fails worlds three biggest fails By www.toothpastefordinner.com Published On :: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 04:00:00 EDT Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: worlds three biggest failsI NEED YOUR HELP: Please chip in $1 or more on Patreon and I can keep Toothpaste For Dinner updating daily, PLUS you'll get to see bonus comics & writing! Full Article comic
fails 'Special corona fee' fails to keep tipplers away By www.mid-day.com Published On :: 6 May 2020 02:15:28 GMT Undeterred by the threat of coronavirus infection or the 'special corona fee' of 70 per cent levied on alcohol, hundreds of tipplers queued up outside liquor vends in the national capital for the second consecutive day on Tuesday, keeping the police on their toes. Long queues were formed outside the vends in Krishna Nagar and Vishwas Nagar, and a large number of policemen stood outside to manage the crowd and ensure social distancing. At some places, like the Gole Market in central Delhi, although the liquor shops were shut, baton-wielding paramilitary personnel were also deployed to keep the crowd at bay. About 150 government-run liquor shops have been allowed to open from 9 am to 6.30 pm as per the latest lockdown relaxations allowed by the Ministry of Home Affairs. On Monday, many liquor shops downed their shutters after crowds turned unruly, showing little care about social distancing. Late in the night, the Delhi government levied a 70 per cent 'special corona fee' on the sale of liquor. The new rate is applicable from Tuesday. The special branch of the Delhi police has also prepared a report suggesting extending the timings of the liquor sale in Delhi after chaos outside shops on Monday. To ensure that he gets his stock of liquor, Bharat Kumar, a resident of Burari, stood outside the liquor shop since 8 am -- the shop opens at 9. But there were many even ahead of him. "I was in queue for liquor since 8 am. Despite this, it took me one and half hour to buy three liquor bottles," he said. Asked about the government's decision to impose a hefty 'corona fee' to discourage tipplers, he said, "It will not affect us. People will get liquor from Gurgaon, Noida and Ghaziabad." But there were many who still could not manage to buy liquor for the second day. "I searched for some shops in Krishna Nagar but there were long queues of around 400-500 people. Here, the shop has not been opened and policemen are sending us back. It's not fair, the government has raised the price so much and still there are problems if one tries to buy it," said Raj Kumar, 38, who had come to a liquor shop in Shakarpur in east Delhi. Ramesh, who declined to share his second name, said he was trying his luck after failing to buy liquor bottles from nearby shops because of the huge crowd. "Yesterday, I waited for two hours in a queue outside a shop but the police closed it after the crowd became unruly," Ramesh said. Rajbir Singh, in his late 40s, tried his luck at a liquor vend behind Regal Cinema in central Delhi, but failed. "I only have one peg every fortnight. But I have not had even that for long," Singh said. Catch up on all the latest Crime, National, International and Hatke news here. Also download the new mid-day Android and iOS apps to get latest updates. Mid-Day is now on Telegram. Click here to join our channel (@middayinfomedialtd) and stay updated with the latest news This story has been sourced from a third party syndicated feed, agencies. Mid-day accepts no responsibility or liability for its dependability, trustworthiness, reliability and data of the text. Mid-day management/mid-day.com reserves the sole right to alter, delete or remove (without notice) the content in its absolute discretion for any reason whatsoever Full Article
fails Twitterati share their cooking fails to cheer nine-year-old girl up after she messed up her dish By www.mid-day.com Published On :: 25 Apr 2020 11:00:37 GMT If you love to cook or bake, you put your heart and soul into the dish, with a hope that it will turn out to be delicious. But if it does not turn out as expected you would feel disheartened. The young girl went through the same, who tried a hand at baking and messed up the dish. Her mother turned to Twitter and asked users to share their cooking fails that helped her to cheer up. When author and mother of four Shannon Hale tweeted, “My 9yo is in tears because she tried to bake something new and messed up. She thinks this means she can’t be a baker