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I Can't Think of a Title and It's Making Me Angry! (Covid, too!)

Here's 900 words about me coming to terms with the fact that I absolutely need to channel my anger over this pandemic




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Learning ancient, forbidden sex majik

There is an ancient and proud tradition of people finding spiritual resonance within the captivating riddle of their own sexuality. That tradition has little or nothing to do with carnies eating junk food... or does it???




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Scammers Deserve Love Too

If you take the time to talk to African scammers, you can open up a lot about them.




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Let Me Redesign Your Logo

A mermaid lady in a green circle. What about this makes me hungry for a nice cup of joe?




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Knifedad Mailbag Tuesday: Senpaii Showerknife Evangelion

The Knifedads talk about the meaning of Knifedaddery, and how to survive a Florida Drugfight




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Diablo 2 Gags n Goofs

Low Quality Zombie Head? Undefiled Grave? Hung Skeleton? Click to find out what these Diablo 2 items share in common. It won't even cost you a Scroll Of Identify.




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World, Listen: You Can't Bargain with a Virus

A detailed account on why the World reopening businesses is just another stage of processing grief over the Covid pandemic.




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Tornados Hate Our Freedom

I can not believe the bellyachin' from these kids. "But Bill, we better stay indoors where it's safe", "but Bill, governor says stay away from winders"! That dog won't hunt, son.




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Make porn safe for work V2: work from home edition

puritanical goons do their best to cover up the Not in NSFW images.




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"Only" Stand and Wait- A Memorial for Annie Glenn

Think you know who the most accomplished American in history is? I bet you don't. She just passed, and this year for Memorial Day we take a serious moment to remember her.




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This Baby Is An Absolute Piece of Shit

I'm so sick of this baby's shit. This baby needs to be put on BLAST.




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Is This Version Of SimCity 2000 Real Or Is My Life A Lie?

Are you aware of a SimCity 2000 release that came on A LOT OF FLOPPIES? As in, ten or more 3.5" disks? Because I spent the better part of an afternoon watching my friend install it in the mid 90s. Yet there's no record that this version of the game existed.




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Graduation Speech to the Class of All Hell Has Broken Loose

Advice you don't want from a maniac you don't trust.




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Check Out This Amazing Inception PASIV Device Made By A Forum Member

Every now and then a forum member posts something so creative and impressive that I stop shouting in anger at my monitor. Today I'd like to highlight a particularly amazing post.




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It's Just a Box

I try to build a box. It's more interesting than that, I promise. Or maybe it's not, but either way you get to see me lose my mind in a way people frequently deem, "humorous."




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This Magnificent Bastard!

some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them. once in a while a magnificent bastard comes along and changes the whole damn game.




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Awfully Weird Tales #2

Sick of poverty, riots and insanity? So were your ancestors when THEY got lost in pulp magazines! Brush away the summer insanity with colorful madness, this week in the Comedy Goldmine!




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Schrödinger's Gay

A self-reflection on the paradox of sexuality and coming to terms with why I need to claim mine.




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Knifedad Chat: Phil Elmore

A brief chat about weapons, self defense, senpais, fantasy replica weapons, and assorted chicanery, with Phil Elmore.




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A Closer Look At The Photo Op Bible Trump Spilled Blood To Awkwardly Pose With

I Had Peaceful Protestors Gassed And Beaten So I Could Waddle To This Photo Op Like A Big Boy And All I Got Was This Prop Bible




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How to Convince Your Loved Ones to Support the Protests

I illustrate the dramatic difference in perception of the protests between news reports and on-the-scene live-streams




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Bad Apple Resents Being Compared To Cops

This slander to my appley name will NOT stand.




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Old Games On New TVs: The Original PlayStation + PSIO!

Let's say you have a PlayStation, either because it was already in your closet or because you decided to spend ten thousand dollars for one after the virus arrived. How can you get the most out of the console in 2020?




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Which of the 24 HBO Streaming Services is Right For You?

It's simple! HBO GO has every HBO series, minus episode 2 of each season. HBO MAX only has each season's episode 2.




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If Other Workers Acted Like Cops

You’re the one who called in this pizza? Slow down there, chief, we’ll get to the pizza. You won’t mind if I step in. Nice place you got here; looks expensive.




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What Critics Are Saying About The Last of Us Part II

I had to kill a young enemy scout with the detached head and neck of a giraffe. Afterwards, in a powerful moment, Ellie realized it was the giraffe from the first Last of Us. In a more powerful moment, Ellie realized the giraffe's neck was tattooed with the words I BET THAT KID HAD A FAMILY




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Hey, Corporations! Get your Covid19 and BLM Ads out of the Cool Zone!

This week, I want to talk about corporations using global tragedy to “get their brand name out there” and otherwise profiteer off of human misery.




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Steam Reviews For America

Pay to win garbage. Not even a chance for anyone who got f****d over by RNG. Total scam!




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Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons

We're getting a new cockpit-focused Star Wars flight game this October! While visions of the classic LucasArts simulators X-Wing and TIE Fighter do barrel rolls in our heads, we should temper our expectations.




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We Have To Stop Letting Assholes Ruin Everything.

We have to do better. If you feel attacked, it's about you.




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Let's Build A Gundam!

The model kit for the most basic-ass white bread Gundam of all (Johnathan Gundam is its name, I believe) is only $11. I am eager to escape reality. Now that's what I call a formula for adventure!




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Comforting Masculine Gender Affirmations, by Malt Schlitzmann.

Welcome, you have arrived at: Yourself




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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind




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Pardon Our Dust

Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.




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Make Horror Wholesome

With everything going on these days, sometimes it's good to give ourselves a break from the usual late night creepshow classics. Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!




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Let's improve landmarks

Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update. In this weeks Phriday, SA Forum goons photoshop the change they want to see in the world.





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Kõige väiksem, The smallest

Väike-kirjurähn on Euroopa väikseim rähn, olles kõigest varblase mõõtu. The Lesser Spotted Woodpecker is the smallest woodpecker in Europe, being only the size of a sparrow.










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Allveelaev, Submarine

Üleeile toimus meie suurima ja pikima traditsiooniga (juba 25 aastat!) Eesti Looduse fotokonkursi lõpuõhtu. Konkursile saadeti 1250 pilti 195 autorilt ning üldarvestuses pälvis auhinna 24 fotot. Mul oli rõõm saada auhinnatud kolme pildiga! :) Juuresolev pilt hinnati parimaks veelooma fotoks! Meie vetemaailma tippkiskja – haug. Reaalselt oli tegu umbes 4-5kg kaaluva haugiga, kellel pikkust peaaegu […]






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Bouquet Of Light

photo taken October 2020




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Wise One

photo taken October 2020