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Published On :: Wed, 19 Oct 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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come to your party

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Published On :: Thu, 27 Oct 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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gimme your damn money

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Published On :: Sun, 30 Oct 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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your student loan payment

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Published On :: Fri, 04 Nov 2016 04:00:00 EDT

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your new coworker

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Published On :: Sun, 06 Nov 2016 04:00:00 EST

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the ghost of your foreskin

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Published On :: Wed, 09 Nov 2016 04:00:00 EST

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sandals to court

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Published On :: Sat, 12 Nov 2016 04:00:00 EST

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your body is a fireplace

youre from ohio

your tombstone

your choice

400 free hours

your captain speaking swa

the worst thing you can tell your dad

your emotions

your apathy

all your slang is outdated

your post history

you die from our food

prove youre a human

what are your influences

dont bother with your name

youre gonna stay hangin

your decisions

your health insurance premium

your name here

youre not allowed to say an opinion

diminishing your authority

your secure password

your teeth look fine

get your beach body

four out of five

the secrets of your longevity

wake up now youre mad

apologize to your siblin

give yourself a round of applause

your computer has big virus

your resume says

im your dad so what i say goes

my farts your farts

believe in yoursel

dream journal

whats your greatest skill

your really good thin

youre not 100

what did you do on your summer vacation

live your life like theres no tomorrow

sleep three hours

speak with your manager

follow your passion

adjust your freaking attitude

come to your party

gimme your damn money

your student loan payment

your new coworker

the ghost of your foreskin

sandals to court

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