now”, and asked people to share their cooking experiences that flopped, the twitterati was quick to respond and make the girl feel better. My 9yo is in tears because she tried to bake something new and messed up. She thinks this means she can’t be a baker now. Would any bakers out there care to share times you messed up? — Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) April 19, 2020 Hale’s tweet has garnered more than 11,000 likes and was retweeted 667 times. Many users commenting on the posts shared their epic cooking fails alongwith the pictures of their messed-up dishes to cheer the girl up. My 9yo is in tears because she tried to bake something new and messed up. She thinks this means she can’t be a baker now. Would any bakers out there care to share times you messed up? — Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) April 19, 2020 I write cookbooks and yesterday I forgot the baking powder and soda in my cake pic.twitter.com/imQ9C78mdD — Julie Van Rosendaal (@dinnerwithjulie) April 20, 2020 I’ve been baking for years (about 50) and I had to cut the sides off my bread today because it was burnt. pic.twitter.com/lbq5RXKEKV — Gallery Chapel (@gallerychapel) April 20, 2020 Look at this beautiful birthday cake my son made my wife today. Things can be delicious even if messy â¤ï¸ pic.twitter.com/Xs2JIzoAmN — ðDr. Frizzle (@Swilua) April 19, 2020 Look at this beautiful birthday cake my son made my wife today. Things can be delicious even if messy â¤ï¸ pic.twitter.com/Xs2JIzoAmN — ðDr. Frizzle (@Swilua) April 19, 2020 I’ve been baking for years (about 50) and I had to cut the sides off my bread today because it was burnt. pic.twitter.com/lbq5RXKEKV — Gallery Chapel (@gallerychapel) April 20, 2020 What do you think about the post? Catch up on all the latest Crime, National, International and Hatke news here. Also download the new mid-day Android and iOS apps to get latest updates. Mid-Day is now on Telegram. Click here to join our channel (@middayinfomedialtd) and stay updated with the latest news Full Article
fails Coronavirus: Malaria drug HCQ fails to show any positive results By www.businesstoday.in Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 07:53:59 GMT Among patients given hydroxychloroquine, 32.3% ended up needing a ventilator or dying, compared with 14.9% of patients who were not given the drug Full Article
fails NMC expects administration as it fails to win creditors’ backing By www.ft.com Published On :: Wed, 08 Apr 2020 16:27:26 GMT Former FTSE 100 group has been in turmoil over its financial arrangements for months Full Article
fails Poland postpones presidential vote after bid to defy pandemic fails By www.ft.com Published On :: Wed, 06 May 2020 22:54:43 GMT With its candidate favourite to win, Law and Justice party was insisting poll should go ahead on May 10 Full Article
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fails MasterChef Australia fails to beat The Voice during its premiere By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 08 May 2018 14:21:34 GMT The MasterChef Australia premiere failed to beat The Voice on Monday night, in the ratings. Full Article
fails Driver's bid to throw £25,000 of cocaine from his van fails when he forgets to open window By Published On :: Sat, 09 May 2020 13:09:56 +0100 Officers from Devon and Cornwall Police stopped the driver on the M5 and when they got to the cab they discovered the inside was covered in white powder. Full Article
fails Justin Gatlin fails to make three-man shortlist for World Athlete of the Year By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 11:18:32 GMT Despite being undefeated in the 100 and 200 metres this season, Justin Gatlin has failed to make the three-man shortlist for the IAAF 2014 World Athlete of the Year, following a two-week voting process. Full Article
fails Alex Rodriguez miserably fails as he tries to do the Renegade TikTok Challenge with teen daughter By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 06 Feb 2020 08:49:49 GMT Alex Rodriguez failed to complete the Renegade TikTok challenge with his teen daughter, Natasha, 15, in his first video on the platform on Tuesday. Full Article
fails Robert Moreno fails to show for press conference with Luis Enrique set for Spain return By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 19 Nov 2019 09:20:02 GMT Spain coach Robert Moreno failed to show for his post-match press conference after his side thrashed Romania fuelling rumours Luis Enrique is on the verge of making a dramatic return to the job. Full Article
