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JOKES: लॉकडाउन में पैदा हो रहे बच्चों के रखे जा रहे कैसे-कैसे नाम

JOKES: लॉकडाउन में पैदा हो रहे बच्चों के रखे जा रहे कैसे-कैसे नाम... सोनू अपने दोस्त मोनू से-यार मुझे पता चला कि किसी ने अपने बच्चे का नाम कोविड कर रख दिया... मोनू- हां यार, बताओ लोग कैसे -कैसे नाम रख




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JOKES: संतू ने बोतल में थूका था गुटखा और मंटू...

JOKES: संतू ने बोतल में थूका था गुटखा और मंटू... संतू सिनेमा हाल में cold drink की बोतल लेके बैठा था. हर 15-20 मिनट पर बोतल को मुँह से लगा रहा था. बगल में बैठे मंटू को गुस्सा आ रहा था... उसने




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JOKES: जब हरियाणवी ताऊ के पास से गुजरी ताई...

जब हरियाणवी ताऊ के पास से गुजरी ताई... हरियाणा का एक ताऊ कार धो रहा था तभी पास से एक पड़ोस की महिला वहां से गुजरी... महिला- कार धो रहे हो क्या ? ताऊ- ना तो.. पानी पिला रहा इसे... क्या




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JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति को शराब पीने से रोका...

JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति को शराब पीने से रोका... एक शराबी घर में बैठा शराब पी रहा था... उसकी पत्नी ने बोतल उठा ली और बाहर फेंकते हुए बोली- पत्नी- तुम फिर से शराब पीने लगे, इस घर




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JOKES: सुहागरात पर पति से हुआ कुछ ऐसा, सुबह होते ही पत्नी ने मांगा तलाक

JOKES: सुहागरात पर पति से हुआ कुछ ऐसा, सुबह होते ही पत्नी ने मांगा तलाक.. शादी के बाद सुहागरात को पति पत्नी के पास पहुंचा। पति- क्या बताऊं, लगातार दोस्तों में बात करते-करते थक गया हूं. जरा एक गिलास




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JOKES: जब अपनी सहेली से बोली रीमा- पति तो सोने ही नहीं देते

रीमा अपनी दोस्त सीमा से- रात को मेरे पति मुझे बिलकुल भी सोने नहीं देते... सीमा-  क्यों? रीमा- क्योंकि वह बीमार रहते हैं.. तो उनको रात में दवाई देने पड़ती है.. सीमा- तो तू नर्स रख ले रीमा- नर्स रखी है तभी




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JOKES: जब पत्नी के सवालों पर कब्र से बोल पड़ा पति

JOKES: जब पत्नी के सवालों पर कब्र से बोल पड़ा पति.... औरत अपने पति की कब्र पर रोते हुए बोली- बेटा लैपटॉप मांग रहा है, मैं क्या करूं?  बेटी ने मोबाइल की फरमाइश कर दी है,  क्या करूं?  मेरे खुद के




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JOKES: जब गप्पू को बीवी की आंख बचा गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ डिनर पर जाना पड़ा महंगा

JOKES: गप्पू को बीवी की आंख बचा गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ डिनर पर जाना पड़ा महंगा- गप्पू अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को लेकर होटल डिनर कराने  गया... गप्पू - बोलो बेबी, क्या मंगाऊं?  गर्लफ्रेंड - मेरे लिए तो पिज्जा मंगा लो और अपने लिए




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JOKES: लॉकडाउन में दोस्तों की बातचीत कर देगी लोटपोट

लॉकडाउन के बीच दो दोस्तों की मुलाकात हुई तो एक दूसरे का हाल पूछने लगे... पहला- और भाई कैसे गुजर रहा है? दूसरा- सब खैरियत है। पत्नी और मुझमें बहुत अच्छी अंडरस्टैंडिंग है। सुबह दोनों मिलकर नाश्ता बनाते हैं,




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JOKES: जब पापा ने देखा बेटे रतनू का रिजल्ट...

