CRAIG BROWN: You get out of your chair with a groan, walk to the kitchen, pick up a KitKat, and return to your chair, sighing 'Oof!' as you sit down.

CRAIG BROWN: WPC Snow White raids a woodland house and discovers an unlicensed gathering of up to seven dwarves failing to employ social distancing

CRAIG BROWN: These are strange times and many people who are otherwise perfectly healthy have started to feel the tell-tale symptoms stirring inside them.

CRAIG BROWN: Death has its draw­-backs, particularly for those whose toupees survive them. Recently, an auction house in Bristol sold off items that had belonged to Peter Wyngarde (pictured).

CRAIG BROWN: How to relax in these troubling times? Ann Ziety is the doyenne of Los Angeles relaxation gurus.

CRAIG BROWN: Last week, there were two major cultural anniversaries. Two hundred and fifty years ago, on April 7, 1770, William Wordsworth was born.

CRAIG BROWN: How times change! I've just discovered an article from the April 1972 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.

CRAIG BROWN: Rock stars, young and old, no longer feel the need to act like rock stars. Once upon a time, they were grubby and ill-behaved. Now, they are spotlessly clean and models of good behaviour.

CRAIG BROWN: Ann Ziety is the author of Just Relax and I Said, Just Relax, Weren't You Listening?'. Here is our first extract from her forthcoming bestseller, Coping With Lockdown.

CRAIG BROWN: Q: I have an ingrowing toenail. What should I do about it, Dr Donald? DR DONALD SAYS: Nobody knows ingrowing toenails like I do, and that's a fact.

CRAIG BROWN: Five years ago, I went to see a splendidly grim Icelandic film called Rams, about two hairy old sheep-farming brothers. Gummi and Kiddi refused to speak to each other for 40 years.

CRAIG BROWN: Q: What is your recommended cure for insomnia, Dr Donald? DR DONALD: You've asked the right guy. You know what?

CRAIG BROWN COLUMN: Part One of an A-Z guide to the next 10,00 hours of Lockdown TV. From arms dealers to chief inspectors and ex-girlfriends.

CRAIG BROWN: How times change! I've just discovered an article from the April 1972 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.

She's known for her killer watt smile - and Love Island's Montana Brown looked dramatically different as she unveiled her new veneers on Monday night. 

The body of L. Antonion Litman (left), founder of children's charity Virginia's House of Hope, was discovered by firefighters on Monday morning when they were called to a fire on Adelphi Street (right).

The reality TV star placed a reassuring hand on her male friend’s shoulder as they wore matching black hats to watch DJ Tiesto perform at the LED Day Club Coachella pool party.

Gigi Hadid stepped out for a busy Saturday, sporting a sharp look in a blue ombré suit. She later stepped out rocking another look, this time a brown flannel jacket over matching tie-dye.

A week that began with Steven Brown in a near-hopeless position with regard to retaining his European Tour privileges concluded with a maiden victory at the Portugal Masters.

DEREK LAWRENSON IN TURKEY: Englishman Steven Brown thought he'd be a bag of nerves by now, but he is rightly soaking in the praise and plaudits following his victory in the Portugal Masters.

Having shot to fame on the ITV2 reality show in 2017, Montana confessed she was bewildered when she left the villa as she developed anxiety

The reality star, 24, spoke candidly to former TOWIE star and Tings Magazine founder Vas J Morgan for his I Am Enough campaign

LARISA BROWN: The gateway to Greece and the EU for migrants encouraged to leave by Turkey's regime is a short walk across no man's land. But they cannot advance any further.

Rihanna, 31, looked absolutely stunning wearing a black lace matching set while promoting her brand's launch on Amazon, only for Chris to ruin the fun with messages to his ex.

The rapper sat down with Rap Radar at his home in Toronto where he took a moment to discuss the tension surrounding his recent musical collab with Chris Brown - and how this has affected Rihanna.

Sterling K. Brown really had a ripper of a night at the SAG Awards on Sunday. The This is Us actor won two Screen Actors Guild Awards.

From her space buns to her pink nail art, Millie Bobby Brown, 13, had the most fun beauty look of the night at the 2018 SAG Awards in Los Angeles Sunday.

In spite of the award-winning actors behemoth success, he revealed this week he's been living with a secret agony - the loss of his father, Sterling Brown.

Kirby Howell-Baptiste and the cast of Barry recieved a SAG nomination for the second consecutive year for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series.

The duo appeared to be two of the first to hit the dance floor as they busted some moves together at the star-studded bash held at at Sunset Tower in Los Angeles.

Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown hit the red carpet in a pristine white dress/pantsuit at the 2020 SAG Awards on Sunday afternoon.

Millie Bobby Brown, 15, hit the SAG Awards red carpet on Sunday in a glamorous white Louis Vuitton dress, and she's been facing criticism for dressing too old.

The Stranger Things star took to Instagram on Wednesday to celebrate her birthday, and opted to highlight the struggles she's faced since rising to fame.

Sarah Browne, who appeared on season five on The Voice, posted an image showing a spider-like scar on her nose on social media.

ROAD TO RIO 2016: I’ve just finished my first year playing abroad. I left Sheffield Steelers to join Amiab Albacete in Spain and it was awesome! The basketball is totally different and, because it’s a semi-professional league, you are there just to play.

Jessica Ennis, one of the great icons of the London games, forged her medal success in the heart of the steel city. Now, another young man hopes to join such illustrious company.

SAM CUNNINGHAM: Remember the famous song by The Specials about doing Too Much Too Young? The same could, perhaps, be said for 18-year-old Paralympian Sally Brown.

SALLY BROWN: It has been a difficult year for me. In January my feet started giving me problems again. I wasn't even able to train.

The road to success for athletes is rarely a straightforward one. especially in the case of Paralympic sprinter Sally Brown, who is aiming for glory in Rio despite an injury-ravaged three years.

Adam Gemili, Max Whitlock and Sally Brown look frightened as they are are asked to show their artistic side with a handful of charcoal and a plethora of paints.

HARRY BROWN: I’ve been at home in Halifax in West Yorkshire for Christmas, which is a rare two weeks in the UK for me.

HARRY BROWN: Having missed out on London 2012, the European Championships will be my first senior major on home soil, so I’m very excited by it.

We’ve just got back from a training camp in South Africa and that was a really good experience. It was hot – about 35C every day – so it was really warm and great for training.

One of the best parts about being a professional athlete – apart from playing your favourite sport, of course – is getting to see the world. We've just come back from a training camp in Italy.

Brothers Alistair and Jonny Brownlee will go head-to-head for the first time this season in the World Triathlon London in Hyde Park on Sunday afternoon.

I was 18 when the Games were held in London and narrowly missed out on a place in the squad. It was disappointing being so close last time round, but there's nothing stopping me this time.

ROAD TO RIO'S SALLY BROWN: It’s been a really tough couple of years for me, but I’m really hoping everything is going to come together in time for Rio next year.

SALLY BROWN - ROAD TO RIO: I am so excited for the next year, which I have not been able to say for a while. I am now able to run 300 metres and not have any problems so I am excited to get out and run.

Team camps can be tricky because you don't really think about it as a selection process, it just feels like a normal camp. You don't arrive thinking: 'I need to be better than that person or that guy'.

Everything’s been going really well and I’m getting ready to compete now in the next few weeks, which is exciting. I didn’t compete at all last year so I’m looking forward to getting back on the track.