fails Labour hints it could agree to a Scottish independence vote even if the SNP FAILS to get a majority By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 25 Nov 2019 19:00:01 GMT Labour's leader in Scotland, Richard Leonard, today suggested that if would only require 'the election of parties into a majority' to provide a mandate. Full Article
fails Kim Jong Ill? Mystery as Kim Jong Un fails to attend North Korea's annual Day of the Sun ceremony By Published On :: Thu, 16 Apr 2020 12:30:53 +0100 Kim Jong Un failed to attend the ceremony at the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun, despite many of his senior officials appearing at the deeply significant wreath laying ceremony on Wednesday. Full Article
fails Body modifier Brendan Russell accused of killing client with hand implant fails to show up to court By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 18 Jul 2019 05:10:20 GMT Brendan Russell, 38, was due to appear in Gosford District Court Thursday to formally plead not guilty to charges of manslaughter, female genital mutilation and causing grievous bodily harm. Full Article
fails Family faces agonising wait after eight-hour post-mortem fails to reveal how Nora Quoirin's died By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 15 Aug 2019 05:37:10 GMT Police in Malaysia said Nora Quoirin's family would have to wait until at least today for the results of tests that may unravel the mystery of her death. Her body was found in the jungle on Tuesday. Full Article
fails Ruff landing: Adorable moment a plucky puppy tries to leap off a chair onto a bed - but fails By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 28 Oct 2019 18:55:46 GMT Storm the puppy from Hyattsville, Prince George's County, in the US, assesses her options first before making the jump but misjudges the distance and falls to the ground. Full Article
fails Skydiver plunges to his death in horror accident after parachute `fails to fully open' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 18:13:33 GMT Stefan Eiriksson Andersen, 30, from Denmark, jumped from the plane after it took off from an airfield in the Sri Racha district of Chon Buri, eastern Thailand on Saturday afternoon. Full Article
fails Ross Brawn fails in bid for qualifying sprint race as Formula One bosses abandon controversial plans By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 27 Oct 2019 23:57:49 GMT The experiment would have seen the Saturday qualifying replaced with a sprint race, in which drivers lined up in reverse championship order, with the leading driver starting at the back. Full Article
fails Walmart-owned Jet winding down its fresh food delivery in New York after service fails to take off By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 22 Nov 2019 21:10:28 GMT Jet is winding down its service after about a year due to problems with pricing and keeping fresh food in stock. Jet will shut down a facility in the Bronx where more than 200 people work. Full Article
fails Passenger fury as Heathrow Airport fails to insist on social distancing in border control queues By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 23 Mar 2020 17:14:49 GMT Packed like sardines as they wait to clear immigration and collect their luggage, there was disturbingly little evidence of social distancing to help fight coronavirus at Heathrow Airport today. Full Article
fails Flop Gear! Chris Evans fails to make a list of the ten best Top Gear presenters By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 18 Jul 2019 23:57:16 GMT Chris Evans didn't even make the top ten in a vote on iconic British motoring show Top Gear's best-ever presenters. Instead Jeremy Clarkson topped a Radio Times poll of almost 5,000 viewers. Full Article
fails Newcastle owner Mike Ashley to bank £17m even if sale of the club to Saudi Arabian consortium fails By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 21:31:05 GMT EXCLUSIVE BY MARTIN SAMUEL: The deposit paid by the Saudi Arabian consortium is non-refundable, meaning Newcastle owner Ashley gets richer even if the takeover is not ratified. Full Article
fails Sunday Night fails to mention its own role in Molly Meldrum's feud with Elton John By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 07 Oct 2019 05:10:01 GMT Molly Meldrum opened the lid on his his long-running feud with Elton John on Channel Seven's Sunday Night this weekend. Full Article