पापा- रतनू, बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? रतनू- पापा 80 प्रतिशत आए हैं. पापा- पर मार्कशीट पर 40 लिखा है? रतनू- बाकी के 40 आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे।   पप्पू : पापा मुझे एक लड़की पसंद




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JOKES: विकास ने गोपाल को बताया पत्नी का मजेदार नाम

JOKES: विकास ने गोपाल को बताया पत्नी का मजेदार नाम... गोपाल- अरे विकास, तू अपनी पत्नी को किस नाम से बुलाता है? विकास- गूगल डार्लिंग बोलता हूं गोपाल- ये किस तरह का नाम हुआ? विकास- और क्या ना रखूं?




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JOKES: जब अचानक पत्नी ने पूछा- आपने कामवाली के साथ क्या लफड़ा किया?

जुगल ने प्रेमिका के सामने शादी के लिए रख दी ये डिमांड- जुगल और उसकी प्रेमिका पार्क में बैठे हुए थे.. तभी जुगल बोला- मैं उस युवती से शादी करना चाहता हूं, जो मेहनती हो, सादगी से रहती हो, घर को




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JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति से कहा- अब तो दाढ़ी बना लो..

JOKES: जब पत्नी ने पति से कहा- अब तो दाढ़ी बना लो.. पत्नी पति से- अब तो दाढ़ी बना ही लो.. पति- क्यों, तुम्हें क्या प्रोब्लम है? पत्नी- बाजू वाली पूछ रही थी कि तुम्हारे घर जो बाबाजी आये हैं वो




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HBD Vijay Deverakonda: మహేష్, ప్రభాస్‌‌ను బీట్ చేసిన విజయ్ దేవరకొండ.. క్రేజీ కా బాప్ అంటే ఇదేనేమో..

దక్షిణాదిలో క్రేజీ హీరో ఇమేజ్‌ సంపాదించుకొన్న విజయ్ దేవరకొండ అన్ని విధాలుగా దూసుకెళ్తున్నాడు. గత రెండు చిత్రాలు ప్రేక్షకులను, బాక్సాఫీస్‌ను అంతగా మెప్పించలేకపోయినా.. ఫ్యాన్ ఫాలోయింగ్ మాత్రం చెక్కు చెదరకపోగా.. భారీగా అభిమానులను ఆకట్టుకొంటున్నాడు. లాక్‌డౌన్‌లో ఉంటూ తాజా కొన్ని అంశాలతో టాలీవుడ్‌ హీరోల కొందరికంటే ఎక్కువ మైలేజ్‌ను సొంతం చేసుకొన్నాడు. ఇలా సంచలనాలతో ముందుకెళ్తున్న విజయ్ దేవరకొండ మరో మైలురాయిని తన ఖాతాలో వేసుకొన్నాడు. అదేమిటంటే..




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Happy Birthday Vijay Deverakonda: రియల్ ఫైటర్‌.. ఫ్యాన్స్‌కు రౌడీ బాయ్‌గా విజయ దేవరకొండ

టాలీవుడ్‌లో నువ్విలా, లైఫ్ ఈజ్ బ్యూటీఫుల్ లాంటి చిత్రాల్లో చిన్న చిన్న వేషాలతో కెరీర్ ప్రారంభించిన విజయ్ దేవరకొండ అర్జున్‌రెడ్డి చిత్రంతో క్రేజీ స్టార్‌గా మారిపోయారు. ఫెర్ఫార్మెన్స్, యాటిట్యూడ్‌ను కలబోసి నటించే ఈ యువ హీరోకు వరుస విజయాలు కలిసి రావడంతో స్టార్ స్టేటస్ కోసం కష్టపడాల్సి రాలేదు. అయితే గతేడాది బలమైన హిట్ ఖాతాలో వేసుకోకపోవడంతో




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VIDEO: कोरोना को हराकर वापस ड्यूटी पर लौटा पुलिस का जवान, थाने में ढोल-नगाड़े के साथ हुआ भव्य स्वागत

नई दिल्ली। कोविड-19 के खिलाफ लड़ाई में देश के कोरोना योद्धा भी महामारी की चपेट में आ रहे हैं। लॉकडाउन के बीच भी पुलिसकर्मी, मेडिकल स्टाफ, सफाईकर्मी सहित हर कोई अपनी जान जोखिम में डालकर अपनी जिम्मेदारी पूरी इमानदारी से निभा




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CBSE कल से शुरू करेगा मूल्यांकन प्रक्रिया, MHA ने जारी की गाइडलाइन

