RICHARD LITTLEJOHN is giving readers an exclusive bootleg transcript of a conversation between Boris Johnson and Her Majesty The Queen, who seems to be quite concerned about how her dogs are fairing...

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Britain's top police officer, Met Commissioner Cressida Dick, yesterday promised that enforcement of the rules would be through persuasion, not punishment.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN The app is reported to use similar technology to that which allows men to send unsolicited pictures of their private parts to women sitting on the same bus.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN - Who could forget that famous photograph of Tom Watson at Glastonbury in 2017, looking like Super Mario's morbidly obese brother? Now, somehow, the music links return.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: We are all in this ­together. How many times have we heard that over the past few weeks?

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Scientists in Holland have worked out they can calculate the spread of the virus by studying sewage.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Only Fools And Horses has topped a poll of classic TV programmes being binge-watched by viewers seeking solace during the coronavirus crisis.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: They called it the biggest gathering of musical talent since Live Aid, although to be honest I hadn't heard of half the acts involved.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: From the Off, I've been happy to admit that when it comes to the coronavirus crisis I don't have a clue. Is the lockdown justified? Should it be lifted immediately?

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: On his return to work yesterday, Boris Johnson channelled his inner Winston Churchill and announced that we are nearing the end of the beginning in the fight.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Back in 2004, in the run-up to the U.S. Presidential election, I was invited to take part in a special edition of the BBC's Question Time, live from Miami.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Last week, in my CO-VE Day spoof, I joked about Extinction Rebellion reoccupying bridges across the Thames within minutes of the lockdown being lifted.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Let's hear it for White Van Man. And Black Van Man, and every other shade of van man and woman. Where the hell would we have been without them over the past few weeks?

There’s been bad blood between Omarosa and Claudia Jordan, both Celebrity Apprentice stars, for months.

She was accused on Twitter for lip syncing during a performance on American Idol earlier this year in May. And now Mariah Carey has been blasted for the same offense at the BET Awards.

She's one of the world's most notorious female rappers. And Remy Ma certainly made sure that all eyes were on her as she attended the BET Awards on Sunday in an extremely revealing gown.

The 43-year-old wowed in the shimmery frock, which had a thigh slit and fitted waist, revealing her toned physique. The actress styled the look with sparkling heels and braided tresses.

Yara Shahidi sparkled like a distant sun on Saturday, when the 19-year-old stepped out at the BET Experience in Los Angeles.

Angela Simmons turned heads as she hit the BET Awards red carpet in a rainbow minidress, with the ceremony held at the Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday night.

Sportsmail looks at the Dutch international, who has been a standout performer for Ajax, and assesses where he would fit in at Old Trafford should they win the race for this signature.

DEREK LAWRENSON - WORLD OF GOLF: No wonder there is a doom-laden feeling that the Ryder Cup should be postponed for 12 months and we write off a lost year for sport.

The reality star, 32, declared they had become a 'family of five' when she welcomed 'gorgeous girl' Allegra Portia Dalton into the world on Friday morning.

The reality star, 30, made sure his thoughts on the latest series were definitely heard as he published an epic rant following reports that spin-off Big Brother's Little Brother was coming back

Monday evening sees the last ever transmission of reality series Big Brother . And leading the tributes from devastated fans was an emotional Emma Willis, who posted a snap of her copy of the final script.

JONATHAN McEVOY IN SAKHIR: What if it had been Lewis Hamilton charging down on Sebastian Vettel in those tense last few minutes of the Bahrain Grand Prix? Or Max Verstappen?

Dame Joan Collins, 86, cut an elegant figure as she lead the nation in the 3pm toast for the heroes of the Second World War from the balcony of her London home today.

Tristan Cross spent two and a half weeks building Skehans in Nunhead, south London, using Unreal Engine 4 gaming software.

Erin Molan has revealed that she and her fiancé of three years, Sean Ogilvy, are in no hurry to marry - after repeatedly addressing split rumours. 

Rock music legend Little Richard has died at the age of 87, his family have confirmed. The star, whose hits included Tutti Frutti, Long Tall Sally, and Good Golly Miss Molly, inspired a generation of musicians.

The 31-year-old former stripper has been banned by Dream's dad - Rob Kardashian, from featuring the 2-year-old on her forthcoming show, The Real Blac Chyna, according to TMZ

Blac Chyna and her mom Tokyo Toni's ongoing tumultuous relationship was on blast in Monday's preview for her new reality show, The Real Blac Chyna.

The TV personality, 31, attended the launch party for her new reality series, The Real Blac Chyna with The Zeus Network, at Regal Cinemas Atlantic Station Stadium 16 in Atlanta on Sunday.

The 31-year-old reality star sizzled in a long red dress with high thigh slits Sunday at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles amid a child custody dispute with her ex Rob Kardashian.

Sources close to Rob, 32, have told TMZ that while he knows Tommie, 35, the dating rumors are '100 percent untrue'. It comes after Williams told him he needs to make better choices in his personal life.

The 31-year-old's rep said that Chyna had every right to be there as someone who's in the entertainment industry with her presence on reality TV.

It was reported last month that Khloé's brother Rob, 32, is seeking primary custody of the three-year-old, reducing ex Blac Chyna's parenting time to weekends with a nanny present.

'Unlike 'Bachelor Mom Barb' who expressed her contempt for her potential future daughter-in-law out in the open, Kris and her daughters successfully hid their contempt for Chyna, her lawyer said

It's becoming an ever self-evident truism that reality television and controversy go hand in hand in Australia.

The Food Network star, 72, shared a tip for getting through quarantine: drink. She mixed up one of her favorite cocktails in a new Instagram video

French MEP Éric Andrieu, from the winemaking Aude has warned that a lack of storage following widespread bar, restaurant and shop closures has led to more wine than vineyards can cope with.

Self-made currenct trading millionaire Dan Legg, 20, from Somerset, spent three nights sleeping rough on the streets of London for Rich Kids Go Homeless, which airs on 5Star tomorrow night.

SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE - Members of the MCC have been left outraged after talk of an extraordinary and 'radical' proposal started to filter among the masses.

Despite serving a prison term in Pennsylvania, Bill Cosby, 82, or someone on his behalf, took to Twitter do decry the mainstream US press and urge his followers to support black media outlets.

The Oscar winner showed off her fabulous figure in the form-sitting gown as she promoted new period drama A Little Chaos on Saturday.

EDDIE HEARN: The heavyweight world is total carnage right now. Tyson Fury did an incredible job to shake up the division last year but now he has done it again without even stepping inside the ropes.

EDDIE HEARN: With just a fortnight to go until the biggest fight in British boxing history, Wladimir Klitschko has began to crank up the mind games ahead of his clash with Anthony Joshua.

EDDIE HEARN WRITES EXCLUSIVELY FOR SPORTSMAIL: Here we go. The moment of truth. I can't lie – every morning since Monday I have been waking up with butterflies in my stomach about this.

60 Minutes reporter Tara Brown and her husband of 16 years - television executive John McAvoy - have reportedly split. Brown and McAvoy have two children together, Jack, 7, and Tom, 5.

Michael Clarke addresses rumours ex-fiancée Lara Bingle flushed her $200,000 engagement ring down the toilet for the first time in his tell-all interview with 60 Minutes.

Theresa May's radical plans for tackling the crisis was a big mistake, but she was right to identify provision of social care in our ageing society as one of the greatest challenges facing the country.