fails Russian Soyuz rocket with six-foot tall humanoid robo-naut Fedor fails to dock at ISS By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 24 Aug 2019 12:45:27 GMT Russia's Soyuz rocket with Vladimir Putin's six-foot tall humanoid robot on board has failed to dock at the International Space Stations. The setback has been blamed on issues with docking systems. Full Article
fails SAG Awards 2019: The Favourite star Olivia Colman fails to show By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 28 Jan 2019 15:32:58 GMT She was notably absent as The Wife star Glenn Close beat her to the award, little more than a week after failing to make an appearance at the London Critics Circle Awards. Full Article
fails SAG Awards worst dressed: Gwendoline Christie and Nathalie Emmanuel lead the fashion fails By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 20 Jan 2020 17:14:28 GMT Gwendoline, 41, and Nathalie, 30, both arrived at the SAG Awards in baggy, unflattering frocks. Full Article
fails 1917's Sam Mendes fails to mask his shock as Bong Joon Ho scoops Best Director Oscar for Parasite By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 10 Feb 2020 22:20:13 GMT On Sunday night, odds-on favourite Sam - who directed 1917 - lost out on the prestigious award to Bong Joon-ho, for his direction of film Parasite Full Article
fails Mack Horton says swimmers need to step in when doping system fails By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 04 Aug 2019 00:18:34 GMT Australian star Mack Horton believes swimming's doping system has 'gone wrong' and it's now up to the athletes to stand up for a clean sport, as he did when refusing to share the podium with Sun Full Article
fails Barnsley defender Bambo Diaby 'fails drugs test following defeat at Blackburn on November 23' By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:20:33 GMT According to the Mirror, Barnsley boss Gerhard Struber held a team meeting to break the news last week before informing the group that Diaby would not be featuring against Bristol City last Saturday. Full Article
fails Brexit Party FAILS to win a seat in the general election By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 13 Dec 2019 08:01:47 GMT The pro-Brexit vote was split in seats such as Doncaster North, where former Labour leader Ed Miliband limped home with 38.7 per cent of the vote. Pictured: Nigel Farage on TV last night. Full Article
fails North Korea's 'Christmas surprise' fails to materialise as US spy planes swarm over the peninsula By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 26 Dec 2019 13:10:20 GMT The dictatorship has threatened to take 'unspecified action' if sanctions are not lifted by 2020. Four US planes flew over the North Korean peninsula on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Full Article
fails Kim Jong Ill? Mystery as Kim Jong Un fails to attend North Korea's annual Day of the Sun ceremony By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 16 Apr 2020 11:41:38 GMT Kim Jong Un failed to attend the ceremony at the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun, despite many of his senior officials appearing at the deeply significant wreath laying ceremony on Wednesday. Full Article
fails Bali tourist fails to spot cheeky monkey sneak up and steal his glasses while he takes selfie By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 05 Jan 2020 10:24:38 GMT Connor Coman-Sargent, 24, had been travelling through Uluwatu in Bali, Indonesia when the mishap took place. Full Article
fails The humiliating moment Chile striker Eduardo Vargas fails with lame 'panenka' penalty By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 04 Jul 2019 10:43:01 GMT Chile were knocked out of the Copa America in the semi-finals with a 3-0 defeat by Peru, and Eduardo Vargas' misery was compounded when he missed a late penalty. Full Article
fails Peter Helliar's awkward monologue fails to impress viewers at the 2019 Logie Awards By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 30 Jun 2019 12:42:18 GMT He is regarded as one of Australia's best comedians. Full Article
fails Marco Rubio tries to give Ivanka Trump a hug and fails By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 20 Jun 2017 20:38:36 GMT Marco Rubio came up against an unexpected border wall on Tuesday morning as he greeted Ivanka Trump at the US Capitol, with the short Florida Senator hitting up against the tall Trump. Full Article