नई दिल्ली। केंद्रीय माध्यमिक शिक्षा बोर्ड (सीबीएसई) रविवार से उत्तर पुस्तिकाओं के मूल्यांकन की प्रक्रिया को शुरू करने जा रहा है। गृह मंत्रालय ने इस संबंध में मानव संसाधन विकास मंत्रालय के प्रस्ताव को अपनी मंजूरी दे दी है। मीडिया रिपोर्ट्स के




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National Herald case: कांग्रेस के वरिष्ठ नेता की संपत्ति समेत ED ने जब्त की 16 करोड़ की प्रॉपर्टी

नई दिल्ली। मनी लॉन्ड्रिंग मामले में कांग्रेस द्वारा प्रवर्तित एसोसिएटेड जर्नल्‍स लिमिटेड (एजेएल) और कांग्रेस के वरिष्ठ नेता मोती लाल वोरा के खिलाफ प्रवर्तन निदेशालय (ईडी) ने शनिवार को बड़ी कार्रवाई की है। ईडी ने मोती लाल वोरा की 16.38 करोड़




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The Modern Masculinity, The Neosexual

Neosexual, the new age ladies' preference of modern masculinity following S.N.A.Gs (Sensitive New Age Gyus), metrosexuals, retrosexuals. A "Neosexual" falls into the description of flinging off the feminine aspect of the metrosexual and to take an almost




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Bi curious: The New Breed In Town

The issue of homosexual, no matter how hard we try, hit us on our face ever and again. There has always been talks pertaining to this issue. People, however, take the issue in different ways. Some feel it's




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Catholic Nuns And Sensual Lives…

The veils of nuns are often criticized for a life alien to them. Recently Cosmopolitan magazine's editor has created quite a stir for laming Catholic nuns for ruining women's sensual lives. Years of exposure to catholic school




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How A Lovemaking Gift Changed Her Life…

Just imagine gifting an everyday lovemaking for one year to your partner. Surprised? Yes, that's exactly what Charla Muller, 42, from North Carolina, USA, gifted to her husband on his 40th birthday. The birthday gift has tremendously




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The Priest’s Book On Saucy Lovemaking

Priests are supposed to be the guides who can drive the sensual feelings of human beings into a divine realm. Now, a priest in Poland has raised many eyebrows by writing a book on saucy lovemaking. The book advises married couples




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A Kiss Is Just Not A Kiss; Know More About The Art

When it comes to sexual satisfaction, kissing may be the perfect way to begin with. No wonder, why people spend a great deal of time working on the art. Yes, it's an art, after all, isn't it?.Do you really care to




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Life-Sized Plastic Mannequins

What do you like Berlin for? Well, for sure, a lot of things. But, of late, the place has been drawing a lot of tourists, leaving them gasping for more, with eyes wide open and open mouthed for




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Rubbers May Hinder Your Mental Wellbeing

A revelation, one of its kind. A new study on human sexual behaviour finds that indulging in a physical relationship without the use of codom's is good for mental health. Psyched? Well, that's precisely what the study says.The




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The Harmful Effects Of Homosexuality!

When many people in the society still consider the concept of homosexuality as deviated behaviour, many are legalizing the concept. Modern generation is even legalizing the right of gay and lesbian couples. In this scenario, it is better




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Bored? Women Turn To Lovemaking!

The one who said sex is all about love, certainly has been long proved wrong, but astonishingly it is not just about lust as well, its because women are bored that's why they have sex, says a study.Its




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Older Women Go Online For Mates !

The old but sexy are finding the Internet, a willing accomplice in finding them new sensual partners. A recent study says that women above 40, just as their younger counterparts are able to meet potential mates over




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Belly Dancing: Is It An Expression Of Sensual Feelings?

The concept of Belly dancing is a much-debated term in recent days. Many feel that it is an open expression of sensual feelings. However as we delve into the history of this dance form, it is just a




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Vatican Cardinal Rejects Homosexuality

Homosexuals and transsexuals will never go to heaven, Javier Lozano Barragan, Cardinal from the Roman Catholic Church.He said that the Catholic Church still regards homosexuality as an insult to God. People were not born gay but in the




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Does X Rated Materials Harm Effect Orientation?

Most men first come in contact with adult materials at an early adolescent stage. 90 per cent of x rated materials is consumed on the Internet, while 10 percent comes from video stores.On average, single men watch erotic materials three




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Want A Celebrity Look Alike Baby?

Ben Affleck, the star of Armageddon and Pearl Harbor, has topped sperm bank, California Cryobank's celebrity look alike sperm donors list.The California Cryobank offers single women and infertile couples a chance to pick celebrity look alike donors. The




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Men's Sexual Desires

A new poll reveals that an average man thinks about lovemaking 13 times a day.3000 people were questioned and the results showed that comparatively an average woman thinks of sex just fives time a day. Though their body language is




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Viagra Sheet For The Night!

Spanish genius, Pep Torres, has used nanotechnology to infuse the sex drug arousing ingredient into the fibres of a bed sheet. When people get into bed the viagra would soak into their skin and get into the bloodstream."It




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Does X Rated Films Instigate Men In A Wrong Way?

Boys who see pornography are more likely to harass girls and indulge in acts of casual lovemaking. According to a survey to study the harms of pornography exposure among children and young people, it was found that male kids




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Ancient Roman Love

The modern generation counts love for sharing, caring, friendship. Ancient Romans did not had to bother about all these as love was just nothing more than the sexual pleasure. Love gave pain for them as they were wounded, wretched and




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Lure The Other Gender

Man gets aroused by woman with sexy looks. The best thing next to the sexy looks, is a great cleavage, says the surveys. Stockings, suspenders, knee-high boots and short skirts also come on the list of the things which men could




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Online Dating Unattended Debate

With a sharp increase in online dating industry, experts are constantly reviewing about the benefits and pitfalls of matchmaking through the web services.Research showed that online dating can be misleading since people often provide inaccurate information about themselves in their profiles.




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Why Is 'The Desire' Dwindling?

There is a remarkable decrease among men having no desire to have sex with their partners. The number has gone down by 40 per cent as compared with men ten years ago. The rise in Internet pornography stress and anxiety are




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Women's Tactics To Win Their Lover's Heart

Majority of brides use tactics to force men to go down on their knees. Most of them use the general method threatening to leave their lovers. Another method is provoking the lover's jealousy by senting themselves flowers from a fake admirer.




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Sexual Desire Affects Emotionally Too

Women with low sexual desire are emotionally very week, says the new studies. Ladies who have low sexual desires are prone to experiencing negative emotions. This includes dissatisfaction and distress regarding their sex life. Developing guilt about the inabilities is




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How To Be The Best In Online Dating?

Profile photographs specially in online dating sites holds much importance. After all it's matter of heart. But there are few myths attached to it. Sam Yagan and colleagues cataloged more than 7,000 profile photographs on the online matchmaking site and on




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Government Insists On TV Sex Education

The British Government is set to ask TV bosses to include more references to contraceptives and sexually transmitted diseases in their shows. The popular TV shows do not have enough scenes featuring the characters discussing contraceptives such as condoms.Out of 350




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Be Frank If You Have An Infection

Frank conversations about sexual infections is the key to a long and sucessful relationship, says experts.In the survey, 73 per cent admitted that they did not talk about sexually transmitted diseases before having sex with a new partners and




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Here Are Some Hottest Facts

You might have heard that people vary from region to region and place to place. One survey has read the sexual instincts of people of different parts of the World. The most astonishing discovery was that Sweden has the most number




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Meet Your Potential Partner On Video Chats

With the advent of video dating services that allow potential partners to see each other through the webcams, the trend of blind dates have taken a set back. With that ends the uncertainty that comes with blind dating. Video dating users




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Women Often Fake Orgasm

A woman's heart holds a thousand secrets but this secrets is costing a bit too much for guys. A poll has revealed that most women fake reaching their orgasm to their lovemaking partner. As many as 48 per cent of British




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Underarm Lotion To Boost Men's Love Life!

The simplest method to boost men's love life - an underarm lotion that boosts testosterone in men, may soon hit stores.The name of this underarm lotion is Axiron. It will be used to treat men with low testosterone levels, over 45




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TV Show Demonstrates Different Lovemaking Positions

Viewers of ‘This Morning’ were in for a saucy treat as they were shown how to spice up their romantic relationships with the demonstration of different sexual positions. On the show, the couples clambered on to a bed to give the