fails LeBron James fails to make NBA play-offs for first time since 2005 By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 01 Apr 2019 21:59:00 GMT The Lakers (31-41) will miss the play-offs for a franchise-record sixth straight season even with James, who fell just short of his 81st career triple-double with 25 points, 14 assists and nine rebounds. Full Article
fails Driver's bid to throw £25,000 of cocaine from his van fails when he forgets to open window By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 09 May 2020 12:09:56 GMT Officers from Devon and Cornwall Police stopped the driver on the M5 and when they got to the cab they discovered the inside was covered in white powder. Full Article
fails Going Dark by Julia Ebner review: Fails to bring her time undercover with extremists to life By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 09 Mar 2020 19:03:41 GMT By day, Julia Ebner worked for the London-based Institute for Strategic Dialogue, monitoring the online behaviour of extremist groups from Islamic jihadists to Neo-Nazis. Full Article
fails Rashida Tlaib fails to apologize for retweeting false story about Israeli settlers By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 29 Jan 2020 16:16:23 GMT Last Saturday, Tlaib shared a tweet originally penned by a Palestinian rights activist which read: '7 yr old Palestinian child was kidnapped by a herd of violent Israeli settlers'. Full Article
fails Man who tried to prosecute Boris Johnson admits he is 'totally f***ed' if his appeal fails By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 13 Jul 2019 02:20:53 GMT Marcus Ball, 29, had been trying to prosecute Mr Johnson for allegedly abusing public trust during the EU referendum campaign in 2016 by saying Britain sends the EU £350m per week. Full Article
fails Fracking farce: Industry fails to live up to its promise By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Tue, 19 Nov 2019 15:11:24 GMT David Cameron's government had predicted the development of a £33billion industry with 64,500 jobs with 20 frackign wells operational by mid 2020. Full Article
fails Super Tuesday: Elizabeth Warren fails to even win own state By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Wed, 04 Mar 2020 15:54:59 GMT Elizabeth Warren's campaign for president fell flat on Super Tuesday as she was unable to win even her home state of Massachusetts. Full Article
fails 60 minutes journo Allison shares biggest parenting fails By Published On :: Fri, 11 Aug 2017 08:09:16 +0100 38-year-old mother of one and 60 Minutes presenter, Allison Langdon, recently opened up about her biggest parenting fails - which include dropping a baby and feeding a four-month-old cupcakes. Full Article
fails Is Boris Johnson already working part-time at Chequers? No10 fails to dampen speculation on return By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 24 Apr 2020 13:38:01 GMT His official spokesman said today that he was receiving 'updates on the coronavirus response' and spoke to Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab and Matt Hancock, the Health Secretary, yesterday. Full Article
fails Hotel Chocolat's online surge fails to counter shop closures By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Mon, 04 May 2020 21:07:59 GMT The firm said that closing its stores in March has had a 'material impact' on trading and the company has initiated a 'broad range of actions to manage its costs and cash flow'. Full Article
fails Inter Milan CEO Giuseppe Marotta warns that coronavirus could mean Serie A season fails to finish By www.dailymail.co.uk Published On :: Sun, 01 Mar 2020 13:18:26 GMT CEO Giuseppe Marotta has expressed his fears after Inter's match at Juventus, which was to have been played later on Sunday, was one of five which were postponed by Serie A on Saturday. Full Article
fails Gael Monfils fails to join girlfriend Elina Svitolina in US Open semi-finals By Published On :: Thu, 05 Sep 2019 00:22:55 +0100 Thirty-three-year-old Frenchman Gael Monfils was unable to join his girlfriend Elina Svitolina in the semi-finals of the US Open after bowing out in a five-set thriller against Matteo Berrettini. Full Article
fails ALEX BRUMMER: IMF boss Kristalina Georgieva fails political test By Published On :: Thu, 16 Apr 2020 22:37:17 +0100 Georgieva scratched at an old wound when she said that the UK should seek an extension beyond the transition period for leaving the EU. Brussels gave the Bulgarian her job and she has not forgotten. Full Article